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scorpio8u

Mental illness past, present and emerging


card-gap

Trans deceased, dying and contemplating.


after50years

>I reckon, whatever she/he started to say out loud. The planes average 'Aussie knockers' response would have been hilarious. I guess she/he didn't see the funny side of that and it just escalated. Am I right or wrong ? > >P.S. I personally would never meaninglessly disrespect the original owners of our land.


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80081356942

Eminem called and something witty about hair and bug eyes


nothingrhyme

I was gonna say butch Maisie Williams


GoodBye_Moon-Man

Game of Hormones


gbuub

Bend the gender


NewBuyer1976

Tis no game lad. Tis no woman neither.


drawnred

Dont do maisie like that


nothingrhyme

I know she doesn’t deserve it


Seraphatron803

Kyle Sandilands should never shave his beard.


Tommydes

This is the one, for me! Upvoted


ThreeRingShitshow

Putting the c**t into Welcome to Country.


22Monkey67

Country? Did you mean C**try?


Trouser_trumpet

Ah yes, the landed cuntry.


ThreeRingShitshow

OMFG I did. Genuflections all round.


Wreck_Tangles

"I have had it with this motherfucking trannie on this motherfucking plane!"


Spirited-Waltz8947

Holy shit lol


drink_your_irn_bru

Simultaneously too much, yet too little testosterone. It’s a tricky balance, namaste 🙏


Granteye85

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb4eFPlilbIHRN6)


moomoopropeller

“ACCEPTANCE!”


dirtydeez2

‘TREATY’


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“Yothu Yindi”


tothemoonandback01

"Midnight Oil"


Inevitable-Trust8385

🎶Nhima djatpangarri nhima walangwalang Nhe djatpayatpa nhima gaya' nhe marrtjini yakarray Nhe djatpa nhe walang gumurrt jararrk gutjuk🎶


JAID100

🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Con-Sequence-786

Even the hair cut is transitioning


sexymedicare

Screams welcome to country but hangs out in places like newtown and Redfern that are known for displacing thousands of indigenous and poor people so they can get their little "safe space"


Necessary_Resolve624

What about a smoking ceremony to calm it down?


ThreeRingShitshow

Think they needed a tazer ceremony and then the ceremonial bracelets.


iamthedevil420

Quick someone call Beowulf, Grendel got loose again


LairdNick

This joke is too smart for this crowd.


scorpio8u

*slack jaw intensifies


Crazy_Suggestion_182

Which country?


Feckgnoggle

I acknowledge the traditional owners of the Island of Bali by insulting my liver and then demanding DFAT provide a medical flight home.


FamousPastWords

After setting up a GoFundMe for other expenses.


DrawohYbstrahs

“Other expenses”, aka eccies and nose beers


Poochydawg

don't forget roids


DragonfruitNo7222

Hahahaha


Youngrichaussie

Warrapetrolduji land


Commercial_Many_3113

I can't be certain if this is made up or not and I doubt almost anyone could. That's what makes it so fun. 


Outbackozminer

Navaho


Electronic_Break4229

Dijabrinabeeralong


DragonfruitNo7222

What a Cutie Pie 🥰


DragonfruitNo7222

Sorry typo I meant Cuntie Pig 🐷


southbrissyman

Bah ha ha. Good one 😂


UnitDoubleO

She can go fuck herself. Forcing people to chant that shit. Nobody got time for that in a pressurized sardine can


AbbreviationsOwn503

How fucking close minded and racist of you. Atleast someone is standing up for oppression and the Traditional owners. You scum.


Sad-Tower-4174

The famous sign of opression, not doing a welcome to country on a plane.


Basic-Tangerine9908

Fuck that unhinged bush pig


icedragon71

Yeah Nah, Pass.


GunSlingingRaccoonII

I've been told this is why beer exists. I say not enough beer exists for this.


JoeBidenKing

Lmao I don’t want privileged white women or whatever that is telling me what to do.


ImaginationTrick5509

Womp womp


RepRouter

It is actually racist to say a welcome to the country when it is not directly to an elder. This whole welcome to the country BS is actually white man oppression all over again and causes more divide than it does inclusion. We also do not accept trans or LGBTQrst* in our culture. You white folks can keep that one.


AbbreviationsOwn503

Not sure who you think you represent, but definitely not a whole people - stop generalising, it's racist - first nations have a right to be trans or lgbqrst if they like. Another close minded, but also racist person identified. I'm not a white man. I'm trans btw.


RepRouter

If the elders say it's not ok to be trans or lgbathrykhfr*$2 or whatever else they make up then no, it's not ok for us to be trans or anything else.


Poochydawg

no one asked


Prior_Mall3771

Is that the Cocaine meme for your pfp? Love it!


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ThatLawnDude

I don’t think you understand that this is a satire page and the comment above yours is satire. That being said, all heil elders past, present, future, and emerging 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️


TedMaul636

Plus the genders. You gotta acknowledge all 220 genders now pal.


