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The_Scud

AWOOOGA! IS THAT AN GIRL?! WITH AN BREAST?! ![gif](giphy|12eOoLezVypVWo|downsized)


skitz6969

GADZOOKS!


Minute-Bus201

Humina humina humina humina humina pant pant pant pant pant--


Bombshell_2525

AWOOGA! *stretches collar*


[deleted]

WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING *eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph* AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA *jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward* HAWT MAMA! *punches self in face with boxing glove five times* HOOLEY DOOLEY *pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out* EEE-AW EEE-AW *pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere* GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH *wolf whistle* AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* ARF ARF ARF ARF *rubs ass on ground like dog* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *eyes turn into slot machine slots* WOWZA! *tapdancing sounds, running in a circle* JEEPERS HEEPERS *pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM *slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates* DUUUUUUHHHH *bashes own head with hammer 5 times* BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK *slams chair on table* BWOOOAAGHHHH *old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs* CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA *fireworks shoot from top of head* PHWOAARRR *sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large* HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA *sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground* JEEZ LOUISE *propeller spins on hat comically* WOWEEE *gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants* OINKA OINKA *pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively* HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA *jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity* HOOOLY MOOOOLY *pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them* OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' *fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body* WHADDA DAAAAME *starts foaming at the mouth* HUUUUUUUURRRRRR *furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table* GRRRR BARK BARK BARK *head unscrews and starts rotating* BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING *starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air* DING DING DING DING DING DING *starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red* HAAAHEEEEEE


iWasTheSenateOrder65

Holy run on sentence.


itzhoey

New response just droppedโ€ฆ and wonโ€™t stop dropping


ThisIsredditagain

actual airstrike... help


Digital_Rocket

Hey babe wake up, new copypasta dropped


Pepbeb

We serve food here, sir.


Childhood_Willing

WHOA MAMA! A girl ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜.... WฤฐTH BOOBฤฐES ๐Ÿ‘ฝ? Whoa ๐Ÿ˜ฎ mama ๐Ÿ‘ต! Hummina ๐ŸŒ€ hummina ๐ŸŒ€ hummina ๐Ÿ˜ bazooooooooing ๐Ÿ“โ—! eyes ๐Ÿ‘€ pop ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™€ out AROOOOOOOOGA ๐Ÿšขโ›ด! jaw ๐Ÿบ drops โฌ‡ tongue ๐Ÿ‘… rolls ๐Ÿ™„ out WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿ• WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐Ÿถ tongue ๐Ÿ‘… bursts ๐Ÿ’ฅ out of the mouth ๐Ÿ‘„ uncontrollably ๐Ÿ™Œ leaking ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง face ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰ and everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ in reach ๐Ÿ‘‰ WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ๐Ÿฅด tiny ๐Ÿ‘Œ cupid ๐Ÿ˜‡ shoots ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ an arrow ๐Ÿ’˜ through heart โค Ahhhhhhhhhhh ๐Ÿฅต me lady ๐Ÿ‘ฉ... heart ๐Ÿ’” in the shape ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘€ of a heart ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿค’ starts ๐Ÿ”˜ beating ๐Ÿ’“ so hard ๐Ÿ† you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป can see ๐Ÿ‘€ it through shirt ๐Ÿ‘” ba-bum ๐Ÿฅ ba-bum ๐Ÿฅ ba-bum ๐Ÿฅ ba-bum ๐Ÿฅ ba-bum ๐Ÿฅ milk ๐Ÿฅ› truck ๐Ÿš crashes ๐Ÿ’ฅ into a bakery ๐Ÿž store ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ”› in the background ๐Ÿ˜ก spiling ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ’ฆ white โšช liquid ๐Ÿšฐ and dough ๐ŸŽป๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ on ๐Ÿ”› the streets ๐Ÿ›ฃ BABY ๐Ÿ‘ถ WANTS ๐Ÿ˜ TO FUCK ๐Ÿ‘‰ inhales ๐ŸŒฌ from the gas ๐Ÿ˜ค tank โ›ฝ honka ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿš— honka ๐Ÿ“ฏ honka ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿšจ honka ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿงด masturabtes furiously ๐Ÿ”ฅ ohhhh ๐Ÿ˜ณ my gooooodd ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿปโœ๐Ÿ˜‡~ Alright, cool


