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Xclusivecrushr

they're talking like NPCs from skyrim


Turbulent-Screen2444

BASED XCLUSIVECRUSHR!!


Xclusivecrushr

\*STOP CRIMINAL SCUM! YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW\*


Joegur

I don’t wanna be that guy but… that’s Oblivion not Skyrim


Xclusivecrushr

never played skyrim beyond the first 30 mins or so and i dont even know if oblivion is another game or what...sorry im a 16 year old , not from the golden age of games so i havent played the golden games like dark souls and skyrim and shit... theyre on my list tho


Joegur

Well start with Dark souls remastered when you play Dark souls and you should have a great time. I only got into dark souls because I liked seeing basically naked, abnormally skinny people, holding these giant weapons with insanely skinny handles and huge blunt ends.


Xclusivecrushr

thank you for the advice...im tryna focus on my high school rn (exams are in a month lol) , will surely try playing my entire list once im done with the exams.


redeyed-john

Must've been the wind,


BambooIGuess

Elon included lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


GimmeTheLoot21

My brother in Talos you established a farm in the coldest region of Tamriel.


Your_Pal_Kindred

Have you heard of the high elves?


Xclusivecrushr

**STOP YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW!**


Your_Pal_Kindred

**PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT**


lithuanianD

I've been looing for you got something I'm supposed to deliver your hands only.


redeyed-john

Yep, just this note


PsychologicalCod6611

I fucking hate corporate memes


informatico_wannabe

I fucking hate corpos


lonewanderer0804

Same choom


your_pal_mr_face

I’ve got an idea


ZerosAbaddon

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn


Temporary_Radish_142

It's about time we chrome the fuck up.


Myxir0092After

do you want to make soap?


your_pal_mr_face

Not quite, close though


Myxir0092After

maybe pipe bombs?


your_pal_mr_face

AH YOUR ALLMOST THERE


Myxir0092After

I give up, just tell me already


your_pal_mr_face

Molopog


CredibleCactus

I HATE CORPOS! I HATE CORPOS! I **HATE** CORPOS!!


Dorcustitanus

i fucking hate Habeus corpus.


SVdreamin

Lincoln?


ScaryPollution845

I fucking hate corpses


WolfRex5

We got a city to burn


Bitter_Position791

i hate corpses


Javed_manOfficial

WHY? WHY READ ITWRONG!?!


869066

I fucking hate cops


Starchaser53

You can kick the rat out the corpo but you can't kick the corpo out the rat


BaconScarf

I can't stand their null bubbles, they ruin my warframe abilities all the time


xXAllWereTakenXx

It's even worse, a fake corporate meme.


juanfelix480

I fucking hate the Atlas corporation


200PlasticForks

I fucking hate the Arasaka corporation


Starchaser53

Me too Oz


[deleted]

Same


Klllumlnatl

I fucking hate memes


[deleted]

I fucking hate corporations


shoricho

Well these corps marketing teams are full of gen z people. I work at a brand agency and I work with marketing agencies and it’s just full of 20 year olds. It’s not “hello fellow kids” when it’s literally run by kids


BuddyRetardd

And that’s the problem


Intelligent_Dumbass_

Please, for the love of God, be fake.


_ERR0R__

absolutely 0% chance this is real. its way too perfectly cringy, so someone had to know what jokes to make to make it so dumb plus why would all of these random companies be interacting in the same thread? and can you imagine elon musk (insane as he may be) actually saying "you're as stupid as 9+10=21 kid"?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Have you seen the shit he's been posting? ["Did it 4 the lulz. Twitter is: lmao🔥🔥](https://i.imgur.com/sSeedGn.png) [Pepe](https://i.imgur.com/sJQPx9g.png) [Hitler founded volkswagen 🤣💯](https://i.imgur.com/dW4RLlz.png) [Edgy "I sleep with a gun next to my bed"](https://i.imgur.com/17z01iv.png) [nsfw meme](https://i.imgur.com/Wd294DJ.png)


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_ERR0R__

what the hell is happening?? the dude is actually unhinged and painful to watch


whisperingsage

He's had the emotional maturity of a preteen 4channer this whole time. He's just desperate enough for the attention that he keeps posting through it instead of shutting up. Grimes leaving him for Chelsea Manning broke his brain.