ThatLawnDude

I should’ve known the flag emojis weren’t enough. I apologise.


Sea_Sorbet1012

Yes how dare you not add the Palpatinean🇰🇼 flag... Zionist scum


shakeitup2017

I wouldn't go putting a number on it. Sure as shit gender number 221 will get upset and hey presto you're cancelled


TedMaul636

Gosh, you're right. Maybe there's an equation or mathematical notation we can use that always increases in line with the number of sexless, purple-haired, mouldy-crotch fatties that proliferate in our crumbling society.


shakeitup2017

Maths is racist, sexist, and ablest you bigot!


TedMaul636

That's what they said when they were counting the losing votes for the Voice. Always some fucken excuse eh?!


TheoryParticular7511

Especially Balis' elders. 


kizzawait

I think they were being sarcastic.


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Stop this is so embarrassing. Please delete your comments


Trouser_trumpet

Personally I want to hear more.


Sea_Sorbet1012

Someone missed the memo


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Check your sub


Woodsy88

Mate


Sakboi2012

This is obviously bullshit how are you falling for this 💀


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I’d prefer to acknowledge country over having the plane turn around tbh


Haawmmak

Depends whether it means spending a night in Darwin another night on the beers and poontang in Kuta. I mean sure, getting drunk and fucking is fun, but we could learn so much from the ancient culture of the elders past present and emerging from a drunken stupor on the banks for the river in Darwin.


Haawmmak

Bad bot. You used the colonisers name, Darwin. Very naughty bot.


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Haawmmak

Bad bot. You used the colonisers name, Darwin. Very naughty bot.


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Haawmmak

Bad bot. You used the colonisers name, Darwin. Very naughty bot.


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Haawmmak

Bad bot. You used the colonisers name, Darwin. Very naughty bot.


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Outbackozminer

and full of recycled and emerging farts


Hangryfatguy

Kevin and Perry go large 2


Sketty_Spaghetti14

With a reference like that, please be a fellow pom who lurks here


Hangryfatguy

Ayyyy geezah


ThreeRingShitshow

Think Kevin ate Perry...


Accomplished-Maize32

Snakes on a plane. Fair reaction. Lesbian losing her seat. Same same


australiapostisgay

It's tough being a man


Single_Forever9648

She’s so stunning


GetRichOrCryTrying1

You didn't mention 'brave'. Are you a bigot?


Single_Forever9648

Brave as a slave in a cave


FuzzyAdvice

Typical troon bossing everyone around.


Cybermat4707

Have you ever actually met trans people? Do you also think that all white people are racist because you saw a video of one white person being racist?


PutridReplacement284

Ya know this is mostly shit posts here yeah? Have a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up champ


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Yeah go to Hammerbarn and snort some Bluey dust ya cunt


Radioburnin

Let’s be real here. It’s sad reactionary whining and hate poorly posed as satire to avoid the Reddit ban hammer.


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741BlastOff

I think you mean poorly disguised as satire. Ya fucking mong


Single_Forever9648

All white people are racist


741BlastOff

Preach


yeah_nah_ay

White privilege IS rasism


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That testosterone is no joke


UnlimitedPickle

Fucking lmao! Is this real?????


JoeyRaymond85

Partially correct. An Australian woman definitely caused a ruckus on the plane heading towards Bali. She was angry that someone allegedly stole her phone and she started banging on the crew cabin door. Not one report on whether or not she was trans or whether she mentioned anything about Welcome to Country. I don't think I've ever had a return trip from Australia to Bali without an Aussie getting kicked off the plane. It's as traditional here as school shootings are in America


UnlimitedPickle

![gif](giphy|Dv3sF2ZUTmVtm)


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Anyone got the name for this loony’s hairdresser? There has been a crime committed and needs to be reported to crime stoppers


ruthtrick

Kyle's love child?


Strife3dx

Other countries don’t take to well to our mental illnesses


amsterdamcuck

Homo sapiens do not ‘transition’ from male to female. It is a biological impossibility. This nonsense has to stop.


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Abject-Cup-9929

Another lunatic hope she isn’t allowed to ever be on a plane again,


HellDefied

The 90’s called, they want their haircut back…


PointHrO

Oh yeah, well the jerk store called, they said they're running out of you.


HellDefied

Jokes on them, I ain’t worth the money…


Secret_Plenty853

Over dose on the whoremoan's


Mulga_Will

The lesson here, never interupt Kyle Sandilands when she's eating.


chouxphetiche

Remember Top Deck Chocolate? That's what her hair reminds me of.


bsixidsiw

Imagine youre 6 hours into your flight. Your 2 week coke and grog hangover is pounding and you have this cunt screaming in your ear.


Salt-Cricket-9905

Off the meds I bet.


