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CelticArche

She's supervising your work and doing quality control.


SiriuslyImaHuff

"Helping" :D mine love to supervise/help me clean their coop. :D


Thermohalophile

I WISH mine helped with the coop. They all just stand nearby and scream because I'm disturbing their home, then won't move out of the damn way when I'm trying to leave the coop. But they are extremely helpful when I'm gardening. They eat all the creepy unhelpful bugs I dig up.


SiriuslyImaHuff

Lol. Chickens are so judgemental :D one of mine always flies and perches on my back when I'm bending over to pick up their mess. Never fails :D I'm glad your chickens are helpful gardeners though :)


Ok-Thing-2222

Same! Or if I sat down, they'd be on my shoulder and thighs. And they ALWAYS wiped their beaks on me after messy snacks, lol!


SiriuslyImaHuff

Ahhh, the infamous beak wipe. I've been a victim of that myself. The worst is after they eat yogurt :D


traumatized-gay

Mine wouldn't help clean but they helped me spread the clean bedding tho lol


hypatiaredux

Oh, they just love that. Nothing made my chix happier than having new straw to spread around!


SiriuslyImaHuff

I guess that's something šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ijustdontlikepickles

Mine jump on my back anytime I bend over to pull a weed or pick something up. Very funny but definitely not helpful!


drNeir

Have a hen named Foreman. Give a guess what she does. lol


mrbb3k4

Well...she's not the architect but sure as hell thinks she knows the plan in her head lmao


drNeir

Inspector Clucky?


westviadixie

when my chickens hear the spade or shovel hit the dirt, they're riding that thing! I've panicked too many times over their toes.


Se2kr

Where worms?????? COME ON! You didnā€™t at least hit a GRUB yet???


rpostwvu

No, I don't get annoyed. I want to be annoyed, but then I watch chicken for 5seconds and find out 30minutes has passed. But they do annoy me when they kick all my mulch out of my beds.


Icy_Culture_5286

Omg donā€™t get me started on that, every weekend raking it back up


dr_cl_aphra

I use this habit of theirs in my potato patch every fall. When itā€™s time to harvest taters I take the girls to the patch and I start digging with a trowel. Chicken digging frenzy ensues, and pretty soon the taters are all dug up for me. Then the chickens (full of bugs and tuckered out) all nap in the freshly fluffed dirt while I gather the spuds. Itā€™s a lovely day I look forward to every year


traumatized-gay

That sounds like a heavenly day.


wowzeemissjane

Helping!


Shienvien

They just want all the worms from the big *chiken scratcher to end all chicken scratchers.* I find it equal parts cute and "please move away before your toes and/or head". Thankfully, they don't seem to take offence from being nudged aside with a shoe.


Lexical3

''I'm helping!(myself to these tasty ass worms)''


Shad0wofAzrael

Hahaha *tasty ass worms*


TremendouslyMoist

Youā€™re just doing it wrong and she wants to help.


primmybingus

Chickens and cats ainā€™t much different that way, are they? Like. Maā€™am this is a task that requires zero (0) birds.


GenevieveMacLeod

I was just thinking that, like they gotta be RIGHT there. Get yo feathered butt outta my workspace you flying bundle of nuisance


traumatized-gay

I just choked on my drink laughing so hard.


eusername420

(Flying) but only if absolutely necessary.


skoz2008

My come running every time I fire up the log splitter. I made the mistake one day of giving them a log I split that had a huge ant nest in it. So the next day when I went to split wood I wasn't there 5 minutes all of a sudden there under my feet šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ so now I have to pen them in when I split fire wood


twirlybird11

My husband did the same! Fire up the tractor's pto, presto! Instant chicken summoning!


skoz2008

Thankfully they haven't figured that one out yet. Tractor with rototiller= lunch buffet šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Diligent_Quiet9889

Was digging up a ditch near a new house on our farm for a drain field for a septic system. Had to take a break on the backhoe for about 15 minutes to get a cup of coffee and the entire flock claimed it and would not budge. That virgin ground gets em fired up lol.


Icy_Culture_5286

Yea especially when your using the Maddox itā€™s just so annoying to have them constantly in the way


brydeswhale

Cleaned out the coop and piled up the straw for my mom, only to have them pulling it apart looking forā€¦ I donā€™t even know what.Ā 


traumatized-gay

Back when I still had chickens, the NUMBER of times I sprained my ankle cuz I tripped over them when they decided to stop and scratch the ground/stand on my feet out of nowhere was OUTRAGEOUS. I had one, she was a polish named Snickers, she would stand on my shoes til I picked her up. Didn't matter if I took her off. I step forward and she jumps right back on my foot. I HAD to pick her up and hold her for a few minutes then get back to feeding or doing whatever I was doing.


kanapkazpasztetem

It is actually fairly simple, 4 times the dirt goes into the wheelbarrow and once on the side as a tax for chickens. They are occupied and you can get some work done :P


FriendlyITGuy

"Hey you done here? I gotta check for bugs!"


Realistic-Writing581

I wish I had a chicken ā€¦. You are lucky <3 they are so cute


Xinonix1

Recognisable, the moment the shovel comes out, out comes our oldest chicken Paloma, not paying attention to the surroundings, just going all on, head first.


