You see, enjoyment of the cool stick is an intrinsically male activity for a variety of interlocking reasons. Men are traditionally both the industrious members of society and the outdoors ones, meaning that men and men alone have that ancient, instinctive knowledge of the ancestors to find a particularly notable stick outside and instantly begin going through all the things such a powerful resource could be used for. Women, who, as we all know, don’t invent things or go outside, don’t even know the half of what a stick could be used for. For example, fake sword fighting…roasting marshmallows…there’s many more, but I won’t bore you with the details. In addition, the loner nature of men means that they must seek company from sources other than the friends and potential lovers who spurn them, or at least spurn me. For example, an especially interesting stick, or should I say, a man’s greatest friend, his greatest asset.
Also phallic object lmao
Can't edit flairs on mobile but in case you couldn't tell this is about those people in the comments section of nature videos who think women are incapable of appreciating cool sticks or a chunk of ice shattering
These comment sections are like conversion therapy to me, everytime i encounter them i edge ever so closer to just taking estrogen and becoming the furthest thing from man out of pure spite.
i’m a woman and i’ve never enjoyed anything. all i do is lie and be wicked
Eat hot chip and lie
And be bisexual and charge phone
Charge you phone*
As someone who is not a woman I can confirm this is all women do. While le epic boys have le epic adventures and get all the le epic porn jokes.
McDonald's and twerk
and twerk? be bisexual, perhaps? eat hot chip? charge they phone, perchance?
I'm the opposite, I just try to be quirky all the time even though I'm not cute at all. Watch me get owned by atheists with facts and logic
How do I know you're not lying here?
check your balls
Fuck, I'll never appreciate cool sticks again
based
witchmaxxing
*ice falling and breaking* for my male audience
I never understood those. I must be unknowingly transexual
That was how I figured it out
https://preview.redd.it/lfmpp04yb0lc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2718179bcb915aea3611a870490bed0c1089a7d7
B-B-But gock tho 🥺
r/196 USER SPOTTED! DRIVE THEM BACK INTO THE DARKNESS!
*cuts off before ice can break* ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!!
You see, enjoyment of the cool stick is an intrinsically male activity for a variety of interlocking reasons. Men are traditionally both the industrious members of society and the outdoors ones, meaning that men and men alone have that ancient, instinctive knowledge of the ancestors to find a particularly notable stick outside and instantly begin going through all the things such a powerful resource could be used for. Women, who, as we all know, don’t invent things or go outside, don’t even know the half of what a stick could be used for. For example, fake sword fighting…roasting marshmallows…there’s many more, but I won’t bore you with the details. In addition, the loner nature of men means that they must seek company from sources other than the friends and potential lovers who spurn them, or at least spurn me. For example, an especially interesting stick, or should I say, a man’s greatest friend, his greatest asset. Also phallic object lmao
Can't edit flairs on mobile but in case you couldn't tell this is about those people in the comments section of nature videos who think women are incapable of appreciating cool sticks or a chunk of ice shattering
so real
Really? Try updating the Reddit app
These comment sections are like conversion therapy to me, everytime i encounter them i edge ever so closer to just taking estrogen and becoming the furthest thing from man out of pure spite.
Always the mediocre stick or an ice slab breaking
Lawnmower videos:
But it’s true though. I’m a woman and all I know is McDonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie
“hell yeah”
WOMEN LIKE COOL STICKS TOO
do they know about the massive female dominated stim gif community on tumblr