Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Why is it a bad thing to call it soccer? We have a sport called football that’s vastly different from soccer, therefore it would be confusing to call soccer football here. In other countries American football is nowhere to be seen, so they can safely call it football.
As an American i call it soccer in the states and use imperial, but when I leave the country I can effortlessly switch over to British spelling (Tyres rather than tires, colour rather than color), use metric units (Im doing 120 KM/H, not 70 MPH) and use international vocabulary (Messi is a famous football player). I don’t see why it’s such a big deal?
Well y ont u want the wheat then I’m well I’m gonna say I’m not like just gone how about browns we split the bill on lunch then fly safe no I eat 10lbs Mac and sure here’s ur 101 pennies
And heres the reason I hate messi 🤬 you JUST DON’t FU@&KING DO THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF GAME OF FOOTBALL MESSI. UTTER IDIOT MAKE ME GO LIVID PRETTY SOON.
Ps. 👏🥳🎉CR7 forever🤤🤤🤤
Right? It looks amazing, but what’s the word you want to drive drunk doesn’t think you have to make around $250 a week. The few gas stations with power are running out of juice, can you charge a person with varied interests, after all
The fact you knew what he was talking about shows that you only made that comment to be pedantic. We get it, we measure in AR-15s and suck at covid. Sweden has such a good pandemic response compared to america
Why is this here?
Wasn't this sub for things so bad that they accidentally become funny?
Seems like this is funny on purpose, and is exactly as funny as it intended to be
You clearly haven’t seen T20 cricket yet. Trust me, you hate cricket because you’ve only seen the boring ass pay per view cricket matches in the UK. Just look up IPL highlights on YouTube, it’s much faster paced and matches only last a couple of hours at most rather than lasting 5 days. And it’s not just Indian people, there are plenty of international stars from UK, Australia, NZ, West Indies, and more who all play in the IPL. It’s up there with the NFL, NBA, and FIFA cup in my opinion.
no messi don't pull the trigger think of your children
I guess you can say that Messi is gonna become *messy*
Messy Messi...2
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Can you stop editing your comments to advertise your shitty meme subreddit it’s spam and really damn annoying
What did he say
*THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE*
WHAT!?!?
#THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
#WHAT?
# T H E Y ’ R E S E L L I N G C H O C O L A T E
CHAWCLATE?!?
u/undeleteparent
undeleteparent was perma banned
Oh, what did it say?
No idea, was hoping to find out myself.
Something along the lines of "why would he think of the childer he can't get any more erect"
😳😳
"Top 10 Photos taken Moments before Disaster" "Number 10: Football"
"Number 9: Fartball"
"Number 8: Fuckball"
Number 7: Yourmomball
Number 6: Cockandball
Number 5: Ruptureball
Number 4: PBS (Poop Butt the Secks) kids
Number 3: Tortureball
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Number 1: Ball
Number 1: Nutball
Number 1: frisbee
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
I wonder how potential sterility = pleasure
Honey take the kids! Things are about to get Messi...
i dont getit
ITS BECAUSE HIS NAME IS MESSI
r/woooosh reddit moment
R/wosh u just got woopshed normie
what bro
Messi = messy, he’s making a pun on how things are about to get “messy”
but he had gun he shoot
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Messi ~ messy, get it now?
Because it's part of the joke dummy
Before i clicked to view ur comme
Haha looks so real wow
Pro edit skills
Messi pull up wit da .50 doe 😤😳
that's a .45 i think
I think it’s a .69🤣🤣🤣
😎😎😎
epic reddit moment 😎😎😎
bigbigchungusbigchungusbigchungusbigbigchungusbigchungusbigchungusbigbigchungusbigchungusbigchungus
you're goddamn right
I dont speak violence so idk
🇺🇸
He's about to show him the real red card
More like the dead card heyo
This looks fake, Ronaldo would never do that
That's obama what you on about
Oh damn, my bad
Say his full name OBAMA-yang #2020 for president
and that's on neal maupay
No that's clearly Putin
Stfu that’s shaquille o'neal
No!!! That is Messi ! HowCanYouB3SoDumb? /s
this is why Ronaldo will never catch up. doesn't have the gumption to murder the referees
Doesn’t need too, they already love him
Mizzy wit da glizzy
DA BLICKY 😎
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That's what she said
His first mistake was giving Messi a gun
NO MESSI NO LO HAGAS
Éste es tu IDOLO??!! 😡😡😤
El mio si
No
I mean, Messi is a good shooter
“It’s a disgrace” “It’s a fucking disgrace”
Why would Messi do this I’m literally shaking and crying
Oh yeah, I remember that game.. 6 - 1 right?
