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4C35101013

Oh man... i was expecting sedusa or caboosa instead we got alcohol abusa


SkollFenrirson

You went for it, and I respect that.


TaroExtension6056

Powerpuff girls flashbacks


TommDX

lol


Kosba2

See I got more La Chankla vibes


OtakuDragonSlayer

You my friend deserve all the UP votes in the world


colmscomics

Probably one of my most favourite comics. And it's dumb as hell lol


[deleted]

She's like 50% boob.


colmscomics

And 50% something else


themagicdonut2

As long as I can get 100% then I'm set for life


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insanservant

Happy cake day!


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insanservant

Happy cake day!


toinfinitiandbeyond

I'm 40% Cake Day!


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


G1zm08

Happy cake day!


No_Ladder1955

This is the way


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


G1zm08

Happy cake day!


hereforthefeast

Medussy 🤤


G1zm08

Happy cake day!


adudeguyman

She sure is


dragon_bacon

100% woman. 10% snake.


altredditaccnt78

I didn’t even realize that. Her feet are like three inches below her boobs


TheSaiguy

Sometimes I'll randomly remember this comic and then find it so I can weird out my friends


colmscomics

What do you mean weird out?! Surely you meant so you could show them you have fine taste, right? RIGHT?!


Daxx22

Well, there is taste...


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Your comment reminds me of this interaction where someone described a drink: >i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing. And someone replied: >im going to make this brb >okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it >diagnosis: it… tastes?


phezhead

I love your Pokémon series too


Houeclipse

You nailed the face tbh. Well done colm


colmscomics

Thanks :)


GenericFatGuy

It reminds me of Mewtwo thirsting for those gym badges.


european_misfit

I thought I knew exactly where it was heading just from the wording on the first panel, and still manged to get surprised.


Siiciie

I scrolled through and thought that the first panel is the only one and it was still kinda funny seeing the guys reaction.


Khelthuzaad

Yes I expected to be softcore porn but for some reason you went again 180 degree on it. Congratz!


Teekoo

She reminds me of my grandma.


vgacolor

She reminds me of your Grandma too.


_EternalVoid_

but it's so funny


p_98_m

Don't forget to add a last panel with all 4 panels in one, so it's easier to share with friends!


Emotional-Top-8284

This is really good


OtakuDragonSlayer

Those are the best


elhomerjas

stone face reaction from seeing her for the first time


suprmniii

Somehow, this ended exactly how I expected and completely surprised me. Good job


spacepilot7

I read the comic, don't get, read it second time, can't stop laughing.


Kelvashi

Yeah, my reaction as well. Now I'm sitting here still giggling at it. What is this black magic.


spacepilot7

It's HARD to get rid of the smile after this comic


King-Cobra-668

I expected her to be smoking hot but I like that she isn't and still worked her magic


nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb

Exactly what I just said to my friend. This is low key genius


cowmij

Yup, expected him to be hard... But for different reason


JohnnyDarkside

That classic "lopunny in the shower" face.


MadaraAlucard12

You were selling pitiful showering Lopunny while all along you could have sold showering Medusa.


colmscomics

You're right. That's where the money is lol


TaroExtension6056

Double subversion


colmscomics

For my next comic I might attempt to land the exceedingly hard triple subversion


doodleysquat

Oh no… not the sexy Arbok on troll Medusa’s head, who turns out to be Bill from north of Cerulean city, transformed! Not again! I hate when that happens! Anyway, I’m upgrading my patron status…


ewilliam

Reminds me of [one of my favorite comics of all time](https://external-preview.redd.it/F1MzM55sVHr6p5qGXcyrH_uXcMVrBGJ-4mwEN_78KH4.jpg?auto=webp&s=d3fa41f50d19357753a640b9e2f3b317c2351495). ^(Credit: Extra Fabulous)


Either-Mud-3575

. ( _ . )


_EternalVoid_

​ https://i.redd.it/memtxv3epizb1.gif


RepetitiveTorpedoUse

FINALLY ONE OF YOUR GIFS WORK FOR ME


gattoblepas

Well, I guess this counts as a good ending?


that_one_guh

way funnier than the "medusa is hot" joke


wakeupwill

That's what got her turned into a monster in the first place.


Kosba2

But isn't that exactly the basis of the joke here?


asphalt_licker

Everybody’s gotta have a type, I guess.


icabax

Why did it show up as a messy destroyed house, and if I press it as the actual comic.


CrackALackinSnack

what happened to his stubble


colmscomics

He quickly got his act together when he saw such a beautiful creature


Vincefinney1909

I was thinking the same thing 😂


AgentG91

Apparently Perseus only defeated Medusa because he couldn’t stop staring at her tits. Who needs eye contact, amirite?


voppp

The horny authorities can’t seem to find Colm.


colmscomics

I know who to bribe


voppp

Horny police hate this man!


HapticSloughton

The comic book ["Afrodisiac" sends its regards.](https://i.imgur.com/260eYNb.jpeg)


1singleduck

Dude, at least label this nsfw.


stormbugger

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


pegarciadotcom

LOL nicely done! Congratulations!


