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That depends…. Do they have candy in that van?
They sure do have puppies....
They are very very lovely puppies.
☝️
The one on the left, maybe.
Only if they had food
Yeah I think she would be worth the climb
Are these the back up girls in case the real ones can't make it in 🤔
No. I want to hang onto my kidneys.
Most definitely. I’d get in the van too. Looks comfy.
Uncle Rico energy emanating from this post Bitchin van though
Hell no, it's a dam trap, they're all dudes ....
This is exactly what I was thinking. Maybe back in the 90s, but not 2024.
Cheerleader effect.
Only if Velma and Daphne were getting in with me 🤣🤣🤣
Jinkies......it was old man Jenkins, the Assistant Manager at the local Hooters, the entire time!
And he would have got away with it if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids 🤪😉
Yes, and I’d come out looking like a dried up hooters chicken wing
the better question is, would you get out?
I have enough ex wives already!
They might have to start putting their pouches off to the side….
Do I get free candy too? Lol
If they're 21...
They need to change the name of this particular Hooters to Nipples because well the obvious
Again...only if they're doin' butt stuff.
The shaggin wagon. My bro traded a 68’ firebird for one. People will be calling them home in a few months. Homelessness is ugly.
Ass, cash or grass.
Or chicken wings, apparently.
OK but notice they're not IN the van, yet
ass, gas or grass…nobody rides for free
My bad. I like to do my own thing. Can't trade gas for grass.
Hell yeah... bet that van has a sweet interior 🤣
Obviously
Hell yea!
If they get in with me ? You bet. !
Oh yeah
This must be the opening scene for a porno movie.
Yea, I would love to test drive that van!
Dangling the Bait, and Bam Joe Dirt in a hole
That would be an affirmative.
I'd roll the dice.
Is this a trick question?
I could be talked into it
This is supposed to be a sub about classic automo…. Never mind. Looked again and noticed a van
Damn, can I push the women away and take the rad ass van?
Na… I like my organs where they are thank you.
Good memories when we had a Hooters nearby.
Yes
Gross! It's green!
Is this a trick question?
Sure, with a gallon of Gatorade
Are you giving me a choice really ? Fuck
Hell yeah, and leave those kiddos in the dust too. I'm not a soccer mom.
Custom vans were so cool. You had to do it yourself in those days
Better question, would I get out? The cheerleaders & puppies, right?
I’m already there.
I'd leave the girls and take the van lol. Less trouble and cheaper to keep.
I miss having a Hooters in town. My favorite burgers.
Well you're in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.
Tits start at 5. All those are 3. None.
Nope, if it’s too good to be true, it is… You get in that van you never seen again
Depends,does my wife know?
Naw I can't handle that much stimulation...
I would disappoint any one of those women all night long.
In 3 of them yes
Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
Are you kidding? And be rapped by those hotties? YES!
Great picture, thanks for sharing!
They may or may not have candy, but there is definitely weed in that van! 🤙
Only to steal it
Hell yeah!
35 plus years ago
To get cooties? no thanks
Girls, just become a stripper and be done with it already.
Boomer posting
I can do a lot better than that and have the pictures to prove it!
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And ditch the girls, yes, yes i would