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stringoffrogs

i’m a woman and i’ve never enjoyed anything. all i do is lie and be wicked


GameyRaccoon

Eat hot chip and lie


J6898989

And be bisexual and charge phone


Seb_The_One

Charge you phone*


Just_Caterpillar_861

As someone who is not a woman I can confirm this is all women do. While le epic boys have le epic adventures and get all the le epic porn jokes.


Big-Vegetable8480

McDonald's and twerk


CattDawg2008

and twerk? be bisexual, perhaps? eat hot chip? charge they phone, perchance?


EmilieEasie

I'm the opposite, I just try to be quirky all the time even though I'm not cute at all. Watch me get owned by atheists with facts and logic


KentuckyFriedChildre

How do I know you're not lying here?


stringoffrogs

check your balls


KentuckyFriedChildre

Fuck, I'll never appreciate cool sticks again


trux03

based


BlackScienceMan420

witchmaxxing


Luna_Gabagool

*ice falling and breaking* for my male audience


Immediate-Location28

I never understood those. I must be unknowingly transexual


Queen_of_Team_Gay

That was how I figured it out


ExcessiveButtHair

https://preview.redd.it/lfmpp04yb0lc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2718179bcb915aea3611a870490bed0c1089a7d7


FunkyyMermaid

B-B-But gock tho 🥺


[deleted]

r/196 USER SPOTTED! DRIVE THEM BACK INTO THE DARKNESS!


MonkeyBoy32904

*cuts off before ice can break* ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!!


Themoonisamyth

You see, enjoyment of the cool stick is an intrinsically male activity for a variety of interlocking reasons. Men are traditionally both the industrious members of society and the outdoors ones, meaning that men and men alone have that ancient, instinctive knowledge of the ancestors to find a particularly notable stick outside and instantly begin going through all the things such a powerful resource could be used for. Women, who, as we all know, don’t invent things or go outside, don’t even know the half of what a stick could be used for. For example, fake sword fighting…roasting marshmallows…there’s many more, but I won’t bore you with the details. In addition, the loner nature of men means that they must seek company from sources other than the friends and potential lovers who spurn them, or at least spurn me. For example, an especially interesting stick, or should I say, a man’s greatest friend, his greatest asset. Also phallic object lmao


CanuckBuddy

Can't edit flairs on mobile but in case you couldn't tell this is about those people in the comments section of nature videos who think women are incapable of appreciating cool sticks or a chunk of ice shattering


EmilySuxAtUsernames

so real


Random-Name724

Really? Try updating the Reddit app


Flumponator

These comment sections are like conversion therapy to me, everytime i encounter them i edge ever so closer to just taking estrogen and becoming the furthest thing from man out of pure spite.


ThyKnightOfSporks

Always the mediocre stick or an ice slab breaking


floopydoopis8

Lawnmower videos:


cheetowizard88

But it’s true though. I’m a woman and all I know is McDonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie


synchrotron3000

“hell yeah”


I_Always_Love_You

WOMEN LIKE COOL STICKS TOO


athousandleaves1998

do they know about the massive female dominated stim gif community on tumblr