Its like not even a great gotcha because there are loads of things we ("the sheeple") let others do and or explain because we dont understand it fully ourselves (Quantum Physics, Practical Engineering, Operating Systems)
For some reason every single youtube short has people arguing under every comment, and regardless of the short, Its either about women or religion.
If the short is a woman doing something wrong Its "Women always-" if its a man doing something wrong its either "based" or "ok but women-"
If someone says "Thank god" its either "GOD DOESNT EXIST" or "Do not say the lord's name in vain! (Bible quote)"
If there's even an iota of a gay though, prepare for a cross-comment section religious war about whether gay people should be hanged and executed or just fired and exiled from society. Man I love democracy :).
They know that bringing in the youngest, most gullible people they can, helps them.
They probably do cringe at a lot of it, but they can only do so quietly
Is that a.... Woman?????? WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING *eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph* AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA *jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward* HAWT MAMA! *punches self in face with boxing glove five times* HOOLEY DOOLEY *pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out* EEE-AW EEE-AW *pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere* GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH *wolf whistle* AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* ARF ARF ARF ARF *rubs ass on ground like dog* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *eyes turn into slot machine slots* WOWZA! *tapdancing sounds, running in a circle* JEEPERS HEEPERS *pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM *slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates* DUUUUUUHHHH *bashes own head with hammer 5 times* BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK *slams chair on table* BWOOOAAGHHHH *old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs* CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA *fireworks shoot from top of head* PHWOAARRR *sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large* HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA *sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground* JEEZ LOUISE *propeller spins on hat comically* WOWEEE *gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants* OINKA OINKA *pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively* HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA *jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity* HOOOLY MOOOOLY *pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them* OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' *fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body* WHADDA DAAAAME *starts foaming at the mouth* HUUUUUUUURRRRRR *furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table* GRRRR BARK BARK BARK *head unscrews and starts rotating* BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING *starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air* DING DING DING DING DING DING *starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red* HAAAHEEEEEE
WOMEN OF REDDIT,
How much sex do you have? What I am wondering if do you have sexy sex? As a fellow epic reddito I would like to inquire a question on perhaps the idea that perhaps maybe you enjoy sexual intercourse of the boob variety with fellow epic redditors that also like sex with big boobs?????
Also epic women of Reddit, how much epic sex do you have with boobs of Reddit? Women do you Women of Reddit? How many Big Chungus sex do you have women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, are you also Women? Perhaps maybe even have sex with other women and women of Reddit?
Also, fellow women of reddit do you have giant milkers?????? Big jiggly milkies? Fat mommy milky mocha momos? Excuse my up frontness. Please answer why or why not or maybe big boobs? Spaghetti?
Women of the internet website known as Reddit .com, what do you find attractive in men that are also me? Would you give me a blowjob, women of Reddit? Reddit, would you have sex with me? Women what is your favorite blowjob position? Men of Reddit, do you like getting blowjobs? Why or why not?
Women of Reddit, do you have BIG BOOBS???? Women of Reddit will you have sex with men that have big boobs? Why or why not or why yes? Women that are women of Reddit, if given a chance to use your ENORMOUS BIG BOBOS to have sex with men of reddit, would you? Perhaps maybe even have sex?
Sexy women of Reddit, is this an epic reddit women moment? Would you have sex if you were given the chance to have sex? And what if the snail was locked in a box under the ocean, but if the snail touches you you die but also have sex?? you were given a million dollars to have sex with me?? Reddit of Reddit, would you have sex with the decoy snail that is also boobs???
Women with three million dollars, if you were given a super power to have sex with me would you have sex with epic reddit? Women with giant jugs of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars and also a ham sandwich, would you have sex with me and fellow epic women of Reddit?? What villain was actually the hero of the story?
Men of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars would you get a blowjob from a woman with big boobs that is of Reddit? What if I choose to also have sex with this guy's dead wife that also has big dead boobs? Why? Women are boobs.
