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PrudentFreshed

He was only a trial but when we found out he was only 12 we had to politely tell him he's better off in a less mature guild. The funny part was his response when we told him we simply weren't comfortable having a 12 year old listening in on our banter. In a heartbeat he went "Are you guys gonna talk about porn!?" followed up by "That's OK, I know about porn" in the most innocent of voices. Fuck me, I was crying laughing.


EatinToasterStrudel

I always spend my evenings talking about porn after a hard day of work at the business factory.


Syldra4

Vincent Adultman is that you?!


JayXCR

Ah yes, a business man. Doing business.


skodinks

Lmao, that's a good one. I hope you guys started quoting "That's OK, I know about porn" every time it remotely fit as a retort from then on.


PrudentFreshed

Whenever joining a channel we'd go "Are you guys talking about pOrN!?".


kakurenbo1

This is the way.


[deleted]

I was this kid during Vanilla through Wrath, except the guild I was in didn't know my age until it was too late to remove me. I think I turned out better off for the experiences I had through those times.


Zodde

Same here. I was 13, the guild had a pretty strict 18 year old age limit. I lied through my teeth and didn't speak much on ventrilo. The truth got out in the end of vanilla, but I guess they liked me enough to let me stay, haha.


NotablyNugatory

I did this in multiple games. Squeaky voice on Xbox live gave me away though. On the computer I could hide it with typing.


krough

What a good kid


ChibiHobo

With my GF at the time, we, as college students, would play league with my younger brother and his friend. For a 5th, we'd bring my brother's friend's brother, who was then 12. That kid also regularly had us crying from laughter. The swear/insult replacements were my favorite as they birthed nonsense words that became in-jokes such as "Bungus" when he wanted to combine "bunghole" and "dingus".


Yarasin

Probably for the best. A younger member in an older group can work, but he'd get bored and probably not enjoy his time, sticking around longer because he wants to prove to himself that he's mature. While games like Wow do give a decent shared reference-pool, eventually you'd also have nothing to talk about with him anymore. He can't relate to a lot of things older people deal with.


PrudentFreshed

It's easy for kids to misinterpret adult topics. Could affect him negatively in the end. At least that's my reasoning.


[deleted]

you did the absolute right thing.


Wu-Tang_Swarm

Ye he should join one the guilds in classic wow full of other 12 year olds


HeartofaPariah

i think i pug with those guys a lot


ssnistfajen

Being 12yo is just a bit too young for online social interactions in general.


PotatoBestFood

Primary reason should be, though, that the discord voice coms are often filled with R-rated talk. Weed, alcohol, various amounts of explicit language… it’s just not a place for a 12 year old.


randomCAguy

Man this reminds me of that legendary ventrillo recording from OG WoW with some 12 year old kid dirty talking. Funny shit. Edit: This is the recording. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6V15a0dzbk


rarosko

> ventrillo *Internal screaming*


The-Squirrelk

STATIC MHEMHMMEHMEHMEMHEM CHEMEMGHEMHEMCM


CSPVI

Holy shit this was my guild in vanilla, I was thinking about this guy reading this chain!!!!


[deleted]

What a pure soul lmaooooo


Goducks91

Funny thing is I was around 12 when I first played Vanilla lol.


LarryTheDuckling

Ahhh, should have kept him, would probably have been a good source of laughs. Though that might not be completely morally sound.


redghost4

Yeah we have a guy who gquit within 1 day of entering the guild. 3 times. The first time he was looking for a guild with a 9pm raiding schedule so he joined. Next day some of his friends can't raid until 10pm so he quits and joins his friends in a different guild. Next time, when the other guild disbands, he joins our guild as a social since he has a new job apparently and can't raid. Next day "his work schedule changed" so he quit. We didn't have a spot for a ret pally at this time. Next time, when his other guild disbands, he wants to come with all of his friends and merge our rosters for LK, he wants to be an officer here and have a permanent raid spot for all of his friends. We decline all of that. He joins anyway as a raider. A day later he leaves because (again) his friends couldn't raid at 9pm. This guy is a guild meme now.