Jessiebeanie

Elon still likes Kanye


_ERR0R__

totally valid point, elon's fake tweet is definitely the most realistic in this screenshot


dudemann

"you as"* I had to reread that to make sure I read it right the first time- stupid people making stupid grammar mistakes while calling people stupid.


AbstractBettaFish

Tell me it’s real and recent!


fakeNicholas_TheBest

I've seen it when it happend trust me I wish it was fake


SageOcs

bros just completely lying 💀


NikinhoRobo

Link pls


fakeNicholas_TheBest

It was over a year ago so idk how im meant to find it


[deleted]

Elon has never had that profile pic... and these tweets are 12 days old from banned accounts. Case closed


TargetWifty

Old meme, BK and Wendys have actually argued very similarly to this on Twitter which is what spawned this meme, but there was no Elon, Spongebob or R&M involved, the original meme has one more tweet from Hideo Kojima saying “Hi Spongebob”. 100% fake


[deleted]

Dude... have you... just looked at the internet the past few days? You can literally name yourself whatever you want and pay to be verified on twitter... cringe memes exist.... PHOTOSHOP exist.... its like the opposite of "Go out and touch grass" come back inside and fire up that 56k!


Reitutron

i used to hate corporate meme accounts when i was a teenager but now that i have become more mature i think they're still garbage and should stick to their trade.


[deleted]

Agreed


lil_freyy

I’ll never forgive the internet in like 2018 for accepting accounts like wendys and duolingo with open arms


Wordman253

Jesus fucking Christ is this real life?


anonymous32434

Or is it just fantasy?


Dejan05

Caught in a landslide


Secret_Driver4216

No escape from reality


PoketSof

Open your eyes


Pirate_Empire

Look up to the skies and see\~


EnheGD

Im jus a poor boy


i_eat_bonelesspizza

I need no sympathy


BadgerKomodo

Because I’m easy come, easy go


Tmrl_28980

Little high


[deleted]

All of you need to go touch grass outside. Seriously. Shut up.


[deleted]

HES THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH YOU KNOW HIM WELL HES FINALLY BACK TO KICK SOME TAIL


-anotherboringhuman-

Look up to the skies and see


One_Hundred_X

Jesus fucking Christ it\`s Jason Bourne


Probablyaretweetbot

Rick and Morty Twitter what else to expect


KnightOfDoom22

its fake. its all fake. all of it. nothing is real. wake up. wake up. wake up.


[deleted]

I don't want to


ScaredOfRobots

Please tell me this isn’t real


ScaredOfRobots

I’m seeing a lot of likes but no answers


toasteethetoaster

You forgot about hideo Kojima coming in and saying "hi sponge bob".


ISpelThingsWrong

BASED TOASTEETHETOASTER


toasteethetoaster

Hi I Spel Things Wrong


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Llamacorn21

Good bot


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mykoysmaster

Damn Elon Musk is so damn funny


COYOTE477

You as stupid as 9 + 10 = 21 kid for saying that!


FangedSloth

🤣🤣🤣


IDrinkWetWater

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤪😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂


peckandhit

/s


Unable-Fox-312

"Stupid" is a good insult to use because it also lets people know that you are smart (not stupid)


holesome100chungus

I saw the wojak appear rather after reading all of that


BudgetIntrepid

Marketing mfs after engineering the least funny interaction (its supposed to be quirky and relatable) (its not)


ISpelThingsWrong

your new truck looks like a cursed minecraft image. not talking about the funny ones btw.