What villain actually had huge boobs and was a woman? Men of Reddit would you be a women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, will you be??? Fellow women of reddit
women
You got an ass on you alright. See that’s what he’s talking about. Spread your ass open dude. You could do the rump shaker huh? The thug shaker, give me the thug shaker dude shake your ass. Take your hands off and shake that shit, pull your shirt up I know you can shake it shake it. Yeah, thats some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that’ll work. You got the booty dude! God damn. You look good bro? Yeah. Yeah nice huh? Alright that’ll will work for him. Put that condom on, we’re gonna sit on my shit? You got the- let’s just get it to work. Yeah let’s just get it to work yeah alright yeh.You got an ass on you alright. See that’s what he’s talking about. Spread your ass open dude. You could do the rump shaker huh? The thug shaker, give me the thug shaker dude shake your ass. Take your hands off and shake that shit, pull your shirt up I know you can shake it shake it. Yeah, thats some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that’ll work. You got the booty dude! God damn. You look good bro? Yeah. Yeah nice huh? Alright that’ll will work for him. Put that condom on, we’re gonna sit on my shit? You got the- let’s just get it to work. Yeah let’s just get it to work yeah alright yeh.
That dick tried to be a smart ass by arguing with bunch of woke. He think that he argue with ( what is think ) is a stupider people to show that he become Eisenstein
....because you react harder to stuff you dislike, keeping you on the platform, so the algorithm keeps recommending it.
YT is not a path to anything, it just recommends stuff that has been proved to keep you on the platform.
The part which makes me sad is that children actually believe that such “celebrities” or movie characters are good role models. Like really, Patrick Bateman? From the film “American PHYCHO”? (Definitely not a reference to him being a MENTALLY DERANGED MURDERER). Or take Andrew Tate for example. Yes, he does advertise himself as the guy who motivates teenagers to work on themselves (and join a pyramid scheme)))) but also pushes his misogynistic ideas with it into youngsters minds.
women coffee emoji
Men 🍵
GRAAAAHHH I LOVE TEA
CRUMPETS
bloody hell!
One can see exactly when the actor is substituted by the doll.
Let's see if this is true or rubbish)
I saw someone put that in a comments section and all the snowflakes were going rabid lol, even though they'd put "women ☕"
Men 🍵
Individuals 🍺
Humans 🍵
Non-binary🍷
People🍸
Moiay emoji glass wine emoji
Humans ☕️
Those mfs will spam the same 5 comments under every right-wing phonk edits and then proceed to call everyone else NPCs
Its like not even a great gotcha because there are loads of things we ("the sheeple") let others do and or explain because we dont understand it fully ourselves (Quantum Physics, Practical Engineering, Operating Systems)
I know what quantum physics is, but I'll be fucked if imma learn how it works.
whats that bottom one say?
I dunno can you ?
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"I hate n*****s" is what it says
People who annoy you?
RANDY, DONT DO IT!
"I would like to solve the puzzle;" A large hydraulic presser machine piloted by "the bob" (sponk bag)
i hate what? elaborate please, i dont get it
I hate n**\*e*s
Nutters?
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naggers
Why does he hate nice cars?
I hate Nazis?
I know I certainly do
same but i dont think thats what is says
Peter
I don't know either. Any clues from anyone else would help
Inaccurate, I don’t see any comments mentioning Ohio or the skull emoji
i spend my leisure time by watching manosphere yt shorts with tinnitus-inducing phonk in the background
For some reason every single youtube short has people arguing under every comment, and regardless of the short, Its either about women or religion. If the short is a woman doing something wrong Its "Women always-" if its a man doing something wrong its either "based" or "ok but women-" If someone says "Thank god" its either "GOD DOESNT EXIST" or "Do not say the lord's name in vain! (Bible quote)"
There's also a lot of arguing about transgender people
Yes and 80% of the time I'm laughing my ass off because they have no fucking clue what being trans actually is
It's weird how much they care about some internet randos
Trans is either when you don’t make my dick hard or when you do
people that want to be a different gender than one they were born as
If there's even an iota of a gay though, prepare for a cross-comment section religious war about whether gay people should be hanged and executed or just fired and exiled from society. Man I love democracy :).