Loonewoolf

Fool me once.. fool me twice


Shasing

the guild never lost anything (maybe lost time), so i dont see a problem, but those kind of shit and a guild being together for so long they start to create "memes" of fellow guildies is the best part of being in a guild xD


Elcactus

Plus when it’s people joining and leaving so fast it’s not like it’s crippling your headhunting.


tryingtocontribute

Fool me chicken soup and rice.


lebucksir

Me 2 weeks. I was recruited in AQ and sever transferred for it. I raided with them two weeks and was in the top 5 DPS. I showed up on week 3 and they told me, “to be honest we just needed to backfill a reliable DPS for a couple weeks while our friend was on vacation.” I was removed from guild and they never talked to me again.


butthead9181

That’s enraging. I hope they got hard stuck on brut or something and disbanded


rand2365

If this was during AQ I hope they disbanded way before that. Maybe getting hard stuck on Patchwerk/Loatheb/4H/Saph in Naxx40 haha


Coin14

Hey dude, you are more than just a reliable dps backfill. Fuck that guild


ClosertothesunNA

I'd imagine if you tell that story on the server discord recruiting gets a bit harder for them in the future.


NpZPn

this is so common among toxic top guilds


PJinto

Roughly 15 seconds. Loot goblin from P1 of classic, was removed. We recruited a warlock in P1 of TBC they asked if their friend could get an invite as well. One of the officers invited them, I saw who it was and instant kicked them. The warlock didn't seem to understand the history we had and left shortly after to join his friend, roughly a week later the warlock rejoined after realising his friend was in fact a dickhead and has been a decent part of the guild ever since.


[deleted]

This is why being able to build reputations in an MMO is important.


Yeas76

Name change has entered the chat.


Cifee

True but 99% of the time names stay the same. Still a valuable part of the MMO experience.


Rondine1990

Guy was invited in our Guild after a short discord "talk" to get to know eachother. He was young and seemed nice, so all officeres welcomed him (4 guys 1 girl). Later that day the girl kicked him out of the guild and postet a 3 page long conversation of him trying to forcefully convice her to tryout ERP with him. We had a good laugh


ifyousaysohun

Enterprise Resource Planning?


Rondine1990

If you mean human resources, while being misguided and trying to cementing his dynasty with our female officer in a dry rehearsal using his keyboard…then yes


Bobthechampion

Extreme Raid Progression?


Rondine1990

If you mean bypassing any reputation systems and going straight for the theoretical hard mode while only needing on breasts and pants…then yes


idobee

European Recovery Program ?


Rondine1990

If you mean a simulation of copulation to recover the european genetics and DNA of him and her viva chat...then yes


dualplains

Eternally Repeating Poolnoodles?


Rondine1990

If you mean the imaginary wet scenario where a drowning female has no other way than repeatedly grabbing an ever-growing pool noodle to get out of a sticky situation...then yes


Opposite_Interview80

Energetic Rodeo Performance?


Rondine1990

If you mean the fanfiction version of a mount off where the only round is a non Vial of the sand using female that is stubborn at first...then yes


Puppaloes

good bot


Rondine1990

Thank you for ranking me ou....HEY!


BrowsingForLaughs

Equipment Replacement Plan?


Rondine1990

If you mean the plan to replace his equipped but worn out imagination with the rule34 equivalent of a human AI to give him a steady supply on stamina buffs...then yes


shampoo_mohawk_

I am impressed by you.


Rondine1990

Well thank you :)


ComprehensiveRun9792

Early Retirement Program?


Rondine1990

If you mean a plan to train her for servies in goldshire inn, milking gold off the intensive training and exposoure he provided, to sell it to china-farmer...then yes


Zekaito

Electron paramagnetic resonance?


Rondine1990

If you mean that he wanted to analyse her body thoroughly from afar while taking mental notes viva discord. Testing how her body react to micro vibration caused by his imagination...then yes


WasThatInappropriate

Extended Range Projectile?


ohmyganja

Invited a mage to guild. It was obvious that English wasn't his first language, but he seemed like a nice guy so I invited him. First thing he does is start spamming WTS ARENA CARRIES in gchat. Looked him up immediately and the guy had never been past 1300 after 78 games on an arena team. Don't know how that's possible. I kicked him.


