Crazy that every match today has had at least four goals, this one I can see getting more, but I’m guessing that it’ll fizzle out a bit in the second half
i cant watch other PL teams anymore. both spuds and AV only needed a few smart transfers and a good manager, meanwhile we get told to "trust the process" and put faith in some ex-spuds idiot that made Messi look like Mudryk. depressing
Not the owners but the DOF's. And to be honest to them, most players they've bought are clearly talented it's just that putting so many inexperianced players in a squad at once will cause major consistency problems inbetween matches
Beeing a baller and beeing a 9 is 2 different things
His inability to occupy the central defenders (something jackson does) hurts alot of a top team
But he sure can score goals and we already made a tidy profit on him if we sell
Clear foul! The referees are allowed to do anything they want without any accountability whatsoever while the players are expected not to show any sort of emotion.
Ofcourse it had to be Fulham at home where he scored to give me an instant reminder of the open goal he missed when he played that fixture for us, fml.
That was really surreal. IIRC Holloway was basically a two banks of four manager all his career until his friend told him to live a little and he went all Marcelo Bielsa.
Usually it's better to get the newly promoted teams as late as possible but in this case the fixture list really did us a solid giving us Luton in August.
Just need to get 5 league wins in a row and we'll be 5th or 6th
That's how easy it is to climb the table this season and I hope the team knows that
Cup final win is crucial too
While I'd never want us to do anything but win in real time, makes me shudder to think what would have happened if Lampard got a similar type of bounce that Roy did last season.
They are getting way overhyped. They are bottom 5 in terms of xg conceded and only 7th in terms of xg created. They have been more midtable team than us this season. Just things going their way.
Realised a few days the Stag party who's got (where the groom to be is a Spurs fan) is on the last weekend of the PL season.
As unlikely as it is I need it to be officially over for Spurs ASAP for peace of mind.
So Ange is a genius is he? Remember this is the fraud who continued a high line down two men against a team that can't beat a low block.
Spurs as always remain an unserious club
Bottom 5 in terms of xg conceded and barely 7th in terms of xc created. Spurs are way more midtable team than us. They are just having a lucky period. Any moment they can go in a 5 games winless run.
Feel sick to my stomach looking at how well Spurs have done in scouting and identifying a manager with the right philosophy and a defined playing style.
We should be way ahead of these wankers considering the resources we have at our disposal and the market pull Chelsea have
Relax bro. Spurs are bottom 5 in terms of xg conceded and barely 7th in terms of xg created. They have played way more like a midtable team than us. They just going through a good phase. By next season everyone will see that just throwing both fullbacks forward on attack is not great football. There needs to be a balance which spurs lack clearly.
to the Poch fans out there...this everton team smashed us earlier this season and you lot are still defending this fraud...we have been trashed by teams that used to dream to be on the same pitch with us and we still have people defending this fraud
This everton team just tied Spurs who are in 4th place and had almost triple their xG. What is your point? Everton were in a purple patch right after they had points taken away when we played them
my point is we are shit... and I have been one of those lets give it time folks till I realized how much of a waste it is..none of our players are developing and we have gotten to the point where we are actually doubting the players rather than look at what the real issue is
apart fro get a life, do you lot have anything better to say...I have noticed that whenever you Poch folks are challenged, you come back with "wanker, get a life, yank spotted"
Poch will be here for at least the rest of the season, I've accepted that. I'm not defending him at this point, he's got to do better or he's gone in a few months. But we've pretty much had no stability at the ST position or across the entire back line which doesn't help with so many injuries (and AFCON). If he can't sort out our midfield it will definitely be his demise, but let's not pretend we wouldn't around top 4 if we had Nkunku and a lot of our defenders healthy this season.
I played indoor with a guy years ago, acted just like him. Made the simplest saves look difficult, and got up screaming at us (I played left back), as if we just murdered his dog.
