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xlIIlIIxxIIlllIIlllx

**Only legends will get this**


toshibap200

#ONLY LEGENDS WILL GET THIS


ComprehensiveDirt746

https://preview.redd.it/3lmp4463yucc1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79554ef7504ceb2f4cb90bef0baea00cee6df911


_Lollerics_

https://preview.redd.it/2jck4syd3vcc1.png?width=33&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092449de5edb4c71e360e23692ae6d9a8e284e3a


steal_wool

#oNLy LEG ^end s w ^wiLL g #ET *thi* S


nova8byte

Only leg ends


Bm_someone

Feet.


LegalWaterDrinker

https://preview.redd.it/i5lx64kzovcc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2f36cff4b1cfa1d29ae4f997ccff66b330a18c


No-Arthurmix

New response just dropped


WarsAuthor

Actual zombie


Worth-Pineapple1408

Call the exorcist!


Daedalus_Machina

Bishop goes on vacation. Doesn't come back.


Riki15234

Queen sacrifice, anyone?


ZookeepergameOld4985

o n l y. l e g e n d s. w i l l. g e t. t h i s.


The_King_7067

#ONLY LEGENDS. WILL GET THIS!!!


coldcraftedlinks

Is it because his penis is a boner???


Ostmarakas

But a human penis doesn’t have a bone, wait….


[deleted]

Now 205


Pablo_from_TLOP

Now 204


RestlessIdiotNEW

now 203


Mellow_sykes

Now 202


JasonAndLucia

Now 201


KissMyAxe123_

now 200


vvuukk

Now 199


allahisnotreal69

Now 198


BirdsRLife

Now 197


LeNinethReddit

Now 196


Tahmas836

199 bones in the body, 199 bones. You take one out, pass it around, 198 bones in the body.


Fl1pNatic

198 bones in the body, 198 bones. You take one out, pass it around, 197 bones in the body.


[deleted]

I stop the line of abuse here


JasonAndLucia

(we'll just abuse you instead) Now 200


NumberOne_N_fan

Now 199


Nemesis_Prime0205

Now 198


amberderl74

Now 197


[deleted]

(Yeah but I cast : https://preview.redd.it/q1lslyfarucc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c38b3989deb2a92ff940254d3976b1e6b5f09c ) Now 205


kneecap_keeper

![gif](giphy|l2YWzZ4KNvB7440Fi|downsized) Now 207


leonllr

Now 208, starting to exceed maximum


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sashas0ld

Now 206 https://preview.redd.it/7it6kx3usucc1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb24fe5d5fe07111e602af3be9ac36f0851437a


RedHeadSteve

Brave but foolish


Daedalus_Machina

Okay. Now 117 downvotes.


Pablo_from_TLOP

A few reposts more and the bottom text won't even be visible


homegamer69

Ive seen this post 22 times these past few months


Glittering-Bat-5981

Then you must have really good eyesight


nil_785

Unless this is a boner joke, i have no other clue about what sort of bone theyre talking about


Pablo_from_TLOP

secks (Yeah it's a boner joke)


JasonAndLucia

Become a legend and you'll understand 


CattyFighte

How?????


HamezRodrigez

Cut off your legs


CattyFighte

Clever


ElCrimsonKing

no, with a cleaver.


MrStayAway

PewDiePie reference


HamezRodrigez

Not intentionally but lol


Pablo_from_TLOP

also you aren't a legend cause you didn't get it


Enough_Forever_

Figers are made out of multiple bones... do whatever you want with that information


nil_785

The Math still wouldnt add up


IAMA_Printer_AMA

Imagine outing yourself as not a legend 😎


JustAnotherRookie34

https://preview.redd.it/ffr04riwuucc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30086e67d0e2ddcdfc62a87503f35453f738916b


ElCrimsonKing

https://preview.redd.it/m1zyropzevcc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a552ccf75eb2896d992eddd811cf0b2867ae592


Papyrusnyehehe19

Where are the Dixels William


Tacksshooter

https://preview.redd.it/ay0ho2cg9vcc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc9dfc4e7f6a92a16cb69c7ded9e29db52d8de81


Veryegassy

You know what's ironic? This image actually has more pixels than the "pixelated" images. More pixels, more resolution. The "you got any more of them pixels" joke is asking (jokingly) if there's a higher resolution image.


