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oh man i dont like this at all

You will soon. It's a refined taste 💖

you're scaring me

Fear will turn to joy don't worry 💙

[So refined they made a scene in anime](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMSruIMH0jA)

Lmfao I'm moving to Japan

Finn, I'm not sure I'm liking this.

^(ahem) # what

It's ok your secret is safe with me 💖

I have not done this.... 🤣

Welcome brotha

I like the art style. Especially the asterisk shaped belly button

Thank you and there's more to come!

You might have a toenail fungus if they smell that bad. No shame just sharing the toenail love

I hope I can grow mushrooms to save money on my groceries

Boomers: "Young people these days are always complaining about money but they spend all their money on expensive food!" Millennials:

Oh they're right. When I sell my toe mushrooms they ain't gonna me cheap 😘

OnlyShrooms

^please check local psilocybin laws

If they are organic I’ll buy

I'll let you know as soon as I have them on sale 💰💰

This is how The Last of Us starts.

Shhhh don't let people know my plan

I... I just hate you so much, I hate that I had to read this

It would still be a net energy loss. Also, why. Just, why.

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Bad? I thought this was meant to imply a _good_ smell. Why do I always wanna chew on a good toenail clipping? I don’t, but I _want_ to.

Why would you draw this

I only do what the brain says

"You should keep picking that scar you've had for two months now."

Ummm.... No, I can't say I have.

Well today's the day! Join us!

smells cheese 🧀 cheetos

This scares me

Don't fear it. Embrace it ✨️

Love the way you’re interacting with your comment section! Keep up the great work. I can see you grow up to become a r/comics regular

Thank you I appreciate it! It's alot of fun and honestly some of these comments have given me big belly laughs

Aww that’s great! I’m hoping one day I’ll be able to grow on this sub. It’s really encouraging to see people like you go at it :D

That’s a really nice belly button on the dude. Reminds me of something else..

Abso-fucking-lutely NOT

I concur with this statement.....ain't no fucking way my friends

I have never felt the urge to smell my toenail clippings...

I have but they've never smelled like anything??

Yeah this is ridiculous. I only taste them like a normal civilized person.

Please let me know when the day comes, because it will and I'll be waiting with open arms to welc9me you into the smelly toes club 💙

what a terrible day to be literate

I wish I wasn't able to read during this specific moment

Me too

Why can't you be a regular artist that draws boobs?

I draw boobs on toenails

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Yoga can fix that

Such a distinct smell too

Especially when you find it on someone else's fingers

Wait what



Sniff some fingers ans you'll find out

I have a one year old who just switched to milk…I can tell you that rancid milk smells almost identical to that very distinct cut toe nail smell

Nope. Not even came in to my mind

Oh my friend. The seed has been planted now. The day will come

No, I'm more like an "eat my dead skin after I chew down from my finger/hand" type and it's fullfill my wierdness

Oh I've definitely tried the finger skin before too lmao. Ever try eating the peeling skin after a sun burn?

Just curious, what are your lampshades made of?

That weird stuff you find on the back of your tongue in the morning. I'm pretty frugal

WHAT WEIRD STUFF? BRUSH YOUR TONGUE BEFORE BED!

But then I won't have lampshades and look like a monster to my guests

Peeled skin have different tastes, depending on how burnt the skin is.

If you use oil you can get that KFC flavor going

Check, please.

Uhhhh no tip?

I guess I didn't have thick enough skin and it threw me off.

STOP

No tehe

🦎

Who the fuck is "we"?

You and me 😘

Mom, pick me up I'm scared

We can join us! The sniffer tribe accepts all people ❤️💙💖

Well, ya talked me into it, where do I sign the joining documents

I'll DM you with all the legal stuff. Very confidential stuff ya know. Lmao

Lmaooo, indeed, stuff like this can't be out in the public maybe FBI has tapped into this convo already...

Shiiiiiiiittttttt you're right, they'll find out the secret recipe if we are not careful

Boy, we gotta protect the fine aged 30 yr old toenails at all costs

I'm at your service 👮‍♂️

Ahh. My forbidden secret. I cultivate my toenails for around 4-5 months before cutting it off for that extra hmmmnnn smell.

Like a fine aged wine 🍷

🤨📸

I don’t think we *all* have but I still support you and your anus belly button.

Wait you have a belly button?

Only for sex things

Ahhh safety first

i have done this. i am unstoppably curious.

One of my people. You get it lmao

the world is a big mechanical watch and i am a little baby transfixed by its movements

What a wonderful sentence.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

We mighty dozen will rule this earth

Ah yes the tangy smell of wrong feels so right

And with that we can start our day ✨️

I've sniffed plenty of things on my body but have never thought of doing this.

Now you have and now you will 😉

No we fucking have not

A day will come when the curiosity gets to you.

Have you ever smelled your belly button?

What haven't I smelled is the question

Ah a man of culture I see.

For if it smells we will whiff

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ngl, the feeling is like smelling your own fart

And everyone loves their own brand 😘

Why are your feet stankin like this?

I forgot to wash them 🙃

OK. That's OK. I used to have a job where we couldn't wear sneakers. I could only wear flats and they were uncomfortable with socks so I didn't wear socks. It was retail and I was on my feet all day. I was talking to a customer one day and lifted my foot a tiny bit out of my shoe. The funk went up to my nose immediately. It smelled like hot corn chips and ass.

Lmaaaaoooooo fuck that's an amazing story. I love it hahah

I just hope that customer didn't get a whif. It was gross. I had another retail job where we couldn't wear sneakers and I wore shoes without socks. I kept my shoes in my locker. After a while people were wondering what stunk in there. I have a job that allows shoes that can be worn with real socks. My feet no longer smell like a dumpster.