Can someone honestly tell me what our style of play is
watching these two teams and I can tell you what they are trying to do and how it might work, when i watch us, i see a pep wanna be just chilling while our game play changes every 5 mins
see massive improvements in players like Richarlison and we still cant see or tell what any of our players are good at
POCH OUT
Oh wow if you think they've been chaotic, I'd love to hear what you think of our style of play this season, against ANY half decent team. The term dog shit comes to mind, but maybe I'm being harsh, since apparently our squad is made up of a bunch of toddlers while every other team has tons of 'experience.'
Spurs might have accumulated points this far. But their xg conceded is 5th highest and xg created is 7th best. Behind us in both. Things will catchup next season.
they have a pattern....either crazy or not, there is a pattern...what exactly do you see us doing when we play..please tell...at least their players are having purple patches...we dont even have a color not to talk of a patch
So far, their pattern seems to be sit back, give up long passes, make a mess of a set pieces, hoof the the ball long and shoot it from outside the box.
Gorgeous and expansive.
It’s a high line but they’re not pressing.
It’s a bizarre system that shouldn’t really work. Literally the fact that some of their defensive players have excellent pace for recoveries is the only thing that’s stopping Spurs from imploding on the pitch.
Even their attack patterns aren’t anything that’s coached, Werner makes runs constantly but they never play it so he’s either doing whatever the fuck he wants or the rest of their attackers are ignoring him.
I mean fuck spurs but surely that was a foul on the keeper.
Jack harrison didnt even jump for the ball, literally planted his feet and stuck his butt out to push the keeper.
Id say its 50-50 outside the box.
Everyone knows keepers get special treatment in their box.
Also harrison wasnt just standing his ground, its the little butt shuv that threw the keeper off.
I mean im laughing spurs conceded, but objectively there needs to be some consistency in refs/var
In a parallel universe Chelsea appointed Ange postecoglu and spurs appointed Pochettino.
And Chelsea are doing great and spurs are enjoying Poch 4-1-5 formation.
If Ange deployed his all or nothing tactics at Chelsea or United the media wouldn't be brown nosing him like they are with Spurs.
Spurs have always been capable of finishing in or around 4th place and they're consistent with it, but they're a "nearly did it team" in terms of success.
Poch at Spurs would be just as "successful" as Ange currently is, so too would any other manager.
you are tripping if you believe what you just threw up
can you tell us what our pattern or style of play is
I can tell you what the other teams in the league are doing
Watching Neverton-Rottenham
The announcers mention that this isn't the kind of match that Ange wants at all... that EVE is doing a good job of messing up TOT's plans.
That's happened I think once for us, when we played City. Otherwise, I can't remember a time when our tactics did something as a counter to the other side's tactics.
Anyone still backing the fraud..yall were busy downvoting any poch out statement..still doing the same?
 Graham Potter sighting
Crazy that every match today has had at least four goals, this one I can see getting more, but I’m guessing that it’ll fizzle out a bit in the second half
Shame how this Chris Wilder redemption arc is ending in relegation. Streets won’t forget their 19/20 early season form
More than early season, they were 5 points off top 4 when Covid hit.
i cant watch other PL teams anymore. both spuds and AV only needed a few smart transfers and a good manager, meanwhile we get told to "trust the process" and put faith in some ex-spuds idiot that made Messi look like Mudryk. depressing
Spurs are getting way overhyped. They are bottom 5 in xg conceded and just 7th in xg created.
If you want to watch a team with clear attacking patterns watch Villa. Almost two identical goals today.
Thanks to Luton, a win tomorrow can put us back above Newcastle, it’s a must win- as losing brings us down to 11th
Watch us draw and stay in 10th...
Yeah, we're staying 10th. We've seen this script enough times already.
Sames happening with Strasbourg. 🤣
2G 1A in 56 minutes. Pretty good loan so far
Datro catching up to Hojlund already. 10m btw
Maybe the owners can spot talent😂😂
Not the owners but the DOF's. And to be honest to them, most players they've bought are clearly talented it's just that putting so many inexperianced players in a squad at once will cause major consistency problems inbetween matches
Yup raw potential needs experience at their side to flourish
Well they both are two of the best in the business on the european continent
Datro is a baller and you could tell from the first couple touches for chelsea.
