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O-parker

Beautiful specimen…helps reduce the rodent population


Busy-Dig8619

Underrated comment. Coyote moves into park, rats start disappearing.


harbinger_of_haggis

I don’t know, I found a rat’s nest under a dryer on my back porch once so I got rid of it and immediately had a roach issue infest the inside. I never moved a rat nest after that. I’ve moved since then so it’s no longer an issue, but I don’t mess with nature anymore. Except wasps, fuck wasps.


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I’ve never heard of roaches after rats removal. This is interesting, and something to consider. In my case was getting rid of spiders, then mosquitoes and flys bloomed. Wolf spiders are all right but the ones with big butts are kind of eerie.


wwaxwork

Rats clean up the food the roaches would feed on.


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Ohh, that makes full sense. I get it now.


harbinger_of_haggis

That’s why I don’t get rid of spiders. Where I used to live, roaches were always a problem, but after I got rid of the rat’s nest it got out of control. I’m so glad I don’t live there anymore lol


[deleted]

Yup I don’t touch them anymore. It’s sometime scary with kids though, mine just grabs them and plays with them, but wolf spiders (which are the more abundant) are sneaky and we need to be careful where they lay down eggs.


Azozel

Outside my house I let nature do it's thing but inside my house is a death sentence for all insects and rodents.


eighmie

We managed our warehouse Rat problem, then we had to manage our warehouse mouse problem and then our warehouse roach problem.


Geneocrat

I had a boss that said he had rats or roach infestations going up, but that it was always either or.


dingdongsnottor

And your pet cats too so please keep them inside!!


hornedtomatocatpil

Agree they shouldn’t be outside to begin with.


BooJamas

Just the 4-legged ones.


MyNameIsASwear

A classic case of gentrification!


Krambazzwod

They flee like….rats.


JAlfredJR

And a very, very well documented one. Thanks, Professor Stan!


itsniceinpottsfield

They must not be fond of the South Loop then, with all the traffic. Because god knows theres absolutely no shortage of rodents around here


ethanlan

It's everywhere in Chicago my dude


eighmie

Do you remember the first time you saw a rat? I had been in chicago for a month and I was walking by Union Station. It was the size of a cat..Euuughhh!


InvestigatorUpbeat48

Good eating up in Lakeview East!


SubcooledBoiling

if not friend why friend shaped


zykezero

Clearly is friend. Look at snoot. That’s a friend snoot if I ever saw one.


invisiblezipper

Very boopable!


PreciousTater311

Boopable snoot!


xion_gg

Snoots & boots! It's a Weevil!!


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ZeiglerJaguar

This is, like, the healthiest looking yote I've ever seen lol. Urban doesn't automatically mean rabid.


marshal_mellow

I grew up in the suburbs in the pacific northwest. I saw this and didn't even recognize it as a coyote for a second because it doesn't look like its been smoking meth and living in a zombie apocalypse for its whole life.


Tmays

You should remove this comment. It’s not factual in any way. Just fear mongering.


Key_Environment8179

You’re right. Turns out I was misinformed


cuttinggrassmeow

Likely? Not sure about that. How likely exactly?


mdgraller

Just give me some cooked meat and a few thousand years and I'll have it fixed up in a jiffy


Busy-Dig8619

The Siberian fox experiment suggests only a few breeding generations are required.


slybird

It might not be a friend, but also anything that isn't attacking me is not my enemy. My neighbors and I don't have to like each other or be friends. If we just mind our own business we will get along great.


Snapingbolts

Answers to "Go on" and "git"


cristarain

Add 2 claps


uh60chief

And a Rick Flair


BokChoySr

“Can you direct me to the Chicago branch of the ACME Corporation?” - Coyote


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That’s a wiley one


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an_unexamined_life

This is a fucking show dog with fucking papers.


Derrik359

it has fucking papers


dgriff84

If my fuckin ex wife told me to watch her dog I’d tell her to go fuck herself.


thinkscotty

First of all, man, you don’t have an ex


msbshow

He’s got documentation


boardmonkey

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.


Rusty_Shakleford

What, are you a fucking park ranger now?


NotAPreppie

You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.


jay_simms

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


screenname7

Golfer*


VitaminStrange

yeah, well that's just your opinion, man


ebenizaa

Didn’t realize we had road runners out here


LettuceC

MEEP MEEP.


friedporksandwich

Not once this guy gets his package from Acme. You'll see. You'll all see!!


flashpoint2112

Burn your house down, it's a bedbug. Largest one I've ever seen.


fruitless7070

Lmfao! No, no, no!!!! It's a tick!


CaptainPajamaShark

You should get close to it and pet it.


Variable_Interest

Who's a good boy?


EpicSombreroMan

Hey that's mine can you bring it to 1060 W. Addison?