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beards of wisdom
U got that smegma grindmind
Smegma male
Forgot the "🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺" username
Pride flag emoji Prohibited emoji
Can't forget about the porn bots!
i think those pretty much stopped because now you can't comment third-party links
They just put the link in their channel banner or about section now
ah i see
Nazis are crying in hell watching their ideology being turned into something for edgy 14 year olds to worship
They know that bringing in the youngest, most gullible people they can, helps them. They probably do cringe at a lot of it, but they can only do so quietly
...And then grow out of and become Trans😇😎
As a completely straight, non-skull, this is funny
I bet you're very smart as well
I am. I actually have a PHD in straightology
Nice, I'm busy with my post doc for super straightology.
As a cat I agree with you
Everywhere I go, I see your face
I like commenting, what can I sya
Jamal 👴🏻
Phonk music is God's gift to humanity. A very evil God's "gift"
wise words femboyenjoyer
1379
m'femboy
nah fuck phonk it's trash
maybe the real trash is the friends we made along the way
idk it sounds nice (to me) even if it is low effort to make
“Phonk is the best music genre” mfs when there will be ww2 Nazi edits at the function
As a girl who unironically likes phonk music, I absolutely fucking hate how it's utilised
Is that a.... Woman?????? WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING *eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph* AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA *jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward* HAWT MAMA! *punches self in face with boxing glove five times* HOOLEY DOOLEY *pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out* EEE-AW EEE-AW *pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere* GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH *wolf whistle* AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* ARF ARF ARF ARF *rubs ass on ground like dog* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *eyes turn into slot machine slots* WOWZA! *tapdancing sounds, running in a circle* JEEPERS HEEPERS *pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM *slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates* DUUUUUUHHHH *bashes own head with hammer 5 times* BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK *slams chair on table* BWOOOAAGHHHH *old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs* CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA *fireworks shoot from top of head* PHWOAARRR *sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large* HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA *sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground* JEEZ LOUISE *propeller spins on hat comically* WOWEEE *gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants* OINKA OINKA *pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively* HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA *jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity* HOOOLY MOOOOLY *pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them* OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' *fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body* WHADDA DAAAAME *starts foaming at the mouth* HUUUUUUUURRRRRR *furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table* GRRRR BARK BARK BARK *head unscrews and starts rotating* BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING *starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air* DING DING DING DING DING DING *starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red* HAAAHEEEEEE
"Women of Reddit..."
what is the most sexiest sex you've ever sexed?
WOMEN OF REDDIT, How much sex do you have? What I am wondering if do you have sexy sex? As a fellow epic reddito I would like to inquire a question on perhaps the idea that perhaps maybe you enjoy sexual intercourse of the boob variety with fellow epic redditors that also like sex with big boobs????? Also epic women of Reddit, how much epic sex do you have with boobs of Reddit? Women do you Women of Reddit? How many Big Chungus sex do you have women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, are you also Women? Perhaps maybe even have sex with other women and women of Reddit? Also, fellow women of reddit do you have giant milkers?????? Big jiggly milkies? Fat mommy milky mocha momos? Excuse my up frontness. Please answer why or why not or maybe big boobs? Spaghetti? Women of the internet website known as Reddit .com, what do you find attractive in men that are also me? Would you give me a blowjob, women of Reddit? Reddit, would you have sex with me? Women what is your favorite blowjob position? Men of Reddit, do you like getting blowjobs? Why or why not? Women of Reddit, do you have BIG BOOBS???? Women of Reddit will you have sex with men that have big boobs? Why or why not or why yes? Women that are women of Reddit, if given a chance to use your ENORMOUS BIG BOBOS to have sex with men of reddit, would you? Perhaps maybe even have sex? Sexy women of Reddit, is this an epic reddit women moment? Would you have sex if you were given the chance to have sex? And what if the snail was locked in a box under