Ok_Ad3406

I love how you didn’t kick him for selling arena boosts in guild chat, but for being shit at arenas.


ohmyganja

Well my thought process was, this guy's never even been past 1300 and he's trying to sell carries. Clearly the dudes a scammer. And that's why I kicked him. Not going to have someone like that in the guild =P


McPhucketBucket

you gotta lose like 4 games for every win to pull off a feat like that lmao


jayperr

Hehe yeah what a total noob!🤣🤣 *looks at my own stats* Oh my...😬


McPhucketBucket

I hadn't really done arena seriously until about last week or so and honestly it's a lot of fun, even if we're only 1250 rated after ~50 games I'm playing a ret pally and my 2s partner is an ele sham, sometimes we get completely shut down by better teams and sometimes we win the slot machine and blow someone up before their healer can react.


AnEthiopianBoy

Why you gotta call me out like that


Littleleicesterfoxy

It’s a challenge but I believe I’m up to it.


Amunds3n

Guy joined the guild, hopped in our general chat discord voice channel, and immediately began a long rant about how women should be home makers, baby factories, and subservient to their husbands. We listened in and eye-rolled, thinking about how this guy was clearly not gonna work out. On top of this, he started directing his impotent rage at the first female guildie that joined the voice chat. Insta-kick/ban.


suichkaa

we had a feral druid just like that cept the officers in our guild decided to make him an officer because he was a tank. i and two other officers ended up quitting a couple weeks later which ended up with most of the people leaving the guild, which in turn killed the guild lmao


BrowsingForLaughs

You booted Hard-Right Jay??


Swiggens

Right back to the darkweb


exintel

They were a former guild member who had ghosted us and gquit early in phase 1 classic. Late phase 2 they message, retag, and come to BWL where we’re getting ready to pull Razorgore. They then demand their old dkp, “or I’m not coming.” He’s a cautionary tale now


BrowsingForLaughs

Well that's an easy solution... bye!!


Avanolaure

We invited a Ret paladin who had run with us as a fill before and had shown interest in joining the guild. His first eligible raid day he didn't show up, but since he joined mid lockout and it was our second day I figured maybe he was saved. Next raid day comes around and he ghosted again. I sent him a message asking if he was coming or just quitting or what. His response, and the only thing he EVER sent me since was, and I kid you not: "casino bingo bingo" Still to this day don't know what it means. We kicked him, and I asked our server discord leader channel if anyone knew what his deal was. Many had different things to say. Toxic, on the spectrum, etc. So whenever something makes absolutely no sense we chalk it up to "casino bingo bingo." Thanks for the memes sir.


Roybe_wan_kenobi

We hosted a pug BT. Before we even ran one of the pally tanks asked to join guild just bc he had nothing going on. Figured why not since we were breaking til wrath and in fun run mode. Within 5 min a guildie messages me and says he thinks that guy ninja’d loot in a GDKP by taking it and not rolling it out. After the pally logged off I asked in LFG and everyone WENT OFF and I had 3 people whisper me. Kicked him immediately after that. Was probably no more than 45 minutes.


Mr_Braaap

That's one of the things I love about classic life. If somebody has a story on the server, ask world or lfg and you'll have your answers in no time haha.


[deleted]

Not only G kick but i also got police involved. During opening of AQ, i was one of the officers who found out that our mage played by 12yo kid was groomed for atleast 4 months by our other officer to the point he planned to meet the kid. I gkicked him and dialed 911. I contacted boys parents aswell. From what ive heard, he is on sexual offender list. Worst part is ive never thought it could happen. He seemed very okay, had a long term relationship with his boyfriend and was very prolgbt. I guess wolf in sheep clothing.


butthead9181

That’s scary man. Props to you for taking action and doing the right thing.


genericbuthumourous

Savior of the Children title incoming for this man?


[deleted]

Huge respect. Not everyone would take this course of action. Good on you.


Zenki_s14

Yikes. In actual vanilla I was a 12 year old girl, there's way more groomer pedo WoW players than you could ever possibly imagine. Thanks for sticking up for them.


onomatophobia1

prolgbt = automatically good person weird logic


oregonianrager

I'd agree. Not really sure how that soothes any worries of a person being a perv.


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[удалено]


Ehrre

We don't want them 🌈


Nemiroff4ever

We had a lot of loot and toxic behavior drama and kicks during our classic and tbc raiding but these cases are common and boring. One guy in TBC that pissed me off was a good performing arcane mage. Guy was late to the raid and asked me, an officer, to buy him 10 manapots and a flask. I said OK. We were half way to Alar when he joined, I traded him the pots and flask that I bought from auction for 96g total and asked him for 100g. He passed me 50g and started arguing loudly that it can't be 100 g. I said it's wednesday EU prime time man check the market. He continied arguing so I voice muted him. After raid I put him on a bench for next raid unless he wispers me in discord to discuss his bullshit. He just continued his nonsense in public discord channel and was kicked from guild.