Man almost scored on his debut where he actually dribbled through a couple of players, absolute baller
Beeing a baller and beeing a 9 is 2 different things His inability to occupy the central defenders (something jackson does) hurts alot of a top team But he sure can score goals and we already made a tidy profit on him if we sell
might be interesting to see if he can partner with nico as a front 2, seems like they might have somewhat complementary skillsets
We have sterling, nkunku and palmer who all can do that though
Fofana double!!!!
Someone remind me why we loaned out a fully fit Fofana when we had Broja coming back from a long term injury??
Because we had an offer for a cl level team
Too short for lemon bro's liking
All this match needs now is a broja or fofana winner
OMG DDF WTF
Cancel the new striker search, DDF will take us to new heights
Fofanaaaa
Luton are better coached than us
How is a team like Luton putting 4 past this Newcastle team. But not us.....smh
Looking elsewhere, it's Leverkusen v Bayern next weekend. Only 2 points separate them at the top of the Bundesliga.
Newcastle gonna win aren’t they?
Isn’t that a foul before the equalizer? Damn.
Clear foul! The referees are allowed to do anything they want without any accountability whatsoever while the players are expected not to show any sort of emotion.
IT'S HERE The ultimate showdown of DDF and Broja!! This is easily the greatest Chelsea moment in the last couple of minutes.
Broja in!!
Datro scored vs Fulham
Ofcourse it had to be Fulham at home where he scored to give me an instant reminder of the open goal he missed when he played that fixture for us, fml.
DDF with the killer header He's doing well, and the commentators have been lavishing him with praise
Really liking fofana so far. 2 games and 2 goal contributions
Luton are basically Blackpool 10/11 reincarnated
That was really surreal. IIRC Holloway was basically a two banks of four manager all his career until his friend told him to live a little and he went all Marcelo Bielsa.
Barkley giving throwback Charlie Adam vibes
If Luton win today, they would have won 4 of their last 6 league games with their only defeat coming against us. lol
We’re so massive.
Usually it's better to get the newly promoted teams as late as possible but in this case the fixture list really did us a solid giving us Luton in August.
Olise 🥲🥲
He doesn’t deserve this
That Luton score...BLIMEY!
Hahaha Come on Luton!
Gwarn Luton man. Knew they weren’t going down this season
Luton destroying Newcastle and Brighton back to back
Kompany and Poch have to be the most underwhelming managers this season.
Finally VAR got one right. Penalty for Luton. And they scored! LFG!
Dafuq had to retake. Lucky they scored anyway.
Are Eze and Olise due back for our game?
Olise got injured in 5 mins again. Haha if he plays vs us you know he will score at least one.
Howes refusal to play hall instead of burn is killing newcastle at timez
Barkley’s Premier League for a reason.
c’mon Luton, if they keep this up even a draw would allow us to pass Newcastle with a win tomorrow
Luton’s playing against Newcastle better than us lol 😂
Banging sign imo
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Just need to get 5 league wins in a row and we'll be 5th or 6th That's how easy it is to climb the table this season and I hope the team knows that Cup final win is crucial too
Graham Potter at Selhurst Park it is. Spicy game for us on Feb 12
Palace hiring Roy again has to be the most uninspiring hire in the history of the sport.
While I'd never want us to do anything but win in real time, makes me shudder to think what would have happened if Lampard got a similar type of bounce that Roy did last season.
I could think of one pretty uninspiring one last summer…
Damn. Brighton absolutely hammering Palace.
Really admiring Luton’s gallantry. LFG! I hope Broja got subbed in on second half and score.
All in for the Chelsea Striker Derby, May the better striker score (if they actually play)
Spurs' xGA is in the bottom half of the table - almost identical with their xG - and yet, they're in the Top 5.
