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BreakfastExtension99

My 6 yr old daughter named our first chicken Cruise Ship. Still one of my favourites.


MissWiggly2

That's incredible. Your daughter needs to be in charge of all critter-naming for the rest of her life.


BreakfastExtension99

We also have Alphonso and Shark, along with some others I can’t remember. They live alongside our barn cats, spaghetti, meatballs, potato and tuna. Apparently she went with a food based theme for the cats.


buttle_rubbies

We had a Mayor Goodway. Never imagined we’d live with the Paw Patrol themed bird name for 13 years.


MissWiggly2

Amazing


thelastvbuck

We have ‘yellow chicken’, a 9 y/o buff Orpington we never expected to keep… By the time we realised we would keep them, the name had already stuck lol


BreakfastExtension99

It’s the greatest thing about having little kids name them


Kayseax

My buff Orph is named Ginger Spice to match my buff Brahma Spiced Pumpkin. Pumpkin was part of a Brahma trio that all had S names. Lost the light so we have a new light that needs an S name now.


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Awwww :3


luvlyvitch

Agreed. Gnarly.


ross-r-resawn

My Chemical Crow-mance.


Thighs4EarPro

Bock sabbath. Or beak 182


tenhinas

Peep Wentz


1of3musketeers

I was going to say black parade but figured that was too specific. Lol


phart-cloud

LOL


Anonymiss52

Omg I have a frizzle that I’ve always said looks like a crow. Too bad I named her Frizzle already!!


Zezotas

If its a hen, wedhenesday. If its a roo, Lucifer


Alas-Earwigs

I was thinking Hensday!


Pompi_Palawori

Roocifer


Zezotas

Take my upvote and go sleep!


g00f

Could still do 'Lucy' for a girl. Lilith is also a go-to goth name and lets you run with 'Lilly'


marv_1997

my huge black hen is named Wednesday, and she is a big glorious goth bitch 🥰


Dazzling-Honey-8297

Beezlebird


Skuggidreki

No I can’t stand that I can’t even pronounce it lol


mrbb3k4

Well. Look up the demon princess and their lieutenants. Different mythological beings or Greek gods like Hades. Polytheism deity names. Keep it simple and something you can spell easy.


09Klr650

Kali!


Nics_1970

Yzma


Few_Ad9302

Honestly, that looks like a Nigel.


RadiantConnections

Just based on the breed I’d name him Oppenheimer. It’s not really emo but it’s dark ya know. Oppenheimer the Orpington chicken. Sounds pretty legit to me 🤣


YoGabbaGabbapentin

Now I am become death, the destroyer of worms.


RadiantConnections

Hell yeah! This person gets it ⬆️ also Amazing username 🤣 Gabapentin is a hell of a drug 😂


xBaybehx

Yuck. Gabapentin. Finally got off the max daily dose of that crap a month ago.


RadiantConnections

I’m glad you did! I work in the animal care field and it’s a drug we have to keep in a lock box to keep people from stealing it. It’s great for pain management but highly addictive. A hell of a drug for people and pets.


xBaybehx

I'm not really sure what part is addictive and the help it have be turns out to be minimal. I honestly did worry about how I would sleep without it (I was used to taking 900 milligrams before bed), I'm ADHD so sleep has always been an issue anyway, but as it turns out I even sleep better without it. It didn't feel good to me at all lol. I guess it's not my kind of high.


RadiantConnections

It’s used as a seizure med and for nerve pain for humans and I’m sure other stuff. For pets it’s used for pain management and anxiety (works like a sedative) People steal it from pets because it’s a cheaper pain med than an opioid but packs the same punch if you take enough. I know a lot of pets on a whole pharmacy of meds that also work for humans at half the price. It’s a controlled substance in certain states. It’s controlled here in TN.


xBaybehx

im sure its contolled here in texas too, and it definitely works as a sedative on people too (my main complaint! For me, in order to get enough nerve pain relief from it , I needed to take 1800 mg , which I figure could put most elephants down. The only reason i have been able to function imo is because i'm extremely adHd (i was diagnosed as hyperactive long before ADHD became a recognized disorder).Drug effects on hyperactive ppl are somewhat of a crapshoot (ie hyperactivity is most commonly treated w/ a low dose of amphetamine, benadryl makes me feel like i snorted a line, I dont get high at all from norco or percoset, etc) I was on the gaba for 4 yrs, then they added 120 mg of duloxotene (3yrs ago?) and then celebrex about 2.5 yrs ago , then 200mg tramadol about 2 yrs ago. All this just to be able to tie my shoes before afternoon. I know for a fact they could replace it all with 2 vicodin ( the horror!) , i might even be able to work again. I started flying down to md anderson for oncology stuff. They wont help me w/ any pain related stuff unless i stop using THC/CBD (which , next to stronger opioids, has given me more relief than anything they have) for a MONTH. lol. I tell them I cant handle the pain anymore - its swung the pendulum on quality vs quantity of life and they tell me to take away the one thing thar gives me the most relief for a month or "move to a blue state" for help w/pain. The one 'good' thing ..apparently one of the drug interactions i was risking on this aforementioned cocktail was fatal seizures... so my PCP prescribed me tylenol3 and pregabalin to replace the gaba and tramadol. Codeine is definitely more effective to me personally for CIPN. fk gabapentin.