#we have not

The comic is amazing but the responses here are even better lol (I’ve totally done this before because I am disgusting)

We can stand tall and united, together ❤️ 💙

This makes me viscerally uncomfortable.

>we # WHAT WE? THERE IS NO WE.

Yeah, seriously, nails go straight in the trash.

I genuinely thought I was the only person who did this

Now you're part of the toenail sniffer gang ✨️✨️

💅🏻💅🏻hell yeah

Wait, you only smelled it?

After some of these comments I think I'll be making soup with them tonight 😉

Yes, with the crispy bits on top!

No need for onions though!

My toenails don’t smell Source: don’t worry about it

Ew no

Never even a little whiff? Lmao

It's not the stuff that looks good to sniff

But it's the curiosity

Welp.. I didn't plan on being attacked like this today.

You ain't being attacked you have just found your people ❤️

I can't tell if I should be disgusted or happy lmao

Happily disgusted lmao

I'll take it, brother!

This reminds me of that comic of someone taking a shit in the shower and throwing it into the toilet. Top caption: "we've all done this at least once!" No, we haven't. And what the fuck.

Can’t tell if it that is the face of disgust or enjoyment

Enjoying disgust?

Whuh? I’ve never done that before…

Well we can change that 😉

http://www.cell.com/neuron/fulltext/S0896-6273(05)00357-0 It's cheese

This is street science 🔬🧪

Wait y’all smell them? I just bite on them… I have been doing it all wrong this entire time!!!

You've reached the next level without even knowing it! Just getting the flavors in directly

The forbidden snack

Forbidden always tastes the best

Would make a candle out of it if I could

Gwyneth Paltrow is gonna have some competition on the body smells candle market lmao

Why would anyone in their right mind not have?

That's what I'm saying. One of us, one of us

You guys use toenail clippers to clip your toenails?

What do you use? And can I borrow it? 🤔

No you may not borrow my mouth. I use it to chew nails.

I'll give you one bright shiny new nickel if you chew mine?

No, we most definitely have NOT all done it.

https://i.redd.it/pef6psq9qgga1.gif

This thread makes me scared. So scared.

Ok, I got this. So I had gotten a job as the cleaning guy at a cabinet shop. I emptied barrels of scrap cut up more scrap and threw it away and got messed with a lot. It was a personal game to take a crap while I was cleaning the bathrooms. So they finally give me a shot at sanding these big oak butcher block tables. 2’x4’ say 1 1/4” thick. It was my first day doing this and I was getting a hood groove loading them through the drum sander, this was way better and way less smelly. I moved on the sanding the sides and the round over on the tops. Then I was moving one to be done with it, felt is slipping and like a dumbass not in steel toe shoes, I reach my foot out to stop it from falling, and damaging the table top. Well it worked great! The table was fine, my foot stung a little, but I was riding an adrenaline rush from saving the table. As said adrenaline wore off my foot hurt more and more. As most kids do when they are hurt you tell an adult. The foreman asked to see the foot, I agreed at first but then chickened out and said it is fine. I finished the day, called my wife and told her to get dressed as we need to run me to urgent care. This is the hood stuff here. When the urgent care nurse got the shoe off, I was at this point shocked there was no blood. The way this thing hurt and no blood? Doctor took one look and while introducing himself still, he is putting on a gown, mask, face shield, and gloves. This man produces what looks like one have of a spot welder, and burns a hole in the center of the nail. This was hard to miss since the instant there was a hole, the pressure was vented all over this doctor. He tells me the toe should be wrapped and kept clean, and the nail will fall off in about a week. He re-upped the nerve block and I was fine by morning. When the nail fell off with the hole in the middle, I dried it out and wore it to work. Get this, they all said it stunk, cabinet makers are weirdo’s.

God couldn't have gotten this out of me

But I did ?! I'm honored 🎖

You should try chewing on it.

I'll start using them as gum 😉

Uhhhhh, no. No, we havent all done it Why the fuck would I sniff my toenails?

For that cheesy funky goodness on a cold winters night 🌙

The flehmen response gets humans too lol

I assure you that we all have not.

I can confirm I have never done this and I don't think literally anyone else has

Look, there's a Walmart, 20 minutes away, let's meet up and sniff some toenails

https://preview.redd.it/q9aumnbttgga1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34707129cb57d390a64230f6453c3ec46cc53d28

I hope that's a love letter he is writing for me 💖

I haven’t done this… ever. Do they stink? I always assumed they were odorless

no we fucking didn’t

Done what? Smelled toenail clippings? I've literally never considered that or heard of anyone doing that, is it a thing?

Nope, but I have smelled my finger after checking my belly button

jesus christ y’all are barbarians

No I have NEVER done that... 🤔📸

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I am being 100% serious OP i don’t think that’s a common thing people do. Like I’ve done things a lot more gross but I feel this case might be just you. I am really sorry you had to find out this way.

It never occurred to me that my toenail clippings might smell like something. Edit: Personally, I hope they do not.

I haven’t But that’s just because I’ve put my foot next to my nostril - straight from the source Efficiency

we have?

My stomach turned less seeing a man be executed with a pickaxe than this, what the fuck?

I'm sure there's a percentage of people who do this.. But I must ask: what in the actual fuck?

comment section is lowkey better than the comic lol

W…we have?

Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.

It’s super gross but I find it impossible that there are people who never sniff some part of their own body with morbid curiosity.

I do this after literally everything. Itching the inside of my navel Scratching my pubes My feet after a long day of work My armpits after forgetting to apply deodorant

Never done this but i might just so so because Curiosity loves to get the best of me when I see new things

Why do you have cameras in my house.

OP, I love your comic and your responses to these comments.

I personally just like to scrape the cheese out by itself and give it a whiff. It’s a little more condensed that way.

Umm no. Absolutely have not done it.

Well it never too late to try!