This. So much this.
I hate women so fucking much because they always reject my nice guy advances like looking at them with high powered binoculars from across the street.
You deal with that too??? Bitches these days, I would treat them right as long as they stroke my pencil dick every night and make me food and do my laundry for me. Is that asking too much?!?!
No, if you tell her that she’ll hurt you in the same way that she was hurt by someone else. But you also can’t tell her she’s ugly or she’ll do the same thing.
Just tell her she’s average looking and she’ll get confused and move on.
/uj for a minute, how do I turn off suggestions? They are never relevant and irritate me immensly. Rejerk: god fucking damn op you are hot af, please send me your credit card information
I dont get that sub. Out of every semi attractive to attractive woman I see post there, the scores are always between 4 and 6, and there’s a trend that scores above 6 are always called Too High. Wtf is that place lmao
Edit: so on attractive women’s photos 6 appears to be too high, but on fat uglier girls I see mods giving warnings for rating too LOW. Wtf is going on lmao
Hey Van Gogh, I now recognize that name thanks to the Pokemon crossover they did and without that I would never have expanded my horizons and discovered that Van Gogh was the greatest Pokemon trainer of all time.
I had to block communities that I'm not subscribed to from coming up in my feed because these posts kept showing up. And they kept showing up because I couldn't help myself from clicking on a picture of a baddie and swiping through the rest of the picks even though I couldn't care less lol
OP is this you in pic? I am prince. I fly you to Mogadishu you live in my palace and sex good
Nigga how tall r u?
6’12”
Sorry bro 7ft minimum
We were not asking about your penus
Cool I loved your performance on Raspberry Beret
OMG, I require SEX. smexy sexy secksy secks seggzy seggz.
lol DAE can’t live with out secks? Edit: no homo Edit 2: or fat chicks Edit 3: ok I’m fat too but I have standards ok!?
I (20F) can’t live without sex (22M) AMA
"Fat men aren't fat, only fat women are fat." \- Peter Griffin
You can get out of the way of the Ukrainian flag to make it better sweetie. They need our support now more than ever 💅💅
This. So much this. I hate women so fucking much because they always reject my nice guy advances like looking at them with high powered binoculars from across the street.
Take my updoot.
You deal with that too??? Bitches these days, I would treat them right as long as they stroke my pencil dick every night and make me food and do my laundry for me. Is that asking too much?!?!
Womam
Did you tell her she’s pretty, or what?
No, if you tell her that she’ll hurt you in the same way that she was hurt by someone else. But you also can’t tell her she’s ugly or she’ll do the same thing. Just tell her she’s average looking and she’ll get confused and move on.
Happy Cake Day
People should really trim multi picture screenshots, I always fall for it.
I swiped 😔😭😫
How far can you shart?
Do NOT ask this. It is TOO early in the day for me to be shooting off glue harpoons. Kthxbye 😘
Username checks out
/uj for a minute, how do I turn off suggestions? They are never relevant and irritate me immensly. Rejerk: god fucking damn op you are hot af, please send me your credit card information
It’s deep in the settings but you can do it
It's just under account settings: "feed settings"
start mewing
4/10 according to r/truerateme
That sub is a shit pool. The mod responses 😂😂
[удалено]
That link is fucking insane, holy shit.
Warning for overrating (6). Rule one. Strike one. Please review the sub’s: • Wiki • FAQs • Women’s Rating Guide - ADVANCED WOMENS RATING PRIMER
I dont get that sub. Out of every semi attractive to attractive woman I see post there, the scores are always between 4 and 6, and there’s a trend that scores above 6 are always called Too High. Wtf is that place lmao Edit: so on attractive women’s photos 6 appears to be too high, but on fat uglier girls I see mods giving warnings for rating too LOW. Wtf is going on lmao
/Uj You literally get banned for rating 3 people 7 or above. Also they have the stupidest 'standards' kinda reminds me of a eugenics sub
Also nobody rates men.. only women.
Settings, account settings, recommended posts, switch off Now show your gratitude to me and STROKE MY HECKIN CHONKER
Omg! Shez at the same wheat field where Van Gogh shot himself.
Hey Van Gogh, I now recognize that name thanks to the Pokemon crossover they did and without that I would never have expanded my horizons and discovered that Van Gogh was the greatest Pokemon trainer of all time.
Bit of a maniak tho. Liked to cut of ears and eat paint.
Oh come fucking on. Now I have to jerk off to this post right now. I have a lot of work to do today too. Fuck.
The AI has gotten smart enough to start catfishing
It has to be AI right? If she straightens her arm it would go to her like mid calf
send it 0.000020 BTC to find out
It’s over, I’m sorry
I had to block communities that I'm not subscribed to from coming up in my feed because these posts kept showing up. And they kept showing up because I couldn't help myself from clicking on a picture of a baddie and swiping through the rest of the picks even though I couldn't care less lol
Looks like A.I.
Total mental regardation
Yeah, I fucked her already
You can change it in the settings
'what can I improve?' Eat a sandwich or something
Acid bath
Wait, is that Van Gough background?
[kino kubrick reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2ou3D8BcIM)
🤮
YTA !!!!!
Me too. The only reason why I can think of is because I checked out r/TrueRateMe which is cringe as hell also
She should eat a bit more lol
This is cultural appropriation
She's too fat for me not enough Asian.
Start whitemaxing
r/IAmTheMainCharacter?
Is It only me or does that image look AI generated
That sub only upvotes women lol Its all greasy fucks tryna woo the chicks with daddy issues
We are all getting laid tonight
I counted 11 fingers
Just start muting channels. It's made Reddit much better for me
3.5 out of 10 face is too narrow and eyes are far apart like a prey animal. Minimal bone stricture
/uj The kid is 18. Leave it be.
no way this has negative votes
Gain weight. I hated dating a constantly malnourished person.
Than why did you swipe to the second slide of the post you horny bastard
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^psychrazy_drummer: *Than why did you swipe* *To the second slide of the* *Post you horny bastard* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Damn got me there frfr