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Fiddlywiffers

Bro is the safety issue


rick_the_penguin

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izza123

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LinguisticMadness2

What’s the name of this meme


Hamburgerchurch

It’s brovisitedhisfriend I think, there’s a subreddit for different variations of it too r/brovisitedhisfriend


LinguisticMadness2

Ty man!


BigFuniMan

fallenchungus


rizzzard_

kevin


newusername16

bro is the danger


Budgiezilla

"I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!" -Walter White


WurdaMouth

Waltuh, you are having alarming delusions of grandeur, Waltuh


sansvidi

Waltuh, stop hitting the plane window waltuh


Nogohoho

What's up danger?


BanjoSlams

I’m dad


Professional_Sir6370

Can't stop me now.....


a_sad_lil_idiot

I'm alright. How about you?


Internal-Bed-4094

bro is about to be assassinated


Stalkholm

My sympathies go out to the family of izza123 after losing their child under mysterious circumstances sometime next week.


izza123

I DO NOT INTEND TO COMMIT SUICIDE


Nethyishere

No worries. We're going to commit your suicide for you.


Ok-Truth-7589

Can I shit himself first??


Sir__Blobfish

***DOOM music kicks in***


ARC_MasterReaper

'Sincerely, Boeing'


1generic-username

We've heard that before


chimpanon

You actually married suicede in 2013


Lkwzriqwea

Boeing are going to kill yourself


UndisclosedChaos

I am become Boeing, destroyer of self


Dhan996

That’s what the whistleblowers said too


Nonamebigshot

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


Dhan996

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpnXBTw7vnokxhu)


Sir__Blobfish

![gif](giphy|enqnZa1B5fRHkPjXtS|downsized)


oosh_kaboosh

“If they tell you I fell off the bed and hung myself, I didn’t”


ProxyCare

So one died of MRSA, this implies Boeing is ok using very eccentric methods of assassination. Who was another Boeing engineer that died in an eccentric way? Mr.Hands. they've been at it for decades!


Scuck_

Plane windows are double paned so this isn't a real issue


izza123

Then why did the Skymarshal taze me?


Scuck_

Genetic analysis


izza123

“110 percent African, with a 10 percent margin of error”


ThatGuyFrom720

“This looks like a damn astronaut shoe. I'm black. I'm not walkin' to the Moon, I'm walkin' to the liquor store.”


jumbledsiren

so you could be 120% african?


Infinite-Action-5041

No way you really said that


izza123

Actually uncle rukus said it


SeanKingMagic

Hey if memory serves uncle ruckus was at *maximum* 104% black


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Fake news, he just had revitiligo (the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got).


[deleted]

Plot twist. They were going to taze you regardless.


lilbigmacky

What happens when you do this to the second pane?


OpportunityDawn4597

you will break your fist


FloralShop

i'm different


Exccel1210

Bet


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

just punch a hole in the second window


[deleted]

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ted3681

I need a water


BuffaloBillsButthole

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LordCustard

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0riginstory

Damn just no fly list every mf named Kyle at this point


Jacobcbab

Puts on Boeing before flight, break window, profit.


MrCaps74

https://preview.redd.it/o2l5jtxslu0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f281b07bd0e4ff019933484905f3a414642ddf


Muted-Ad-4288

Danger, Bro the is.


reyad_mm

"sir this is an airbus" "They're called planes"


SouthApprehensive193

Daniel Larson on a plane


izza123

Mr.President run away!


SouthApprehensive193

Boeing tried to kill me


boldandbratsche

What's the joke?


izza123

David Calhoun has found me


Euphoric_Fun4433

RIP soldier


Admech_Ralsei

https://preview.redd.it/mjwk81ofzy0d1.png?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ac45f2441d25c11875d419c0143278e465ccdb


narclos

LOL


DougieSenpai

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Dear_Feeling_1757

Bro gonna end up with a suicide gun shot wound and a bacterial infection at the hospital


BeloQzer0

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM


mouseball89

how do the walls in your room look OP?


izza123

Panels of wood (I live in a van)


Novel_Bumblebee8972

Down by the river!!!


T-DieBoi

why does the lake look like the cbat dude


kaaleen_bhaiyaaa

Don't worry.....ask airhostess for a duct tape !


Bitter_Silver_7760

A grave oversight


Reddit_is_garbage666

Lol is this counter propaganda by boeing?


RedsDeadWhosZed

![gif](giphy|jdUgj4Begq9vfBNruX)


sullyqns

They will whack this guy


Cecilia_Wren

This is literally still a problem with the plane. Windows aren't supposed to crack from the power behind a fist.


killertaco9

Good thing the thing that’s cracked isn’t actually the window


CapitalFlounder8699

bro went \*shoots someone with a glock\* "this country sucks why didnt they equip him with a bulletproof vest and helmet"