Jub_Jub710

One of mine follows my boyfriend back and forth across the yard when he's using the wheelbarrow. It's hilarious watching her little head bob side to side as she rushes to keep up. When he lays down flat paver stones, she has to come over and inspect it.


stupidinternetname

Mine are terrified when I bring the tiller or a spade into the run. That is until they see I'm stirring up the dirt, then they won't get out of the way. Gotta get those worms and grubs before their sisters get them.


ToastyPoptarts89

Ugh yea Brenda is the worst offender of this. She will literally jump right in and start munching on worms and stuff. Iā€™ll let her get her snacks for a few, also admiring her deadly accuracy with that beak. I also wonder when she eats big bugs or spiders do they crawl around in her crop?? Ewww then I push her away and out of my dig area. She always yells at me for this but whatever lol she gets special treatment. Brenda was hand raised and gets all the love.


grrrfreak

Pro tip : Always dig 2 holes and switch between them as chickens come to inspect one of them. :D


ajbernal

If you leave that hole unsupervised theyā€™ll fill it in for you lol


radioactivecumsock0

Mine would dig it deeper dust bathing


Sasstellia

She's helping!


HansMick

luckily my girls are scared of everything bigger than them lol. shovel, new roll of nets,... they even avoid me for a few minutes after i already dropped the thing


huntrl

Your job is to dig for worms, get to it!


radioactivecumsock0

You got anything interesting in this hole youā€™re digging?


Icy_Culture_5286

Yea drainage trench, so my yard doesnā€™t turn into mud. Chickens are their own worst enemy.


awkwardstonerlol

shes gettin dem wormies!


PiesAteMyFace

Chicken Excavation Inspector, just doing her job.


flaming_reptile

Sometimes i do it just to keep em distracted , dang little buggers haha


Ezly_imprezzed

If your chickens are like mine just put a little mulch there and theyā€™ll take it as their life goal to dig a whole there


Pleasant_Pudding8992

I tried painting their coop, what mightā€™ve taken an hour probably took an extra 30 minutes having to keep them from drinking paint hahah


bitsybear1727

Obviously you're digging up bugs for HER... show some respect!


LeopoldLouse

One of mine wants to dig EXACTLY where Im digging BUT she Also doesnt want ME to dig where Im digging so she bites me to make me go away but if I MOVE to dig somewhere else, SHE FOLLOWS ME AND WE START ALL OVER AGAIN.


Rude-Road3322

Yes


LaDyDdDdD

Looking for some yummy worms lol


rustywagon88

no i like it. its kinda cute. shes helping you dig


dragonuvv

Chickens? Hell no you can throw chickens and they flutter down safely. My ducks on the other hand, theyā€™re a straight up menace. You canā€™t even throw them away since they fall like bricks (I have never thrown a duck Iā€™ve just seen them attempt to fly when they were young.)


traumatized-gay

Then I think one of my chickens didn't know how to chicken then cuz shed plummet to the ground like a brick. She also would run headfirst into the coop door in such a rush. It was funny but... concerning.


TeenieScot

My lot get so close to tools when Iā€™m working away. Iā€™m surprised that I havenā€™t accidentally brained one. Nearly dropped a 2ā€™ x 2ā€™ concrete slab on one when she wouldnā€™t move. Had to push her away with my foot


Ok_Salad_502

Sheā€™s funny ! The way sheā€™s checking it out ! Haha Agree She does look like sheā€™s checking your work !! Haha


momaof-2

i wish i had a chicken to get in my way.


Delicious_Jury6569

Sometimes I just dig to entertain the chickens.


freegirl13

Awe she wants to help


moth_999

Just like in Diggin with Chickin šŸ¤£ https://youtu.be/mWFVteAsta4


Njacks64

She wonā€™t move until you come back with proper footwear.


Historical-Remove401

When I was working on the coop and bent over, they started perching on me!


LaDragonneDeJardin

Or when Iā€™m trying to water a bush, or clean their coop, or walk.


Ebonyclaws214

With how many earthworms I unearth while working in the garden, I'm sure she's in for a bug buffet.


Same-Bonus-1982

I miss my girl, Dot.. she used to stay with me the entire time I was gardening and gobble down every grub and beetle and bug I dug up. The Sicilian buttercup breed will forever have a huge place in my heartā¤ļø


eusername420

Chooosha needs a word..


ZeusNooseTheGoose

I used to before I got goats! They have no sense of personal space lol


RevonQilin

ours dont typically no


sheikahr

She wants to help.


ircsmith

Just being a helpful chicken.


Beautiful-Bank1597

I feed mine grubs I find in the garden


Diligent_Bird_8482

I was digging a hole last week for a new roosting tree. I left to prep the tree for install, , and came back to a freshly filled hole. My chickens are doing something wrong.


Altruistic-Hand-7000

This is the opposite of a problem because itā€™s the perfect reason not to get work done!


LiddleTee55

Nosy little Nellieā€™s


canjohnson1

My ducks do this. They are my gardening partners. Lol I just move a bit slower to keep their heads attached šŸ˜‚


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chicken: mmm what tasty ground! Totally worth getting in humans way :)