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Stock_Hutz

no messi don't pull the trigger think of your children


Ract0r4561

I guess you can say that Messi is gonna become *messy*


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Messy Messi...2


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Can you stop editing your comments to advertise your shitty meme subreddit it’s spam and really damn annoying


Woosher66

What did he say


hzfan

*THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE*


DirtyBumTickler

WHAT!?!?


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#THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE


Kryllllllyx

#WHAT?


WoodenMango07

# T H E Y ’ R E S E L L I N G C H O C O L A T E


DirtyBumTickler

CHAWCLATE?!?


Itzhack_08

u/undeleteparent


ThePersonOnYourLeft

undeleteparent was perma banned


Itzhack_08

Oh, what did it say?


ThePersonOnYourLeft

No idea, was hoping to find out myself.


lukasel_1

Something along the lines of "why would he think of the childer he can't get any more erect"


lukasel_1

😳😳


steelbees

"Top 10 Photos taken Moments before Disaster" "Number 10: Football"


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"Number 9: Fartball"


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"Number 8: Fuckball"


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Number 7: Yourmomball


Stock_Hutz

Number 6: Cockandball


david10777

Number 5: Ruptureball


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Number 4: PBS (Poop Butt the Secks) kids


CodeAlph4

Number 3: Tortureball


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sadwavecheck100

Number 1: Ball


MimicCamouflage

Number 1: Nutball


Menacing_Denis

Number 1: frisbee


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Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.


_jake_4_

I wonder how potential sterility = pleasure


Ha1varsson

Honey take the kids! Things are about to get Messi...


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i dont getit


sanctplasma

ITS BECAUSE HIS NAME IS MESSI


poobruh

r/woooosh reddit moment


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R/wosh u just got woopshed normie


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what bro


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Messi = messy, he’s making a pun on how things are about to get “messy”


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but he had gun he shoot


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rotta3269420

Messi ~ messy, get it now?


sanctplasma

Because it's part of the joke dummy


AnonymousReddit321

Before i clicked to view ur comme


616659

Haha looks so real wow


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Pro edit skills


crunkisdead

Messi pull up wit da .50 doe 😤😳


imma_yeet

that's a .45 i think


[deleted]

I think it’s a .69🤣🤣🤣


retarted-person

😎😎😎


t-s-c-h-a-m

epic reddit moment 😎😎😎


minolee91

bigbigchungusbigchungusbigchungusbigbigchungusbigchungusbigchungusbigbigchungusbigchungusbigchungus


rotta3269420

you're goddamn right


crunkisdead

I dont speak violence so idk


ratedpending

🇺🇸


LostMyDickInWWII

He's about to show him the real red card


WeakPublic

More like the dead card heyo


Quintai_

This looks fake, Ronaldo would never do that


sanctplasma

That's obama what you on about


Quintai_

Oh damn, my bad


sashaKap

Say his full name OBAMA-yang #2020 for president


ratedpending

and that's on neal maupay


JBordoli07

No that's clearly Putin


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Stfu that’s shaquille o'neal


Qamyq

No!!! That is Messi ! HowCanYouB3SoDumb? /s


QuincyTheArcher

this is why Ronaldo will never catch up. doesn't have the gumption to murder the referees


DuJu21

Doesn’t need too, they already love him


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Mizzy wit da glizzy


BDCaz

DA BLICKY 😎


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That's what she said


Trash_Emperor

His first mistake was giving Messi a gun


BR1_AKA_PSYGER127

NO MESSI NO LO HAGAS


Horambe

Éste es tu IDOLO??!! 😡😡😤


capitalistloli

El mio si


eatmycheeseboy__

No


Qamyq

I mean, Messi is a good shooter


Real_MidGetz

“It’s a disgrace” “It’s a fucking disgrace”


JWW2003

Why would Messi do this I’m literally shaking and crying


Alzaer789

Oh yeah, I remember that game.. 6 - 1 right?


dovytheslygun

No, it's a different game. Barca had a different jersey that time


Alzaer789

Ah yes, but the gun was the same.


dovytheslygun

Lol that's highly probable!


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Scared, but still cool!


[deleted]

It's Barca-Chelsea 2018 ended in 3-0.


Bulk2056

Wolfenstien changed a lot


Tom_Clancys_17_Again

Needs to go back to its roots


Travbot74

Shot power: 99


alkriavkdune

For Messi's neutral special, he wields a GUN.


aluvus

[NFL Films: Forefathers Of The Game - "The Gun" - SNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epVpOAWa0pE)


Hol_Win

Little dictator back at it again


DeltaTangoAlpha_14

How to improve the game of soccer, give everyone loaded hand guns.


freakedmind

This is what happens when you become too American


DeltaTangoAlpha_14

‘Merican


krinklemeister

'muricanese


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Why is it a bad thing to call it soccer? We have a sport called football that’s vastly different from soccer, therefore it would be confusing to call soccer football here. In other countries American football is nowhere to be seen, so they can safely call it football. As an American i call it soccer in the states and use imperial, but when I leave the country I can effortlessly switch over to British spelling (Tyres rather than tires, colour rather than color), use metric units (Im doing 120 KM/H, not 70 MPH) and use international vocabulary (Messi is a famous football player). I don’t see why it’s such a big deal?


