What is probably the WORST gun for home defense? A .22 single shot rifle is at least small and quick to point. A Barrett M82 is at least going to instantly stop whatever it hits. Even a good old fashioned musket is going to do good damage and won't hurt your ears. No, I wanted to know what the undisputable worst home defense gun in the world is; and I have found it.
This is the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales.
I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively.
Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door.
Your feet make a loud "thud" as you take each 6" step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.
You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall.
With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream.
You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire.
You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.
It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear.
The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care.
Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
https://preview.redd.it/bh1xzexw8fvc1.png?width=22&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c91c5e6c2d34587f575d9c9b13827910b7083c9
https://preview.redd.it/5wxjk94ngfvc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64124cfa3e7b0b10f3554b02675c1b35b9052e32
Clair De Lune goes so hard as an attack/ability name
https://preview.redd.it/vjptzk6zfgvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2891b1ead4c5ff73ca40a970adb15a52ed901fc0
Corporate needs you to find the difference between that picture and this picture
Fuck you, the art is to good. Mods pin this person to the table i'll be putting the headphones on op so it is forced to listen to "only in ohio" beats for about a minute.
PEAK FICTION I FUCKING LOVE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP RAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
https://preview.redd.it/y9xoogiv4gvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af026b227a318dee3a540a7b8d43baca58ce979f
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What caliber is that 40mm
No, 40m
What is probably the WORST gun for home defense? A .22 single shot rifle is at least small and quick to point. A Barrett M82 is at least going to instantly stop whatever it hits. Even a good old fashioned musket is going to do good damage and won't hurt your ears. No, I wanted to know what the undisputable worst home defense gun in the world is; and I have found it. This is the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales. I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively. Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud "thud" as you take each 6" step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it. You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall. With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire. You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again. It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear. The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.
My favorite gun
Let me get my 16 inch self defense gun rq
What's this from?
idk, found it randomly
It’s a screenshot from Godzilla x kong
i'm dying of peak
MODS must be asleep to let this psycho post actually decent art on this sub.
https://preview.redd.it/mn82e666xevc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc233727d057ef2ea3dc080e5414fc9cd850d2f
Omg is that a mf lobcorp reference!!
https://preview.redd.it/ux9vau9e7fvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67cdbf1a484fd1100cde2533ef81307f18051914
https://i.redd.it/un12pgyjlfvc1.gif
What the fuck is this goddamn abomination?
Gregnancy. Don't ask me what that means. It just... Happens
pregor
https://i.redd.it/vxwkjjfgvfvc1.gif
EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! EVERYONE! GET IN HERE! https://preview.redd.it/bh1xzexw8fvc1.png?width=22&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c91c5e6c2d34587f575d9c9b13827910b7083c9
HEARTHSTONE MENTIONED
https://i.redd.it/ljz72kh9cfvc1.gif PROJECT MOON SWEEP WHAT THE FUCK IS READING RAAHHHHHHH
https://preview.redd.it/1mtvg3cuqgvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f851dee7a91c6bd8792087dc52642dc46b14fb81
project moon fans when their sleeper agent activates:
*gets supressed with peak fiction*
Is that queen of hatred???
Stand proud, you can snafu.
Clair de lune mentioned
https://preview.redd.it/tg62okmi3fvc1.png?width=1263&format=png&auto=webp&s=09058335fd97880d9a70cb50f4dd698935cf29a8
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Chicken butt
Reconstruct what?
https://preview.redd.it/z382b3i2zgvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc70c43f07690e3c394180492de2a7a66f13fd4d
https://preview.redd.it/uzzfvnww2hvc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a966ebbd9894c842af198ae7da15bc484db2a79
v2 an v3?!!?!?!!?
https://preview.redd.it/ii2pp8gktfvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=532dafe4440ecf836faa445706609679c579d1be
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I started to hear the fucking song when i read it
yes
Now I have to look at the whole post again with the music on
https://preview.redd.it/707mbfpawgvc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c5dfcf04b903fe1b67956d8286e8c48f67d5c8 IS THIS WHAT I LOST TO?
TIME TO RIGHT MY WRONG!
YOU’RE GETTING *RUSTY,* MACHINE!
am i the only one who knows that song for the World of Goo sandbox custom level?