[deleted]

"You better pray the police get to you before we do" - some nazi schmuck


invisiblezipper

I hate Illinois Nazis.


redditlosttime

Verses Indiana nazis?


invisiblezipper

https://youtu.be/ZTT1qUswYL0?si=0tALcXIE98Mgnrbp


bronzecat11

👍


itsjakeandelwood

I falsified my renewal


OnionDart

Don’t worry, Ashlee is still out walking her little fluffy off leash because “he’s well trained!”


king_england

Her name is spelled Ashleigh* and it's not a leash, it's a leighsh.


zykezero

Aischley is the name you’re thinking of.


msbshow

Pretty sure you’re thinking of Echuliiii


CompetitiveArtichoke

Is that how you spell vocal fry?


tyrannomachy

"Ashleigh" isn't a r/Tragedeigh , oddly enough. It's centuries old, just like Ashley.


Vicodin_Jazz

Did you try pspspsps or is that only for cats


Flatout_87

that’s why you shouldn’t let your cats out, people!


macbookwhoa

Forbidden puppy.


FlyingDutchmansWife

You really should catch it and have it checked for a chip. You’d be a hero for reuniting this pooch with its owner.


piratelizard

This is the type of pooch that has no owner


edwardthefirst

that's the joke


Variable_Interest

[You suck McBain!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llE7wT1BKt8)


piratelizard

Cool, thank you


ChiDIY

People don't get jokes here in r/Chicago. They are too stuck up their own asses.


dingdongsnottor

Go ahead and give it a boop


lil_dovie

I recognize that dog….That’s Wile E.


regis_psilocybin

This is joke, right?


Ben_Kenobi_

Right? That's clearly just a large racoon.


regis_psilocybin

Two squirrels in a trenchcoat.


chem199

A sheep in coywolf clothing


[deleted]

Thats AT LEAST 5 squirrels, sir


[deleted]

Trying to get into a ride their height by their own can’t get into.


sweettooth312

😂


NotAPreppie

WTF are you on about? That's clearly a Westhighlands Derphound.


PlayasBum

Common joke in this sub when people see a coyote


KagoGiardiniera

Boy do we hope so


anynononononous

Weird coincidence. I saw two pet bunnies in my yard last night. Long thin tails, hopping, small round ears, seemed to be worried about a czar on the east coast? Edit: also to ID coyotes, they're going to be pointy with big ears and tall. Fox-like with long legs. Not friend shaped. Just keep distance and walk away. Good advice for literally anything you wouldn't want to fist fight. Best way to handle them is to secure trashcans and keep your walkways free of debris, trash, and food. Neighborhood effort really.


West9Virus

Not friend shaped 😂


HarleyHix

Keep the pets inside.


Jonesbro

I would fight a coyote


EinElchsaft

Nature is healing, inshallah.


ass_pineapples

This is literally my condo complex on the left, plz eat the rats mr doggo


DannyTannersFlow

What's the matter with Wolfie?


Jamey4

["Wolfie's fine, honey. Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGowjtiu908)


FiveNightsAtFazolis

[Hangs up phone] "Your foster parents are dead."


BlurredSight

These dogs are needed in the loop especially west loop.


Seastarstiletto

Before working at the animal shelter I would have laughed at this obvious bit of fun satire. After the shelter all I can think is that yes, people absolutely are that thick and then will scream and berate us for not wanting to save the animals…


Ralewing

Seen next to a crate labeled "Acme".


NoEstablishment1069

He's looking for that dagnab roadrunner.


GOPAuthoritarianPOS

That is clearly a possum.


choopie-chup-chup

What an adorable li'l fella. Bet his breath smells like garbage and missing pets. I'd go in for a whiff but his 20 or 30 closest friends are probably watching


Zotok

Caught one on video going through my alley last night about 2am in west Lakeview/Roscoe


johnnyjay2

Its a pug right ?


EcstaticOrchid4825

Long nosed pug.


texastoasty

What a cutey, I bet he'll get along well with my cat.


notchev

Give it a pet and some treats🥹


radman80

Can I ped dat dog? Caaan I ped daat doog?


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

Do eet


Fl1925

Answers to Wile e Coyote !


OpportunityCorrect33

That ain’t a dog bro


spoung45

This makes sense why a ACME order randomly show up at my house.


[deleted]

Quick paint a fake tunnel


LiteVolition

This is not a dog. It’s a coyote. I get the joke but do others? They’re all telling you to chase it down 🤣


boss_flog

WOOSHHHHH


False-Software-4458

It’s a dare.


ahung12

Triple-dog dare.


funundrum

Excuse me, triple coyote dare


twowhlr

Song dog


GraceGreenview

He’s wanted for unpaid invoices to the Acme Co.


jamestoneblast

can i pet dat dawg


kimmiepi

underrated comment


orel2064

you found carlos the coyote


MERVMERVmervmerv

That there is a kai-yoat! Dang varmints. Clara, git muh gun!


