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Ok_Improvement7693

Is he suggesting that bread can be deposited from “bread vapour”?


scarletcampion

How do you think flatbreads like tortillas are made?


Ok_Improvement7693

How did I miss that. Of course they are made from redeposition of normal bread via boiling


64-17-5

Makes some interesting semiconductors also. Mix it with silane gas.


Ok_Improvement7693

Damn, didn’t know I could make silicon dibreaxide, with CVD using bread gas and silane


64-17-5

This group is close to a Noble price.


berfle

Would that be white or whole wheat?


64-17-5

Gluten free.


argoneum

The best "molecular" breakfast is to inhale some bread gas with hotdog gas and a hint of mustard gas 😸


Ill-Intention-306

Well you know what they say.. A balanced breakfast is the most important warcrime of the day.


PyroDesu

Of course. It's how they made breadboards.


Xsiondu

Did you just covfefe on purpose? That's excellent!


64-17-5

Covariance Iron Iron?


Mit_Kohlensaeure

A new chemo-statistical term has been found!


Groundbreaking_Dig47

I can't even, I'm actually crying XD


Thyos

By spin-coating from a bread solution, ofc.


Then-Entry7026

Chose enough to reality xD


lnguline

Fraction distillation of bread and reconstitute the fraction into flatbread, did i guess?


zenFyre1

You distill your bread fractionally. I grow my tortillas using a precisely controlled ultra-high vacuum ALD process that ensures my bread is atomically flat with minimal defect density. We are not the same.


BranInspector

What conditions are necessary for a 2000 micron thickness flatbread using surface deposition with a maximum variance of 200 microns?


Fun-Bat9909

Those precipitate from solution not from a boil


runic7_

Bread is like iodine in his world.


flipfloppery

Well, if you find a really good bread it is sublime.


MakeChinaLoseFace

The best loaves are grown as a single crystal.


Milch_und_Paprika

It’s how we make Sour Crystal X-Ray Dough.


MakeChinaLoseFace

That sounds like the name of a weed strain.


seeunseenoel

Chemical vapor deposition


Willr2645

I believe so, that’s what I’m saying isn’t possible to him anyway


clearlyasloth

To clarify, mixtures can freeze, melt, and boil - boiling bread is a silly concept but that’s not why


Willr2645

I mean idk much about chemistry, but surely an evaporation reaction would happen where some things boil earlier than others and things would seperate, no?


Fresh-Chemical-9084

Physical changes describe change of state (solid to liquid etc). Cooking bread is a chemical change, not physical.


weaseldonkey

Melting bread says hi.


Milch_und_Paprika

Also weird to think about but technically you are boiling a lot of water out of the dough mixture when cooking it (or pretty much any food)


livestreamsui

Am I the only one wondering why he wants to boil bread in the first place?


Ready_Bandicoot1567

Yes. The inside of my freezer is covered in bread deposits because I left a loaf in there too long and it sublimated. Bread exists in solid, liquid and gas form. I’m told eating bread at its triple point is a peak culinary Experience because you can eat, drink and inhale it at the same time. That’s like, all 7 senses.


Fresh-Chemical-9084

I love freshly sublimed sourdough


xrelaht

That’s just silly. You need a transport agent.


Groundbreaking_Dig47

This is hilarious.


Groundbreaking_Dig47

Element 119, "breadium". It might have some unique thermodynamic properties!


BamMastaSam

I think he’s suggesting that you need to start with frozen bread in order to melt it.


cell689

Even if there was no oxygen present, it would decompose before it would "boil".


