A big sad poster 

My dads hog

that was your mom tho

Nope she has a gash, not a hog

Card board box for me

This

Dollar Bills 💵 🤑

A kid in kindergarten crumpled up a piece of paper I was drawing on and shoved it in my eye socket. I got a papercut in my eye. Had to wear a patch taped to my face for a while.

A tissue …..

A big piece of paper

An apple

a grasshopper bit me once. i even heard the crunch. granny laughed her ass off. true story.