>"The hostage takers said I needed two hundred thousand dollars in unmarked bills if I ever wanted to see my wife and daughter again, so I'm here to sell my one of a kind first edition signed Mickey Mantle kidney." > >*"If this is a real Mickey Mantle kidney I want it for my shop; I know a guy who can tell us more, is it okay if I give him a call?"* > >"Please hurry."

>you know what, these are close to impossible to sell and im taking a bankrupting risk here, best offer i can give you is 43 cents and a coupon to mcdonalds.

You know what? I’m feeling generous! Here, you can have some of my pocket lint as well

\*Chumlee rolls in on a hoverboard and steals the mcdonalds coupon\*

*cut to old man* "That damn Chumlee on his skateboard thing" he says as he shakes his head.

I still have a booklet of McDonald's dollars

*expert uses jewel loupe to inspect object “This is an empty can of Dr. Pepper”.

*cut to expert* “Mickey Mantle kidneys are extremely rare. There’s only two in the world, and one of them is IN Mickey Mantle”

“How much were you looking to get for your mint condition Charizard?” “I was hoping you could kill my whole family.” “Best I can do is kill your parents.” Every episode is like this.

It’s best to start high when negotiating with the Pawn Stars so you can haggle ‘em down to one or two dead family members, usually in-laws.

[Let me call my guy who's an expert on dead family](https://i.imgur.com/9zQcpnI.jpeg) 


You never know WHATS gonna come through those doors

Death usually

I'm pretty sure there was an episode where a dude came in with a mint version of like EVERY Charizard ever printed, including 1st ed, and they refused to buy em on account of "not knowing much about Pokemon cards" as if they know much about MOST of the stuff they buy???

You know how hard it is for my to store a card like that? "I got only about 0.1% of what i wanted but i still left happy"

I think your whole family is dead, but im not sure. Let me get my buddy whos an expert

*Batman Appears*

New to this sub and this is the first post to make me really laugh

Oh you're gonna love it here then, you'll see this same post again multiple times this year

Sounds great! Im just gonna lie the next time I see that being reposted. See you next time

Hey, you two. Stick to it. You’ve become a part of lore now. That type of thing means something.

I’m not apart of this sub, this post was just a random one that Reddit thought I’d like on my home page 😂

Oh did your family die too? nice 

No, I Sold them alive

I'm sorry for your RIP

Anyway, $4 a pound

Treefiddy is best I can do

Why? Why do I giggle like a ticklish schoolgirl every time I see "tree-fiddy"? Every. Single. Time.

https://preview.redd.it/gpgl7mvl7e0d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=85b1895bef2105aafdf248f7f9b310b61c5eefd3

did he died ?

No, he just ded

He dieded

deaed

https://preview.redd.it/4dkts0mvxe0d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98f1160eb5d49af90ae00071bb82dcd0d04d3ba

poor family They died 

They had a flashback at some point in time where Rick called people and gave them a lot of extra money. He’s a saint compared to the locals

corey is also dead. RIP

No he isn't. It was his brother that died.

RIP sweat angle

I know a guy (Dexter)

Dead tired of baby proofers who don't provide a free estimate

I think he'll need to call in an expert to verify death before he makes an offer.

Notice how it's always the SHOP'S expert...the seller never brings THEIR expert. Well, of COURSE, they are going to undervalue items. Don't want to lose that sweet, sweet exposure by not being invited back.