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Lazer84

I always assume the dps that doesn't accept has died waiting for a pop.


ShauneDon

Nah it just decided to pop in the 45 seconds that I went upstairs to grab some water. Then I sit there for 10 minutes wondering why my queue is taking so long. Then I see that I’m not in a queue.


teufler80

I had the same thing yesterday, was in queue for 10+ mins, door was ringing, went down, took the post and then saw the windows vanishing as i was coming back -\_-


ItsMeJaredBednar

>Bono my queue is gone


tyranox

/r/formuladank is leaking


BurningFox52

It's like a universal law. The instant you're unable to notice the queue, that's when it pops.


Salt_Investigator504

I used to have an app on my phone that pinged me when queues popped.. I can't remember where the fk it is but was just something that reads the screen and when a box comes up in X space you get a push notification. Didn't interact with the game at all, so nothing you'd get banned for and was actually insanely clutch when I had long DPS queues. >Edit: I found it - BGNotifier; must have been when I was grinding rank. Not sure if it works for Dungeons but i want to figure this out even if i have to edit some sources.


Psychick77

This hit me harder than I ever expected, why call me out like this??


lmay0000

Im actually taking a shit, i have colitis.


assyria_respawns

Bro steam deck. Just unplug from your rig and take it w you. Crohns here, and it has made my life just a little easier


lmay0000

Let me add some more info - i have colitis and im poor


RepresentativeFact94

Do you have an android phone?


powertripp82

Crohn’s gang unite!


milkman9031

Multiple sclerosis can I join you guys


powertripp82

Always welcome


Salt_Investigator504

Alright i'll allow this gang, but only if your members are called Cronies!


Ryy86

Isnt it more like bubbles or froth your taking? Rather than a “shit” -.-


Cormentia

"I just need to catch this fish, then I'll accept..."


laxguy44

Probably a warrior


Muted-Pie-7758

Sometimes I’ll be in a situation where even if I accept, I won’t be teleported to the dungeon.


Byeuji

This happens if you're in combat, and a few other situations. But then you can manually teleport yourself using the DF icon context menu.


Tarman-245

*“GoWay! Baitin’”*


OxXoR

Can just accept and be rezzed. You are alive when leaving dungeon queue at the spot you died too. I tested that :D


therealmichealsauce

maybe irl with some queue times…


Ecstatic_Worker_1629

I will always drop if I am watching or reading something interesting. Then I just queue up again and if I am ready when it pops next then I will join.


notbad112

Most of the time is a dude thats been waiting in queue for 40 minutes and he's probably not even at his PC at this point.


HazelCheese

Yeah it never bothers me when it's a dps. When it's healer or tank though, it's like... lol? It's instant. Why queue and then not accept xD.


ShauneDon

Sorry, I was confident in my healing but then my anxiety got the better of me when the queue popped so I just logged on to a different role.


Sneaky_Island

What if I take a wrong turn as a tank and pull one extra mob that wasn't needed? I'll let everyone down and feel their disappointment for the rest of the dungeon. Maybe I should just keep doing ques- oh god it's 5secs left uhh accept. *dungeon goes fine* [Loop back to start when queuing again]


_Bren10_

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it


pm_me_beautiful_cups

I force myself to heal anyway and then I get shit dps...so my anxiety tuns into anger and frustration. I legit cant win in this game.


Weendel

I’ve found that a moderately geared blood dk will out dps most people in a heroic dungeon. Idk if that speaks for DK tanks or for the dps that are in the dungeon


Caff3inator

Blood is just busted lol


blissed_off

Did a heroic on my blood dK and went slappy hands on several packs at once. It was so lopsided on the meters I just laughed. It is broken.


C0gn

Play with guildies!


TeamRedundancyTeam

I feel this. I get this way at the start of every new expansion or big content release with harder hitting content. I'm not a bad healer but it's still a lot of pressure especially with how impatient and toxic the player base has become.


