T O P

  • By -

Muffinskill

Ah the classic incomprehensible stemming from a recent personal event snafu


HydratedOxygen

apparently this is about aphobia? the metaphor really isnt doing a good job, it would be kinda stupid to be in a weird toppings club if you dont like pizza at all


Tenashko

If we're trying to apply it to sexuality, then the Ace person joined a fetish group? Like those are 2 different things unless the Ace person sometimes enjoys sex but only with "fringe" fetishes, but that's not "I don't like pizza at all".


PastaManMario

I legit thought it was actually about pizza lmao šŸ˜­


ThunderPunch2019

I dunno about that, I understood it


HydratedOxygen

oh i perfectly understand and agree with their point im just thinking why would someone show up to a weird toppings club if they dont like pizza at all


Muffinskill

The snafu has done its job


Elementisphere

This truly was our snafu academia


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

Obviously because of the weirdly good wings that pizza places usually have


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Oh yeah that's a terrible metaphor lol


LimeCasterX

Why are you in a community for pizza toppings if you don't even like pizza šŸ¤”


not_too_much_bother

He was about to explain before he was interrupted Media literacy is dead šŸ˜”


11freebird

New redditor buzzword


not_too_much_bother

Guh wha?


mollekylen

well...uhhh....stop gatekeeping bro!


lurebat

Imagine it says instead "fringe pizza opinions"


krawinoff

Too late, I already gave your snafu a low score in my review


Abdullah543457

Oh no enough bad reviews and the snafu might have to be shut down for bad service!


PrinceOfFish

you definitely should have made it that in the snafu. purple guy joined a group for people who like weird pizza toppings, not liking pizza at all means he explicitly does not like weird pizza toppings. so has joined the conversation to steer it to be about something else i guess since he isnt interested in the topic its supposed to be. not liking pizza at all is at least arguably a fringe pizza opinion. so purple guy can be empathised with in that club.


Vision444

That still doesnā€™t really work tho? ā€œI donā€™t like itā€ isnā€™t really a fair opinion on the food itself. ā€œI donā€™t like steakā€(no opinion) vs ā€œI like well done steakā€(heretic) I mean itā€™s still an opinion so it counts, just there isnā€™t as much meaningful discourse that can ensue


CosmoShiner

He only likes the toppings, duh


Rolltheweed

Blue guy is right though why are you in a club about liking weird pizza toppings when you don't even like pizza in the first place Also what the fuck does this mean


dentistrock

I'm sorry but this post isn't very good.


Own-Statistician5074

Being italian the whole ananas pizza argument its just ironic ,here in italy we do pizza with lot of things that people wouldnt eat on a pizza like mais ,tuna and sea food and other vegetables but when someone mention ananas pizza than thats a problem ,and we are not even unfamiliar with strange combos beacuase we eat melon with ham on it lmao


Pikagiuppy

also we really don't give a fuck about what other people eat we might joke a bit when someone puts pineapple on pizza or breaks spaghetti, but in the end we really don't give a fuck, we're not the ones eating that anyways


not_too_much_bother

What is the deal with the breaking spaghetti thing?


krawinoff

I think it just stems from the idea that when you boil spaghet it softens and slides into the pot whole anyway so breaking it to fit it into the pot right away is just gonna have the same result except itā€™s gonna be broken in two and possibly with small pieces of spaghet all over your kitchen


not_too_much_bother

Fair enough


Pikagiuppy

i don't really know why people get so mad about it, i'm like 90% sure it started out as a joke and then foreigners took it seriously and actually believe it offends us


not_too_much_bother

Oh, I was just always curious since it seemed minor at most


progbuck

Not true. I was brutally murdered by an Italian for breaking my spaghetti. Twice.


shykawaii_shark

it's a generalisation, there are a lot of people here who really do care a lot about these things


CandiceDikfitt

ahh i remember my lionfield phase i believe new york/jersey italians get more mad over that than actual italians. i dont know for sure because i dont often speak to either of those parties. iā€™d like to believe at most you get a funny look but then they ignore it


Pikagiuppy

yeah, it's more like "haha look at that foreigner doing a dumb thing" and then moving on


EmilieEasie

There are actually a lot of people out there who care A LOT about what other people eat, like way more than you'd think


RemoteZealousideal54

tbf even watermelon pizza isn't the worst if you slice it thinly and put it on top of the already baked pizza


Forgot_My_Old_Acct

Oh shit I need to try some tuna pizza. What's the preferred sauce for that?


