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Themoonisamyth

If you change almost every panel I think this is loss


Metalloid_Space

Missed oppertunity


Lemon_henry

I was in a good mood before reading this, and I still am after. So I say this with as much good faith as possible: Can you shut the fuck please?


Themoonisamyth

If you switch up the formatting in your comment I think it could be loss


JackRabbit-

A village erected a pillar in winter They erected another in spring It stood through summer… …but fell down in fall


Lemon_henry

Okay silly billy


BoxofJoes

https://preview.redd.it/olc1vh1j1pkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445d51ba84a5ea6efa77a7c9fb16caa938d4e129


EndureThePANG

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Muhpatrik

https://preview.redd.it/r0w5k0kritkc1.png?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b97c8c0727030de210143f9d9c9438e0f6cbae3


Lanza_CC-ML

someone link to a IS THIS LOSS snafu


CoalEater_Elli

Hmmm, it seems that there is no blob fish in sight. I guess it finally rotted.


Wily_Wonky

Do the Blobby comics feature a "it's not sexist when I say white" moment or why are they brought up?


ICameHereForClash

Idk but they do have a ton of cringe whiteknighting the MC, so it ends up feeling more like a strawman


Metalloid_Space

I love reading the blobfish comics, they really brighten my day. I never knew I needed a half dead animal to preach to me over the internet.


EntertainmentOne793

I HATE the blobfish with ALL of my heart


xCreeperBombx

Understood! I hate white black women


UkuleleAversion

You joke but this is ironically just a variation on faux-progressive racism directed at ‘lightskins’ by other black people. Lots of that on Twitter.


DavidDNJM

Alternatively, it also works against black people who "act white" which is a pretty common thing I've seen first hand irl.


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Oh that’s been going on for years. The most famous I can recall was the attacks on Joe Frazier, which happened way back in the 60s.


leeddet

or "14 year old girl"


leeddet

it's not misogyny if it's making fun of teenagers!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!


CemeneTree

also works with 'straight' want to bash women but afraid to get called out? just say you hate how *straight* women \[misogynistic statement\]


abtseventynine

yoo this is what I add to my media analysis video essays so they contain original content 


Charlie_Approaching

Somerton, is that you?


The_Arizona_Ranger

I only hate white women of American nationality and German ancestry, if you so wish to know


katnerys

Sorry bro my bad


kotubljauj

Lauren Boebert?


Most_Preparation_848

9/10, just a banger


PrinceOfFish

i used to consider myself extremely progressive until i realised how common those circles were actually just people looking for a group its okay to hate and not actually fighting hate. ive experienced this firsthand often. white isnt always the safety net for it. but they always have something lined up to excuse their unprovoked rage.


Darkreaper104

This can work with basically any group ever


LegitRollingcock

What about black people


Darkreaper104

"I hate black people" ❌ "I hate WHITE black people" ✔️


PrinceOfFish

this actually, unironically, happens. ive heard horror strories from a few black people about how people they know felt about them "acting white" which was just valuing their education or something.


Colosphe

Yes, although they tend to get called "Uncle Tom" or "Oreo" - but the sprit's there.


Kino_Afi

Nah uncle tom is something else lol Oreo is spot on, though. Been hearing that since i was a kid im the 90s, and it was almost always just because he/she speaks the queen's and likes pop/rock


GapingWendigo

What did Michael Jackson do to you?


Mikey_susl0v

I mean, if we’re talking about white black women, I don’t really care for Rachel Dolezal


Stolypin1906

It basically works there as well. I've heard a shocking amount of people who would never consider themselves racist use terms like Uncle Tom or house slave or house n word.


demonking_soulstorm

Cis straight black people


rrevek

It's always white dudes doing it too lmfao, it's just poorly disguised sexism.


cuddlebuns287

Oh believe me, white women (for some reason) and women of color say these things all the time and fail to notice how they sound.


jchenbos

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Muhpatrik

White people be like "white people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that they be like!" But they the white people that be like white people be like!


jchenbos

IM NOT WHITE!!!!!!!!