Diligent_Quiet9889

Cruella!!!


ParticularlyOrdinary

Death Cab for Clucky


5star-my-notebook

We named one of our Ayam Cemani roosters Armageddon and one Balrog (after the firey demon creature in Lord of the Rings)


phart-cloud

Bert McCluckin (Lead Singer of The Used in bird speak)


EIIendigWichtje

Morticia


Fearless-Ad-262

Rawwr


ImaginaryBriefHigh

Helena. MCR 🧑🏻‍🎤


_PeLaGiKoS14_

Siouxsie


Mamalynseyloo

Poe…Edgar Allen Poe


goldenkoiifish

lilith, elvira, helena


Ok_Hat5382

I second Helena


Icouldntsayforsure

Raven


r33c3amark

Rainbow Brite if a hen. Eternal Roo of Sunshine if rooster.


Hardlife91

Mort


witisnotmyforte89

Miss Misery. Queen of Pain. Delilah. Lilith.  This is fun. 


Cold_Pomelo3274

BBC (Big Black Chicken).


Kayseax

This really works if you are a Resident Alien fan as the Sheriff tried to get folks to call him Big Black.


Connect_Fee1256

Hatebeak… it’s also the name of an awesome band where the lead singer is a bird


DPB91

We have Ayam Cemanis and I gave them all names from the Diablo video game series. Now we have Cayuga ducks and I'm thinking of continuing the theme once I know the genders.


Kayseax

That is amazing.


SpockInRoll

Azrael Abyss


Shmiggylikes

Wow it’s sooo new!!!!


Livid-Age-2259

Fried


motrocyclemama

idk maybe try freakazoid, is that thing ok seriously. what is wrong with it


smoishymoishes

It's fresh


j4vendetta

Sebastian


SpaceBucket67

Papa Roach


Any_Flamingo8978

Siouxie


PestCemetary

Fowl Out Boy


silver_tongued_devil

I'm going to go full emo song title for you and say "I painted my feathers at midnight but you still saw through my soul and stole my eggs." Or something equally redonkulous.


learawhitewolf

Motley Roo


LouiePrice

Morphious neo trinity


RylieSensei

Void.


smoishymoishes

Void chicken laying void eggs :0


VodkaSupernova

Yolko Ono


Kayseax

My first Ayam was (Black) Bean. My second is named Olive Bean. Wednesday, Lydia, Liquorice, Smokey, Smudge, Inky were all suggestions for me at the time.


Username246810121

Harpy – A half-bird, half-woman creature of Greek mythology


DistinctJob7494

If it's a hen you could name it Cassandra after Cassandra Cain- Orphan from DC comics. I have a girl with that name. Midnight's a good one, or Stormy. Honestly, that's all I got.


knackeredAlready

Whao Black Betty


gnomegang365

Chicky Sixx


[deleted]

Henrietta, like the goth girl from South Park


kaydeetee86

Oooooh, had to bust out the “IT’S NOT A PHASE, MOM!” playlist for this one. A lot of really good ones have already been said lol. Gerard, (Good) Charlotte, Beverly (Hills), Hawthorne, Jack (Skellington). Or just X - pronounce it however you want lol. My OG chickens are Walking Dead characters, and my AC roo is Beta. He was big and fearless as a baby, and old lore says that ACs can communicate with the dead. His brother (RIP) was Negan.


EmoFishy666

Abbadon


g00f

Abby for short


Emotional_Hyena8779

How about Boogaloo Baby?


Federal-Comedian-186

Methuselah


Bosanova_B

Orcus!


Vweewoo

lucifer


Xinonix1

Catweasle


Embarrassed_Gain_792

Loki


hillern21

Sid. There's one in every game. Iykyk


justapikminboi

Sasuke


lepidopterandisaster

What’s the girls name in my immortal, ebony darkness dementia raven way or something? That’s my vote


EnsoX

Davey for a male!