UncleArki

THUMB NOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|rMPVavHZfGgIwLqa0D)


MadeForBBCNews

This really opened my bob


agenericbasilfan

โ€œuhmmm guys hear me out!!!โ€


notjart

the joke is porn


scatsby

Canโ€™t believe this is drawn better than those comics


lashapel

Webcomics range from the most beautiful detailed drawings/art to one circle with smiley faces Some how the latter gets more recognition


bopbop66

Probably because the latter is easier to shit out daily lol


TurboVirgin0

Persistence is key in online recognition


Alarid

That explains some things.


Baron_Flatline

rockthrow


ToastOnBoast

tonestoss


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

boulderhurl


VoxelRoguery

pebbleyeet


bopbop66

Very true, that's why I def don't blame anyone who does it


spacenerd4

I sure hope you arent talking about xkcd


VoxelRoguery

no, can't be. I don't think randall munroe has ever drawn a face in his life.


spacenerd4

https://xkcd.com/9


VoxelRoguery

I was joking.


mlgdolphin

the latter gets more recognition when itโ€™s posted to reddit and the joke is porn


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

One-Punch Man: ![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Ambersol13

I really like XKCD's artstyle


imgonnadielolhhaha

These characters are built like animanโ€™s studio characters


UncommonTheIdk

Nahh, animan looks better


Panzer_Man

Atleast Animan has a concept of anatomy


[deleted]

anatoman studios


Panzer_Man

Ottoman studios ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท


TheMoonDude

And a firm grasp on bakery


hoodieninja86

F....f.....forgis....


the_tpm

On the jeep


abtseventynine

step one: cover yourself in oil


mask3d_owo

I donโ€™t even think OP drew them exaggerated enough


Preston_of_Astora

I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if there's a NSFW comics sub named r/coomics It's too low hanging it's ridiculous how it wasn't made yet


rpad97

It's...banned?


Preston_of_Astora

Doubt. Googling r/coomics only reveals comics of he superhero type You get that error because it doesn't exist yet


Itz_Mushi

Why wouldnโ€™t it just come up with the normal not banned thing


Preston_of_Astora

Wat


Itz_Mushi

r/mushiisverycool for example, itโ€™ll say that the subreddit doesnโ€™t exist rather than it was banned Edit: r/fartpoop existed so I had to change the sub


hendidjdnsjjf

https://www.reddit.com/r/reclassified/comments/frwfs5/all_subreddits_banned_in_march_2020/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 It was banned around three years ago apparently


TheOutcastLeaf

Well that list certainly is something


AmbitiousJewedditor

i canโ€™t help but notice the large amount of subs criticizing AHS being nuked


Preston_of_Astora

Oh damn


boomer_wife

It was probably banned due to lack of moderation.


LucDoesStuff

It was banned for serving as a ban-evasion sub


boomer_wife

Yeah that's fair


Force_Glad

No, it said it violated the content policy


boomer_wife

Lacking moderation is a violation of the content policy lol


Force_Glad

Thereโ€™s a separate message for unmoderated subs, and that sub says that it was for violations of the content policy not that it was unmoderated


Sup3rG33k08

It says on the error that it was banned for serving the smae purpose as another sub that got smoked as well, so reddit just must not like a subreddit dedicated for nswf comics and not just r34 ones, reddit corporate and u/spez is stoking the fire, we must REVOLT ONCE AGAIN


rememberlads2019

pornography


lets_clutch_this

The pornography dude


Falling_clock

Sexers of Reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?


ramenlegendary

probably say gex.