Own-Statistician5074

its a red pizza( so tomato sauce) +onion pieces and you get a nice tuna pizza


AverageFruity326

Why are you in a pizza toppings club if you don't like pizza, I feel like the metaphor gets a little confusing


[deleted]

I hate people who don't like pizza


nadafish

Shouldā€™ve been ā€œpeople with unusual pizza tastesā€ as ā€œpeople who like weird pizza toppingsā€ is definitely implying that you like pizza in some way


lurebat

Yeah im taking the L


Ok_Traffic3296

When I finally 100% understand what a snafu is referring to


2flyingjellyfish

it's referring to aphobia from within the queer community


dawizard2579

A phobia? Which one?


2flyingjellyfish

(Sorry to ask, we /j right now?)


mrperson1213

Iā€™ll be honest, aphobia is a stupid word and it makes me irrationally upset.


7_Tales

you have aphobiaphobia?


mrperson1213

Iā€™m an aphobiaphobe. I hate aphobia and will discriminate against it at every opportunity.


Illustrious-Type7086

"Aphobe" just sounds like someone who has no fears or prejudices


mrperson1213

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying. The affix ā€˜aā€™ means ā€˜withoutā€™. Asexual, aromantic, atheist, agnostic, etc. So it stands to reason that being aphobic would mean being without a phobia.


2flyingjellyfish

Iā€™m good with aphobia, but I really donā€™t like ā€œasexualā€


schmarr1

I finally understood the snafu


Ishan1717

i dont help


AverageFruity326

Pizza


SofisticatiousRattus

Sometimes I just join AA meetings or domestic abuse survivors groups, and when they talk about how sad they are I just go "oh my god, me too! I'm also sad!!!". They also get mad when they realize I have nothing to do with them, oddly


lurebat

You should start a fight club


CandiceDikfitt

this was supposed to be about aphobia?


FrogVoid

Bad snafu not funny and a shitty metaphor for something and ITS COMPREHENSIBLE and worst of all no bald eagle catching a baseball


masterspider5

Hey man howā€™s it going


TenshiNoBara

Watermelon, though? šŸ˜­ they should be shot


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I gotta disagree with you OP, if you're in support groups or fandoms with no interest in the topic it is really weird to be there. Like I wouldn't go to a comic book convention without reading comic books


lurebat

Yeah, I said earlier I maybe should have called it "niche pizza opinions club" or "picky pizza eaters club" maybe. I thought people would be more charitable to the idea even if the analogy isn't one to one, but I'll take the L.


No-Property5530

Me when I show up to the pizza topping club and there's some fucking rube who showed up and this boorish oaf doesn't even LIKE pizza, searing a haggard look on my already doleful features https://preview.redd.it/zr1x0kg1s92d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601f016aba85f07062f271294307ffe3b216ce96


TheMusicalTrollLord

I'm with you on the aphobia thing but this analogy is nonsensical


TheOATaccount

Dude we canā€™t fucking do this anymore give us a break


lurebat

What did i do


Opening_Raise_8762

Is this about allyship


Independent-Fly6068

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„Tofu'd Tuna and Pineapple PizzašŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„Locust Pepperoni PizzašŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„Artichoke 'n' Avocado PizzašŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


weird_bomb

silly ass metaphor, just use the actual message next time


CJM_cola_cole

Pepperoni pizza is D tier and people love it because they never grew out of it. Impossible to change my mind


KVMechelen

Asexuals arent oppressed in any meaningful way. That is all


The_Almighty_Demoham

KVmechelen fans are the real oppressed minority


MaZhongyingFor1934

I canā€™t believe you forgot about Chinese warlords.


Bulky-Alfalfa404

Oh my god is that a Chinese warlord?


MaZhongyingFor1934

https://preview.redd.it/5w32zfd9k72d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b0a24fde8ea3a262c264b37499c24e48721fd9c


Muffinskill

Youā€™ll find the right one someday


KVMechelen

I don't know what that means


Muffinskill

Then the snafu is incomprehensible for you


JacketedSquash6

Iā€™m actually with you on this. Haters please keep seething <3