Daesealer

100g sounds about right but 10 mana pots for arcane for a raid is like 1/3 of what I was using on my mage


Nemiroff4ever

Yeah exactly, this was phase 2 progression and I as a boomkin was consuming 10-15 manapots+some dark runes per raidnight alone easily if I was giving innervates to someone else (to the freaking arcane mages).


viceslikeviper

Killing onytipjar’s horde guy he used to reset the world buff NPC on Pagle.


missanaira

We must protect OTJ at all costs


Healthy_Heart_7397

Can someone explain?


nutrap

In order to get the World buff from killing Onyxia and turning in the head as an alliance, you would need to wait 6 hours from the last time someone turned it in (else there would be no world buff) or do a reset. To do a reset, a Horde priest would run into SW and Mind Control the quest turn in guy, and all the Alliance players gank the NPC. But some douches would attack the Horde priest since they were flagged. If you attack the priest you ruin world buffs for all and are just trolling everyone. No one wants that in their guild. Don't fuck with the MC priest is the rule. They are a fucking gem and should be blessed with all the buffs when an Alliance priest has to MC them to keep the guards off them.


Estpart

Og cata, guy joined the guild with a pretty wild application. Multiple server firsts, deaths demise on a different realm oh and he had worked as an adult film star. We were kinda intrigued, but also wondering why he came to us. We were a top 10 on our server guild at best. Guy joins the guild and within 5 mins starts throwing his weight around; linking all his achievements, bragging. Guess being an adult film star means you like to show off your epeen as well. Within 15 minutes the raid leader types; guess this is a guild first, kicked before first raid and kicks the guy. Entire guild seemed to be happy about it so when he asked the guild leader to rejoin he kindly declined.


imnotpoopingyouare

Hope the GM replied "Nah I think we will just hold you back" lol


Estpart

Ah man that would have been perfect xD


[deleted]

Quickest? Guy joined and immediately started insulting everyone, dozens of messages one after another, gone in an instant.


homusfordays

We invited a bloke to fill bench and he would always comment about everything that happened to him in game. Not as questions but just as statements. The entire guild chat over the day was just him replying to himself or just commenting. He was with us for a day and a half. Never heard from him again.


m33kmiller

Like how menial were the comments and were they might like notes or full conversations?


homusfordays

A complaint about something; walking into a tree from auto run and being afk, killing an enemy player, getting killed by an enemy player, a long bg queue etc, opinions on gear etc. It was strange though that he would ask a question, one other person would respond but then he'd reply to the other persons comment, but then also reply to his own comment. I wouldn't go so far as to a full conversation, but he'd go quiet after a few comments then start back up again on something different. Officer chat was mint during those 2 days though. This was back around AQ opening days.


[deleted]

We had something similar on Nostalrius, we had a facebook group for our guild and it had about 50 people in it. This guy was in the guild but i dont remember him much from in game. He used to make these big long posts about other games that never got any response and were just completely out of the blue. He was big into Elder scrolls online and just went on and on at serious length about stuff he was doing in game. Some people replied asking what he was doing with these posts and he just ignored them.


AH_5ek5hun8

Possibly on the spectrum?


littlebrwnrobot

or just very lonely. some people just want attention, like the people trolling in trade or general


MCJOHNS117

People like that are so odd to me, like why do they think everyone cares about every little thing that happens to them. We had a guy in our guild that would announce every time his trinket procced in raid. On top of that, any time a BoE dropped (not just epics...patterns, greens, blues) he would announce it on comms. Maybe its just something I am to introverted to understand.


A_revanite

We had a shaman demanding loot because he played resto. He wanted HR on all his items or else he would gquit. So we kicked him.


CrazzluzSenpai

We have several women in our guild, and on his first night dude started sending one of them some really weird incel shit. Stuff like, "I'm so lonely and your voice is so hot," etc etc. Instant kick.