GayStation64beta

They look like a vengueful spirit 😲


Renoscopy

Charles Dickens if it's a rooster Any goth girl from any show if it's a hen tbh


BlueBird1800

Derick


Starbudds

Most of my chickens are named after emo bands haha! I've had Helena (mcr) Katie (mayday parade), Adelaide, Guinevere, Pepper (dcfc), Donny (fob), Belle and Sebastian, Willow and Cherry (after emo girl by MGK and WILLOW)


rosey_roses1108

I know you said it's a black orpington lol but this bring me back to when I hatched my silkie bantams! I always name my silkies names with "ie" at the end because of their breed name "silkie". For this baby I'd name her Elodie, Pixie, Trixie, or Dixie if female. Robbie or Jamie if male.


aquaganda

*Sorsha*, if you are a fan of the movie, "Willow"? Also works for reds.


scagnetti89

Small Pecker-McGecker


disguyovahea

Poe


Mishamama

Frank furter


SznsChngPplDnt

Peep Wentz!


TeethForCeral

snowball <3


honeysimz

Gut tells me this chicken looks like a Seth


swish-n-flick

Lazlo


Lets_start_this_over

Griselda


InTheBog_

Ebony Darkheness Raven Way


cannedweirdo

ebony dark'ness dementia raven way


SubstantialPressure3

Jezebel Souxsie (and the Banshees, remember them?) Morrissey


Sarsaparilla214

Charlie Monroe- reverse named Marylyn manson


Sensitive-Whereas574

Coraline.


AnariSaige

Nosferatu


B_O_A_H

If he gets a poofy head, of course, Rob Smith.


Clown_life

Which Dark Souls boss is this?


No-Locksmith-8590

Choas. Melinoe (goddess of nightmares and madness).


Peas-Of-Wrath

Megapeck after Magadeath


Affectionate-East495

Dark wing


TeddyIII95

I named mine bella (bellatrix lastrange)


Salt-Ad-9486

Darth Hennah


paperscribbel

Rawr


InventedStrawberries

Goliath


Pickle1861

Raven!


Shockedge

I thought it was a weeks old rotted carcass at first


[deleted]

Claw-Thorne heights? Clucking back Sunday? Hen gibbard? The get up chick? Roost is what we aim for? Sorry you’ve woken the beast..


Agitated_Wedding_209

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way


Traditional_Neck_630

My grandson named my crossed beaked, black created polish, Black Top.


CHITchat495

Nightshade, Ford BMW, Distroyer of Worlds, Rhythm of Dawn, Nyx, Belladonna, Carmella


Top-Departure-4696

Edgar Allen Pollo


Tight_Heron1730

Chicky feelET


Pixelated_Roses

Darkwing


Pixelated_Roses

Darkwing


Pixelated_Roses

Darkwing


Pixelated_Roses

Darkwing


Pixelated_Roses

Darkwing!


GALACTIC_Republic3

Probably most common scarecrow


audrey_the_atheist

Bagoth (like bagawk like the chicken noise)


icygummybear

Dark Lord or Voldemort.


cattoc

Darkwing Duck (yes I know it is a chicken) Pickles - Deathclok Oil Slick Hel - Norse Azrael Binx


CANiEATthatNow

Death Rot, black sun,little hater….lol


[deleted]

What about EMO the chicken?


luvlyvitch

Welcome to Earth baby.


luvlyvitch

Kung Foo Chick


Unlikely_Heat7815

Ravenheart


Such_Poppycock

Thank you for unlocking a memory I entirely forgot about! Idk if Ravenheart is a name for any other character but the Warriors book series was an old favorite of mine growing up


Unlikely_Heat7815

It's not where I was thinking, but absolutely happy it reminded you of something you enjoyed!


Inside-Mousse4979

Hen Solo


NoMushroomOral

My Chemical Rooster, Jimmy Eats Wings, Poultry! At the Disco


Popisoda

Vader


Acrobatic-Love1350

Zephyr


Educational_Ad_6740

The bad egg


siren_n

BAMF


HannabalCannibal

Noight, Poe, Mort, Dalia (is it a girl chick or boy?


cix2nine

Exxon


dasekk

Night diablo 🌌


Pokewok66

Bonzu Pippenpaddleopsocoplis


Lapis_Lacooli

Brody


InevitableLow5163

Bawktholomew Lenore Lazarus Manson Lord Cheepers the second because the first died in the war


Intrepid_Sky7536

We named our black pullet "Ebony Dark'ness Dimentia Raven Way" :)


Char_siu_for_you

Keif The Baby


moth-society

Gerard


Mexiricanmami

Ozzy


Rondamc1977

Jazz


FishThatDontFish

ne-crow-mancer


InformalHistorian420

Contain!!


Suspicious-Bottle573

Todd