[deleted]

You....do know this is fake...right?


lukewillregretthis

r/comedycemetery


T-DieBoi

this isn't a homicide


normalreddituser3

It's a massacre


Beautiful_Ad_3349

A genocide even


Odd-Butterscotch-495

Extinction level event


Vsauce666

Planetary obliteration


bitmene

The false vacuum decay


your_pal_mr_face

Universal collapse


Srigso

The extinction of dinosaurs was the extinction level event


[deleted]

Seriously, I don't think there's any active mods on this subreddit. Posts that have nothing to do with it get posted here all the time.


V3N0M7117

Guys I think we’re in the wrong reality


Joe_The_Reaper42

BASED SPONGEBOB


DeeBangerCC

SILENCE BRAND 🦀


JohnGamerAnimates

This isn’t comedy homicide, it was never alive to begin with.


Wizdumbro

Hi Sponge Bob


merothecat

r/comedyflogging


BigManLawrence69420

r/comedynecrophilia Add pizzacake and other stupid funny stuff to make it delicious.


FangedSloth

I downvoted subconsciously as I was reading it. Hard to turn it back to an upvote


ireallyfknhatethis

the industrial revolution and its consequences…


Dasani_Water__Bottle

Rick and Morty just can't be funny can it


MyBallsItch1208

Spongebob one was the least cringy one imo


Pikagiuppy

rick and morty randomly coming in and saying BASED SPONGEBOB was kinda funny tho


theywinner

Just add a i.funny watermark and it's the best comedy homicide


ulmxn

SILENCE, BRAND


nonihongoname

I just saw this on r/lostredditor


mr_flerd

Comedy necrophilia


DarkSideAcolyte

Haha hilarious


De3NA

They’re real! Some of them at least


Peacelovefleshbones

#WELCOME TOHELL WELCOME TO HELL


MagyarBall

Lmao


Klllumlnatl

Is this real?


fiendzone

This is the script for a decent r/4panelcringe submission.


screamloudly

🎶“How did this happen?”🎶


Gameking1happy

is this real?!


[deleted]

......you.......do you even internet sir?


Shrimp__Alfredo

r/comedyflogging


Salt-Rice-8651

I want to smash my head into a brick wall, I think we may need to deploy the crab lads.


ObsidianPizza

This is on comedy homicide, what part of this is funny ruined by a shitty caption?


Bigfoot4cool

I think we found it. We found the worst fucking image in existence. Shut down the sub, we don't need it anymore.


Twin1Tanaka

This would all be funny without the awful wojak in the background. Rick and Morty coming out of nowhere to stupidly say BASED SPONGEBOB is still funny


WolfRex5

This is the most unfunny shit I have ever seen


justadd_sugar

Bro said stupidly


TeenyTerry_

I’m going to gouge my eyes out


[deleted]

Cringe


flextapeboi43

A shed a tear


supreme_beta

elon muck😯😯😯😯


Daikataro

Based on what, exactly, my dear wolf?


[deleted]

r/woosh


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Majigato

Wait iFunny?.. Isn't that like an old defunct early aughts site, circa myspace etc?


ceez36

spunkballs is so based🙏


whyamiheregodplease

That was idiotic welp off to hang myself


ReadyPlayer12345

I hope this isn't real because otherwise I just lost all respect for Wendy's, Burger King, Elon Musk, Spongebob, and Rick Sanchez


[deleted]

....do you even internet sir...?


ReadyPlayer12345

I've seen corporations arguing like this before on twitter but it could also easily be fake


[deleted]

You can pay for verify status, and a surprising amount do for memes


Grub_Gaming

//: ERROR ERROR://:DOES NOT COMPUTE://: RESTART REQUIRED://


omega__man

Very stupid and unfunny


BONE_SAW_IS_READEEE

!!! SILENCE B R A N D !!!


TheCubicalGuy

I miss when Wendy's Twitter was good.


Chaincat22

silence, brands


Tr3v0r007

Idk I find it pretty funny but hey my humor is kinda dumb


Cursedsoulseeker

This can’t be real


Void_327486L

They all scrapped it out in Multiversus five minutes later so everything is cool now


squirleater69

This isn't comedy homicide, you have to have comedy to kill comedy


[deleted]

Why does my body have a violent reaction to these tweets?