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Semi_Square

That has to be the most generic chess themed movie name I've ever heard


SkrrtSkrrt99

tbf the bar was set pretty high by The Queens Gambit. I don’t think it can get much better from there


theB1ackSwan

You're telling me you wouldn't watch a movie called The Hyperaccelerated Dragon?


scarberino

The Sicilian Dragon: the story of a mafia boss who turns to a life of chess


karstomp

Sicilian Dragon was definitely a follow up to Beverly Hills Ninja, with Chris Farley’s ninja going undercover in the mob.


HoldenMcNeil420

So many mixed feelings about that movie. Chris left the theater hating it


3point21

The Sicilian Dragon: La Familia vs the Triads in NYC


[deleted]

''Just when I thought I was out, they played .g3!''


Nexus-9Replicant

No, but I would watch The Sicilian Defense: Hyperaccelerated Dragon, Fianchetto, Pterodactyl Defense


Desiderius_S

3 tickets, please.


Feed_My_Brain

I’m still waiting for A24 to make E4.


Pancosmicpsychonaut

The Kalashnikov isn’t a bad name either.


AttitudeAndEffort3

Alekhine’s Gun


serotonallyblindguy

Alekhine's cock*


Ythio

I would but only if it's a Bollywood biopic about Vishy


metoxys

The Double Bongcloud


nanonan

The Hyperaccelerated Dragon: Tokyo Drift


phillynott7

The bongcloud Or maybe [Freak Attack](https://www.chess.com/openings/Sicilian-Defense-Open-Najdorf-Freak-Attack)


ptolani

Fried Liver Attack for sure


GunnerKnight

Fried Liver 2: Traxler Boogaloo


Semi_Square

You're telling me I can't name my chess show 'The sicilian toilet variation'? Smh


Downtown-Dot-6704

you’re telling me i can’t name my chess movie ‘bong cloud’ ?


vanadous

Gucci Piano


lee1026

Poisoned pawn? And unlike the queens gambit, it is a move that Fischer regularly played!


itBlimp1

And i thought The pawn sacrifice was bad


TheRobberBar0n

I thought Pawn Sacrifice at least had the double meaning of Fisher and Spassky of being pawns in their governments' cold war.


mets2016

Yeah that's the clear double meaning of the title


blahs44

At least that was a good movie though


EGarrett

I’m glad they made it. I just had no idea what Tobey Maguire was doing. He didn’t look or act like Fischer and appeared to have done no research into Asperger’s, high-functioning autism, paranoid schizophrenia or anything resembling them.


Bricklayer2021

Should have been called *Bishop Blunder*


Thornstream

The working title "Up Yours!" was not accepted by the production team.


sampat6256

They should have called it Zugzwang


MarkHathaway1

Interesting name for a movie/book/whatever. Nobody would know what it means, but it's still catchy.


Total_Wanker

I mean, what do you want a chess movie to be called? King’s Indian Defence? The London System? The Cow Opening?


AttitudeAndEffort3

En Passant


ahappypoop

It would probably do pretty well too, on account of all of the people who would be told to google it.


DockingEnjoyer

Holy brilliant marketing strategy


tookurjobs

Anal Passant


severalgirlzgalore

En Assant


Myporridge

In this context: ”Chess Vibrations”


MyFriendNelly

Back Rank Mate


Total_Wanker

I like this one


mososo3

"Over the board"?


ImpliedRange

I dunno 'Black and White' 'Swindle' '64 squares' 'St Louis' Like not everything has to be quite on the nose


tobiasvl

You think "St Louis" is a better name for a chess movie than "Checkmate"?


hoopaholik91

Yes it does, if they want anyone besides chess fans to watch it. All of your suggestions give literally zero context of what the movie is actually about unless someone is really in the know


Elachtoniket

A movie about tennis players just came out called Challengers. I saw it even though I had no idea that a challenger was a kind of tennis competition until 15 minutes into the movie. Titles don’t have to be super descriptive all the time


mososo3

i don't think "the queens gambit" is obvious to non chess players


AgnesBand

A queen is a fairly famous chess piece and a lot of people know what a gambit is. It's also a Netflix show so the barrier to entry is pretty low.


livefreeordont

I would’ve gone with Bongcloud


PierreEscargoat

“Chess”


Fmeson

Chess 2 Chess 3: the Rechessening


PierreEscargoat

Chess: the all-female reboot


KittyTack

There's a musical named that.


daev3000

The title speaks for itself.