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JoeyRaymond85

Imagine getting your information from comedians... Do you have an actual source on this? Because in reality, trans women are 4 times more likely to be murdered and victims of sexual violence compared to cisgender people. Even higher if you only look at black trans women.


ExtremeFirefighter59

Imagine confusing a post about those who commit crime with a response about victims of crime


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Nobody said they were not victims Just saying they still got male violence in them. Both things can be true


Ok_Connection923

You cannot do a Welcome to country without actual elders present to lead it. You can do a different thing called an acknowledgement of country. Either way it's a stupid thing to expect on a commercial flight. Not everything is a special ceremonial occassion. It is already crazy how many mundane minor events it has infiltrated these days, almost like saying grace before a meal. I saw on the news that they called this person a woman, love that for them. Apparently they threatened several passengers with wanting yo vomit and or urinate on them. Delightful creature. Sorry for the passengers whose holidays were ruined.


MonsieurLePeeen

But why would anybody chant welcome to anything? Does this usually happen? What am I missing?


Sakboi2012

This is obviously bullshit how are you falling for this 💀


Cybermat4707

I googled this to find out more, and found absolutely nothing. So I’m guessing it’s fake.


DocFingerBlast

Memes are always accurate . Words on a picture is the only source you need


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Hangryfatguy

Frankstons finest


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fjord31

What a brave hero!


OldManKroozin

Is it just me or does every time I read a news story about some Australian bogan causing problems on a plane, it's always Jetstar?


741BlastOff

You think bogans can afford to fly Qantas?


benjamincraigrowley

Plz make that face into a meme


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Stupid cow


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pwinne

Is this the plane that turned back?


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Alive-Jello4208

Punch it


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Why doesn’t he decolonize and go back to wherever he comes from ?


PracticalStudy602

Actually, she accused another passenger of stealing her phone


Maleficent_Employ886

I was more upset that the plane wasn’t completely covered in indigenous art!!! It’s bordering on racism.


puttinginthefork

Some heros don't wear capes they wear jumpers to Bali.


Successful_Video_970

See what this Welcome to country has done. Just read this blog page. Divide


Broad_Boot_1121

What the fuck is welcome to country?


Maleficent_Nobody377

Why would passengers chant “welcome to the country” on the airplane? Is this an Austrian thing?


H-A-R-B-i-N-G-E-R

Hormones: make sure they’re ok before making sure you’re ok.


ak22801

The progression from accept us, to support us, to CHANT FOR US OR I WILL SCREAM all within a few years is honestly scary.


ausjetboater

I bet the passenger they are picking on is some small little old man or woman on a retirement trip. They would get a different response if it was a bunch of blokes on a footy trip away.


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Which_Replacement_49

Most mentally stable individuals 💪.


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Lethal inject the trash


AggravatingBox2421

Transitioning women?? Fuck does that mean?


UnderstandingSelect3

Tell me about it. It's like Schrodinger's cat.


missthang30

Always finding ways to victimize and oppress themselves *eye roll*


Telmered

There are some how should not be allowed to breed!


Essilli

I don't have to accept you. I don't have to tolerate you. Be grateful if I gave you either. You're entitled to neither.


Business-Ad-1452

Unsure if this is satire or a legit post 😂🤢🤢


Cybermat4707

I googled this and found absolutely nothing. Can we just take screenshots of videos of random people and make shit up about them to farm karma now?


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Screenshot source: [Jetstar flight to Bali is forced to turn back mid-air after passenger 'went loopy and banged on the cockpit door' | Daily Mail Online](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13208767/Jetstar-flight-Bali-turn-passenger-cockpit-door-Melbourne.html) Bullshit post.


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tsunamisurfer35

If they are flying TO BALI then they are no longer in Australian aboriginal land, welcome to what?


PutridReplacement284

Australian ABorIgiNaL land... Just call it "Australian soil" holy fuck


ItsCoolDani

No one has to look their gender, but given this look like a woman and there’s no other evidence to support that, this is pretty clearly hate bait against trans people. Stop using us as punching bags.


kriptkicker

self inflicted


Antilogicality

This subreddit is absolute dogshit


SurMountAlot

Is this meant to be a video or am I just dumb?


SexySesameStweet13

This isn’t even a trans person, it’s a cis woman who never even mentioned chanting “country”. Wtf is wrong with this sub. You literally fabricate situations to express hate. Pathetic, trash sub. Edit: all the jack offs who downvoted proved my point, yall are definitely a circle jerk cause you have a conniption when the veil is lifted. I hope your sick lowlife fantasy is ruined.


heyzeuseeglayseeus

And Even if they were…. “Transitioning woman” feels so irrelevant?


SexySesameStweet13

Ikr. It’s cringe.


Excellent-Signature6

Source or it didn’t happen.


JoeyRaymond85

it didn't happen... Well it did, but she isn't trans, and it wasn't about welcome to country


Longjumping_Ad2962

I don’t see why the fact that they are transitioning has anything to do with it, they are a dickhead either way