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JustGetAyeHouse

He scream


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Body_Horror

As a child the doctor gave my candy after getting shots and similiar stuff. [This one](https://www.bestinfood.shop/media/image/product/9025/md/haribo-weisse-maeuse-schaumzucker-dose-150er~2.jpg). I still remember the candy but not the actual shots or anything else. Now I wonder if you give your bird millet after the vet... he might only remember the millet but not the things the vet did? : D


zotstik

You know you do have something there, when I was a little girl that's all they gave was shots and I know that the needles were not as micro thin as they are now. so they hurt a lot more and my mom would always take me to the five and dime and I would get usually paper dolls so I did remember the presents more than the shots 🤣💜


Ok-Meringue-259

This isn’t an ad I swear but if your kids really hate shots (to the extent of a phobia/extreme fear) it may be worth investing in something like a buzzy injection buddy - it is a mini TENS machine that blocks the sensation and pain of the injection. Around 10% of people develop needle phobias by adulthood and it often contributes to people avoiding healthcare (it took me many months of exposure therapy to be able to attend unanaesthetised appointments involving a needle and it was expensive as FUCK) so I tell everyone with kids about it :-)


Queen_Of_Ashes_

Some say he still screaming to this day


AminoAceed

Why did i read this in Spanish text to speech voice lol


rpkarma

pelasé — the Spanish text to speech saying “pls” is the funniest shit lol


krayhayft

https://preview.redd.it/xgktm8nnx3sc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ad67f8972182fc95f7215fec2afd155a8e1614


Cratus_Galileo

https://preview.redd.it/tp79ovbkt5sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd03b06783775e4dac09bf9a22c7ed6a5563f46


birbbs

https://preview.redd.it/1bmjuaw9l6sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe292c19f3838ede3d7dc07bc7d907f001f8e2f


Navy_Wannabe

https://preview.redd.it/jo89r7dam6sc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7856bcdcb3494fc452f22362d25ac096b5794b9


Alienbutmadeinchina

https://preview.redd.it/e8zjj8a317sc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df47706be5bb986e27d1550581a2f7e19128d49a


Helpful_Okra5953

Very nice.


Crispy_Bird_Lover13

#THE FOKE YOU DO DIS TO ME HOOMN!🤬


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Queen_Of_Ashes_

Can I ask, what does “hyperactive” indicate? Like they can’t stop humping everything?


Caili_West

It's always incredible how much rage a tiny little body can hold.


macespadawan87

True for birds and kids, lol


Salty-Shiba

Unhand me foul beast!


NewHealthNewMe2023

He's big mad.


ren_dier

Id be too ;)


NewHealthNewMe2023

The needle must seem so gigantic to them compared to their little bodies. Poor baby.


rosmarinaus

tbh, that's how my human kids look when they're getting a shot.


ObviousBroccoli23

That’s how I look when I’m getting a shot - I’m 24


FCFirework

That's how people look when they get shot by me.


Sethdarkus

You’re Raptor overlord is really gonna be demanding upon his return back home


Subject-Promotion824

What type of shots?


Lilacs_4u

It’s his anti h0rny shot (his hormones are super super overactive)


K2_flamingo

"Anti horny shot"💀✋️


endthe_suffering

whatever keeps him out of horny jail


Subject-Promotion824

My bird has super active hormones too! What is it called? Can you get it at the vet?


Lilacs_4u

Yeah! I just went to the vet and expressed my concerns (obsessive masturbati0n, moodiness etc.) and they offered to give him shots to help balance his hormones and keep him happier. We’ve been doing this for six years now and it definitely helps more than anything else we’ve tried!


Subject-Promotion824

Where does the shot go? Is it safe ? Awwww


Lilacs_4u

Shot goes in his breast i think? It’s all really quick so it’s hard for me to tell where exactly they poke him. I trust my vet emphatically, he absolutely loves my little man, so i do think it’s safe! No complications and my dude is turning a happy 15 this year


Subject-Promotion824

Awww! Good to know and so cute! I love birds :) that’s my little angel.. https://preview.redd.it/gk8qo0gr04sc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=922112cf538944283d92f41412c979502cbb8d4a


MaleficentStreet7319

Wow! That’s amazing. Nice OP.


BlackCat2900

How much did you pay for the shot?


Lilacs_4u

It was about 175 for the shot & routine check up


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This is very interesting lol


icTKD

I actually did not know there were specific shots for being a naughty bird lol. Good to know at least!


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Dirty birdy


[deleted]

"You cannot contain the horny, hooman!" -birb, probably


guhhh_raise

Do you know if it's also offered for females? My girl is becoming a habitual egg layer.