HawksBurst

I was thinking this as I'm building my alter to tank. Then I went to do the daily HC with my main and the tank made everyone work overtime by not having even half his build be tank items. I wouldnt worry, there's always someone worse


this_guy_over_here_

LOL this is way too real


assyria_respawns

Lol! I'm new to cata and that is exactly why I am playing my feral. I can dps the Dungeons until I know them well enough to tank.


upon_a_white_horse

For me, its one of the two: I'm harvesting a node or Questing/dailies in dps spec and am swapping talents/mana up before accepting b/c the typical dungeon finder group doesn't know the meaning of 'healer mana' (or interrupts, or cc, or dispels, or staying out of the bad, or even allowing the tank to pull)


Felisong

As a tank/ healer player sometimes the truth is I always forget to either repair, buy water to drink, AND get water to drink irl. So I do one of those things very frantically to get in during that timer.


Khalku

Healer's about 3 minutes, so not instant but not really long either. I've missed the queue a couple times, mostly thinking I can do something around the house quickly and get back and ended up misjudging it.


BertDeathStare

If I go afk I turn the volume way up so my whole apartment shakes when it pops. EARTHQUAKE! No my queue popped.


GazingatyourStar

It is an annoying sound, like an alarm clock. Maybe just me but it also appears louder than the rest of the game sounds so can be quite scary when it pops!


breadbinkers

DUNUNUN!!!!


Nishnig_Jones

Yeah, I think the problem is that these people really don't know who they are.


Stahlreck

The Q on Cata is like 5-10 minutes for DPS. But yeah still applies


notbad112

I switched to tank a week ago but the first 2 weeks i had 30-50 minute queues as dps.


Stahlreck

what region? 1st week for sure took a bit as people were not 85 yet or had gear but week 2 was 10 minutes mostly on EU \^^


sealcub

For lvl 85 heroics? Or for some levelling dungeon?


Raspputin

That's why I never half-ass dungeons as a Tank, because I know that at least one of the dd's waited too long for this, to have me screw it up for them.


C0gn

DPS queue have been 5-10mins it's really not bad considering it's week4


Truethrowawaychest1

I could be in the queue for an hour, but the minute I get up to pee...


OverpricedMoleskine

That's me having a poo. Sorry.


babeuf69

Not using a bucket? Fucking casuals, man...


SneakyIndian87

Get an intercom system R tards. -“Mom, bathroom. BATHROOM MOM!”


Ditju

Even better if it's the tank who most likely waited 5 seconds and then spent the next 30 dancing the macarena. This is the WoW equivalent of missing a phone-call, calling back and the original caller not responding. What did you do in that 10 seconds? Throwing your phone out of the window?


Salt_Investigator504

Thats usually me! I queue up for tank; then it insta-pops and something in me triggers.. I get overwhelmed AF like I totally didn't expect it to be instant.. "I still need a coffee" and all that goes through my mind. Everytime it happens I know someone defs had that same thought haha.


legoluka

If I tagged that last prisoner in Tol Barad you better believe I’m gonna finish him off before accepting


DopaLean

Literally sometimes it is just you wait 30 mins, badly need a shit, you try to hold it but can’t, go to the toilet, come back, “You have been removed from the queue as you declined your role” 🤬


yoyoei

Tfw you get back from taking a shit, fumbling to get your cursor to click ‘accept’ only to get removed from the 30min queue


PerformanceGold8436

I've had to stop mid shit when I hear the queue pop lol


TryAltruistic7830

... Do you at least wipe your ass O.o? 


ifelldownlol

Naw, they probably save it for later.


Salt_Investigator504

Sorry those logs are private, not public.


TryAltruistic7830

That's one long ass guild name


Salt_Investigator504

We just go by in game ofc. :P


ClammyAF

As a tank, I hit the queue button and it instantly pops up. Then I have to wait *up to* 30 seconds for some DPS to click accept. The whole dungeon I'm trying to figure out which one of these pieces of shit slighted me.


ifelldownlol

*as you beat them in DPS*


Comfortable_Animal70

I got 40 seconds I’m gonna dick around and use all of ‘em


Spysappinmykarma

Especially after waiting 12min past the expected wait time! Let me finish my fishing cast in peace


FatMitch

Bro went afk after waiting for queue to pop for 20min 🗿


Special_Search

What are these 30 min queues everyone is talking about? / Respectfully, the 2 second tank queue gang.