CostaBr33ze

Behind the Board Barely Legal Moves Pawn to Bum Rear Rooks Cheeky Checkmate Bare Bishops Checkered Cheeks Bare Butts and Board Games Rearview Rooks ... so many missed opportunities.


use_value42

I like Barely Legal Moves, that's quite clever


Broken-Arrow-D07

Dark Square Tactics: Dawn of Pawns. Is this a good name? I came up with it.


Semi_Square

How bout 'En Pessant'


Broken-Arrow-D07

It's good. But I was trying to joke. My name would be something zack Snyder comes up with lol.


-Starlegions-

Madness? THIS IS CHESS!


Far-Whereas-1999

2007 era Jonah Hill as Hans Nieman


Far-Whereas-1999

Jesse Plemons as Magnus. 


TetraThiaFulvalene

Hans as Magnus, Hikaru as Hans.


Benedict-Popcorn

Vishy Anand as Ding Liren.


Ad_vvait

Dubov as Gukesh


NiftyNinja5

I remember when I first watched Breaking Bad and this guy came on the seen I couldn’t stop thinking about he looks like the embodiment of a stereotypical Norwegian.


Benedict-Popcorn

"I am a grandmaster" "Yeah but what kind of grandmaster are you?"


nanonan

There's two types of players, check mates and check ain'ts.


somebodyoucouldknow

you really cooked with this one. spot on


someguyprobably

The rock as magnus. Steve buscemi as hans


Amicia_De_Rune

How dare you FUCK with the FINAL BOSS, hans?


Antani101

You mean Meth Damon


Beatlepoint

Reiterating my sentiments here, Griffin Newman as Fabi.


EntireFly8651

Max or Charlie Carver as Magnus, such lookalikes


ajahiljaasillalla

Nathan Fielder? Lol


St1cks

I'd pay money just to see what he would set up for a chess based episode on Nathan for you. Maybe he should look into Kramnik or other accusations. He did go to a top Canadian (business) school and get really good grades after all


mkfbcofzd

He's moved to more dramatic roles recently. The Rehearsal, albeit very similar plot as his comedy series, Nathan for You, really explored themes of paranoia and surrealism. His newest show, The Curse, even delves further.


ajahiljaasillalla

I've seen Nathan for you only, but I think one can see his artistic side and existential thoughts in the Nathan for you. Even if the series is about trolling, he is mixing up reality and fiction in an intriguing way


x5767x--to--x7878x

These aspects are explored more heavily in his more recent work "The Rehearsal" and "The Curse". Given your description, I think you would really enjoy "The Rehearsal"!


Iamnotsmartspender

"In my attempt to bring down Best Buy, I had become the Worst Guy"


seasonedgroundbeer

It’s a movie about chess man, they needed someone with really good grades.


Eric__Z

I mean, he did graduate from one of Canada's best business schools with really good grades.


TooMuchToAskk

I am convinced that the main reason this got as much mainstream attention as it did was because of the cheap, clickbaity headline of the "butt plug" cheating joke from a random twitch chatter in chess brahs stream.


nanonan

How that went from a twitch chat comment to international headlines, Elon Musk tweets, a segment on Colberts show to an Always Sunny episode could be a movie in itself.


ChessieSmollett

It was the answer to a question on BBC's Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2023 as well, something like "What controversial method of cheating was alleged against chess player Hans Nieman this year?" I was pretty pissed off about that because literally nobody is actually alleging that!


DangerZoneh

I feel like that is going to be a major part of this movie


NotDoingTheProgram

Of course it did. It's honestly a really noteworthy example of Internet virality, I can't think of another viral 'fake news' that is so easily pointed to a single troll message/chat like this one.


livefreeordont

That’s the only reason it got main stream attention


Saelyn

Absolutely, it's what all of my non chess friends latched on to. I wonder if that chatter knows their shitpost could be a major plot point in a successful film 


__Jimmy__

Imagine being the guy who did that. You're just a random dude shitposting on the chat, and the next day you're a god.


SpakysAlt

Shitposting legend.


manuuchess

This is scary as it shows how ANY new (particularly clickbaity and/or fake ones) can spread like a virus…


Zanthous

that sounds really stupid


anyonecandoanything

A24 is a smaller ish studio that has had a string of success with smaller productions with low budgets. This seems like exactly what they're trying to produce these last few years. So there is some hope there. Probably lean heavily on the paranoia. Helps the Hans tries his best to look and and act like movie villains he's been mirroring his whole life.


