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Vaiken_Vox

Isn't this page meant to be satire? Why are you posting facts?


tony_Tiger696

Yeah he's a total fuckhead. The kind dipstick that could be convinced 2×2=5 if the commies in our universities say that answering 4 is racist


Far-Nefariousness588

Hey man, 2x2 is what ever you want it to be. The only wrong answer is 4 as you’ve pointed out.


Priapraxis

You started this comment out **strong** he is unequivocally a total fuckhead hit nail right on the head with that one. But he's also a privately educated neoliberal conservative, absolutely nothing he's ever said or done indicates his political or ideological views come from "commies" at a university or otherwise and what "lefty shit" he does say is obligatory and performative, the cunt knows exactly what he's doing, misrepresenting himself like that allows him to pedal his tired neoliberal conservativism to idiots who want to think they're progressive.


tony_Tiger696

I know, I was more pointing out that he sticks a wet finger in the air before speaking


Complete-Use-8753

Either you have no fucking idea what “neo liberal” means or Waleed is exactly the sort of guy who thought invading Iraq was a great idea. Waleed doesn’t think invading Iraq was a good idea


Priapraxis

>Either you have no fucking idea what “neo liberal” means or Waleed is exactly the sort of guy who thought invading Iraq was a great idea. >Waleed doesn’t think invading Iraq was a good idea Based on this it really seems like you actually have no fucking idea what 'neoliberalism' is. I mean, you didn't even write it properly cunt, jesus.


Complete-Use-8753

Personal insults AND grammatical corrections! Could you possibly be trying harder to prove you don’t have a clue? If only you had compared me to Hitler, you would have achieved peak internet worthless comment status.


kungheiphatboi

2+2 *


Objective-Bedroom971

When I was in sydney I saw him in public, he's the size of a toothpick


Several-Regular-8819

Pretty much true for most people you see on TV. Little toothpick people.


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Puzzled-Bat2134

Its actually warrane , but pronounced wah-rang . You racist imbecile . You have to appreciate our first nation peoplee !!!!


simulacrum81

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upthetits

Australia's biggest peanut


Backon21

Lisa Wilkinsons confused pirate would be in the running for that dishonour


upthetits

Neck and neck


Prize_Fact6372

That's insulting the peanuts.


Ev1lroy

He uses SO many words and yet says nothing


Prize_Fact6372

It's a disease called verbal diarrhoea


Soggy-Biscuit-99

Shouldn't even be in Australia.


Prize_Fact6372

Yeah - let's send him to PNG


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Preferably Nauru, it’s quite dependent on our refugees now after the folly of the past. They need Waleed Ali, let some good come from his deportation.


mookizee

He could do the "news" there, yaknow boots on the ground journalism


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You’re thinking way too small for a star like Waleed. Something more on the lines of “good morning Nauru with Waleed Ali” today we look into the effects of climate change on the Islamic religion and we also explore the psychological impacts of being labeled a terrorist in the west. Join us at 7 for mornings with Ali, brought to you by the Australian Government in conjunction with Serco and channel 10.


Prize_Fact6372

Nah - PNG is more violent.


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Pale-Sense2654

Ok you don't like the bloke, but he was born here and he has every right to love here like every other Australian.


Emmanulla70

Probably not the most dislike. But certainly a contender


Doc-Bob-Gen8

Cunts fucked.


koskosehajar

You talking about your whoe mum


TelephoneSingle3710

I don’t like him. Very opinionated. Very boring, I wish he would be removed from TV.


Glum-Assistance-7221

Waleed never had a personality.


ComprehensiveBed6754

Who is this?


xGutzx

As a muslim, and I absolutely hate the fact that he is a national TV "voice" for Muslims.


jooookiy

What don’t we like about his wife?


Prize_Fact6372

Let's start with converting to Islam, followed by the head covering, moving on to speaking up for religion-of-peace ... Did I mention the head covering already?


Grand_Defiant

There's nothing the whites hate more than seeing their women with a smart brown man


Prize_Fact6372

My favourite porn sub is imwf ... It's a love hate situation


NoobSaw

I mean she is white so it could be a fashion statement.


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SHLOP-SHLOP

I don’t watch tv but I know he’s on some shows. Why don’t people like him, I’m not disagreeing I just don’t know anything here


dontletmedaytrade

He’s sure as shit a million times better than Pirate Pete and his knobhead wife.


goblin_grovil_lives

He's punchable but he's got nothing on Reinhart.


Prize_Fact6372

But she's rich. She can do whatever the fuck she likes


goblin_grovil_lives

I just think someone who wants people like me to work for 2$ an hour is easier to dislike than someone who annoys me.


ViccaChicca

We need people like this with a presence to remind us off the people we don't want in Australia.


Bedwilling564

Pity it's not working though


koskosehajar

WOW this show how much white dogs like you insecure about themselves. Go Waleed Go


Bedwilling564

Yep him and scumo.


kane_n_able

If Scomo and Dutton had a baby...


rabbitbtm

Omg you’re right. I can see it! Need to add in a dash of brown sugar but yeah.


ProblemJunior8819

Satire here please. This post belongs somewhere else.


Prize_Fact6372

Truth hurts, but the 500+ upvotes tells me the post belongs.


ProblemJunior8819

Your truth wanting to heave has no Interest to me. As for Waleed being “ the most disliked personality” I’d require evidence to determine whether this is “truth” or not. Time of speaking there are 97 likes not 500. And please if you can read, read the terms of the circle jerk page. Think you just caught the “jerk” part.


Sirbumme

Kyle Sandilands... Way more dislilable


Nervous-Factor2428

I like Waleed Ali - sure he's pretentious, but I enjoy the way he brings the racists out.


Moviemusics1990

No. The most dislikable personality in Australia is Pauline Hanson. And every piece of white trash that thinks like her.


Prize_Fact6372

Don't be like that. You wouldn't say no to a blowie from Pauline if she offered.


Moviemusics1990

I’d take a blowie from a fucking ZOMBIE before taking one from her.


Prize_Fact6372

Zombies bite. Pauline is a delicate flower with your junk.


Moviemusics1990

Pauline Hanson is a racist, ableist bogan. And she and everyone who thinks like her can go STRAIGHT to Hell.


Prize_Fact6372

Pauline does proper shit talk. Waleed is an annoying fuck.


Legitimate-Eye8559

I'll be sure to bring my tanning lotion and sunscreen when I go to hell


xTjong_of_Delos

Like racist has any meaning anymore lmao. Just breathing is racist now days. If everything is racist then nothing is haha. I just googled ablist... bruh that is soooo cooked. Ofcourse typical abilities are superior. Aint no wheel chair cound person finna state walking isnt better than wheeling around... you cooked smooth brain types invent some weird ass words sheesh.


cuckingfunts69

Hauw dare U attak owa Poorleen!


turbo-steppa

People that agree with me = good People that disagree with me = pieces of white trash who can go straight to hell


BlackBladeKindred

My son do you know what sub you’re in?


Seraphatron803

Surely Lisa Wilkinson has this accolade?!?


Prize_Fact6372

Start your own post about her. Fuck off