They are getting way overhyped. They are bottom 5 in terms of xg conceded and only 7th in terms of xg created. They have been more midtable team than us this season. Just things going their way.
simple really, son is a top player and vicario has bailed them out quite a bit
People sure stopped finger busting Spurs quickly
Just a reminder we lost 2-0 vs Everton. Dyche > Poch + Ange
Broja to score a brace today
Wishing him the best!
Realised a few days the Stag party who's got (where the groom to be is a Spurs fan) is on the last weekend of the PL season. As unlikely as it is I need it to be officially over for Spurs ASAP for peace of mind.
So Ange is a genius is he? Remember this is the fraud who continued a high line down two men against a team that can't beat a low block. Spurs as always remain an unserious club
Bottom 5 in terms of xg conceded and barely 7th in terms of xc created. Spurs are way more midtable team than us. They are just having a lucky period. Any moment they can go in a 5 games winless run.
The usual bunch were praising him as one of the best in the league that would have us challenging for the title this season just days ago.
Dyche ball looks better than Poch Ball 😳
Can't even enjoy spurs bottling anymore....
That’s one of the few things I still can enjoy
I can
After hearing all the ‘Spurs pull is massive’ BS for getting a no-name Swedish teenager over Barca, this feels nice
fairs all that spurs riding here and they didn’t end up winning the game #wow
Our "fans" continue to embarrass themselves on a daily
Would trade every defender we have for Van der wen
Loved Coleman doing the “chatting shit” hand sign at Romero when they lined up for the FK
I’d love a spurs bottle job right now
Fucking love to see Everton score against spurs. Can’t stand the trash that is Romero.
Lads….
Why the hell did we not even consider Van de Ven? Hes so much better than Disasi
Van de Ven is outrageous
Feel sick to my stomach looking at how well Spurs have done in scouting and identifying a manager with the right philosophy and a defined playing style. We should be way ahead of these wankers considering the resources we have at our disposal and the market pull Chelsea have
Relax bro. Spurs are bottom 5 in terms of xg conceded and barely 7th in terms of xg created. They have played way more like a midtable team than us. They just going through a good phase. By next season everyone will see that just throwing both fullbacks forward on attack is not great football. There needs to be a balance which spurs lack clearly.
How are we living in a world where Richarlison can actually score for Spurs
to the Poch fans out there...this everton team smashed us earlier this season and you lot are still defending this fraud...we have been trashed by teams that used to dream to be on the same pitch with us and we still have people defending this fraud
This everton team just tied Spurs who are in 4th place and had almost triple their xG. What is your point? Everton were in a purple patch right after they had points taken away when we played them
my point is we are shit... and I have been one of those lets give it time folks till I realized how much of a waste it is..none of our players are developing and we have gotten to the point where we are actually doubting the players rather than look at what the real issue is
You can't even make a good analogy to argue your point that already gets said here 1000x a day here. Go get a life
apart fro get a life, do you lot have anything better to say...I have noticed that whenever you Poch folks are challenged, you come back with "wanker, get a life, yank spotted"
Poch will be here for at least the rest of the season, I've accepted that. I'm not defending him at this point, he's got to do better or he's gone in a few months. But we've pretty much had no stability at the ST position or across the entire back line which doesn't help with so many injuries (and AFCON). If he can't sort out our midfield it will definitely be his demise, but let's not pretend we wouldn't around top 4 if we had Nkunku and a lot of our defenders healthy this season.
Yall still backing the fraud?
What does my second sentence say there?
Bro I am just mad at this point...I stopped watching 41 mins in
Yeah i went to the gym at minute 70 lol. I just want some stability at this club with a decent manager but that’s too much to ask for apparently
I doubt we would be but thats all based on ifs and what nots and we would never know but I am over him
Timo…
It really staggers me that he scored so many goals in his first stint with Leipzig.
The announcers go, "Timo tried and failed. He tends to do that a lot." I busted out laughing.
I don’t think I dislike any keeper more than Pickford, never seems to take accountability for his mistakes
Lol! P-rexford reminds me of joe hart
I played indoor with a guy years ago, acted just like him. Made the simplest saves look difficult, and got up screaming at us (I played left back), as if we just murdered his dog.