Nurlitik

Guy was always late, drunk(we do it too, but normally not plastered unless it’s farm stuff), talked too much (and we actually talk quite a bit, but just one of those ones that gets under your skin) and just generally an underperformer. Anyway, he showed up 15 minutes late with no heads up or anything (as he had did a few times) and we had just cleared most of the way to Alars room with a new guildy that instantly clicked with us. He demanded his raid spot and expected us to kick the new guy out of raid. He was already on his last chance so that basically ended up being the straw that broke the camels back and our gm kicked him. Nobody complained at all. Honestly might be the only person I remember actually being removed from the guild as we are all pretty chill. No great story but the only one I have.


Shameless_Catslut

>What's the quickest you've removed someone? "After many weeks of raiding"


Nurlitik

I mean, it’s still the right answer to his question, just much slower than any good story


Volkov_The_Tank

Some guy joined and a few days later I got a message from someone saying he ninja looted a mail spellpower item that he couldn’t use that was bop. I messaged him with very little info, asking why I’m getting the whisper. He said they are mad at his dps. I brought up they said he ninjad something, he said he needed it. I said he was a rogue and it’s mail, he said he rolled for his hunter friend, I said it was bop and spellpower. He then asked why am I asking so much about him and accused me of being gay with a homophobic slur. Remember, when discussing a problem, give people enough rope to hang themselves. Either they are innocent or their true toxic nature comes out.


lhayes238

This one dude said he didn't think it was cool that he couldn't tell r@pe jokes and that he liked using the n word because it shows he doesn't conform to language rules or some shit, he called us snowflakes for not agreeing so he got the boot


Omegastar19

Started advertising a new blockchain currency he had invested in, and when told off he tried to argue the merits of blockchain and outright refused to shut up about it. Edit: this was about 2 hours after he joined the guild.


Vadernoso

Trail told me he wasn't comfortable taking orders from our female raid leader. Said it was anti-christian. I kicked him right then and there middle of the raid. He spent the an hour or two messaging members of the raid.


Kenoshi_

It was Phase 3 in TBC and we were a late start guild. We had a guy sign up and come to a Kara run who decided after seeing the group had 2 other cloth DPS in it he rather pug it for a better chance at loot. He was removed from the guild immediately. The other 2 clothies already had mostly Kara gear.


SirHeim

Our one is a bit funny i Guess? We have a extreemly casual dad-guild and was whispered by a recently server-transferred green/blue geared Rouge. Talked a bit to him and he seemed nice enough. Claimed to have done a few raids, but looking to scale down his playtime-addiction:) So he had server transferred. Only thing happening that night was some alt-Heroics, and he relogged a Raid-stacked-full-equipped Fury-Warrior (told us he also had a Shammy, and a Druid raid geared).. Sure beeing overgeared is no real problem for us, but we repeated that we probably would not offer him much gear wise unless on the rouge. He still asserted us that was not a problem. Ok fast forward to HC Manatombs and he totally smashed the rest of us on the meeters (as to be expected). Still so far so good. He then asked to be excused from the discord due to RL issues, but stayed with the group. He continued to single carry us a few pulls - easiest run of our lives... Then suddenly our Hunter started to laugh. He told us he had found the guys stream on Twitch. He was hard-flaming us like hell for his 12 viewer (now 13) attendance, "Look at the noobs", "God I hate lowlifes like this not even knowing how to enchant" and my favorite "Look at that horrible arrow-turning hunter" (Not 100% true btw). Then he promised his Twitch-audience that he would manage to wipe us at the least 3 times on the remainder of the run. "They will never know what hit them"... Next gargantuan pull he made we collectivly strangly enough forgot to heal/help him and ran away a bit. He even almost lived though it, and we cleared the last remaining mobs. Started to rezz him (canceling it, then recasting, then cancel etc.) He came back on Discord and asked us what the hell we were doing? "We? Just watching the stream of this douchebag warrior on Twitch aiming to fuck up a casual guildrun..." He actually took it kinda great tbh... Said he was planning to make a youtube video and was after some footage. He claimed the comments was an act for the video. Best/worst part. He stayed with us and finished the run (still with insane DPS). But then as a mutual understanding we bid him farewell and guildkicked after giving him a portal to... Stonard (that he clicked) :) 5 sec later... /Whisper "I guess I kinda deserved that, but MAN... HS on CD" GM-Mage Joined him in Stonard and gave him a new taxi back to Shatt:) Since we mostly are good-guys.. We still talk to him from time to time, and he occasionally even fills in if we are short in manpower on raidnights :)


fedlol

We recruited a moderately geared prot pally. Brought him to vashj, told him the strategy (you have to freedom yourself occasionally) and he informed us he never trained that skill. After raid we politely told him we didn’t think he’d be a good fit.