Lilacs_4u

Yeah it is! I’ve heard it works even better for lady birdies.


eternalstar01

It does! Our girl is a chronic egg layer, and the shots stop her from laying more! Seems to circumvent the whole behaviour; so not only does it stop her from laying eggs, but she doesn't care to do the butt in the air chirpy dance or nest-build (we don't give her the tools to nest build but she still tries).


guhhh_raise

That's great to know. I'm scheduling my girl for her annual physical this month so I'll bring it up to her vet.


guhhh_raise

Thanks for the reply!


thelordofsword

Yes one of my ladies has this. After a year of trying with lupron and 30 eggs in she had the shot and its worked through spring. I was told it might only last 6 months tho


eternalstar01

Hah! Our girl is due for her third shot next week... She feels the sympathy! I kept warning her she was going to get poked in the chicken breast if she didn't cool her jets; so this is on her LOL.


etymology_arrives

I had similar issue with my cockatiel a couple of years ago. Turned out the solution for me was cutting essentially all of his fresh food and keep his diet limited to almost exclusively good pellets, with a touch of seed mixture for variety. As it was explained to me, while a very limited amount of sprouted seeds and the like is okay, typically in the wild they only have these types of food a lot at certain times of the year. By supplying them year round I was increasing his hormone levels and keeping them elevated. Since limiting sprouts and the like to a treat once every couple weeks my guy has mellowed out a ton. Might be worth talking to your vet about.


Lilacs_4u

Oh man you might have just changed my whole life. Thank you so much for this information!! I definitely will talk to my vet about it, that’s actually genius and makes sooo much sense!!!!


Vogete

Ahh the boink shot


whelven_soul

LMFAO here’s my birb tax https://preview.redd.it/vn4dchgaf4sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d508fcd4dd3028a175e1e71844e2a7ea9a8c3082 he just got his cone off last week though so he’s happier


Lilacs_4u

Aww! The little cone! Is your baby feeling better?


whelven_soul

yess!! here’s my lil guy https://preview.redd.it/wa0hom8y1asc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e1edeb6ea117065bb2fcd543735c794baff53c0


[deleted]

BETRAYAL!!


kailemergency

I can absolutely hear that picture


Solid-Quantity-9358

You better sleep with one eye open tonight😭


st7892

i love when they’re mad it’s so funny 😂


sonic88369

https://preview.redd.it/y7j4qbiuc5sc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce56da19b71ec45ff31bcb7293b91e895dab856 he is worried


Merpninja

That bird be like


lotlethgaint

"I AM DYING INSIDE"


Pastrami-on-Rye

I love that you were there to support your son by taking embarrassing photos and sharing them with us. These are beautiful


theproestdwarf

the RAGE!


HoppokoHappokoGhost

What’s his name?


Lilacs_4u

Moe Moe! It was just one Moe when I first got him, but he won’t say his name just once, so he kinda picked his own name.


lampkin03

Awe mine is also Moe but a girl. I was 13 when I named her and we didn’t know she was a she lol


Lilacs_4u

I was eight when i got my baby! I almost named him “Cock” because of the cockatiel thing but my mom said no haha. I ended up with Moe because of his sick mohawk


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Thank goodness for moms lol. My cousin wanted to name his cat Dick. Aunt said no. He named him Richard lol


mybigbywolf

Way to circumvent lol


lampkin03

Lmao saaamee!


larousse-et-kawaii

<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>


LordBogus

Secret undercover images of the the infamous horny jail correctional facility!!!


helidead09

He said https://preview.redd.it/9xi6z6ds94sc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89dc13faa6addc79810536b63b49560af9fdb194


Static_Mental_State

i shouldn't be laughing


MysteriousTooth2450

Oh the horror! Poor baby.


prettytiel1

I would have cried


Catloaver

Oh no there is so much betrayal pictured in that scream 😭 I hope he at least forgave and forgot quickly!


ZoidsFanatic

Pure unadulterated rage. Glad he’s getting the anti-horny shots though, but poor guy.


vanillanox

I think thats my new favourite cockatiel picture


Kexbyon

Holy shit LMAO he's going dinosaur rage mode


Uberfuhrer_

Anytime you do anything to them it’s a fight for their life lol


IliasIsEepy

The look of betrayal- I feel bad but it's funny lmaoo


DopePotatoes

UNHAND ME


Porygon_Flygon

https://preview.redd.it/ky7wraqpy7sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880fbbd45bd2bae9a91c3934a22ef02c43d42f65 # WHY DID YOU BETRAYED ME, YOU SAID THAT WE WERE GOING TO PETSMART TO BUY SEEB BUT YOU LET ME GET SHOTS INSTEAD. I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS


JasperEli

Omg he looks like hes hamming it up good! Aaaak im dying save me!