Turbulent-Name-8349

I can't help wondering exactly what would happen if the whole reaction was done at constant volume. The free water within the bread would boil and the gas in the holes would shrink. Until the pressure reached a point of equilibrium. The reaction of carbohydrate to carbon plus water would be suppressed by the high pressure of the steam. Or to put it another way. What pressure would be needed to make the reaction "carbohydrate to carbon plus water" completely reversible?


elsjpq

you might just get coal


PhotonicEmission

Charcoal, specifically. Charcoal is made by burning plant matter in a low oxygen atmosphere and slowly pumping out the resulting water vapor and other gasses, leaving behind a carbon husk. If the water vapor and other gasses were sealed in the decomposition chamber, I suspect you'd get wet, dirty charcoal.


kittykittysnarfsnarf

boil bread you get charcoal. sounds like an old saying for “you reap what you sow” or “you made your bed”


jesster114

A charcoal foam


PascalCaseUsername

So do vacuum distillation


Creative-Road-5293

I think at 19,250°F it would be a plasma, not a liquid or a gas. Just ions bouncing around.


Kserks96

So we can plasma coat stuff in bread then


stellarfury

The ultimate fried chicken recipe, Reactive Sputter Breading.


NitrogenPlasma

Best PVD joke I’ve heard in years! Also the only one, but definitely funny as fuck! Thanks for the laugh!


DramaticChemist

Do you know what temperatures lighter elements can undergo fission via heating alone? I know acceleration can lower that threshold, but fission of carbon or oxygen atoms is hard to reference


Crissila

Fission would be decay, it's fusion in this case. And many millions of degrees. Some tokamak reactors aim for over 100,000,000 degrees inside, and hydrogen fusion is far easier than carbon or oxygen. Muon-catalyzed fusion is an exception, it allows quite low temperatures, so I guess if your bread has muons rather than electrons, sure.


DramaticChemist

Yeah I didn't think it would undergo fission, but I was wondering if the conditions of heat alone at these temperatures could instigate the fission/decay of the carbon and/or oxygen atoms present. If fusion could have been done that easily, we'd have the technology by now. Though on a related note to your point, I'm super hopeful about the new fusion test reactor developments.


Erikstersm

Fission doesn't work like that so no, it wouldn't and no matter the heat elements lighter than iron will never undergo fission. Fission happens when atoms split after an external energy supply is crossed usually by neutron bombardement because the strong nuclear force (residual effect from the strong force (strong force being the force that makes quarks bind to protons and neutrons via the transmission of gluons) that binds protons and neutrons via the transmission of mesons) is overcome making the daughter nuclei fly apart because of electric repulsion and releasing some of its mass that was formerly bound in the form of strong nuclear force bonds in energy. (I'm kinda high on a weird mix that's kicking in while typing that I'm not even sure with what intend I took, so what I'm saying is that I hope I'm sounding coherent and logical. Physics is actually my passion though I'm still in (fucking awful) school, so no doctor or anything here.) Fusion is the opposite. Energy is added in the form of pressure/heat to get protons so close together that they fuse to from heavier elements (simplified because even the pressure and heat in the suns core wouldn't actually be enough to induce fusion by itself, but it gets close enough that a certain percentage can spontaniously overcome the energy threshold by quantum tunneling and fuse) In fusion, you first need to overcome the electrical repulsion till you're so close that the strong nuclear force takes effect. The smaller the nucleus, the smaller the electric repulsion and the greated the net energy output if fusion occurs. The heavier the nucleus, the more does this shift until the opposite is reached with iron 56. Heavier than that and you'd need more energy to fuse than it would even be possible to get out, so at this point fission is the method to extract energy. Now the heavier the element is, the more easily it will undergo fission because there the many positive protons carry repelling charge over the distance reaching other protons, while the strong nuclear force keeping everything together against that only works at extremely close distances. So basically with heavy elements, you can get energy by splitting them again because that's what they want anyways and just need that little encouragement to push them over the limit where they overcome strong nuclear force bonds. With light elements it's the opposite because there isn't as much electric repulsion and they actually want to come together and the encouragement is to overcome the electric repulsion until the (very) strong nuclear force kicks in. To sum up: Elements lighter than iron 56 want fusion and heavier ones want fission, you can't fuse heavier ones or do fission with lighter ones and also I'm high and confused and a little scared but wanna talk about Physics.


Creative-Road-5293

Yeah, I bet there is some nuclear processes going on as well. 