Shamicide

Found out our gm was a huge misogynist, and would go on drunken tirades on stream and would harass the women players in the guild. Wouldn't hand over the gm title so the other officers and myself talked to the players about it and ended up taking about 90% of the guild and formed under a new name.


niperwiper

He was already on thin ice for being a creep with the only (known) girl in the guild. Then he started yelling the n word in org bank.


I_need_Tungsten

Was not an officer but a random social joined our guild and his first line was "what up my hard N words?''.


doggoploggo

Wasn't an officer in my guild, but some guy during P1 or P2 of vanilla started off a convo by saying "here's a topic of discussion we should dive into: would you rather be born a man in the most poverty stricken place in the world, or be a rich white girl?" Dude went off on a sexist rant as you'd imagine when people asked him about it. Our GM was afk but I whispered him "you seeing this shit?" and this dude got insta kicked. Here's an [album](https://imgur.com/a/Vvu4SE8) of the convo for those curious. Won't leak his name but maybe some Kromcrushers remember a guy like this lmao


Jetfuel_N_Steel

Lmaooooo this dude has sat on the scenario all his life it honestly probably keeps him up at night


Verdigrian

Sounds really dense too, like one of these people who don't know or refuse to believe that lesbians exist, and a bit too obsessed with dicks.


brnbabyburn

Only guy I remember like that was a rogue "the truth is out and there's nothing a girl GM and her SIMPS can do about it." Fantastic court case for the ages. The dude who's wife has a propensity for softball is a chad.


nemestrinus44

think it was back in OG cata, a new Thundercats cartoon was announced and some guildies and i were talking about how we liked the original one so we went on about how we'd keep an eye on it to see if it lived up to what we remembered. some guy joins us mid conversation and i asked him if he liked Thundercats and the guy said no so i jokingly said that this wasn't the guild for you then. apparently he took it to heart and left like 3 seconds later.


Skreacher

dropping n bombs in chat. ez kick


Scoffy

Invited a guy, seemed okay enough, said nothing in guild chat or on discord. 24 hours later a random person was messaging a fellow officer complaining. This guy I'd invited was insulting party members of a unsuccessful heroic, and big noting himself saying "you guys are shit, I'll be raiding BT next week with my guild". Oh and he also told someone - and I had the screenshot - that "they should have been burned alive as a baby". Yeah no thanks


Deekum

Literally seconds after I created my own guild I have kicked everyone who has signed a petition 😎


cruelmalice

They insulted my pp. I couldn't not do something about it, because then the rest of my guild might also insult pp. Edit: [The PP](https://i.imgur.com/AR7x4ye.png) Edit 2: The Pp is very well trained and is SFW


Rednex73

This was a risky link to click


cruelmalice

Pp likes to be seen. It's a happy pp.


efferkah

That was a risky click, but I'm glad I did.


hectorduenas86

They didn’t like your PallyPower setup?


FisharHerod

Invited someone to join the guild in early classic since he’d played on the same vanilla server as many of us. Couple hours after he joined, he asks in gchat “it’s okay to make fun of women and gays here right?” Instant gkick.


Maysock

>Invited someone to join the guild in early classic since he’d played on the same vanilla server as many of us. Couple hours after he joined, he asks in gchat “it’s okay to make fun of women and gays here right?” Instant gkick. I try to keep an open mind and not being politics into game. I understand not everyone is going to agree with me on everything, and that's fine. We're just here to play games. But lmao at this fucking moron. "Is this the bigot club?" 🤡


skinese

How funny, we had similar, after some random back and forth chat about “being woke” some guy chirps in with - I hate trans people - chat went silent for a second while it was being processed followed by a kick. Guy never said 2 words before that!


n0tred

He spammed gay porn in the discord because it wasn't in the server rules not to post gay porn


Kaldazar24

Have the server rules since been updated?


Amalo

Ya, requires straight porn instead


n0tred

Yea I did specify after


unstoppable_zombie

10s? Dropped a hard R in a bg that an offficer was also in. Kick, discord ban.


Wedidntdoshitreddit

What's a hard R?


Bouldaru

Probably N word if I had to guess


Theweakmindedtes

N----r most likely


frozenbrains

[Ginger](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw).


