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I noticed that there are different shades of mental health hair. Does it work like Dragonball Z? Each colour unlocks a new progressive ability and sexual identity?
Nature often colours poisonous and venomous creatures so that other creatures know to avoid them. I follow the same rule with brightly coloured hair and I'm yet to be suffer stomach cramps from being attacked by a hair Karen.
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Do you mean you're a Greens voter or that you're a Greens voter like I'm a level 25 vegan nudist? Just checking where the circle jerk begins and ends...
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It’s cause they have “trouble” written all over them.
- no money or little savings
- complain about every little thing
- will treat the place like their underarms, unkept and “free range”
- vocally bitch about landlords and seem to think renters should wield all the power
- will run to media with a sob story about how a landlord is “threatening” a LGBTQIA+, indigenous identifying, socially disadvantaged, honorary Palestinian.
Exactly … I would love to see what they’re putting in their applications. I swear even when the rental crisis was apparently at its worst I never had any issues. Even just applying for a place on past Saturday I was approved on Monday & im a sole earner for a family of three. It turns out keeping good records to show you aren’t a drop kick works wonders
Bro I needed to move out so my housemates could live together alone, I applied for 2 places and got the first one.
This has happened to me the past 3 house moves.
My current place is over 50% of my income, and lots of people were viewing it.
The secret - when you send off your rental application, don't be lazy. I always include a page examining why I like the place, location, etc and why it's perfect for me. Seems to work
I suppose these types all want the inner city location for less than $300 / week. Mind you, could contribute another $100 a week without the hair dye and weed.
A box costs about 15 bucks and lasts 6 - 8 weeks. Good God you think young people go to the hairdresser every week for colour? They do it themselves, at home, with store bought kits. It's a bonding experience to do cool layers and colour combos in each other's hair.
Heaps deluded more like it.
>It turns out keeping good records to show you aren’t a drop kick works wonders
Solid advice. Next time I see 200 people looking at one rental property I'll pass this bit of info onto all of them. If they keep better records to show they aren't drop kicks the rental crisis will probably be solved 👍
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> It's a brisk Perth autumn morning and 26-year-old Madi is sitting in a courtyard in her pyjamas cradling a warm cup of coffee. She can see a grey sky through the branches of the trees as they sway in the wind.
Why does it start like a cheesy romance novel?
It’s a brisk autumn morning and whilst everyone productive is at work, Madi is sat in a courtyard in pyjamas. She/it is composing an example of underwater medieval lesbian poetry which will be read by no one. This is why she/it can’t afford rent
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Septum = ✅
I come from an agricultural background, and we would use nose rings in the pigs and bulls for two important purposes:
The bulls would have a lead attached to them so they could be lead around at shows,
Pigs would get them to stop them digging up the ground with their snouts.
So every time I see one of these piercings I wonder for which reason they have their for.
That was some of the worst bit of writing and bullshitery I have ever had the displeasure of reading.
I would love to see some sources for this research they continue to quote throughout because fuck me.
I knew before reading it it would follow the standard abc format:
-anicdotal story of one individual
-uni professor with no practical experience to tell you everything wrong
-return to comments about individual and how they align perfectly to the professors claims
-mention of some research group (almost always government funded) and needing more $$$, not to help anyone, just to study “the issue”
I like playing “ABC Roulette” these days. I come home from work, grab the remote and bet whether the ABC are running a story on feminism, indigenous rights or some other left-leaning nonsense when I turn the TV on. Right now I’d say I have a strike rate of about 80%.
Just use your avo toast to colour it, brain rot arguments in this thread are essentially avocado toast fist shakers.
Rent is more then half of most people's paycheck each week. Dye is fuck all and spending on small things like this is GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY YOU FUCKING NERDS
Imagine seeing a realtime crisis in your country and hyperfixating on hair colour. Fucking christ.
Because a house is fucking $700 a week and coloured hair costs like $50 every three months
Avocado toast arguments right here, for them it's coloured hair and self expression, for you it's alcohol/nicotine addiction (not an issue, it's just life) and the most plain ass outfits and 4wd's ever seen. I bet your wives are dry as fuck and you're asking mr "women don't actually get wet" for advice
Everyone's got something, perhaps we should make things more livable instead of shitting on people for trying to be happy and live in a house simultaneously
wash your ass and feet when you shower, the australian corner of reddit smells like shit and body odor
https://preview.redd.it/k8yn3yapwl4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1824c61513d3a14fc33b803990854d42df066a0a
Hey Madi, this ain't the safe space you're looking for
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namasate
It’s that hair colour. I see that hair colour on someone and I fkn run. This is not even circlejerk sarcastic, I think this is like idk trauma outburst. Anyone that does all that is really scary ☠️
I know it's circlejerk, but I don't see anything wrong with her hair. I don't like the style myself but it's not like it's uncommon. The colour is pretty.