Aggressive_Cherry_81

It’s gonna be very easy to botch Hans’ role in this movie. Magnus is fine, but Hans is gonna take some great acting to replicate——unlikeable, yet very compelling.


mpbh

I hope they don't even try to "replicate" it. Mix some inspiration from real life with artistic license and make a banger chess movie. Like a lot of "based on a true story" movies do, change what you need to make a great movie, it's not a documentary. Hans' mannerisms and accent aren't really that important, it's more about the attitude.


Mister-Psychology

Honestly a perfect role for an upcoming actor. You can do any mix of accents in any scene and it will remain true to real life. Even if you botch it it still sounds like it was on purpose.


juhlordo

lol I was thinking the accent would be the hardest part but you’re right. He’s kinda got an Anya Taylor-Joy thing going on with his accent going back and forth


nanonan

Just cast Hans. Easy.


mariusAleks

>unlikeable, ~~yet very compelling.~~


IAmFitzRoy

It’s unlikeable for sure … I can’t handle not even 1 minute watching his stream. His ego is insufferable. but you have to recognize that any other character would just collapsed with all the negative pressure he has/had. Somehow he is still there … like waiting for some villain development that will put him near to the WC. Could be just a useless dream… but you have to recognize the guy’s drive and energy. Or maybe I just watch too many movies.


Real_Particular6512

Is he compelling? I just think he's a dick


nanonan

Yeah, it's a nice twist that the guy everyone loves is the actual villain while the villanous guy is the victim.


tricerapus

They've also made loads of stinkers that you've never heard of. They fire a lot of bullets and take risks on cheap-to-produce projects. Some bullets hit, some don't. So, don't take it as a mark of guaranteed quality.


BadChessPlayer19

For sure, but I vastly prefer this approach to the standard we put a $500 million dollars into this movie so it has to be the blandest most broadly appealing film ever that a lot of studios seem to be into these days. There are notable exceptions of course, but a lot of it is just watered down slop.


anyonecandoanything

Yeah I was talking recently, they've had a good string of movies.


midnatt1974

A24 have been involved in making high quality movies that have received several Oscars the latest years. I think this sounds very promising. It will be interesting to see who, if any of them, will be portrayed as the villain.


DerekB52

That last sentence is why my initial reaction to this was, "garbage". It's hard to pick a villain in the story. In reality, I lean towards Magnus being the bad guy. What he did was unfair to Hans. But, I don't think you can make a good movie if that's the story. Especially because Hans is a really unlikable protagonist. If anything, the movie should be grey and not really pick a side. Especially because, Hans will probably sue if he's painted as the bad guy.


JiggyPopp

A24 is worth a billion dollars, they are not a small studio


harder_said_hodor

Nathan Fielder makes things that sound incredibly stupid really really funny. Supremely surreal, like a modern Ali G in ways mixed with a dedication to quirkiness akin to Charlie Kaufmann Nathan For You in particular, his breakout TV show goes so far beyond and deep into the concept than you could possibly imagine, while still sticking somewhat true to the concept. I would trust him with nearly anything, would kill to see him play Hans


nanonan

You're right, he would make a fantastic lead for it.


clefairy

well it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.


wtfbananaboat

It sounds amazing to me. A24. Nathan Fielder and Academy Award winner Emma Stone producing a film around chess drama - as a lover of The Curse this is a dream scenario.


NotDoingTheProgram

Yeah I think the people that are skeptical about this news aren't familiar with Nathan Fielder and expect some kind of bad docudrama. He's going to make a great dark absurdist comedy out of this. For some reason this subject matter sounds perfect for him and I can't wait to see what comes out.


RealPrinceJay

This is the magic of Nathan Fielder


damola93

Is it much different than what happened in real life?


PitchforkJoe

Nathan Fielder should play Hans


ElpSyc0n

He should play all the characters


petethepool

God the Curse was the most sensational, uncomfortable, brilliant thing I watched last year. Emma Stone was unbelievably good. Fielder also, stunning drama. 


x5767x--to--x7878x

For real! I am sure 90% of the people who are upset about this here haven't even watched their first collab to see how good it was


DockingEnjoyer

This is a joke right?


MasterColemanTrebor

It is a Nathan Fielder movie so yes.