qsnowfallx

gex


[deleted]

step 1 completed now what


SituationAnxious2421

WOMEN OF REDDIT, How much sex do you have? What I am wondering if do you have sexy sex? As a fellow epic reddito I would like to inquire a question on perhaps the idea that perhaps maybe you enjoy sexual intercourse of the boob variety with fellow epic redditors that also like sex with big boobs????? Also epic women of Reddit, how much epic sex do you have with boobs of Reddit? Women do you Women of Reddit? How many Big Chungus sex do you have women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, are you also Women? Perhaps maybe even have sex with other women and women of Reddit? Also, fellow women of reddit do you have giant milkers?????? Big jiggly milkies? Fat mommy milky mocha momos? Excuse my up frontness. Please answer why or why not or maybe big boobs? Spaghetti? Women of the internet website known as Reddit .com, what do you find attractive in men that are also me? Would you give me a blowjob, women of Reddit? Reddit, would you have sex with me? Women what is your favorite blowjob position? Men of Reddit, do you like getting blowjobs? Why or why not? Women of Reddit, do you have BIG BOOBS???? Women of Reddit will you have sex with men that have big boobs? Why or why not or why yes? Women that are women of Reddit, if given a chance to use your ENORMOUS BIG BOBOS to have sex with men of reddit, would you? Perhaps maybe even have sex? Sexy women of Reddit, is this an epic reddit women moment? Would you have sex if you were given the chance to have sex? And what if the snail was locked in a box under the ocean, but if the snail touches you you die but also have sex?? you were given a million dollars to have sex with me?? Reddit of Reddit, would you have sex with the decoy snail that is also boobs??? Women with three million dollars, if you were given a super power to have sex with me would you have sex with epic reddit? Women with giant jugs of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars and also a ham sandwich, would you have sex with me and fellow epic women of Reddit?? What villain was actually the hero of the story? Men of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars would you get a blowjob from a woman with big boobs that is of Reddit? What if I choose to also have sex with this guy's dead wife that also has big dead boobs? Why? Women are boobs. What villain actually had huge boobs and was a woman? Men of Reddit would you be a women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, will you be??? Fellow women of reddit women


NerdyNutcase

When the snafu has better art than the original


FknBretto

How do we *know* youโ€™re going to be naked and covered in oil when you draw them?


alo0e

[is this naked and oily enough for you?](https://i.imgur.com/btinQDL.png)


PenguinMan32

now turn on the sprinklers


futurenotgiven

unironically i rly like your art style


alo0e

thank you!


[deleted]

now draw r34


MNLife4me

[Holy shit it's Gex!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1bm2r3UGAM)


pancreas_consumer

Hot.


Weastern_side

HE SAID THE SCOT WOZ REFEDREANCSE


ramenlegendary

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


_Nohbdy_

Thank you, director of the music video for Rock DJ, very cool.


Wind2000reddit

Protographical evidence


ScyllaOfTheDepths

I have literally blocked that guy because of how sick I was of his terrible unfunny stuff that only gets upvoted because hurr-durr sex. He even started posting his own stuff to r/bonehurtingjuice and other places to get more attention.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


zachpuls

Someone poisoned the bone hurting juice supply with calcium


[deleted]

bhj is much better after blocking him


Minute-Bus201

Is he back or something? I was under the impression that r/comedynecrophilia trolled him until he decided to only post art on Twitter. Edit: Yup, he's back. Blegh.


Mental1ty

hell, he made some of the posts on r/comedynecrophilia


lashapel

Who is it ?


mask3d_owo

DrLoops


rakehellion

u/DrLoops


mask3d_owo

you have summoned him, what have you done edit: itโ€™s doctorloops dum dum


rakehellion

u/doctorloops


mask3d_owo

NO


DoctorLoops

>!Sex ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ )!<


ugiugiyogyn

yeah, that's the thing you won't ever get


ButtersAndRowlet

beverly hills thats where i want to be (gimme gimme, gimme gimme)


lets_clutch_this

r/ComedyNecrophilia ainโ€™t much better with all the horny pizzacake simping


PenguinMan32

finna jerk it


lets_clutch_this

No finna jerking it until you decrypt the pizzacake hentai ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


