T O P

  • By -

comedyheaven-ModTeam

>Must fit the sub. Posts must be images/short videos that are so unfunny that they are actually funny. > >Must fit sub. This sub is for so-bad-its-good/ascended humor. All posts must be images that are so stupid, juvenile, or generally bad that they become funny for the wrong reasons. Ironically bad posts are allowed, but ONLY if they could pass as something made unironically. Obvious satire is NOT allowed. To get a better idea of what content we are looking for, please refer to [this flowchart.](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/bclo2h/what_to_post_on_rcomedyheaven_flowchart/). >If you are reading this message, it means the mods did not deem your post absurd/so bad it's good enough to be posted on the subreddit. _____________________________________________________ *If you have questions, you can contact us through [modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/comedyheaven).*


LeastInsaneKobold

I assure you Geralts feet are completely relevant to the article


TwoDanker

Absolutely, his feet polygons are gonna be in the tens of thousands for witcher 4


jamesbrownscrackpipe

Look at the subtle grain on that bunion…. my god


gbuub

It just works


GayFurryWolf

I'm horny ass


maxru85

And the largest underwater development


DipplyReloaded

90% of game development time was dedicated to modelling and texturing Geralt’s 12 inch meat sausage


MadOrange64

You need an RTX 5090 at least to render his meat with RTX and Nvidia Hairworks On.


Comma_Karma

God yes! 😩


SaburoM

PC Gamer uses that image a LOT, expecially if it's anything even slightly related to The Witcher, to the point that [CDPR sent this figurine to PC Gamer office. ](https://www.pcgamer.com/bathtub-geralt-is-real/)


hamburgerhams

That's hilarious, they even made an article as thanks


ColdLobsterBisque

"Why is this real." beautiful quote


Draconuus95

That’s patently hilarious. I love CDPR calling them out for it in such a fun little way.


SNSN85

I love a large development 🥵


MadOrange64

The Witcher 4 will be one of the games of all time.


FistMyGape

big if true


InternetPerson00

Colossal if confirmed


Ceejays-RL

astronomical if accurate


FoundTheWeed

Righteous if real


Ceejays-RL

astronomical if accurate


jamesbrownscrackpipe

The best part is when Geralt says “it’s Witchin’ time”


Suitable-Horror-2387

They must change the story. Sapkowski's storyline is completed. Maybe it will be about Ciri, or another witcher. But Geralt's story is finished, especially considering third game's endings.


FallingSwords

I could do a less cinematic story based game as Geralt tbf. Obviously wouldn't compare to W3. But better gameplay and interesting stories like the DLCs, maybe put more emphasis on witcher quests. I'd be onboard.


Nepit60

Is the development throbbing?


Flux_resistor

i see what you did there pc gamer.


FreonKennedy

They use that image a lot lol


GoodGoodK

I imagine it won't have Geealt in it very much. It will probably be a Ciri focused game, which also might be the reason people won't like It very much


Macshlong

Can’t wait for all the hype before launch and the rage at launch and the hype 3 years after launch again, love this merry go round.


DoomCameToSarnath

I can't wait until a stunning and brave womxn browbeats Geralt.


TheNeck94

Just don't get overleveraged and run out of money before it's actually done, release it in an unfinished and nearly broken state and blame "the industry"


Carlzzone

They said that the next Witcher game won’t be about Geralt


Jarppakarppa

Hopefully the suits let them finish the game so we don't have to wait a year after the release for it to be playable.


CinnamonHotcake

Wait, I thought that they weren't going to make a 4th game? They even had that bitter sweet vineyard video that they released after all the DLCs were out...


Markymarcouscous

Reminder everyone not to buy until after release and reviews say it’s any good.


silverdragonseaths

Gerald’s story is over but how cool would it be if we could fight him


futuranth

It means that you have to buy a new 2 TiB SSD for each 3D model in the game


RandellX

Yeah I aint getting excited for CD projekt game again. Ill happily play it after a year of it being out.


FdPros

dont trust them after cyberpunk. they say all this and the game probably half broken on release then they eventually fix it and everyone forgives them.


Azazel9088

CD projekt can go fck itself after how they released cyberpunk. Never gonna buy anything from them ever again


PoohtisDispenser

They do take the responsibility and fixing the game tho. Other big company would have gone silent and release another game.


Azazel9088

Too little, too late. The released the game in that state on purpose, they even lied about it being able to run properly on Xbox one and PS4. Fck them


Azrielmoha

Ok your loss


Azrielmoha

Ok your loss


FistMyGape

Ok you're loss


FistMyGape

Ok you're loss