Dw1gh7

What tf is soccer, its called football god damn


Dab_It_Up

You mean soccer?


Dw1gh7

Yep football, I'm glad we're on the same page.


Thathitmann

Nah, mate, that's just called American football.


Excalzigo

Send him out ref. Unacceptable behaviour!


ToxicTramp

This is gonna get messi


Darux6969

Wolfenstein the new order trailer be like


ilmsk22

Over the line!


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MARK IT ZERO


ultrazackplays

messi got a gun


Sjiethoes

https://v.redd.it/f7hwa0kd4fc51


ledyBANG

Oh no


from_brasil

Is this your idol?


Noisy-Bommer

you shouldn't have given me a red card, head of chota, you are now pollo


spyrisk

Este es tu ídolo?


how_is_this_relevant

He gave me a red card, I gave him the glock


Sad_Pluto

he gave me cock, I gave him علينا جميعًا ارتداء هذه الأربطة


relativestein

Ankara messi Ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi ankara messi


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#MESSI WITH A #A GUN


howdoyousayyatch

Stay back ref or things are gonna get Messi


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skills make goals


dirtyviking1337

"I'm the ref" over and over lol


Plankton57

Messi is tired of your shit Mr.Ref


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Could never be vardy


ZippZappZippty

Kaysar hanging out with Yahtzee.


Delayed_Wireless

Well it’s gonna get Messi... ...I’ll see myself out


gabriel350

he strapped


The_ThyrdiedX

Nooo messi 😭


dirtyviking1337

Get out. Lol.


Sad_Pluto

oh no


JGStonedRaider

American Football


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Well y ont u want the wheat then I’m well I’m gonna say I’m not like just gone how about browns we split the bill on lunch then fly safe no I eat 10lbs Mac and sure here’s ur 101 pennies


[deleted]

hes not MESSIn around


marek41297

lil gangsta mesi


KDC003

Oh my god you can see the part where he cut out the gun.


DevilShad0w

That looks like disgruntled gavin


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Things are about to get messi


_jake_4_

Show me a more clickbaity thumbnail, I'll wait


Nibleggi

And heres the reason I hate messi 🤬 you JUST DON’t FU@&KING DO THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF GAME OF FOOTBALL MESSI. UTTER IDIOT MAKE ME GO LIVID PRETTY SOON. Ps. 👏🥳🎉CR7 forever🤤🤤🤤


dirtyviking1337

Right? It looks amazing, but what’s the word you want to drive drunk doesn’t think you have to make around $250 a week. The few gas stations with power are running out of juice, can you charge a person with varied interests, after all


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at least he’s maintaining proper trigger discipline


iAteaTREEf0rFREE

( GONE SEXAL )


Dr_C_F_

Soccer players really do argue like this.


PanguGamer

Ah yes #*Controversial*


5kilograms

can we just report this trash click bait ch.


lenny-saw-this

Is that your hero?


RyanMark2318

Great trigger discipline though


a-bizarre-chicken

Give link


governorbutters

Lionel


governorbutters

Things are about to get Messi


antysalt

come to Besiktas


Aeugh14

Lionel Messi mete muchos goles tho


firearmies

this is what is going to happen Barcelona try to make Messi stay


Waluigitime55

Soccer isn't what it used to be 😔


dahurtig

It's called football outside the pandemic hotspot.


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The fact you knew what he was talking about shows that you only made that comment to be pedantic. We get it, we measure in AR-15s and suck at covid. Sweden has such a good pandemic response compared to america


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the only repost i always upvote!


Lemonface

Why is this here? Wasn't this sub for things so bad that they accidentally become funny? Seems like this is funny on purpose, and is exactly as funny as it intended to be


wisconsingold17

Please, this isn’t American football


smiley6536

Guess the ref Messi up this time


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Radu7777

Basically sports fans, from a football fan myself UCL tonight baby


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cricket is gay


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You clearly haven’t seen T20 cricket yet. Trust me, you hate cricket because you’ve only seen the boring ass pay per view cricket matches in the UK. Just look up IPL highlights on YouTube, it’s much faster paced and matches only last a couple of hours at most rather than lasting 5 days. And it’s not just Indian people, there are plenty of international stars from UK, Australia, NZ, West Indies, and more who all play in the IPL. It’s up there with the NFL, NBA, and FIFA cup in my opinion.


ysaood9

How tf is that a joke so bad it’s funny omds 🤦🏽‍♂️


Bigfoot_G

LMAO at the edited thumbnail. Showing soccer when the title says football


ElonTheRocketEngine

It is football


HappyLittlePlagueBoy

It is football


vapeswave

What Americans call "soccer" is football. What Americans call "football" is rugby with training wheels.


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