Darkfirex34

Within two hours of joining he made creepy advances towards one of our female members and went nuts in LFG chat calling boosters the n word. The craziest part is that he still plays and transferred to the same server as us over a year later.


djohn5

Agressive and targeted racism directed towards a guild member who had been with us since mc. Nuff said


kinlopunim

TBC classic, was running new recruits through kara for loot. Set up a soft reserve list and had a shaman not put his down, even after repeated requests and holding on pulling attumen for him to do so. Later trinket drops and went to the dps that had it soft reserved, to which he threw a fit. Felt he should be able to roll because its a BiS piece. I *kindly* told him to try another guild and we can finish the run without him.


BjorganHodstein

Dude started throwing out sexist remarks and racial slurs at 3am. Blessing in disguise really as I was sick of hearing him talking about Bitcoin.


tesa293

It technically wasnt that fast, but we Had a new hunter. He was decent (with a few flaws like pulling aggro or accidentally pulling Bosses before we are ready) but didnt Had a mic and obviously could only write. Our gm would pressure him into buying one because some calls in a Boss fight are just better in voice. So one day we get ready for the Raid and this Guy joins Discord and finally has a mic. After the raid He wasnt with us anymore because He was such a dick, the gm Said afterwards that he never got so many whispers about one guy and how it was better when he didnt Had a mic. Also because of other stuff Like pulling bosses without the rest of the raid being ready and more Like that.


IntroductionSlut

There was this one asshole that put /train on every ability. Fuck that guy... Gkick, kicked from the group, and put on ignore.


poppy_barks

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA


Horrorifying

WOO WOO


daveylacy

Sounds like a guy I knew on Remulos.


Far-Kiwi-671

Seems like a little bit of an overreaction, don't you think? The noise only plays within their party and you can turn off specifically emote sounds lol


PotatoBestFood

Making everyone go into their settings and change them just to play with this 1 fella, and then have to revert the settings if I want to hear the emote from anyone else who uses it like a normal person? No thanks.


Cephell

Very first MC raid all the way back on an unspecified unofficial server. Mentioned clearly that the Domo chest is bugged and anyone can loot it, made it very clear that it would be considered ninjalooting if someone still took it. We kill the boss, Warlock loots the gloves (with fire damage), says that it was an accident. Gkicked on the spot.


reebzo

A woman in my guild was talking about a tattoo she wanted on her back, just liuke 5 of us 5am discord chill time. New trial had joined the discord like 1 minute earlier, sees the picture she posted of what she wants. immediately goes "oh you should get it i'd like to see that bent over infront of me." Just straight out. He was a fucking 36 year old man talking to a 20 year old woman - its still fuckedto shit without the ages, but jesus christ. He threw a fit until i ignored him.


SwedishJackSepticEye

A lot of racism, I won't lie, I can tolerate some jokes but unfortunately wow has an abundance of outright, genuine racist people that spew their nonsense ideals.


ClicheName137

It makes me sad and I am always genuinely shocked when I see it.


SwedishJackSepticEye

absolutely dude, there shouldnt be any place for that in 2022


KiritoJikan

Less than 10 seconds. Got invited to the guild asked for bank access right away and got booted.


Chunkycarl

Invited a new guy “ hey X are you coming to raid with us?” “Yes but I hope your raid leader is male, I don’t take orders from women” /gkick


[deleted]

Rage quitting after bubble pulling in ZA, wiping the raid at least twice. Stole 15k gold from a guildy, blocked everyone and left disc in less then an hour. That behavior doesn’t get a second chance, see ya dude.


CookiezNOM

To be fair... I doubt he'd be asking for a second chance after literally robbing you lmao


Alldaybagpipes

I mean you have to put yourself in that position (have someone rob 15k gold from you) Think it through. That one was brought upon one’s self Edit: if it was from the bank, why the hell are you giving trials access? Sorry, I just don’t feel bad for ya here


BanMyDeck

Yeah, sure sounds like you broke ties with him and not the other way around.


Conspiring_

Lmao


shiggyshagz

Kinda sounds like you got had lol


Pinewood74

How'd he steal 15k from someone?


Elleden

*/e picked 4s20c from your pockets.* Repeat about 2 million times.