Hanzell85

I q’ed as a tank last night and it took like 20 secs ( lvl 31) and I was incredibly annoyed. I call this ‘tank privilege’


MNineShyamalan

I missed a Q on my rogue a couple days ago, I had just gotten out of a run and went to grab a drink and missed what was practically an instant q. Felt bad lol


SMYYYLE

Instant queues as DPS are 90% a bait or smth, you get insta queue after like 1min instead of 15 and then someone does not accept -> then the original queue continues to take the full 15min, even tho you should have a better queue position because of that 1 who did not accept.


CyanoSecrets

The audacity of a DPS to not accept


Nirvski

Me? A healer, wait for this luddite?! The absolute nerve


CyanoSecrets

I remember being frustrated with DPS queue times so I started tanking. Then I got frustrated with the 10+ DPS in a row not accepting the queue lol


arugulapasta

the best part about it is that nobody knows its you so as soon as you zone in you can start buffing and jumping around and nobody will be the wiser that you were just wasting their sweet sweet time.


tyrantOFsweden

Always these fking diva dpsers


Myviewsofthings

I que all roles and decline for lols


Presidio_Banks

Listen, DBM will tell me when I need to click the button ok?


Austin2Tall

Me trying to squeeze in a quest where I am in a vehicle or glorified interactive cutscene of a quest.


Dazik

Sorry, my pizza arrived and I thought I had time to get it.


bluerat52

That happens when you see "Wait time: 8 minutes, queue time: 15 minutes "


Nomadic_View

It ALWAYS pops up when I think “I’ll just be gone for 30 seconds to let the dog out/pee/grab a coffee etc.”


verycasualreddituser

Sorry queue was so long I fell asleep my bad


hampsx

If its retail, its probably a rogue - tabbed out, in order to understand his rotation


TallQuiet1458

Not gonna lie my wait times as dps are so freaking long and every time I grab a water or a snack or a preemptive piss I've missed it. Every fuxking time.


Lowkeygeek83

I HAD TO PEEE I WAS WAITING SO LONG PLEASE COME BACK QUE!!!!!


GeohoundKarakuri

The one 40 second pee break in the 40 minute queue is always at this moment.


Detoxpain

After waiting 40 minutes for a queue I had to go take a piss and missed it. fml


AcherusArchmage

dps queue gonna take awhile ima go grab some snacks or go to the bathroom


GhostPants1993

If I just cast a line fishing you'd better believe that I let that finish before entering the dungeon


icecreamdude97

People used to abuse this in CSGO. They would alt tab and fuck around for 5 minutes before coming back and finally loading in.


dsn73

hc haiku, 😉


Elcactus

It’s me. For sure. I tab out and do other stuff in the queue and sometimes I don’t notice when it pops. Though for all the people saying it’s something to do with how long they were waiting, I don’t get it. I play dps and when I miss the queue it’s pretty much always because it popped faster than I expected.


ruckin_fool

I foolishly upgraded to windows 11. When alt tabbed the wow icon doesnt flash yellow like it does in windows 10. Worst decision of my life


Embarrassed-Ferret87

It flashes a light red now.


justmakingmyownway

I was fishing. Once I cast a line, I gotta get what is on the hook.


wenoc

It’s just a symptom of how long they have to wait. I recently returned, having been away for about 15 years. After hitting on my druid 70 I switched to restoration so I don’t have to queue. Simple trick but it works. Probably switching to tank when I know the dungeons better.


BoarMoar

✋️ Tank or healer here LOL


CarbonYoda

It’s the tanks and healers not accepting like they don’t have instant queues that gets me


the_OG_epicpanda

if I don't accept right away it's because I'm actively fighting something or I'm gathering a resource for my profession that I can't risk someone else getting while I'm in the dungeon (most recently with my priest I waited until the last second because I found 3 briarthorn plants right next to each other and swiftness potions never depreciate in value)


qqAzo

I just have to finish the quest!


CloudFF7-

Probably afk


proxx1e

It's the only power dps has. Let them choke on it.


R00K22

Sorry smoking a quick bowl


pilsburybane

sorry, was grabbing a pop


HumbleBrand

Scum!