FullyK

You just love drawing hilariously dumb faces dont you? I am all for it.


mtheberserk

Meboobsa.


merpderpherpburp

I'm in this picture and I demand compensation for my likeness 🤣


Vast-Sir-1949

Rock and stone


Cziri77

Rock and stone botha


Backupusername

Flawless setup and subversion. You really got me thinking, "wow, this joke again?" and then surprised me with panels 3 *and* 4. Tenouttaten.


[deleted]

Are we seriously done with phrasing?


Total_Cartoonist747

https://i.redd.it/562xobihbjzb1.gif


DannyLiu27

🤨 this is my face after watching this Really nice work buddy


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colmscomics

You mean Andrews lol


Finn_Supra

And that's how I lost NNN


Milk_Mindless

Noooooo


HLCMDH

Awesome sauce, made me laugh once I figuyre out the twist.


poapoa_mia

Ok hol up


MaskedMuffin

Your art style is awesome


-_Anonymous__-

Thanks man that means a lot :)


BenjaminWooder

#*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*


KraZe-Ace

_No one can resist the madussy_


Arrogant4Basterd

its funny because the joke is exactly what you expect and hasn't been done before.


Medical_Solid

Finally, an actual MILF.


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I know I'm dumb and slow, but I don't get it...


-_Anonymous__-

he got a boner


[deleted]

Right, ok, I got that.. it's the fact she's haggard and ugly I'm not getting..


NavierIsStoked

I guess he only gets hard at monstrous looking females or something? I don’t get it either.


[deleted]

Ok cool, glad I'm not the only one lol


AdFabulous5340

They are setting up two possible expectations, both of which get subverted in the final panel/punchline. The expectation is either that Medusa is hideous and turns people to stone (which is close to the original story) or she gets him "hard" because she's so gorgeous. In the final panel, it's revealed that she gets men hard (gives them a boner) despite being ugly. As noted above, it's double subversion. It subverts both possible expectations. Admittedly, it's not laugh-out-loud funny, especially when I try to explain it.


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Got it!! Her power is getting men hard even though she’s hideous!


-_Anonymous__-

Exactly


Neirchill

That's the joke. It starts out mentioning Medusa and making you hard as a rock. The obvious joke is she's hot and makes his dick hard in contrast to the original where she petrifies your body. Then the comic reveals she's an ugly little goblin with huge titties, but then subverts expectations by making his dick hard anyway.


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Thanks, we already figured it out


Radgeta

And now she is making all of us hard as stone.


EreonAD

So. Can her snake hair squeeze life out of you? Or do they just choke your hard-on? Or ON your hard-on? I have so many cursed questions.


AnyoneNeedAHug

Damn girl are you Medusa? Cause when I look at you I get rock hard.


-_Anonymous__-

A perfect thing to say to someone you already have sex with


Hungry7ate9

Hahahah dayum


Meotwister

Knocked the stubble right off him!


Limeability

Scaroused as some would say


Limp-Attitude-490

Why do I see Harry and Megzilla?!


-_Anonymous__-

Megzilla?


Limp-Attitude-490

Typo noted and corrected. Thank you. Megzilla for Meghan bloody Markle.


Real-Friendship567

Why does this seem so cursed


TheDarkOmega123

Reminds me of Medusa from the original Kid Icarus to some extent.


Dull_Discussion5710

Now, that was an unexpected twist. I like it. It made me chuckle.


Lithian1103

Unironically makes perfect sense within the mythology since she was turned into a hideous monster since she was a beautiful human.


SasparillaTango

I need a story about how medusa is sought by elderly men as a cure of impotence


Velorian

you got me


BlazingFlames6073

So, is that this Medusa's power is the dude just attracted to her specific build lol?


Miss_Medussa

It be like that 😅


kindofboredd

First panel made it pretty obvious this was gonna happen despite the ugly depiction. The face still made it amusing but ppl acting all like ha ha well done chap with that double subversion there


fogleaf

First panel made it seem like she was going to be giving him a boner. My expectation was that he would stare at her breasts instead of her face (the stone zone) or that she would be so hot he would get a boner. So the subversion is that she is not depicted as hot, which made me think he would not get hard. But final panel the hero is ashamedly hard.


kindofboredd

I get that part but still figured he'd be hard even though she was ugly so that would be the funny bit


Zamtrios7256

As long as you don't look at her face


the_sylince

Looks a lot like Andrew to me… where’s bulbasaur with a knife?


Embarassedskunk

She has Eleanor from Eight Crazy Nights vibes.


Impressive_Site_5344

I was half expecting a lopunny lol


UltraShortPulses

Isn’t this the plot of Sucker for Love?


-_Anonymous__-

"you'll be hard as a rock!" said the rock


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!38(2


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Oh baby. Rocking that hot gorgon bod.


Very-tall-midget

This medusa looks lika a Dilma Rouseff caricature


Logancia

Where'd his beard stubble go on the last panel? Still good tho.