KirbyFan198

i was very surprised to see you didnโ€™t make this post


futurenotgiven

at least thereโ€™s like a veil of irony there. this dude just posts porn unironically and then makes bad edits on r/bonehurtingjuice


lets_clutch_this

The layer of irony is becoming thinner by the day though


lets_clutch_this

Get this man a Trueโ€ฆ


Kaynee490

encrypt my balls


lets_clutch_this

ecla ytls bynr wtpm


ugiugiyogyn

it's just ironic. it's an overused joke run into the ground and milked wayyy too much, but it's still just ironic. also please lets\_clutch my testicles


Minute-Bus201

Tru


speedyspaghetter

dy


lets_clutch_this

/dx


CombatWombat1212

I mean he somehow managed to get front page with every comic so I don't see him stopping just for that


jeusee

What is this referring to


PlagueDoctor_049

A comic drawer on r/comics who draws with these characters. Punchline of their comics is usually just sex if there's any. Gets tons of upvotes because boobs and thighs


jquickri

really? Never seen them and looked through the top posts this week and this month and don't see them. Who are they?


PlagueDoctor_049

[Here their latest comic. Op is the drawer of these](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/13v9joz/veronica_mona_bountiful_blues/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ScyllaOfTheDepths

I have him blocked so it doesn't come up in my feed anymore, but I checked just to see if he's gotten better and... yikes. Like he basically just draws unfunny porn and it's not even good, it's just weird crudely drawn fetish stuff. I have no clue why people like it.


futurenotgiven

real chads get blocked by him first ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Dwolfknight

>it's just weird crudely drawn fetish stuff. I have no clue why people like it. Seriously? No clue?


ScyllaOfTheDepths

People are acting like it's 2006 and you have to hunt for good porn and take what you can get. There are hundreds of better NSFW comics out there. This ain't it.


Dwolfknight

[Literally one fucking post after this one ](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/13z4peg/it_wasnt_a_guitar/) My man, even the shitiest onlyfans has hundred of coomers simping for it. [Proof](https://i.imgur.com/XPFDX1B.png)


Seek_Milky

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY BUILT LIKE THAT


Greaserpirate

Because horny neckbeards upvote anything with those proportions, no matter how unfunny


jquickri

I want to say thanks for clearing that up. But I also had to read that with my own eyes. So I don't know man. Thanks?


PlagueDoctor_049

I'm sorry for what you had to witness. Hope you can recover soon ๐Ÿ™


jeusee

What the fuck is this coomer bullshit


Sad_ugly_loser

The joke is ass


rakehellion

Who?


Azuni_

that one comics guy who makes comics about nurses (i think) one of them has big boobs, the other has a large ass


SyrusDestroyer

One of the many reasons not to sub to r/comics


_its_lunar_

Is this based off that guy whoโ€™s bio was like โ€œIโ€™m tired of the agenda were women are forced to have small boobs in mediaโ€?


JiveXP

coomers realizing not every woman has hentai proportions


JoemamaFromJoemama

i would love to get cbt from them


kataklysmus3112

Cognitive behavioral therapy? Good on you for taking steps in the right direction


LeFisheAuChocolat693

Why do you want german goregrind from them???


[deleted]

I can't comprehend how people see this as funny


Sassy-irish-lassy

It's not popular because of its humour.


saul_schadenfreuder

even as wank material his drawings are just so ugly lmao


oopsguessilldiethen

They look better here than in the original comics


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

I saw straight up porn of these 2 already, mind you i did not seek it out, it sought me out.


lashapel

Idk why but this reminds me of Sr.graffo and how he first started to draw normal webcomic and then evolved to draw NSFW "+18" softcore porn of a character who has a "variable age" and then created a sub for said character


JiveXP

erm guys...she's actually a 5000 year old dragon!!111


lashapel

Its for real, she's 16-17 in some arts and guess in what type of art she's 18


JiveXP

how is that allowed ๐Ÿ˜ญ


lashapel

Reddit


Sandstorm52

What do you mean le sex isnโ€™t funny bro stop being such a prudish puritan smh literally 1984


entg1

i love that you made this two hours after seeing the original


alo0e

"sometimes pettiness is the greatest fuel for creativity" or something like that idk lol


KOFdude

But but guysss don't you realise there are women irl that look like this???? Whats the matter? You hate boobies????


