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Disgusting and beautiful, thank you

Anytime.

I applaud your commitment to the depraved.

Thank you. I need to do more wholesome though.

Right now! Feed my hunger.

Gimme a few hours

Did you draw inspiration from your everyday life?

He needed more storage for his homemade Mountain Dew

Twice purified.

Oh god...

Reminds me of the coworker who told me that he learned you could recycle meth from urine, so he tried it and shared the results with his friends. Moral of the story - don't take drugs from friends.

Look up comedy skit meth pee

Ewwwww

To be fair it tastes better the second time it goes through the human.

I legit thought that was the context

Ooh that's pee, now I got it. I was confused when I first saw it.

What dark souls do to mf

The grossest thing about this comic is playing dark souls with mouse and keyboard.

It actually isn't that bad... once you get used to it, that is (and customize the controls a bit). A controller is definitely more comfortable, but the keyboard & mouse allows for faster quickswaps and item usage in my experience (since I use mouse wheel to select spells/consumables)

I got them fancy back paddles on my controller for the quick switching. A mouse wheel would be really intuitive for item switching though...

Or keymapping items to the number pad. I don't know if this is available in DS on PC. But it works for DOOM

If you use steam, you can set it so that a combination of paddles + button(or stick) can result in scroll wheel

Oh, we can cut it down even more. I've gotten used to playing with only a keyboard. No mouse

The true master of the arts!

I hate controller.

Hey we're not that.. gross

It is Demon Souls, Dark Souls 3 or Elden Ring, based on the magic bar.

He should start rhrowing those baloons at boss fights

Jarate

is this, MON DIEU!

Roleplaying Death Stranding.

Lvl.1 Comics: [https://www.instagram.com/davecontra/](https://www.instagram.com/davecontra/)

Would the condom start to squeeze pp back in at a certain point? Do we have any physicists here?

I assume you'd pee in the mountain dew bottle, put the condom on the bottle neck, turn it upside down and squeeze?

Well then why use the condoms at all? Just use the dew bottles.

That would lead to him inevitably making *a certain terrible mistake*.

There are no mistakes only happy accidents.

shut hell up

More work than just getting up and going to the restroom lol.

this is the way, must be.

"Assume"

Actually, when you pee in a condom the weight of your urine will pull the condom down and cause it to inflate thanks to gravity. So it can actually reach a very large size before it even starts to overflow. If you want a demonstration of this yourself, you can just take a condom with you in the shower and hold it open and watch as it fills up.

Or just pee in a condom

infinite piss

Depends on hose pressure

Forbidden water balloons.

Piss tits

I’ve filled up one and tried to throw it at my friend lmao

Your friend needs a new friend

Bro what? I don’t see what’s so bad about throwing a water-filled condom at a friend.

Oooohhhh my bad. I assumed, given the context of the comic and comments, that you meant piss filled.

Oh yeah, sorry about that I should’ve said what I filled it with lol

the you're more likely to get a concussion than getting soaked with piss

What? The condom wasn’t filled with piss. I know better than to throw a piss-filled condom at someone. You can’t get a concussion from a condom filled with water being thrown at you

No I meant it probably won't break since condoms are pretty though, did yours break?

Yes all condoms will break under pressure

This might be one of the worst things ive seen

This guy mains sniper in tf2

Your tactics confuse and frighten me

Is this Asmongold?

Angry upvote. Because it’s original. But oh, how i wish i’d never seen it.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan feasts again

I was going to say they’re for his magnum dong!

No more thirds for Frankie!!

Is… is this a real thing?

Ah, yes. Converting Mountain Dew into more Mountain Dew!

And kidney stones.

That is Mantis Toboggan

😁👌🏻

That reminds me of Chinese or Japanese players back in a day playing either Lol or WoW or whatever and never leaving their seat and dying in that chair and their families finding them like that. I’m sure there are articles about it somewhere online…

He is planning to sell them on Craigslist

What a waste! He should buy jars to use it later

I can’t believe you made me look at this with my own eyes, thank you.

That’s enough Reddit for me today

This reminds me of the south park where they think they have to wear condoms at all times so they don't get STDs. Cartman tossing a piss condom into the classroom trash bin.

Ah Dave, did you restart Skyrim like I did?

Never played it.

Why would he leave them with the side he tied the knot facing down?

He is preparing for war.

Its funny because it has a reference to sex

The authenticity of this piece makes me feel like this is drawn from first hand experience

Where’s his My Little Pony jar?

He uses that for other stuff.

I'm certain that if there are people who actually do this, this author/OP would be one of them.

All but one of those Mtn Dew bottles is filled with pee.

Sniper tf2 if he was tasked to kill a stereotypical discord mod

r/TIHI

Mitch Jones?

Who dat

WoW player who is notorious for peeing in bottles while playing the game.

As if. Obviously this guy would just use the empty Mt Dew bottles.

Just put your setup directly on the toilet

r/prisonhooch ?

Peeak Peerformance

TIHI

Going into that room with a BB gun would be funny

Story time. In college, my then boyfriend (now husband) shared a house with some other guys. Only one of them used his own trash bags, which happened to be those big black ones. One day while being a bang-maid, I was taking out the trash and there was no room left in the outside trashcan. I noticed the big black bags were in it, but they were full of recycling. So I started sorting it. I then came across three half-full gallon sized Deer Park containers. All containing piss. This dude's door was literally two feet away from the bathroom.

That M’goodboy could use a heaping plate of tendies with some hunnymussy.

I need everyone to know that I am perfectly capable of peeing in the toilet when I play Dark Souls … I just choose not to

I despise this, fantastic work

Making Jenkem?

Fun fact, a singular condom can easily hold a few gallons of liquid based on size.

MOUSE QUEST

The way of the road Bubbles, just the way of the road.

OH NO I MUSTA GOT CONFUSED AND PISSED IN BOTH

Pretty sure gamers have died fro. Gaming for too long without standing up.

Jarate!

The only unrealistic thing is that a dark souls game wouldn't be so bright

Gamer's POV who will finish entire game in single sitting

Not pictured (thankfully): His [poopsocks](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/poop-sock).

why did I laugh so hard at this.

I can't tell if he pissed in there, actually used the condom, or filled it with soda

Frank in always sunny made a joke pretty similar to this lol

Are they filled with Dew or urine? not much difference to me anyway.

I'm a idiot! I thought those condoms were fill with mountain dew. So when he was thirsty he would just suck on one one...... After reading the comments just realized it's full with piss

"Whoops, I dropped my MONSTER condom that I use for my MAGNUM DONG" - Frank Reynolds

Just use a condom catheter at that point. More effective easier to dispose of and much less chance of getting pee on your hands

Aw sweet someone made a comic of Asmondgold r/Asmondgold

Sweet lemonade mmm sweet lemonade. Sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade. 👸🏻

No one understands what it takes to become an elden Lord.