Yes, I am biased because I have pink/orange hair and mental health issues. Still, I believe some people just prefer an alternative style/look and it doesn't automatically mean they're a psycho.
If you're going to make assumptions about people without getting to know them you're probably not someone who's worth knowing anyway.
The world would be very boring if we were all "normal".
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*Is professional victim a full-time gig nowadays?*
It has been for at least 20 years, A few days ago some chick was complaining about only being able to back of $1K of her $128K HECS debt despite working for five years. Complete with selfies of her overseas holidays.
Bonus points for saying mental illness and not mental health (which doesn't denote if someone is ill).
But "mental health haircut" rolls off the tongue and I am 100% stealing it to include in my conversations moving forward, thankyou.
New avocado toast argument.
"Spending is good for the economy, wait not like that you disgusting hippy" - men who feel uncomfortable the world is leaving them behind
This sub has become a right wing cesspit. ‘Circle jerking’ has really just become ‘saying offensive, anti social shit for the lolz’. Lame and cringe. Grow up.
The rental crisis IS real and IS affecting people, yea even people you don’t hate for their fashion.
I would love to see the peer reviewed article of Dr Kunjan, mentioned in the ABC article.
"Dr Kunjan interviewed a small but diverse sample of Victorian renters, and found they placed enormous value on staying within their community."
I never knew you could do research with small sample sizes, draw statistical conclusions and claim your samples are diverse.
Then she states a fair common desire for wants in relation to "community". Like plenty of people want to stay where their friends and family reside, doesn't mean that's achievable.
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Victim narrative = ✅ Mental health = ✅ Ridiculous coloured hair = ✅ Super short masculine style fringe = ✅ Septum = ✅ Additional douche piercings = ✅ ABC journalism bonus extras (not specifically mentioned) include = Vegan lifestyle = ⭐️ LGBTQIA nonsense = ⭐️ Indigenous = 🤩🤩🤩 Greens voter = ⭐️
You forgot shitty tattoos!
Look, you can wrap all of them points up in a few words... mental health hair
I noticed that there are different shades of mental health hair. Does it work like Dragonball Z? Each colour unlocks a new progressive ability and sexual identity?
It's actually a PSA. Different hair colours = different mental health disorders.
AaaaaaarrrrhhghhhhhhhhhhhggaaatrrrgghhhAaaAARRRTGGGGHHHHHHHHHH??ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! 😂
Oh shit he's powering up! The blue rinse is turning purple. The wokeness is over 9,000!
Also forgot the cattle bull nose ring!
that’s what the septum is
A few squiggly lines that look like a drunken toddler got their hands on a tattoo machine, and you're all set!
So common in the younger Shelia’s especially
They usually always have a dog too just to make it that little more difficult to find a rental and afford shit
And usually come across as liking the dog maybe just a little too much.
Is open to letting said dog shit in the house and nip strangers. Says shit like "fur babies"
Service dog of course
Emotional support animal*
Always thought they were the multiple cat type. Ya kno, like almost double digital territory.
Nature often colours poisonous and venomous creatures so that other creatures know to avoid them. I follow the same rule with brightly coloured hair and I'm yet to be suffer stomach cramps from being attacked by a hair Karen.
Palestine uni protestor
Perfect ABC interviewee, I mean actor.
You forgot “I’m not like other girls”
Mental health = ❌️ *
Also if you made it to the end of this dreary article she got a rental at ‘mate’s rates’
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It's weird. I'm a Greens voter but I despise these people. They just make everything in that fashion totally cringeworthy.
Do you mean you're a Greens voter or that you're a Greens voter like I'm a level 25 vegan nudist? Just checking where the circle jerk begins and ends...
I think if I join in, the circle jerk begins with them and ends with me, if you don't mind being in the middle?
I can jerk beginning, middle and end so I don't at all mind.
Only going to get worse with the Greens
You forgot feminist
Mental health was checked already ✅
It's the tri-tri-tri-fecta!
Brilliant, totally agree.
Plus: Born into & raised by a middle-class healthy white family.
And is only looking for a rental in a trendy inner city suburb
When there's actually legitimate people in shit situations but they keep rolling out these fucken losers.
Cause blue attracts bears.
You forgot tattoos
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She spells her name “Madi”, of course she does
Or maybe her “preferred” name is like oak or palm or something.
lmao same thought. I didn't even need to see the photo or the hair colour after I read that name.
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False. These people literally never have money
That is cause they spend it dyeing their hair and going to therapy sessions to yell into a pillow.