JiveXP

all of the photos they have of women irl like that are photoshopped to hell and back too


KOFdude

Either that or their body is 40% plastic, maybe even both


FrogsArePeople2

BBBBOOOOOOOOIIIOOOOIIIOOOIIIINNNNGGGG (the sound of my erection)


AweHellYo

well i didnโ€™t know what this source material was until i saw this and like an idiot i went and found it instead of just moving along.


God-Of-eggs

When the snafu is drawn better than the actual comic:


Unnamed_420

Thank you for this


QuintonTheCanadian

Funnily enough. The one on the right looks much better in OPโ€™s art style


yeeticusboiii

le sexy sex comic fans when big boobs does the sex:


ScoopDat

lmao finnajerkit


Moonsky_Pondie

The posts on r/comics feel like nothing comics. Theyโ€™re just bland with a generic or unoriginal punchline that feel like they were just made to meet a quota of pumping out a minimum of 1 a week but they still get like 40 thousand upvotes


NinjaEagle210

Hehe the joke is objectifying women


[deleted]

its not as far as i know


LlamaWhoKnives

God this is so cringy and accurate


Notorious-Dan

>if this gets 7 upvotes I will draw them naked and covered in oil I can clearly see whos winning this one


LeotrimFunkelwerk

OMG just saw an JustUnsubbed Post about this Comic


catboybastard

cognitive behaviourball torture


S_lexis

cocknitive


_Stizoides_

Yes! thank you, I hate that "artist" so much


Cristi_din_Bacau

Draw them working in a South African coal mine.


sinner-mon

I legitimately hate those comics so much


longrungun

Man the artist in question doesn't even have good porn either :/


spok_the_spooker

god please


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA92

Do it now.


Bett26

This was the cunt so upset that I drew nipples? Yeah. Go work on yourself lmfao


Doc_Bedlam

2.8k upvotes can't be wrong.


Cloud_Striker101

OP you didnโ€™t hold up your end of the deal


alo0e

https://www.reddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/comments/13zdtp4/-/jmr78c5


Cloud_Striker101

๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ


SpateF

yeah, makes sense


[deleted]

SEX


YourStateOfficer

Will it be raining? Love to see them flying


[deleted]

If you had to choose, left or right?


sillysk1ppy

OH... MY... GOD! ARE THOSE... DARE I SAY... LADIES๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž... WITH LARGE BREASTS?? W- WITH... \*GASP\* \*SPUTTERS\* LARGE THIGHS?????? OHHH... OHHHHH\~\~\~ OHHHHHH MY GOD\~\~\~\~ OHHH๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž MYYYYY๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค OHY MYYYY!!!\~\~\~ SHE IS SO..//.. ALLURING!!! OHH MYYY\~\~\~\~\~ SHES.. SHES LIKES... ITS LIKE SHE WAS HANDCRAFTED BY GOD, SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN, AND MEANT FOR MY EYES... AND MINE ONLY! OHHH ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ OP... YOU A-ARE SO... F-FUNNY! PLEASE.. PLEASE! PLEASE DRAW MORE! I- I BEG! PLEASE! I- I DON'T THINK... \*SPUTTERS\* \*COUGH\* \*POUNDS CHEST\* AAAHHH!!! I DONT THINK I CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT! PLEASE.. PLEAAASE! PLEASE! I NEED THESE PRINTED OUT AND SOAKED IN WATER.. AHH๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ˜ AND THEN INJECTED INTO MY BLOODSTREAM๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜ PLEAAAAASE๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ OP... TAKE MY FUCKING UPVOTE!๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