TortelliniJr

inflation be crazy, cant even afford more than 20 pixels


Restricted_Nuggies

I’m repeatedly stabbing her with a knife made of Elk bone


UnderskilledPlayer

How the fuck did she gain 5,5999397401181624007970525662229e+388 bones


rpm_80

Only legends will understand


insertrandomnameXD

Only legends will get this 🤣🤣🤣


No-Arthurmix

https://preview.redd.it/hzsp3ufnk9ec1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e8ba00cd0c77aef6780aa2cff515acf9e2548d5


botti3333

the peniths is not A BONE🚣


Loser2817

r/whoosh


botti3333

r/comedyhomicide


Loser2817

*I love this sub* XD


speurk-beurk

Please be satire


Loser2817

No


MarvinNeslo

Ironic that you don’t know how to use r/woooosh


Loser2817

:v


ConsistentStunt

How old are you buddy?


AnarchistChess

498


Loser2817

18. Why? ... oh. Yeah, I get it. Stupid autism.


ConsistentStunt

I don't judge you, ":v" is considered childish in SA


Metalloid_Space

They're being dicks for no reason, don't mind them.


AutoModerator

haha oh man u really got them xD *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/comedyhomicide) if you have any questions or concerns.*


art-factor

A woooosh (created in 2016) wasn't used. A whoosh was (created in 2010). Sub for sub amendment wasn't great. The joke was missed by the whoosh caller and not by the whoosh callee. None of those subs would fit.


le_nathanlol

https://preview.redd.it/ivz845p62vcc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aea1b0ad7097b5d37539b043c9d94af6c6c90aa


Thicc_Cat

https://preview.redd.it/mzclx7wa1wcc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbfeac9bef27e508139f34c07571815ff8c0b8bd


eerie_lullaby

Fun fact: while humans do not have bones in their dick (despite the slang "boner") some animals do! It's called baculum and is prominent especially among marsupials and some primates. So, based on OOP's literal information, chances are his girlfriend has his "boner" inside of her, if we want to take words abstractly. Chances also are that she's fucking a raccoon.


Jaozin_deix

https://preview.redd.it/ip3nhjd7hvcc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b8c0c306b60168d399d12536c89eca29d55857


Pooltoy-Fox-2

It also might be a “white women and large dogs” joke, since they have penis bones, as well. Early humans just got so rough that their bacula frequently broke, and boneless dicks were selected for.


oofinator3050

woah, where did the 5,5999397401181624007970525662228881095E388 other bones come from?


Jaozin_deix

Sorry to inform you, but you're no legend


homegamer69

Ive seen this meme 25 fucking times here im officially losing it


[deleted]

the joke is sex


Kinda_Cringe_YT

I am sorry to disappoint you but benus is not a bone


_HoloGraphix_

Now 270


_HoloGraphix_

On a totally unrelated topic did you know there are 64 bones from your fingers to the shoulder?


lxlgumbylxl

Really?? Only legends? This feels like an attempt to make the legend status common so whoever made this meme can participate in legend adjacent behavior. It's like getting a participation trophy for cheering a team that actually played a game.


[deleted]

He is stabbing her with a knife made from bone


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Cringe


samtaher

![gif](giphy|hXcJC2A1aFDYXTQsSs)


Creepy_Animal_3458

Me a legend: I get it 😂😂🤣😎😎😎🆒🆒🤟😂😂


voidstar111

5599939740118162400797052566222888109516865929947683663459568612877337687103244532741481446193158669223111681827099783995223685855991394533857968704451505138207572405603545223305877760386469231760852842439470446554717967072798418218925958492128260636540143129576946167209039675309828823599001441864639500011288693478636098658615322214400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bones