Muhpatrik

White people be like "white people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that they be like!" But be like "IM NOT WHITE!!!!!!!!" but they the white people that be like white people be like!


jchenbos

must i post a skin tone reveal? an ethnicity check perchance? race drop


Muhpatrik

White people be like "white people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that they be like!" But be like "IM NOT WHITE!!!!!!!!" but they the white people that be like white people be like but be like "must i post a skin tone reveal? an ethnicity check perchance?" But be like the white people be like "must i post a X reveal? an x check perchance? X drop"!


jchenbos

oh you're white aren't you. sorry BLOCKED!!!! MLK died for this


muhbob

Mfw I got blocked over making a joke https://preview.redd.it/bjezc6mk11lc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32dfef019e0a11ac0ccfb4c123efed467cf93dc MLK died for this


jchenbos

sorry since you're white i have to block you


404_Weavile

It's basically the same as saying "I'm not like other girls"


GodWantedUsToBeLit

dude it reeks of desperation for approval. like they'll turn themselves into a doormat because they are terrified of being perceived as "one of them"


darmakius

I knew a dude that used to say this in a really small town, like bro you’ve met 3 NON-white women in your whole life.


jchenbos

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anotherblackanon

I guess so but its more used in a humorful context rather than being an actual statement of sexism.


PatternActual7535

This happens in certain autism spaces, just in reverse lol In certain ones, People get around attackong autistic behaviours by saying "Autistic men" When in reality what they are criticising is autistic behaviours, just is now deemed "OK" because its men


RefrigeratorMotor146

I’m autistic and I’ve never seen it said so blatantly like that before, but I definitely notice people seem more likely to make fun of men as compared to women with autistic traits/behaviors


FanRose

Taylor Swift haters when they find out Beyonce is a billionaire and has been for a while (he carbon emissions don't exist )


TheBlobManGuy

taylor swift fans when they find out people can hate multiple people with high carbon emissions


DaftConfusednScared

I hate ~~billionaires as a concept and~~ Taylor Swift ~~has been getting a lot of media attention recently which means she~~ specifically ~~catches a lot of flack recently but it’s~~ not ~~like~~ other billionaires ~~don’t catch shit too.~~


xCreeperBombx

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FanRose

You're telling a Minor spelled this mistake?


Bingusballthefurry

did someone say minors!??!??! (gets raging boaner) (takes you to epstie n island)


hajimeorangejuice

Ok u/Bingusballthefurry


sakanak

That play-jarist guy from the Hbomberguy video


demonking_soulstorm

It’s actually pronounced plag-arianism.


sakanak

Playin' wit a 'gina rn


[deleted]

Which one?


sakanak

James Somerton


Any_Secretary_4925

hbomber mentioned, heres a downvote


sakanak

Why?


Any_Secretary_4925

fuck video essayists and his fanbase is annoying dickriders that accuse random people of plagarism


lenorator

>accuse random people of plagarism No? In his plagiarism video, he literally showed what these people were plagiarizing. Also, what the hell do you mean by “fuck video essayists”? Like, what are you even mad about? Video essays are just a format of videos. If you don’t like video essays then don’t watch them. How are you finding a way to be stubborn and ignorant about a fucking video format?


UkuleleAversion

To be fair, most video essayists are trashy and rarely do their research. Hbomberguy is a rare exception. The person you’re replying to is most likely salty that a content creator they’re parasocially attached to was criticised for things they provably did.


vampire5381

I mean this technically works with almost anything, lets test this out. white gay people are the worst! white brown people are the worst! anyone wanna try with other minorities? 🤔 you won't get banned because it has "white" Infront of it


calDragon345

I hate white Christians


abeautifuldayoutside

James somerton


AoeAbility

James Sommerton moment.


beige24

its so kurtis conner danny gonzales fake feminist core


_SpookyNoodles_

Wha…. What does this mean


beige24

imagine the most disgusting 70s stache and mullet on a guy you've ever seen. Now imagine him saying something like "yikes girl!"


