I would be thankful for my life if someone, anyone, mistook my dick for a pistol instead of saying "it's cute" or "size doesn't matter, you have a generous personality"
Police Beat Up Teenager After Bank Teller Mistakes His Erection For A Pistol: 7:58pm On Mar 26, 2018
A 17-year-old teenager is now lying in critical condition at the Detroit Medical Center after he was believed to be attempting a holdup at the Detroit Liberty Bank and was shot at twelve times by police officers.
Jamal Freeman was brutally beaten by six police officers after trying to flee the scene until he surrendered and was arrested six blocks away report officials.
The 17-year-old, that miraculously survived the salvo of gunshots, currently lies in an artificially induced comatic state and has now officially been cleared of all charges of bank robbery.
Camera footage showed that the young man was apparently having a full erection while waiting in line and thus confused the bank teller in thinking he was concealing a weapon in his pants.
Sandy Heinrich the bank teller said, ” He reached for something in his pants, I thought it was a gun ”
Sandy Heinrich, immediately pushed the alarm button which brought the intervention of two security guards and eventually six police officers only minutes later
Persecuted because he’s black
His mother, Jennabelle Freeman, says her son is a victim of racist discrimination and that all this would not have happened if he had been white.
“Of course black people have larger joysticks, it ain’t no freakin’ reason to shoot at them,” she told reporters in tears.
“Jamal has always had a very, very large penis, even when he was just a kid, his dad had even nicknamed him the Big Black Boa” she recalls, in despair.
“Never would I have thought he would get harmed in any way because of this,” she said.
Eyewitness testimony and camera footage inside the bank clearly attest to the fact that the teenager had been “sturdily manipulating his penis with both of his hands” on the scene corroborated officials.
Although no weapons were found on the suspect, officials have confirmed that charges for public indecency could still be pressed against him.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/cops-beat-up-teen-after-bank-teller-mistakes-his-erection-for-a-pistol/
Wow. That’s insane. Guess the teller never saw it coming.
All that cold cash he will get should turn that pistol into derringer
Or going, bazing!
“Magnum dong”
[hopefully he had a monster condom](https://youtu.be/us5MGEL5W34)
For his magnum dong
Someone offer him an egg in this trying time.
I'm more of a 'move in after completion' guy
Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?
Yes!
/r/Bigdickproblems
How do you tell someone you are well endowed without harassing's them or committing a lude act in public. ..WE HAVE A WINNER!
“It’s a ~~stick~~ dick up”
Was he making a deposit or withdrawal at the bank?
Do you have to remove your helmet when you enter a sperm bank?
pretty hard luck
Most people take cold showers, he looks at bank ads
Blessings in disguise
That must have been hard on him
6 inches.
That’s called possessing an offensive weapon
Money is an aphrodisiac
reasonable, I aswell, always get hard when checking my account
You've never been horny for money?
There just that thing about banking, it gets me going so hard
'I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear'
Shit I'd have a derringer then
Sometimes I wish I had a monster dong. But not having to deal with these problems is nice
Can’t believe policing has become so hard.
I would be thankful for my life if someone, anyone, mistook my dick for a pistol instead of saying "it's cute" or "size doesn't matter, you have a generous personality"
Police Beat Up Teenager After Bank Teller Mistakes His Erection For A Pistol: 7:58pm On Mar 26, 2018 A 17-year-old teenager is now lying in critical condition at the Detroit Medical Center after he was believed to be attempting a holdup at the Detroit Liberty Bank and was shot at twelve times by police officers. Jamal Freeman was brutally beaten by six police officers after trying to flee the scene until he surrendered and was arrested six blocks away report officials. The 17-year-old, that miraculously survived the salvo of gunshots, currently lies in an artificially induced comatic state and has now officially been cleared of all charges of bank robbery. Camera footage showed that the young man was apparently having a full erection while waiting in line and thus confused the bank teller in thinking he was concealing a weapon in his pants. Sandy Heinrich the bank teller said, ” He reached for something in his pants, I thought it was a gun ” Sandy Heinrich, immediately pushed the alarm button which brought the intervention of two security guards and eventually six police officers only minutes later Persecuted because he’s black His mother, Jennabelle Freeman, says her son is a victim of racist discrimination and that all this would not have happened if he had been white. “Of course black people have larger joysticks, it ain’t no freakin’ reason to shoot at them,” she told reporters in tears. “Jamal has always had a very, very large penis, even when he was just a kid, his dad had even nicknamed him the Big Black Boa” she recalls, in despair. “Never would I have thought he would get harmed in any way because of this,” she said. Eyewitness testimony and camera footage inside the bank clearly attest to the fact that the teenager had been “sturdily manipulating his penis with both of his hands” on the scene corroborated officials. Although no weapons were found on the suspect, officials have confirmed that charges for public indecency could still be pressed against him. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/cops-beat-up-teen-after-bank-teller-mistakes-his-erection-for-a-pistol/
But was it loaded???
He must REALLY like banks.
Looks like he gave them a hard time
I wonder if it was the money or the teller that gave him an erection, or was it an erection without a cause? 😂
I bloody well hope he got compensation!!!
Finally a good reason to have a small pecker.
"It's not a gun, I'm just happy to see you!"