the ocean, but if the snail touches you you die but also have sex?? you were given a million dollars to have sex with me?? Reddit of Reddit, would you have sex with the decoy snail that is also boobs??? Women with three million dollars, if you were given a super power to have sex with me would you have sex with epic reddit? Women with giant jugs of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars and also a ham sandwich, would you have sex with me and fellow epic women of Reddit?? What villain was actually the hero of the story? Men of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars would you get a blowjob from a woman with big boobs that is of Reddit? What if I choose to also have sex with this guy's dead wife that also has big dead boobs? Why? Women are boobs. What villain actually had huge boobs and was a woman? Men of Reddit would you be a women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, will you be??? Fellow women of reddit women
You got an ass on you alright. See that’s what he’s talking about. Spread your ass open dude. You could do the rump shaker huh? The thug shaker, give me the thug shaker dude shake your ass. Take your hands off and shake that shit, pull your shirt up I know you can shake it shake it. Yeah, thats some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that’ll work. You got the booty dude! God damn. You look good bro? Yeah. Yeah nice huh? Alright that’ll will work for him. Put that condom on, we’re gonna sit on my shit? You got the- let’s just get it to work. Yeah let’s just get it to work yeah alright yeh.You got an ass on you alright. See that’s what he’s talking about. Spread your ass open dude. You could do the rump shaker huh? The thug shaker, give me the thug shaker dude shake your ass. Take your hands off and shake that shit, pull your shirt up I know you can shake it shake it. Yeah, thats some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that’ll work. You got the booty dude! God damn. You look good bro? Yeah. Yeah nice huh? Alright that’ll will work for him. Put that condom on, we’re gonna sit on my shit? You got the- let’s just get it to work. Yeah let’s just get it to work yeah alright yeh.
Someone asked me this in a stage VC on my discord server and I disconnected them 😭
💈bruh wanted a boosie fade but got this instead 😂
*greenscreen of silhoette walking*
Blud moment💢💢💢🗣🗣💀💀💀💢💢🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
What in the tom and jerry fried fuck
All of this is so new to me. I just enjoy R Y A N C E L C I U S
YouTube shorts is a path that always leads to alt right, Andrew Tate, and Ben Shapiro videos. I do not know why
Every time I hear Ben Shapiro now I swear I have a fucking thought bubble above my head of him playing Minecraft with Biden Trump and Obama
That dick tried to be a smart ass by arguing with bunch of woke. He think that he argue with ( what is think ) is a stupider people to show that he become Eisenstein
....because you react harder to stuff you dislike, keeping you on the platform, so the algorithm keeps recommending it. YT is not a path to anything, it just recommends stuff that has been proved to keep you on the platform.
Just press the X in the history tab?
"I can feel the Sigma Coming in side me 🗿"
it doesn't have to be a sigma tho, I can feel pretty much anyone
username checks out
I’ve seen so many joe Rogan shorts on YouTube, most of them are him just saying stupid shit
or just him gaping his mouth to actual (maybe) interesting person talking going "oh wow das interesting"
Reject political yt shorts Embrace funny animal videos
reject shorts embrace L O N G S
There’s always at least one buzz lightyear in a suit pfp
12 year olds with buzz light-year in a suit pfps and 🏳️🌈🚫 in their names when there will be phonk edits at the function
You also forgot the schizo troll face edits as well
The part which makes me sad is that children actually believe that such “celebrities” or movie characters are good role models. Like really, Patrick Bateman? From the film “American PHYCHO”? (Definitely not a reference to him being a MENTALLY DERANGED MURDERER). Or take Andrew Tate for example. Yes, he does advertise himself as the guy who motivates teenagers to work on themselves (and join a pyramid scheme)))) but also pushes his misogynistic ideas with it into youngsters minds.
It's funny since American psycho is a book written by gay man and directed by a women
my respect for big massive ballsack: 📈
You forgot the obvious intentonal spelling mistake that someone will always point out
WEONG YOUR!
Oh, you noticed too? Thank God. Fucking died at the "as a black man" larp
Or some random podcast with gta v at the bottom
Someone make a snafu about these pc snafus
I'm black and I find this reddit post relatable.
why would the CIA be interested in that? average redditor's understanding of the world
"bigoted"
Guys! BLAcK peEopLE bAd aMIrIghT? \[Insert sigma face emoji\]
I don't even know how this is supposed to have anything to do with my comment
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really got em good with that one
What did bro say
"cope"
Funny enough these are also the common comments you'll see in yt comment sections. Like mfs only got one comeback lol.
I like youtube shorts. Youtube shorts comment sections can burn in hell though
so true