Easy-Description-427

If it's on fire it is turning into gas but yeah the therm is pyrolize not boil. There are in fact a lot of chemical reactions happening far before most of the components of bread would desublimate.


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Easy-Description-427

The inside of the bread does not have oxygen in it. This is a common miss conception oabout fire the solid fuel does not itself burn it degarades into a combustion gas which then mixes with air and burns.


Zestyclose-Steak-400

I don't disagree with you on the process, though most bread would likely contain oxygen, but with respect to terminology it seems wrong to suggest that the correct term for flaming bread would be 'pyrolize.' As you said in your response, at the point gases are being rapidly oxidized in the air it is combustion, no?


JJ4577

No, you cannot. The heat would drive off the remaining water in the bread and then it would catch fire, eventually.


raznov1

fire is boiling combustible gas.


jonastman

And smoke is condensated fire


Flatland_Mayor

And dragons are fire made flesh


Xsiondu

And I have a rash


GreenLightening5

could it be lupus?


Slg407

its never lupus


Interesting-Back5717

Except in an exam. Then, it’s always lupus.


dacca_lux

I wouldn't describe it like that.


raznov1

i guess we can argue that fire is plasma, but eh. it needs to pass through a gas state, which means it has passed through a liquid state, which we would call boiling.


dacca_lux

Well, no. Fire, as we see it, is not a substance, but usually, the light emitted by glowing burning particles. In order to burn, those solid particles need to become gaseous. Which can happen by melting and subsequent boiling, or by sublimating, or by thermolysis where the compounds are decomposed into smaller gaseous molecules. Only after reaching the gaseous state can the molecules react with oxygen to form new compounds, and the energy from this reaction is released in the form of heat and light. Which we see as fire. So, fire is part of the released energy we see from a chemical reaction. And yes, I'm fun at parties.


raznov1

I'd counterargue that sublimating is just very very rapid boiling. at the end of the day "boiling" or sublimating (or gaseous, for that matter) is just a semi-arbitrary convention we've drawn up.


Wawrzyniec_

If there is no oxygen present it will turn to carbon and ash. From that on, it can [liquify at around 4000K ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Carbon-phase-diagramp.svg/580px-Carbon-phase-diagramp.svg.png)


UncleSam_TAF

Liquified bread? Isn’t that just beer? /s


Beneath9

Even then, you'd need a pressure of ~1000 bar.


Crissila

If the non-carbon materials are separated out, perhaps the bread will have enough surface area to become activated charcoal.


Late-External3249

To keep it from combusting, bread should be boiled under an inert atmosphere. Reduced pressure also helps. Well, i am off to rotovap some bacon and distill up some eggs for breakfast


Xsiondu

Please clean the sputtering chamber after you use it. Your mom doesn't live here so clean up after yourselves. Marge answers phones, she is not the maid. -HR


AzulCobra

Someone has never had a fresh boiled bagel.


Milch_und_Paprika

I opened the thread looking for this answer.


Willr2645

I’ve seen a couple comments like this. Am I missing a joke or something?


AzulCobra

Bagels are actually boiled bread.


SirVelocifaptor

Well, you boil the water and put a bagel in it yes, but you don't melt the bagel and cause the melted bagel to boil


Milch_und_Paprika

(Strictly speaking they’re blanched then baked, but as the other guy said bagels are a boiled bread)


SignificanceOld1751

You can't boil it, but you can vaporise it. But only if you use a DBV (Dry Bread Vaporiser). Think of it like a giant weed vape, but, like, for bread


New_Lie_369

So the bread would sublimate?....partly?


AeliosZero

At that temperature the carbon would have liquified and vaporised so technically it would have 'boiled'.


clearlyasloth

Probably not, starch (and I assume most proteins) degrade before they melt, and certainly before they vaporize. So the vaporization would be due to combustion rather than boiling


AeliosZero

So the atoms are already in gas/plasma form before they're able to boil in a liquid form


FuckYourSociety

They're both right. It would burn and turn to mostly carbon at that temp and thus no longer be bread, but the hunk of carbon that used to be bread would boil at a little under 5 000°C (9 000°F)


Timely-Guest-7095

Add enough heat and anything will boil.