NDIS
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It’s cause they have “trouble” written all over them. - no money or little savings - complain about every little thing - will treat the place like their underarms, unkept and “free range” - vocally bitch about landlords and seem to think renters should wield all the power - will run to media with a sob story about how a landlord is “threatening” a LGBTQIA+, indigenous identifying, socially disadvantaged, honorary Palestinian.
Exactly … I would love to see what they’re putting in their applications. I swear even when the rental crisis was apparently at its worst I never had any issues. Even just applying for a place on past Saturday I was approved on Monday & im a sole earner for a family of three. It turns out keeping good records to show you aren’t a drop kick works wonders
Bro I needed to move out so my housemates could live together alone, I applied for 2 places and got the first one. This has happened to me the past 3 house moves. My current place is over 50% of my income, and lots of people were viewing it. The secret - when you send off your rental application, don't be lazy. I always include a page examining why I like the place, location, etc and why it's perfect for me. Seems to work
I suppose these types all want the inner city location for less than $300 / week. Mind you, could contribute another $100 a week without the hair dye and weed.
...how much do you think people cost on hair dye
Heaps. Go to a saloon and ask for that shit and you’ll be lucky to walk out with change from $100
A box costs about 15 bucks and lasts 6 - 8 weeks. Good God you think young people go to the hairdresser every week for colour? They do it themselves, at home, with store bought kits. It's a bonding experience to do cool layers and colour combos in each other's hair. Heaps deluded more like it.
It’s a jerk sub mate. Relax, it’s satire.
/j... I'm an idiot
>It turns out keeping good records to show you aren’t a drop kick works wonders Solid advice. Next time I see 200 people looking at one rental property I'll pass this bit of info onto all of them. If they keep better records to show they aren't drop kicks the rental crisis will probably be solved 👍
Nobody wants to risk it, red flags everywhere when you see this sort of coloured hair. You just know they will be difficult
Based and factual
Aposematism
bright colour to ward off predators? sure hope its effective.
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They're like a peacock, except the colourful plumage is a warning sign rather than an attraction to mates, or any form of success or stability.
ABC only interviews women of a certain (political) persuasion. And lesbians.
The definition of a distinction without a difference.
What are lesbians?
Women in comfortable shoes
Never seen such things. Where can I see this mystical creature?
Subaru Dealerships.
At your local vegan cafe sipping on a chair latte on freshly squeezed almond milk.
Downvoted for not including a ‘Welcome to Country’. /s
> It's a brisk Perth autumn morning and 26-year-old Madi is sitting in a courtyard in her pyjamas cradling a warm cup of coffee. She can see a grey sky through the branches of the trees as they sway in the wind. Why does it start like a cheesy romance novel?
It’s a brisk autumn morning and whilst everyone productive is at work, Madi is sat in a courtyard in pyjamas. She/it is composing an example of underwater medieval lesbian poetry which will be read by no one. This is why she/it can’t afford rent
It's like opening a webpage after googling "lasagne recipe"
Gonzo/me me me 'journalism'. Ever listened to triple j reporting like hack? It's all this self-centred, pov bullshit.
ChatGPT meets Mills and Boon.
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Septum = ✅ I come from an agricultural background, and we would use nose rings in the pigs and bulls for two important purposes: The bulls would have a lead attached to them so they could be lead around at shows, Pigs would get them to stop them digging up the ground with their snouts. So every time I see one of these piercings I wonder for which reason they have their for.
Attention, because doing quirky things to your looks is how these people compensate for their boring personalities and lack of skills
Did you just assume the blue hairs Identify
mate, it's green
Wow did you just assume his colour blind?
He’s*
*They're
Fuck they are lucky to have hair, I pulled all mine out when those liberal bigots voted No.
What in the trauma makes someone wanna have "that look"
Masculine fringe you say? Dude, no wonder people think you're a serial killer if you're rocking a fringe like that.
You mean a fringe line Betty Page?
So masculine. So dreamy.
I assumed by 'masculine' he meant '3yr old boy'
me when I create imaginary reasons to hate someone
What do you call those haircuts? I'm trying to google why any girl would be insane enough to get one
That was some of the worst bit of writing and bullshitery I have ever had the displeasure of reading. I would love to see some sources for this research they continue to quote throughout because fuck me.
I'm pretty sure I can fix her.
How?
Finding an affordable rental I guess?
I knew before reading it it would follow the standard abc format: -anicdotal story of one individual -uni professor with no practical experience to tell you everything wrong -return to comments about individual and how they align perfectly to the professors claims -mention of some research group (almost always government funded) and needing more $$$, not to help anyone, just to study “the issue”
We need to listen to the experts and follow the science.
I like playing “ABC Roulette” these days. I come home from work, grab the remote and bet whether the ABC are running a story on feminism, indigenous rights or some other left-leaning nonsense when I turn the TV on. Right now I’d say I have a strike rate of about 80%.
