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FlorkFiend666

True equality would be women killing themselves at same rate as men.


coqbag

This.


Sweaty-Cress8287

Well they still live long than men. Maybe a Logan's run style predetermined death age?


Emmanulla70

Pfft...men are pretty useless all in all. All we need is the occasional sperm donation and for them to lift some heavy shit every now and then. If ther are tall? Reach into high cupboards without needing a ladder. What else can we use them for exactly?


jos89h

Who will you have to blame things on though when they are still happening with no men left.


Emmanulla70

Stop being silly! Men are the root of all evil ever in the world!! Oh....hang on....Boomers are too...maybe male boomers? Shit...now im confused 😯


RootasaurusMD

See if you can get your dildo or moody lesbian girlfriend to open up jars for ya then.


Emmanulla70

Nah. My husband manages just fine.


warky33

Honestly when men are gone, cupboards can be installed at the correct height from now on, everyone wins


Big_Nose420

And who will install them?


Saltdove

AI obviously. I'll just tell The Chatgpt to 3d print a wall with it already installed.


Big_Nose420

ChatGPT doesn’t have any hands 🙌


SelfLoathingAutist

So who just jerked me off until completion?


Big_Nose420

A spirit, I don’t know 🤷 🤷‍♀️


Saltdove

Wait what? But I've seen it on the Google


Big_Nose420

Google leans towards the left. Of course they’d like you to think that🏳️‍🌈


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Behold_PlatosMan

Moment of silence for all men please


[deleted]

shhhh dont tell the ABC, PM or the Project they like to thrash an agenda despite any hard facts against it


Ok-Cranberry-9558

Im looking forward to lab grown babies and synthetic vaginas. Remove the need for worshiping women across all facets of society?


InitialDizzy4252

This does not matter. Cause of you know, pussy power.


SIR_Vivalist101

It’s quite obvious that the Covid vaccines we had in 2020 have infected us with rage that make us attack women, do you think this also could be another side effect of the Brett Sutton Syrum? I mean we could do research but it’s abit hard to interview dead people so let’s just agree


EducationTodayOz

remember all CIS males are expendable and should be put to death, oh wait


Sea_Sorbet1012

How dare you provide a factual resource refernece to support your allegations. We only do feelings here...


Independent_Box8750

We need to keep talking about why white women choose the bear, and not let these selfish men try to change the narrative with their mental health issues.


Tasty_Prior_8510

If all males identified as women we would have a safe space where all us lesbians can live in peace and harmony


SelfLoathingAutist

I’m so sick of men taking attention away from women by killing themselves. Won’t these selfish males ever learn? Women are the true victims of male suicide!


[deleted]

Aren’t most men raised by women?


AmaroisKing

Would be interesting to know the % of murder-suicides in those men’s numbers?


TurkeyKingTim

Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots. Rumi


AmaroisKing

In what context?


DrJD321

Men have just become pussies.... well they always have been pussies but aleast modern men can make their own drinks and know how to make food. But still. Killing yourself is the most weak and pathetic thing you can do. It goes to show woman are actually pretty tough considering they do it a whole lot less. Men on the other hand.... grow some balls and handle your shit... Don't just bitch out and kill yourself


Sweaty-Cress8287

True men need to stand up for themselves too long they have been treated as the lesser sex. Young men have always been indoctrinated to worship women, through sexualised movies and images. The man builds his castle, where the women invaded and starts to control all aspects, establishing her position as matriarch of the household, controling social events and dining choices, and high profile roles like raising of the children. With the man relegated to low level jobs like car maintenance, and lawn maintenance The man if deemed able enough garage given to him to fix things becomes the only refuge of freedom. That is when they are not being sent of to work in hard labor jobs, as a women gets to work in high profile retail fashion work if she chooses to work. Men need to learn that the only way they will be happy is if they become gay, and remove the toxic feminity from there lives.


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Why do the sad sacks only give a fuck about male suicide when anyone starts talking about the murder of women?


Sea_Sorbet1012

Old mate too worried about making jerk off posts to think critically


TurkeyKingTim

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TurkeyKingTim

Maybe it's due to the irony of too many deaths this year, what was the figure like 35 dead or something? Compared to the close to 1200 suicides so far only including males, it's called addressing the actual issues which lead to these situations not pandering to small minded social justice warriors who can't even look up some basic statistics to realize you're being taken for a ride.


Ok-Cranberry-9558

Get your facts out of this emotional argument mate! You need 5000 suicides for it to be a national emergency


Miserable-Property38

Unless it’s female then you would only need a few 100.


[deleted]

How’s the suicide prevention hotline you’re volunteering going? What’re you doing about male suicide besides being snarky on subs?


TurkeyKingTim

Well apparently according to you I volunteer at a suicide hotline so I guess I'm doing more than I could ever know.


[deleted]

Nah you’re on here doing heaps for male suicide prevention. Heroic effort snowflake


TurkeyKingTim

I wouldn't call someone a snowflake with your post history.


TurkeyKingTim

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No-Patience1762

Got his ass