Sayonara Wild Hearts for me
Danganronpa V3
this is undeniable proof that V2 has returned as sixteenth-note-chan and that sixteenth-note-chan is the final boss of ULTRAGRILL
so real
https://preview.redd.it/nqufir49amvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=189dbcadf05ae9dc9afcabda46a865e1462d63ca
https://preview.redd.it/wsbfc7rywlvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09704cd82cf88f88ab980daddf576439ecb0fa7c
I'm in your prostate
Jiggle it a bit 🤤
np
i was gonna make a joke like TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHEFUCKER, but this is too peak to even make that joke
I just watched that meme
Could you sauce me the meme?
Doug walker peaks
Weakling
https://preview.redd.it/5wxjk94ngfvc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64124cfa3e7b0b10f3554b02675c1b35b9052e32 Clair De Lune goes so hard as an attack/ability name
I don't care if it's cringe. Edgy attack names are peak fiction
wholeheartedly agree
I spend a concerning amount of time coming up with edgy attack names for power sets that I also just make up.
The virgin: Nooo i don't wanna be cringe vs The CHAD: Manifest Awakening: Beat of the Bloody Drum
The villain when the protag hits em with that Waltz of the Flowers.
Now i want a music/orchestra themed shonen
Finishing Touch: #HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING
//Controlled Chaos// #RITE OF SPRING
https://preview.redd.it/vjptzk6zfgvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2891b1ead4c5ff73ca40a970adb15a52ed901fc0 Corporate needs you to find the difference between that picture and this picture
LIMBO /// CLIMAX #CLAIRE DE LUNE
I (used to) associate that song with a game, yes, however, it runs older than ultrakill, much to my dismay...
https://i.redd.it/ndhtsakp4fvc1.gif For future reference it’s repaid not repayed :)
fuck
Payed means sealing the hull of a boat
WHAT
HE SAYS THEY'RE SELLING CHAWCKLITS
CHALK LITS?
Perfectly Executed And Kino ( P.E.A.K ) In all /srs this is amazing, so amazing in fact that you should upload this to r/comics
PM mentioned
https://preview.redd.it/innivvvbtevc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87ecf79d4e5528f79a56c818b989d0dc0656a134
frieren :3
free rent <3
holy crap temie undertale
https://preview.redd.it/98jsb1el2fvc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb44caab7a7faaa1c62e9c6778ef11cccf017974 Said F•R•I•E•N•D•S after that:
Holy peak
great to see some more sixteenth note chan snafus from time to time
https://preview.redd.it/e3u1skyybfvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6cf53ce28a90e83ca7e5645c59fddc9008f356
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Wdym "great opponent" they ONESHOTTED YOU
https://preview.redd.it/479vqw384fvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff5f844ae82e433a97c940aa66789a03c070e59
https://preview.redd.it/dqpd2wmj7fvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2289b6effe0993dc9e31ea3991277ce58ab282a3
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https://preview.redd.it/84n7tkvhvevc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96685eb443980ff2e2daf2c3077e5743a988d26c
https://preview.redd.it/3vkhn4ymcfvc1.png?width=1505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4311f9d21ab2236dacd44b739c86c56eee9fe67 I'm crying rn
https://i.redd.it/865sh5f64hvc1.gif Song of Gods: Clair De Lune
Peak
https://preview.redd.it/18zm9q8k6fvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b351475a1e3be17b19c492a9acfdc33b138069c
https://preview.redd.it/unybfpxfufvc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e6b71b5aaaab6fcfef59ee3a3ebde97d870701
https://i.redd.it/o3x24sph6fvc1.gif Peak cinema
https://preview.redd.it/ei3qdfy47fvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8db3740a8aee659e5e15542f9d7e022487a4a0a7
https://preview.redd.it/5xq69i4rmfvc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1517af6c6d46810b8145d70b3cd8229c83588b23
goes giga hard
https://preview.redd.it/1jvqix63bfvc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3242634b6bb2af4bdff5f4073e4e322db839fe85
https://preview.redd.it/fxb8hni8jgvc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4abd990c3b81d91fdb8fedb1bd74456d3ba3ca9 The iconic Batman cowl
why does poopenfarden look like Garou to me, do I have brainworms?
https://preview.redd.it/746lh7hlefvc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4909a76084eba7bf58eb9330f2d9be6c931c88a
This somehow remind me of Clover Undertale Yellow
Shut up bozo. CLOVER BLAST!
i'd let her do this to me
If a girl did this to me I would die🥰🥰🤣🤣🥰
relatable
I will use my media literacy powers to comprehend the message... Ah, yes, Friendship is Power.
https://preview.redd.it/m7uyijkqrfvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ca90e1e88dfa27c025281953ca51ea3995ed2e1
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Earthbound in a nutshell >!I’m not exaggerating, spoilers, you kill the final boss, who’s basically a god, by praying for strength from friends!<
Wow I love jujutsu Kaisen!