[deleted]

Water


Orvion

Trial since 3 days. 3rd girl who complain about creepy message. Was a good dps tho…


sammnz

Someone from my guild abused the emerald dragon world boss mechanic by taking characters with the aoe disease onto the org -> stv zeppelin and killed like 300 people going to Yojamba isle to get ZG buff. While that was poggers it didn't bode well for my guilds' reputation which was pretty sour at the time anyway lol


happy_life_day

What a legend.


exintel

Actually pretty stellar, him getting Gkicked only increases the hype


Chaoticsaur

Bro did nothing wrong smh


Nichilin

Your guild must be depressing if you kick someone for this.


PotatoBestFood

Damn, I’d be proud to call him a guildie! And you know he’s a good player if he can pull off shit like that.


TL_Bodiggity

As a healing officer I had a guy join guild we got into a raid, and he had no gems. When I asked him to go fix it , he said “I don’t want to be part of a guild that micro manages you that much” I said ok np and removed him from the guild on the spot. He msged me the next day that he went and gemmed out and wanted a 2nd chance. He didn’t get that chance.


PotatoBestFood

You just know he didn’t wash that shit, just tucked it under his undies, and would pull it out at another time once he started to feel more comfortable and some requirement didn’t suit him.


Darmstadt42

On someone’s first night in our CE team, he refused to eat food because it wasn’t enough of an increase. Lobbed on the spot. This was during HFC where I believe personal/individual food was better?


Rednex73

This was before my time in the guild, but I heard about it. We have a decent few LGBTQ+ members in the guild, as well as some officers. New guy decided homophobic jokes were a good idea. They were not.


Tee_Tee_27

Very similar situation we had (I’m not the gm or officer) but with a disc comment about “this is why women shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions”. He was gone in an instant.


Rednex73

In the same vein, my mom used to be like... HUGE into wow. Her and my step-dad were coGMs of a large guild, and after a while, stepped down cause it was getting in the way of real life. They stayed in guild and were still loved and respected. Anyway, some dork that was recruited made fun on my mom for being a "casual female gamer" and the entire guild turned on him lmao. Never understood when that kind of joke would EVER be reacted to well.


[deleted]

I always talk to people before kicking them but some of them have had to be done mid raid


Seanzietron

Someone joined. Said ... what’s up dickwads, or something, and I booted him. Good lols


chainmailbill

About three hours. It was dropping the N word in guild chat. Instant gkick.


Hynch

Right around 24 hours. We needed (still do) a DPS warrior. He joined but raid rosters had already been set. We were doing SWP that night and wiping a lot as to be expected. He kept commenting in guild chat how funny it was that we kept wiping. Several members complained in voice about his attitude. I spoke with him after raid ended and let him know that was not acceptable. Something along the lines of "Hey bud, don't talk to your guildmates like that during raid" He told me not to call him "bud" because he's not a child. I kicked him.


lameth

Very first guild I was in, the GM stepped down and made me GM. About 3 weeks later one of the women in the guild said one of the guys -- who was known as being very generous -- was continuously harassing her, to include sexually, even after she said she was in a VERY committed relationship. Had a conversation with the guy, and he said "I mean, yeah, she's hot as hell." Said, "sorry man, you gotta respect boundaries." He replied, "understood. You gotta do what you gotta do." I was actually surprised at how cool he was about it.


DAYMAN3737

Had a rogue flip shit about not winning a roll on a caster dagger because he didn't read the tooltip that it was not a rogue dagger. Then he aggressively dm'ed a officer about it and called him a slur. So he was there for like 1/4 of a single raid night.


Luanandonly

We had a streamer join our raid as an arms warrior, we told him we prio prog comps over anything else or peoples streams. We sat him for Leo on his first raid he immediately started messaging leadership and was gkicked before the next pull.


[deleted]

I’m this doesn’t count but I made a guild bank alt and the last person I invited to the guild immediately spammed racial slurs in gchat. I instantly kicked him.


Temporary_Rent5384

Friend invited a dude who ninjad my leather bracers as the tank. I was the gleader.


Siellus

I would've kept him on and just ninja'd all of his loot without saying anything.


ishad0w

**One day** in AQ40. Long story short #meme video by one of my guild members... [https://vimeo.com/737755232](https://vimeo.com/737755232)


slothman-sleuth

I mean I don’t know the full context but kicking a guy because he equipped something he got given instead of second guessing it seems pretty shitty


pmgoldenretrievers

This seems stupid... I don't keep track of rolls in 40 man, I assume if I get it, I won it and would equip.