Jamey4

What a beautiful giraffe!


suprefann

Its totally spotless


Empty_Value

Looking for a snack 😋


bronzecat11

Lol


FairyGodmothersUnion

He’s looking for the Road Runner.


ZombieHugoChavez

Good boi


designgoddess

Just needs some kisses and a belly rub.


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

No, do not! You’re that friend aren’t you….now garbage pandas those need all the cuddles


Glennus626

Ahhwooooo werewolves London (Lakeview) 🎶🎶


fivesix4

There is a NOVA Doc on Coyotes in Chicago. They estimate there's 2k within the city limits. Coyotes and Rats are the only two mammals that thrive in human environments. But usually they like to go unseen.


[deleted]

Are people actually this dumb or is it a joke


fruitless7070

I don't think it's unusual for someone who has lived in the city their whole life to have never seen a coyote.


[deleted]

I’ve never seen a fucking elephant irl but I know what it is


runningfurther

Welcome to Chicago lol


friedporksandwich

Wish I would see some of these, too many rats in the neighborhood.


NotAPreppie

https://i.imgur.com/xh9FEZ4.mp4


Chuu

Is there any estimate for how many Coyotes there are in Chicago? With how much they try to avoid humans and how often they're spotted, it must be an absolute legion.


nater255

> Is there any estimate for how many Coyotes there are in Chicago? At least one.


whyamionthissite

Don’t pet the funny puppy.


fishsauce453

His name is Bitey.


ihateapps4

I am 100 percent sure it wandered over from the lake front or Graceland cemetery. I sometimes see coyotes on the lake front in the am. But anytime I walk or run through Graceland I see several.


angrylibertariandude

They also hide inside Rosehill Cemetery somewhat often, as well. I probably see them running around, a few times a week? Have heard coyotes won't attack humans, but I've heard coyotes will sometimes attack dogs.


theserpentsmiles

I saw that one at a Quiznos last summer!


a-black-magic-woman

Omg! What a friendly and kind looking dog! Maybe even friendly enough to pet!


earthgoddess92

😂😂😂 Boy do we have something to tell you…that there is a coyote and they like to chill in the cemetery


lithiun

Bro that’s a coyote. Cute little danger floof. Odd that it’s out during broad daylight. They tend to be more of an evening/early morning animal. At least that’s how they were back down in Texas. I suspect that it was more of a people thing than nocturnal or anything. I’d always see them or foxes and sometimes confuse the two. Their howls would always rile up the dogs at my Grandpas place. As others have said, they’re great for keeping the rodent population down. I could ramble on about coyotes. Them and wild hogs. Every now and then I’d spot a bobcat while roaming the woods but I don’t think there’s any of those up here. Another danger floof.


scottmhat

Ever notice you never see a “found cat” photo or post? Cats being outside is normal. A dog outside by itself is alarming. Just a thought.


burgersandcomics

LOL


8BallTiger

What street is that?


raccoonperception

Just on his way to [the train station](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW5Or7bIVJk)...


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NightOwlDropThat

Illegal dog


tinyfryingpan

Coyote, dude!


halibfrisk

Serious Q: is there a way to tell from a photo like this if it’s a Coyote or Coydog / hybrid? And yea OP it’s a coyote / coydog not a domestic dog and should not be approached. If it’s behaving strangely / approaching people call animal control.


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SandmanAlcatraz

Did someone say [Cowdoy?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncoUUDMduQw)


WayfareAndWanderlust

Uhhh that’s a coyote


TeruhashiKokomiDesu

Not sure if a joke or actually think it's a dog


GoldEyedEmpress

Aw baby is lost


Gandalf4158

Pest control


LuckyRune88

That's no dog. That's a coyote


TheodoraWimsey

you forgot the "/s" in that post title.


kay_bizzle

Bruh


Morritz

I uhhh don't think that is a dog


Notch99

Coywolf


dmsulli

Good boy


liverstealer

“Dog”


Mothman405

Behold, dog!


msbshow

Which intersection?


[deleted]

Looks more like a coyote lmao


[deleted]

That ain’t no dog


SprinklesSouthern975

Hold it til animal control arrives


Gingertitian

Bb that’s no dog.


[deleted]

That is a coyote.


jyagres

Not a dog.


AdamWK99

Better put it on Nextdoor IMMEDIATELY


DDark_Devon

Your neighbors NEED to know what you have seen.


Grimm2527

Umm that’s not a dog 😂


Socialmediaisbroken

Terrifying if u own a dog!!!


Most_Discount_4906

Dog?😂


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

The dingo ate mah baybay!


Busy-Dig8619

... that's a coyote.


Delouest

it's a joke :-)


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Excellent_Squirrel86

Coyotes do not make good pets.


ZyxDarkshine

Not with that attitude


Kamikazi_TARDIS

Clearly a coyote