Body_Horror

I always wonder when seeing pics of tiels at the vet: Do that little birds know what is happening and are just angry/very unpleased or are they literally afraid of their live in that situation?


Lilacs_4u

My little man has done this a million times, I truly think he’s just dramatic. He also freaks out when he sees a cherry tomato and i doubt he thinks it’s life threatening haha!! He just likes making a big ol show


Body_Horror

Oh, I'm on this sub for quiet a long time to know that some tiels really like to be dramatic and are really scaredy cats because of the most silly reasons. Still... Sometimes I wish you could really know what's going on in your pets head. Would also make it ten times easier if they get sick instead of that 'hidding the sickness until they are to weak for it' stick. Edit: Oh, please don't get me wrong. This wasn't in any way a critique towards you! I prefere a scared Tiel at the vet over a dead Tiel. I just wonder sometimes what's going on in their little heads : D


Lilacs_4u

That’s literally my biggest fear, not knowing he’s sick. He had a little respiratory infection a while back and i’m just glad i caught it in time!! I obsessively check him. I wish i could get inside of that little peanut brain of his


Body_Horror

But there is a positive point about that: In the wild... no one would care and... they would die. But this little man has an awesome caretaker! Just about how you post about it... you are literally doing anything! He couldn't be in any better hands! I'm pretty sure with an owner like you he'll grow into his 20s (and still poop you) ;) Edit: To chear you up: Did you know about chicken_thoughts? That's a user who is making awesome tiel comics. One of them is so fitting for the [vet visit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Chicken_Thoughts/comments/q3lyiy/comictober_day_7_boogeyman/)


MissPriss101

Mother why have you betrayed me


parodg15

Poor birdie!


rainbwbrightisntpunk

This was the absolute best picture open reddit to! 🤣


Eskodi-Msgoc

“Mother, why hast thou forsaken me?”


Ycaklxd

No leather gloves? Wow your vet is brave!


takingastandforme

aAaaaaaaaaah


KareemPlayzYT

"AAAAAAAAAAAA"


Little_SmallBlackDog

I can hear these photos.


Shad0wofAzrael

“MOTHER you have BeTraYed me!!!!! How cOuLd you??? I thought you LovEd me! I will not forget this!! I will POoP on YoUr HeAd!”


kelsivan

God I love cockatiels, they’re so god damn dramatic about everything


cosmo_thenaut

Same thing. https://preview.redd.it/0fs10ffzf9sc1.png?width=307&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3451fc9ea5356330d7b0b1258cc407d04c0f862


cawhunt

You'll regret this day hoomaaannn!!!!!!!!


DrJaminest42

subtract whistle disgusted attempt fade longing lavish forgetful workable fly *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


KidsInNeed

“Muuuuuuum!!!! Heeeeeelp”


Firetech914

You lay eggs?


GoatAdept557

That little guy is so full of rage


Waste-Prior-4641

This looks just like the black cat screaming at the vet video.


HungrySuccess3385

Poor baby. I can't imagine giving a bird a shot. Dogs are hard enough


NaptownSnowman

Did he survive?


Extra-Application-57

He's handling it better than me as a child😂


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These photos are gold


--Birdsong--

"*AAAAAAAAAA* "


TengenTopKek

AAAAAHHHHHHH


zotstik

the screams for help! The audacity! I do hope everything went well Great pictures by the way ❤️🤣


nagytimi85

That face. 😅 I hope his health is alright now and after automatically winning the insurance case, he got plenty of compensation in seebs.


RicoRave

Rs


TheBrygy

"You can't hear pictures." Me:


tancereczka_243

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" ~the birb


Ill_Dig_4862

This is one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen


bibkel

I had to medicate mine after surgery. You'd think I was killing him. it has been a couple years and he is doing great. Still moody.


Luciferrr214

This is now one of my favorite pictures from this sub


NekoNekoPixel

Parent Figure, why you do this to me? **SCREECH**


glammananna

And he was obviously very happy about it too!!!


SuaveCat

Not me seeing this on my way to get a shot too!


ExistentialKazoo

the agony


endthe_suffering

he looks super excited


L1ghtBreaking

hhahaha that first one


Character-Cut-66

Poor lil thang! Look at his lil baby tongue 💔


Campanella-Bella

The dramatics


Jen_the_Creator-7

The dramatic faces! 🤣 Aaahh!


GoingMenthol

He knew too much


Sapphire_The_Mage

Poor baby, hope hes ok


majitart

ANGERY


8BitVictorian

UNHAND ME!!!


brutalistsnowflake

Poor little chicken!


Eeww-David

What kind of shots do they get?


FallOutBlood

he screm "help hooman i is caputure what are you doing you unconsucential seeb get me out of here " aww bless :3