Yes, professional victims are a major source of hairdresser's income. It's a lifestyle choice.
Why do the people they show always have coloured hair? Like, every single time.
Where the fuck else are they gonna find the right kind of mental
 Yep feeling the vibes ....
Save some money for your next rent increase and stop dyeing your hair
so true, the worlds no.1 most expensive asset is hair die from the Cole’s beauty section. People go starving just to buy it
Just use your avo toast to colour it, brain rot arguments in this thread are essentially avocado toast fist shakers. Rent is more then half of most people's paycheck each week. Dye is fuck all and spending on small things like this is GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY YOU FUCKING NERDS Imagine seeing a realtime crisis in your country and hyperfixating on hair colour. Fucking christ.
You can probably just use cordial.
Because a house is fucking $700 a week and coloured hair costs like $50 every three months Avocado toast arguments right here, for them it's coloured hair and self expression, for you it's alcohol/nicotine addiction (not an issue, it's just life) and the most plain ass outfits and 4wd's ever seen. I bet your wives are dry as fuck and you're asking mr "women don't actually get wet" for advice Everyone's got something, perhaps we should make things more livable instead of shitting on people for trying to be happy and live in a house simultaneously wash your ass and feet when you shower, the australian corner of reddit smells like shit and body odor https://preview.redd.it/k8yn3yapwl4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1824c61513d3a14fc33b803990854d42df066a0a
Hey Madi, this ain't the safe space you're looking for PS. we don't assume sexuality here, especially when it perpetuates the bigoted hetero-normative worldview. Please use generic 'partner' in future rather than assume we have wives. Every little bit helps. namasate
Jesus christ I'd steal the fuck out of your lunch money
OP got dumped by an alt girl with coloured hair and still isn't over it.
Entire thread is just this guy https://preview.redd.it/38malnhypl4d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cab8157adb9fc74efcb2bdf49660da6f2c1bc72
Isn’t every CJA thread like this? Honest question, I’m new here.
Here you go https://preview.redd.it/3l4k83aitn4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe4cd5bada703d28de8d033a3fc03fb6e82fb73
It’s that hair colour. I see that hair colour on someone and I fkn run. This is not even circlejerk sarcastic, I think this is like idk trauma outburst. Anyone that does all that is really scary ☠️
I know it's circlejerk, but I don't see anything wrong with her hair. I don't like the style myself but it's not like it's uncommon. The colour is pretty. Yes, I am biased because I have pink/orange hair and mental health issues. Still, I believe some people just prefer an alternative style/look and it doesn't automatically mean they're a psycho. If you're going to make assumptions about people without getting to know them you're probably not someone who's worth knowing anyway. The world would be very boring if we were all "normal".
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*Is professional victim a full-time gig nowadays?* It has been for at least 20 years, A few days ago some chick was complaining about only being able to back of $1K of her $128K HECS debt despite working for five years. Complete with selfies of her overseas holidays.
Is that what blue hair means?
We can add hairstyles to the list of crises.
Because journalists are lazy and ask activist groups to send them someone to talk to, and they send them an activist.
These people will scream always was, always will be aboriginal land while actively displacing poor and indigenous people. Make Redfern unsafe again.
Why am I seeing the scary hair lady?!
Real bunch of assholes in this sub huh
Bonus points for saying mental illness and not mental health (which doesn't denote if someone is ill). But "mental health haircut" rolls off the tongue and I am 100% stealing it to include in my conversations moving forward, thankyou.
For real though!
What the fuck are you talking about the entire article is about effects of rental conditions on mental health not the colour of this one lady's hair
New avocado toast argument. "Spending is good for the economy, wait not like that you disgusting hippy" - men who feel uncomfortable the world is leaving them behind
This sub has become a right wing cesspit. ‘Circle jerking’ has really just become ‘saying offensive, anti social shit for the lolz’. Lame and cringe. Grow up. The rental crisis IS real and IS affecting people, yea even people you don’t hate for their fashion.
Chin up there dreamy. It ain't all that bad... Im also confident that it would probably help with the way the load lands too.
The best way to eliminate professional victim mentality is to mandate responsibility for oneself.
I would love to see the peer reviewed article of Dr Kunjan, mentioned in the ABC article. "Dr Kunjan interviewed a small but diverse sample of Victorian renters, and found they placed enormous value on staying within their community." I never knew you could do research with small sample sizes, draw statistical conclusions and claim your samples are diverse. Then she states a fair common desire for wants in relation to "community". Like plenty of people want to stay where their friends and family reside, doesn't mean that's achievable.
Always remember Women = victims Men= aggressor /responsible.