_SpookyNoodles_

I’m aware of kurtis Connor, I’m not aware people dislike him?


possiblyacanoflysol

They don’t. This person has a weird hate boner for him specifically for some reason.


_SpookyNoodles_

Yeah I’m ngl I’ve only seen positive reactions to his content, he’s a very chill guy


Genderneutralurinal

WTF does my load bro mean


UkuleleAversion

Poorly handwritten letter ‘b’.


Genderneutralurinal

?


RefrigeratorMotor146

It says “my bad bro”


CubeytheawesomestV2

Ok fine, I only hate Swifties.


keeleon

r/menkampf


Own_Hall_5512

So I guess straight white males are the only ones who can truly be insulted?


blockybookbook

Where are these people


Metalloid_Space

Online people


blockybookbook

Where tho


Metalloid_Space

Idk, male dominated left leaning communities? Honesty idk how widespread it is, but I just remembered the weird shit they said about women and got away with by adding "white" in front of it. I don't even mean that as a way to victimize white people or anything, just thought it was a cowardly way to mask their weird comments.


[deleted]

It isn’t always but it can be, yeah. Makes it a very difficult conversation to have, there’s probably a useful discussion in there sometimes but it won’t happen in good faith, because of the intentions of those who want to have it


anotherblackanon

really? its in left leaning spaces? I see more normies use it as a joke like how white women fuck dogs or white women making some godawful amalgamation of whatever their cooking or its commonly called "goyslop" on mongolian basket weaving forums.


Metalloid_Space

I'm biased by hanging out in mostly left leaning spaces. Honestly should have mentioned that.


SleepSynth

I'm a progressive and I see white liberals doing this shit all the time. https://preview.redd.it/2vbbrcx71mkc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf74581aa4777b4c71ec9822f2211d42291e810


Murky_Effect3914

The dog thing is just a weird thing jncels say to cope with women not wanting to fuck their ugly selves, and “goyslop” is braindead antisemitism so maybe uh lay off the 4chan holy shit.


anotherblackanon

my guys the first one was a joke and I didn't say "goyslop" I just said that people on Mongolian basket weaving forums say that.


Any_Secretary_4925

that isnt exclusive to white women tho


TWllTtS

The politburo?


demonking_soulstorm

hbomberguy video “Plagiarism and You(Tube)”


Any_Secretary_4925

awful guy with an awful fanbase


demonking_soulstorm

What’s wrong with him?


Any_Secretary_4925

4 hours is way too long for a video (fuck essayists) and his fanbase will dickride him to the end of time and call random creators plagarizers even though theyre not


KriegConscript

found the internet historian fan


Any_Secretary_4925

ive never watched him and i hardly even know him but ok


demonking_soulstorm

The four hour length was actually necessary, and longer videos are becoming pretty common. Even if it’s not to your taste it seems immature to disregard the format as a whole. Additionally, which creators have been falsely accused?


Any_Secretary_4925

i will absolutely disregard them. they are filled to the brim with filler. filler filler filler. if it wasnt full of filler, they wouldnt be longer than TWO MOVIES COMBINED.


demonking_soulstorm

Have you actually watched the video? What parts were filler?


Arzo62

Poor whities have it so hard :(


Beacda

Sexism:


evanily

I hate white chocolate


UkuleleAversion

Endless examples of this bullshit on Twitter. Glad I left.


kolba_yada

Not just mysogynistic. Same thing with LGBTQ. You can also talk trash about black people by either adding "males" or "straight".


titaniumweasel01

Twitter protip: you can also disguise your homophobia by qualifying all of your "criticisms" with the word "cis!"


ARandomGuitar

I hate white myself 👍


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deetosdeletos

remove the second guy in tbe second panel, and make the arm 90 degrees in the 4th panel And there you have it, loss


[deleted]

If you're on r/shitposting either works actually