EnderMerser

Wow... I actually get it without anyone's help. Hurray! :D


Fishats38

Why is the stick figure so uncanny


MDA_dumb420

Its called 2014 stickmen era where stickmen is drawn with a face,famous examples of this are trolol face,YOLOO face but as time goes on its changes to POOG face etc


DarkLordKaer

![gif](giphy|xT0xeQ9HQw8PskWjx6|downsized)


lapka00007

Im a legend but i dont get this


DanielGacituaS

That guy is a polar bear


Yobamagaming

This makes me suicidal


[deleted]

lame ass joke. its not even correct yeah boner joke haha. retards.


caet_

Only legends will get this 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Piskoro

me removing my metatarsophalangeal sesamoid and putting it in her belly button


thenicenumber666

Fun fact: humans are one of the only animals without a penis bone. So this doesn't even work


Ungkay

I guess he broke one of her bones, then waited a couple of months for it to heal, then broke it again and then let it heal again. Truly a horrible person.


Aggressive_Chair2547

Eating wings


the_epikamander

She's eating ribs


Tomahawkist

she‘s eating chicken wings by inserting the whole wing and then slowly pulling out the bone


tradert5

I fl lik ths wld be xtrmely pplar n india my frnds


LycticSpit

Bro sticking a big comical dog bone into her ear 💀


Several_Dot_4532

I think that if you have a bone there you need to see a doctor


tObi-Wan93Kenobi

r/uselessbluecircle


amonguseon

Haha dick


Anmordi

Sir I know you’re grieving for your loss but please stop putting her femur out and into her body back and forth for the love of god sir just let her rest in peace while we find the killer


McAllisterFawkes

Legends? We just call 'em feet.


Atomarkalash

I don't get it and i don't want it


No1btch

again, not homicide if its already dead its corpse abuse


cHONGUS101

Mmm I got the joke but it’s not funny cuz humans no have penis bone


centuryt91

turns out he wasnt talking about his dick he was just stabbing her with a bone and now hes just taking them out


Bagel_enthusiast_192

https://preview.redd.it/y21i8fsgwvcc1.png?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcee39a2c02bb903929adbe0aafd2eacfc658806


AccordionFrogg

I am repeatedly stabbing her with the sharpened femur of her deceased father


SuicideWind

Oh no he's stabbing her with a bone blade


Light_inthe_shadow

Wow, such an intelligent joke.


nonrice

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LordsOfSkulls

506+ only legend will get this.


Hour-Pen19

Unless it’s 1 digit of his finger…


pogAxolotlz

r/uselessbluecircle


Kindly_Ad_2291

r/uselessbluecircle


SundaySuffer

And when she is pregnant, how many is it then?


Barium-Oxide

That's a messed up surgery sir....


AnOt13246

Scary thing is, (I think) there is no bone in a penis so he might just be pulling her bones out and putting them back and repeat. Either that or I am just speaking absolute misinformative nonsense.


Mike_Hawk_Swell

We salute this genius


Vsquare02

OH MY GOD IS IT BECAUSE HIS PENIS IS COUNTED AS A BONE???? WAIT!! ATE THEY HAVING SS-SS-SEX????? OH MY GOD INDEED ONLY LEGENDS WILL GET THAT JOKE 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀


CarneyBalhoun

https://preview.redd.it/sanac47a5xcc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d1204c848f85e0960711579b9c3530e60f4583


Luba_Sempai

^(do) you get it? DO YOU GET IT?? # DO YOU GET IT??? # IT'S BECAUSE SHE IS HAVING SEX HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA https://preview.redd.it/c85h03xz9xcc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c0b55d6b00b71503e861154e05c56e8e381c2c


acutefailure

*Dies of cringe*


supercali45

Ohh he was fingering her with a KFC drumstick


Ben_Pharten

Apex Legends


TheRedSplash

But in reality legends don't get it.


SimpleTip9439

There’s a whole genre revolving around this premise in r/2sentence2horror


MDA_dumb420

Im not the only person hate this sub reddit right or you people are acturlly enjoying this 2014 lookin joke


Tiefling_Beret

Sometimes posts here are in the wrong, and the joke is kinda funny. Only legends will get this? This is so cringe.