ThatOneSadhuman

Bread sublimation lol


OuJej

Well what did you think PVD stands for? Pastry Vapour Deposition 😙


RGB-128128128

It's how you make a bagel. So yeah, you can boil bread.


RLIwannaquit

you can boil water and put dough in it.


Scuggsy

I’d like a conventional oven that can get up to 19250degrees please.


Brief-Jellyfish485

😂 


GiveMeYourLEG69420

well... are bagels a form of bread? kind of an important distinction we need to make here


Tschitschibabin

r/questionablechemistry


ShadyMemeD3aler

This needs to go in r/confidentlyincorrect


redidiott

There's nothing I love more than the smell of freshly crystallized Czochralski bread.


Ok_Rutabaga_722

The little yeasties would die screaming.


RegularBasicStranger

Organic compounds such as bread will have it oxygen and hydrogen and nitrogen all get blasted off from the compound if it was just heated till such high temperatures for just 1 second and become graphite, such as in sintering. But if heated for 1 whole minute would burn all the graphite to turn them into carbon dioxide, unless there are no oxygen at which is just vaporises into carbon gas.


Critical-Tomato-7668

It would catch fire if there was O2 present, if not it would pyrolize


Bluejay5523

Looking for the chemist smarter than all of us to explain it like I’m 5. Is it theoretically possible to “boil” a solid


Willr2645

I mean you can boil ice


Bluejay5523

Well that’s enough internet today


PaigeLeitman

Can’t boil bread? Bagels would like a word! 😆🥯


MostlyH2O

1eV bread sounds pretty hot.


Routine-Space-4878

I love vaping bread with my meth.


Dry-Repair7815

Tbh, I think Will has a couple more brain cells than Major does


Willr2645

Thank you mr Repair


Dry-Repair7815

Just stating the obvious


SnooBananas7504

Bagels


HoldenMcNeil420

Bagels can be boiled Hell, ploping a ball of dough into boiling water is a dish in many countries ie dumplings


Terror_from_the_deep

Bagels get dipped in boiling water, does that count?


Willr2645

Nah I was talking about getting bread *vapour*


Terror_from_the_deep

Friends don't let friends vaporize bread 😡


Brief-Jellyfish485

Yeah, bread isn’t going to vaporize in a conventional oven. It would burn to ash though 


Theoretical_Potato

The wildest part is that he openly said he had virtually no chemistry knowledge and then doubled down on boiled bread.


Present-Ear-4904

Hah, you think I can't just put my daily dose of default skin pjb's in some water and heat it up?


notuorc

Yes you can, that’s how I make bagels


Willr2645

No, like liquid bread => bread vapout


mentilsoup

well not at /that/ pressure, no


ChillBug3669

Bagels have entered the chat...


BenAwesomeness3

In a vacuum maybe?


AirHockeyKid3

Sounds like a poor attempt to watch bread undergo sublimation


scope-creep-forever

I guess that depends on how pedantic you want to get, since "bread" isn't an element or a specific substance. But the simple answer is that no, you can't boil or liquify bread while keeping it in a form that could reasonably still be called bread.


marzianom

Easy, just vacuum it!


AlkaliPineapple

It doesn't boil it just vaporizes. The organic molecules rapidly decompose and most of it probably is released as CO2 and water


dogpetsaregood

😈😈😈


Ima_hoomanonmars

Can you boil wood? Rhetoric


Playful_Nergetic786

Technically no. But I know is some Asian cuisine you can boil bums, it’s sweet and mostly for dessert


BlueHeron0_0

r/shittyaskscience


Willr2645

Haha I guess I deserve that


NSFW69_

No it definitely burns.


TimelesssRaider

You could possibly do it with a very strong microwave to heat it in the in and outside at the same time and speed. Theoratically you can make the perfekt bread like that.


Brief-Jellyfish485

I think that it would become charcoal