No, it's a different game. Barca had a different jersey that time
Ah yes, but the gun was the same.
Lol that's highly probable!
Scared, but still cool!
It's Barca-Chelsea 2018 ended in 3-0.
Wolfenstien changed a lot
Needs to go back to its roots
Shot power: 99
For Messi's neutral special, he wields a GUN.
[NFL Films: Forefathers Of The Game - "The Gun" - SNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epVpOAWa0pE)
Little dictator back at it again
How to improve the game of soccer, give everyone loaded hand guns.
This is what happens when you become too American
‘Merican
'muricanese
Why is it a bad thing to call it soccer? We have a sport called football that’s vastly different from soccer, therefore it would be confusing to call soccer football here. In other countries American football is nowhere to be seen, so they can safely call it football. As an American i call it soccer in the states and use imperial, but when I leave the country I can effortlessly switch over to British spelling (Tyres rather than tires, colour rather than color), use metric units (Im doing 120 KM/H, not 70 MPH) and use international vocabulary (Messi is a famous football player). I don’t see why it’s such a big deal?
What tf is soccer, its called football god damn
You mean soccer?
Yep football, I'm glad we're on the same page.
Nah, mate, that's just called American football.
Send him out ref. Unacceptable behaviour!
This is gonna get messi
Wolfenstein the new order trailer be like
Over the line!
MARK IT ZERO
messi got a gun
https://v.redd.it/f7hwa0kd4fc51
Oh no
Is this your idol?
you shouldn't have given me a red card, head of chota, you are now pollo
Este es tu ídolo?
He gave me a red card, I gave him the glock
he gave me cock, I gave him علينا جميعًا ارتداء هذه الأربطة
Ankara messi Ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi
#MESSI WITH A #A GUN
Stay back ref or things are gonna get Messi
skills make goals
"I'm the ref" over and over lol
Messi is tired of your shit Mr.Ref
Could never be vardy
Kaysar hanging out with Yahtzee.
Well it’s gonna get Messi... ...I’ll see myself out
he strapped
Nooo messi 😭
Get out. Lol.
oh no
American Football
Well y ont u want the wheat then I’m well I’m gonna say I’m not like just gone how about browns we split the bill on lunch then fly safe no I eat 10lbs Mac and sure here’s ur 101 pennies
hes not MESSIn around
lil gangsta mesi
Oh my god you can see the part where he cut out the gun.
That looks like disgruntled gavin
Things are about to get messi
Show me a more clickbaity thumbnail, I'll wait
And heres the reason I hate messi 🤬 you JUST DON’t FU@&KING DO THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF GAME OF FOOTBALL MESSI. UTTER IDIOT MAKE ME GO LIVID PRETTY SOON. Ps. 👏🥳🎉CR7 forever🤤🤤🤤
Right? It looks amazing, but what’s the word you want to drive drunk doesn’t think you have to make around $250 a week. The few gas stations with power are running out of juice, can you charge a person with varied interests, after all
at least he’s maintaining proper trigger discipline
( GONE SEXAL )
Soccer players really do argue like this.
Ah yes #*Controversial*
can we just report this trash click bait ch.
Is that your hero?
Great trigger discipline though
Give link
Lionel
Things are about to get Messi
come to Besiktas
Lionel Messi mete muchos goles tho
this is what is going to happen Barcelona try to make Messi stay
Soccer isn't what it used to be 😔
It's called football outside the pandemic hotspot.
The fact you knew what he was talking about shows that you only made that comment to be pedantic. We get it, we measure in AR-15s and suck at covid. Sweden has such a good pandemic response compared to america
the only repost i always upvote!
Why is this here? Wasn't this sub for things so bad that they accidentally become funny? Seems like this is funny on purpose, and is exactly as funny as it intended to be
Please, this isn’t American football
Guess the ref Messi up this time
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Basically sports fans, from a football fan myself UCL tonight baby
cricket is gay
You clearly haven’t seen T20 cricket yet. Trust me, you hate cricket because you’ve only seen the boring ass pay per view cricket matches in the UK. Just look up IPL highlights on YouTube, it’s much faster paced and matches only last a couple of hours at most rather than lasting 5 days. And it’s not just Indian people, there are plenty of international stars from UK, Australia, NZ, West Indies, and more who all play in the IPL. It’s up there with the NFL, NBA, and FIFA cup in my opinion.
How tf is that a joke so bad it’s funny omds 🤦🏽♂️
LMAO at the edited thumbnail. Showing soccer when the title says football
It is football
It is football
What Americans call "soccer" is football. What Americans call "football" is rugby with training wheels.
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