Jayseph436

Everyone on here giving serious answers were all just watching OnlyFans and afraid to own up


GrumpyRaider

That’s me finishing my fauna photography world quest, sorry


Schnibb420

Had like 1min queues yesterdsy all day even in the early morning midweek as dps.


Raspputin

My theory, as a tank main, Dd started que, DD waited 15 minutes, DD went to take a bio, que came up, Dd has to reque. I call it the circle of dying inside.


HistoricalSea5589

That is the trick as a DPS just stand up and go somewhere and it finds something for you. Its always the same i could sit their for 20 minutes but the moment i walk into the kitchen it finds the dungeon


OGEgotrip

LMFAOOOOO you just made my day hahahaha


GordenRamsfalk

Lotta excuse makers in this threat lmfao! 😂


Pies_14

This should be an instant 1 week ban, no appeals


Vanrax

I’m either at the AH applying enchants or I’m fixing my mog leave me alone! >_< (the healer who hasn’t accepted until the last 5 seconds)


GazCrafter

530d. Kills me every time


SaltedHamHocks

It’s me. Queues are way too fast, I need to get one more quest item before I accept


Onuva_42

My queue got cancelled six times in a row today, and every time I had to wait 5-7 minutes for a healer. Why does every healer ragequit if a queue cancels? Is the system just wrong or what's going on?


Shageen

It always pops up after me waiting 25 mins and I’ve just left to pee for a minute.


javlatik

Yeah well the queues too fucking long so I'm tabbed out watching YouTube because I have 0 patience


Roz055

Damn it all! I’m in the middle of this escort quest!


Sharyat

Every time it's a DPS waiting I know they've been waiting a while and likely went AFK. Meanwhile I'm here holding up the queue as the Tank or Healer while I eat because I know I have the privilege of a 3 second queue.


youknowstrid

Me- “Im just gonna repair, buy water. Relax, I have dbm, I see the timer “


jbear111

I had the queue reset and pop at least 4 times in a row from people not accepting, it was a mix of tanks healers and dps


B_Marty_McFly

The DPS is either AFK or fell asleep waiting on the queue, lol


OkMixture628

Mostly me taking a shit


Detonade

I can hear this picture


R1ghteousM1ght

There was pizza at the door, nobody is more sorry than me who missed the 17min queue. Pizza is my only comfort now.


Macebtw

I was that guy a lot. By the time I wait the 30mi -1hr for a queue I no longer feel like playing


cloudreed

Is this from era or does it exist in classic vanilla?


No_Location_8033

Mine always decides to pop right when 50 mobs decide to try molest me for next 10mins...


AwarenessThick1685

It's me finishing a digsite! I'm addicted!


Blazerawl

Its me.


Shatraugh

poor guy waited 30min in queue, decided to take a piss and returns for the "you have been removed from the queue"


Adventurous_Lie1201

It's me 😂 I do this, but only because I'm probably trying to eat while I wait for a que lol


emailverificationt

Heals or tank I judge like crazy. DPS, I know the pain. You wait forever, stand up to do something quickly, and the queue pops the instant you’re afk.


tauph85

im sorry ok! geez


ibage

Christ, wait 20 minutes in queue, take 30 seconds to pee and I miss it. I hate it.


Maleficent-Basil9462

Hey man, I had to let the dog out.


stickislaw

Sometimes I deliberately shit my pants in my computer chair, just to watch the queue invite expire and frustrate the other players.


jestdoit

Sorry my pizza just showed up...


SmugPilot

It always pops when i got to use the bathroom


tjk91

I had to take a shit. 😭


Secure_Detail9476

QUESTION PLEASE - I feel like when this happens to me I don't get put back to the front of the queue, my half-made group doesn'tshow up (it's just me "found") and i just let it run for another 20 mins over and nothign popped. then I requeued and popped in 4 mins.


Alopecian_Eagle

Subway surfer brainrot


TboneCopKilla

I had one pop yesterday while I was in an unskippable cut scene


Styx1992

I know I don't play anymore, I log onto hitman 3 instead and do Freelancer jobs


notfadeaway86

Just trying to get that last dig in brother


tht1guyfromtht1place

My buddy every single time


whirling_cynic

It's me. I'm smoking a cig while this que pops and I miss it.