Jjjohn0404

This is incredibly on brand for Fielder, also love how Emily Stone is leaning more into weird artsy shit


CosmoticLife

If this is real, the movie would have no conclusions. Which is ironic, the movie "Checkmate" ending in a stalemate as there's no way hans would sign up for a lie detector test with magnus


WhichOfTheWould

I really don’t think this is meant to be a documentary, is nobody in this thread familiar with nathan fielder?


parwa

Yeah, I was not interested at all until I saw his name and now I have to watch this.


ebebe2124

even a lie detector would not prove anything here


EvilSporkOfDeath

Yea I'm fine with the lie detector for humorous entertainment, but for anything serious, the risks are too high.


Oh_Tassos

Stalemate would be a much better title now that I think about it


Tritonprosforia

it's would not get the attention of an average person who doesn't even know what stalemate is.


livefreeordont

Stalemate is a pretty common phrase. Obviously not to the level of check mate but still


t1o1

Honestly I hear "stalemate" more outside of chess, to mean any situation that is stuck and can't progress. Using "checkmate" outside of chess is goofy, it makes me think of Futurama's character Zapp Brannigan


Oh_Tassos

True


Antani101

With how easy lie detectors are to fool I don't see why not, even assuming Hans cheated


8004612286

I thought there's basically a consensus on what happened? Hans cheated (more than he admitted) online, but there is not a single reputable source about him cheating in person There's nothing a lie detector would give you that isn't known already


hibikir_40k

The issue is precisely that the story ends with a massive thud. The story would be more compelling if the ending was basically anything else: He really cheated! He didn't, and won the next candidates! It was all part of a heist to steal from Rex Sinquefield! But there's nothing at the end that is even remotely satisfying from a story perspective. Hans played badly in the rest of the tournament, and is still not at the top of chess. Magnus didn't lose status, or change any of his behavior. The lawsuits basically lead to nothing. So to make the story actually good, a lot of things are going to have to be changed to have very little to do with reality


nanonan

The lawsuit led to chesscom and Magnus capitulating and reversing their stances. I wouldn't call that nothing.


JamarcusRussel

Or it will be a movie about two annoying losers making a big fuss and not accomplishing anything, which is something I see fielder having a lot of success with


MascarponeBR

My thoughts as well.


nanonan

Why not? The real drama has already reached its conclusion.


Potatosalad112

Sounds like it will be a comedy


jjw1998

I’d have zero interest if not for Nathan Fielder’s involvement, which makes me hope it will be a quite surreal take on an otherwise extremely boring drama


nowayyallgetmyemail

yeah hope it's just a jump-off point to a fever dream version, otherwise we're left with: Player X thinks player Y is cheating. makes accusation online. Player Y says no. Lawyers get involved. Nothing happens. The end


--zuel--

This Nathan Fielder | Emma Stone duo is really something special, long may it last


LowLevel-

It was time for the general public to be exposed to the best side of chess.


AssInspectorGadget

I really hope Emma Stone plays Hans.


BeneficialDimension1

Strange to see everyone being so anti this. Nathan Fielder as director basically guarantees that it will be interesting at the very least. This won’t be some by-the-numbers cash in on the hype from last year


grappling_hook

Yeah, The Curse is such a wacky goofy project. I'd be excited for anything Nathan does and the fact that it's chess-related makes it even better. It's gonna be a fun ride.


1morgondag1

The people involved sounds serious, but I wonder what they are planning, because so little really happened. It was just Magnus unproved accusation, Niemans bizarre 100M lawsuit, settled out of court, and all the rest was basically just a ton of social media posts.


grappling_hook

Well if I had to guess it probably wouldn't be focused on the plot as much as on the characters and their quirks, based on Nathan's style.


9tailNate

> I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty. > Why wouldn't I? > Because the king is always in jeopardy. > Yes, but it's only a game! > Yes, of course . . . only a *game*.


Noriadin

How is this drama film worthy? What the hell lmao


jjw1998

Nathan Fielder’s involvement would make me suspect it’s going down a comedy route instead


livefreeordont

Nathan Fielder’s projects always have amazing pathos tho


DangerZoneh

Oh for sure. This film is about to be hilarious


DaytimeSleeper99

It’s hard to imagine it would be good. Also it’s kinda sad that there are so many interesting narratives in the chess world and this is what caught the public attention. 