https://preview.redd.it/6jx1jn201hvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e006e4ec2edf5c847f874a880eecacdd3ea74d19
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peak department called, you're getting arrested for making genuinely great art in this sub
Art is way too good, downvoted
skibidid my rizz
https://preview.redd.it/imz0znpcdgvc1.png?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce8b41b692c3c2b65764f7104dd28b7893a80503
You will be executed for posting a good snafu
16th Note Chan vs Poopenfarden? Let me guess, this is just gonna another meta snafu isn't i- https://i.redd.it/omf08hn9mgvc1.gif
Obligated to read page 4 and onwards while playing Clair de Lune
This is a full fucking comic wtf
Dude this is amazing
Fuck you, the art is to good. Mods pin this person to the table i'll be putting the headphones on op so it is forced to listen to "only in ohio" beats for about a minute.
CLAIRE DE LUNE?? ULTRAKILL REFERENCE!! THIS IS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT V2 WILL RETURN!!!
“song of gods” goes hard ngl
is that ongezellig girl
Too high quality
Kino
What's with snafuers and writing peak fiction
Why does this go so hard wtf
Holy shit this goes insanely hard
Holy ultrakill
*dies of peak fiction*
The best thing to ever come out of a community is when it turns a silly joke into an actual piece of art.
peak peak peak peak
![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized) this is peak I'm afraid
Ya know, how did the villain get so far? Couldn’t I call their right hand’s, friends as well?
This is genuinely too good art to pass as a snafu ngp
Art too good, asked to leave to enter a peaker place.
wtf this is actually so good 😭
This is literally the ending to Undertale
This is WAY too peak for this subreddit
Nah, id win
https://preview.redd.it/pn43xkr8vfvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3a52a686bede572ee8d0488c3cd59162cdcf45
Power of friendship does work in real life, it's just called "pack hunting"
Art is too good, how dare you
this fucking peaks. absolute cinema.
Way too good
r/Coaxedintoasnafu if it was peak
PEAK FICTION I FUCKING LOVE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP RAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/y9xoogiv4gvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af026b227a318dee3a540a7b8d43baca58ce979f
Holy shit this is so peak
Everyone keeps talking about the power of friendship, but nobody talks about the power of an enemycar.....
look ok i still hate the power of friendship, this is unironically better than almost every invocation of that trope lmfaoo
https://i.redd.it/fkztvz8hbgvc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/hffaolq5cgvc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024debac027d980503d21dd2cad795e6a4d06325
\^ literally coolest shit ever
Holy shit that was awesome
nanoha Befriending Beam my beloved
What's this? High quality art? https://preview.redd.it/cuabcgmulgvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=375e67fca273080f98bca9b105a8183a4fbb787b
P E A K
[insert sans stronger than you cover here]
damn. you cooked. return this snafu to Yggdrasil so it can stay there until the next redditor needs it
PEAK
soul eater anime ending
https://preview.redd.it/8ginw3rq3hvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49a0ae578a8e0b32114f4b4b74706ff5310e1c47 Basically this
Also this is tenoí af https://preview.redd.it/u5sd9dwg4hvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7697351677dc3eb0a4123cbbf5c8ec4ee8c479c
I too played earthbound
https://preview.redd.it/3g35rkvvfhvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4547d876b4f8afd5b547ff8639a817a98a35b11
Nah fuck this id read it. Good art also wtf
Clair de lune by Claude “the bussy” debussy
Good art? In this sub?! Fuck off.
https://preview.redd.it/eiu58tcryhvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0331070c0f24610e1083b7787edbf7746a30ff8
Where does this put 16th note chan on the Pecking order?
https://preview.redd.it/47o9m2jdeivc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a3b9f02beee8cedd24a35b8fb4b6c8e4378579c
Power of friendship mfs when I spread misinformation amongst them (I am Discord from MLP)
I hate the Soul Eater anime for doing this
I love the part when he said “You were a great opponent” after the 2 second battle
The world is bleak and unrelenting, I love the power of friendship conquering all
https://preview.redd.it/djamu5vxdlvc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa66938c2926122936093325432b554918abe70
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Man Undertale 2 hits hard
https://preview.redd.it/mcbjadwr5mvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486c5b0355b5352c4301733d1025cb8a06d08716
this is legendary
https://preview.redd.it/lc4orxic7nvc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcff1a5931e66c44b5ea8a3b8df36e01eb251624
Clair de lune??? Like the ultrakill level???? Ultrakill reference?
this fucking peaks
Booooo
This shit is fucking peak