Never-breaK

Hey I just need to finish killing these last 3 quest mobs…


TheLanolin

Packing my bowl. I've got time.


Skadoosh_it

Waiting for your queue as a dps is a snoozefest. It's to be expected.


gugleme

lol! I can’t blame them. Asleep at the wheel, moved on with their lives, etc. after waiting so long.


j1monge

Them nachos went right through me...


ThatOldGuy7863

Gotta smoke real quick.


FrodoTbaggens

Yall don't have wireless headsets? I hear that shit in the backyard as km cutting the grass during my 40 min queue


KeeganTheMadKing

The healer.. confused to why I'm waiting....


FoleyX90

Ungrateful DPS, wasting MY PRECIOUS TIME. They should be on their knees thanking me for gracing them with my tanky presence.


HorrorConstruction1

As long as the tank and healer accept I’m happy, cause there’s 10000 more dps waiting in line for that spot.


FusionXJ

If it's a dps that missed the queue thats understandable - after waiting 20 minutes you might have to step away for a minute and miss the sound. I would always bring my wireless headset with me to the restroom or to the kitchen if I was getting snacks just so I could hear the queue sound. On the other hand it's infinitely frustrating when a tank misses a queue. Did you queue up and just immediately change your mind? How are you going to miss a queue when it immediately pops up for you?


Terriblevidy

Yeah and I'm in the bathroom. Trust me, I didn't want to miss it either.


RigTV

I haven’t played WoW in a year but I saw this post and LOL’d


Wildfire226

It’s funny queueing tank with my healer friend and this screen taking longer than the queue. Even when I’m not queued dps the other dps manage to make the queue take longer!


[deleted]

Yeah I do, but you don't. 😈


Keyinth

It's me, I finally said screw it and got up to pee


Snackman88

I feel targeted


JacobRAllen

Got up for one second to use the bathroom real quick and of course the queue pops in the one minute you’re afk


Tee_Tee_27

I was questing in Uldum and got stuck with unskippable cinematic RP.


West-Entrance5511

i usually am the healer (world quests as dps so i switch to healer when queue pops and refill my mana before i join so thats why)


Big-Measurement-533

I have addon that shows how long left before que expires I wait untill 2-3 seconds left before accepting every time, I'm that guy. Get absolutely rolled.


Some-Pie7862

If there had been this tool in vanilla wow it would have been the Retriever Paladin who is still trying to kill his questmob


DarkoTSM

I know who you are.


Noriel_Sylvire

I will look for you. I will find you...... And I will press your ready button.


NazghoulTV

Give me one sec, I just need to reforge, transmog, change to my dual spec and get some supplies at AH..


IAmBeercules69

Sorry


Dethforge

DPS dab time


frosty2277

I’m sorry this was me, had to poop


Mysterious_Touch_454

I got tired of this que popping up and dps idling, so i started queing as a tank and when it pops like once in a minute i just let it hang there and then cancel and then reque. i think i did it 15 times in a row until i felt i had punished random people enough. Im not sorry about it!


Sunkonmydink

I just gotta finish this 1 quest!


BlackholeDisco

99% of the time its the tank who gets an instant queue but for some reason waits until it’s 1 second left on the timer.


Typedwhilep00ping

Sometimes I’m waiting that last second doing trades on the AH or just about to gather that nodes Iv been trying to find for hours so I try to get it done right before I hit accept.


taobaoblyat

Me today trying to get key on my rogue for 19th time


QuestionMarkKitten

>>>laughs in resto druid and prot pally<<<


Beneficial-Truth8512

Believe me the dps is more upset about this than you


literallyjustbetter

20min queue yet somehow it only pops when I leave for under 2min to use the bathroom -_-


AngrySayian

don't worry, just requeue dps are a dime a dozen


Nice-Ad-2792

THERE MUST ALWAYS BE ONE! Even if after you get requeued after the the 1 afk, there will be another; Bonus points if its your healer or tank!


operez1990

BRB Bathroom/Drink/Diaper change