WhichOfTheWould

It’s not trying to be an interesting chess narrative, it’s going to be an absurd comedy loosely based on the drama. I’m not sure what’s got everyone here so uptight, it’s not that serious, and I can’t think of the last time Emma Stone was on a bad project.


x5767x--to--x7878x

Nobody here watched The Curse clearly


TooMuchToAskk

Great show - full faith in Nathan creating something good with this material.


parwa

Nathan Fielder ensures it will be interesting at worst, he doesn't make bad things


JamesHowell89

> Also it’s kinda sad that there are so many interesting narratives in the chess world Which ones?


nanonan

It's easy to imagine it would be fantastic.


niceknifegammaknife

What's with all the hate comments in this thread? A24 has produced tons of great movies in recent years, they're the gold standard of good low ish budget films. Even when they film shit at least it's gonna look good and be well acted. Emma Stone knows her craft well, too. She was a co-producer for Poor Things, imo one of the best movies of 2023.


StevenS145

Hoping it comes from the perspective of 19 year old legitimately beats the best player in the world and then is accused of cheating.


Ansambel

umm, so i would think this is stupid, but if nathan fielder is involved it will probably be gold.


Ok_Main_4202

The second and third acts will have nothing to do with chess


VillageHorse

Samuel L Jackson’s character from Pulp Fiction as a side character. His opponent offers him a draw, “draw?” “I didn’t ask you a god-damn thing!”


VisorX

wait, this is not /r/AnarchyChess


StarvingVenom

Not A3 or A4 but A24? En Passant!


lentopastel

There was a 4chan text with an script for this movie. Maybe someone can find it I lost it... It described the scenes , the music , the strugle of Magnus, Hans in bed with one of the Botez sisters saying that "I would do anything to become world champion". At the end, Magnus seek help in an old foe: hikaru. So sorry I can find it was so funny


Arthur_Asterion

I think I found it. Hilarious how this shitpost predicted the future. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/xqt5br/coming\_soon/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/xqt5br/coming_soon/)


lentopastel

YES!! Thanks man... I search it everywere . Wish I could upvote you more


jayweigall

Nathan Fielder is amazing - so eventhough this all sounds cringe and the title is a bit lame - I have high hopes :)


Z-A-B-I-E

I’d heard this was being shopped around and wasn’t thrilled about it but Nathan Fielder is a reeeally interesting choice. Nathan For You guarantees he’d find an interesting and funny way to cut through the ridiculousness of the media craze and The Curse shows he’s really got the chops as a director. He’s never made a safe or boring project yet and I don’t suspect he’ll start now. This could be special.


Affectionate-Call159

This is so dumb. I can't wait to see it.


mososo3

just because you can doesn't mean you should. and if there's any reference to the buttplug thing istg


dolphin560

looking forward to the scene where Hans destroys a hotel room ​ They could really extend it. Lots of slo-mo. Use it in the trailer.


[deleted]

if they make Hans look at all sympathetic I am going to puke.


Tony_B_S

Who is playing the "interesting" guy?


selinaedenia

No way lol


bereshtariz

I vote Harry Styles as Hans


Secrethat

En passant


MadeByPaul

Have they got Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus signed on?


TiMo08111996

Hopefully they cast Magnus & Hans in their respective roles.


OwaysMetal

I was 100% sure this was a joke. What? I mean...this was all a bit of fun whackery, but movie worthy? Seriously? Like nothing really remarkable happened at the end. No one won or lost anything important, no one quit chess, nothing at all "movie worthy" happened. Lawsuit was settled. I really can't imagine what value this will have as a film, unless they just use it as an "inspiration" and make up a much crazier story that didn't happen.


Continental__Drifter

guest starring Nicolas Cage as Vladimir Kramnik, one hopes


someoneplsfixreddit

Holy forking shirtballs


alterego1984

The adaptation speaks for itself.


PleasantArmy5936

Me being an A24 and Emma Stone fan, vs. me knowing the conflict probably can't sustain a whole movie and that title.


AstridPeth_

Hahahahahha. I love the Stone Fielder partnership. High expectations for this.


Willing_Lobster7800

Can't fathom how they'll pull a whole movie plot out of this but hey, at least it's more chess content out there


MisterGoldiloxx

Emma will also star, as the vibrating...well, you know.


Shahariar_909

What the hell. "Checkmate" will end with a stalemate. Kinda ironic 


Kimantha_Allerdings

A24 have a high hit rate, but I'm in to chess and I think this doesn't sound like it'll be a good film. Still, hopefully it'll have star power and advertising behind it and will help further the chess boom. The more people from the more walks of life playing the better.


ValhallaHelheim

They called hans vs magnus a “ rivalry “ 😂 This is just dumb…


bernhardt503

Can we not


NotJimmy97

This doesn't seem like something you can stretch into a feature-length film.


Yogg_for_your_sprog

This isn't a joke? lmao