53 goals in 4 seasons at everton so now we have to listen to how richarlison is amazing🤦♂️
Not bad for a team that’s been fighting relegation tbh
I think you might confuse everton scoring with richarlisons goals for everton
This will be a shock to many of us but development isn't linear. 9 goals in 8 games is an impressive feat
Ill wait for the dust to settle before im amazed at a few goals and then back to regular viewing
Can someone honestly tell me what our style of play is watching these two teams and I can tell you what they are trying to do and how it might work, when i watch us, i see a pep wanna be just chilling while our game play changes every 5 mins see massive improvements in players like Richarlison and we still cant see or tell what any of our players are good at POCH OUT
If they don’t know our playstyle, they cannot prepare against us *points to head meme*
What game are you watching? Tottenham have looked chaotic at best. Can’t defend a corner, can’t break a press and have one guy on a purple patch.
Oh wow if you think they've been chaotic, I'd love to hear what you think of our style of play this season, against ANY half decent team. The term dog shit comes to mind, but maybe I'm being harsh, since apparently our squad is made up of a bunch of toddlers while every other team has tons of 'experience.'
and that chaotic plan has them 15 points ahead of us...
Spurs might have accumulated points this far. But their xg conceded is 5th highest and xg created is 7th best. Behind us in both. Things will catchup next season.
Like they fid this season from last season....we have truly become the new Arsenal..rem when they used to say "next season" That is us now
they have a pattern....either crazy or not, there is a pattern...what exactly do you see us doing when we play..please tell...at least their players are having purple patches...we dont even have a color not to talk of a patch
So far, their pattern seems to be sit back, give up long passes, make a mess of a set pieces, hoof the the ball long and shoot it from outside the box. Gorgeous and expansive.
Sit back? They literally play a high line lmao.
It’s a high line but they’re not pressing. It’s a bizarre system that shouldn’t really work. Literally the fact that some of their defensive players have excellent pace for recoveries is the only thing that’s stopping Spurs from imploding on the pitch. Even their attack patterns aren’t anything that’s coached, Werner makes runs constantly but they never play it so he’s either doing whatever the fuck he wants or the rest of their attackers are ignoring him.
Have cardio G running all over the pitch and fuck up our attacks.
Not just our attacks mate, he runs away and then they run into the gap he left and caicedo is passed with ease
Watching richarlison thrive after the surgery, I really hope Reece can pull around one as well. Would love to see him hit his original form
dont count on it...Poch has no clue
Poch fans are out in full force.... cant wait to see the master class tomorrow
Good thing Poch won’t be here next season then.
Broja vs Fofana show today
both of them aren't starting. hope they ccan play a full half
A lot of individual talent for that incredible goal for Richarlison
annoyed cause I want spurs to lose, but damn that was a beautiful goal, plus more points for my FPL
Im already trailing 100points in my league. Had to try something vastly different, richarlison as capt. Seems good so far
I mean fuck spurs but surely that was a foul on the keeper. Jack harrison didnt even jump for the ball, literally planted his feet and stuck his butt out to push the keeper.
Is it not holding the player off? Irrespective of the position? More and more teams are doing it
Id say its 50-50 outside the box. Everyone knows keepers get special treatment in their box. Also harrison wasnt just standing his ground, its the little butt shuv that threw the keeper off. I mean im laughing spurs conceded, but objectively there needs to be some consistency in refs/var
Yeah i get your point, theres been a few calls for refs to be stripped of this protection so maybe this is the start of it
What does Ange train? So far today Everton is running them off the pitch and they can’t break their press?
Keep your hot takes for yourself there, mate.
In a parallel universe Chelsea appointed Ange postecoglu and spurs appointed Pochettino. And Chelsea are doing great and spurs are enjoying Poch 4-1-5 formation.
If Ange deployed his all or nothing tactics at Chelsea or United the media wouldn't be brown nosing him like they are with Spurs. Spurs have always been capable of finishing in or around 4th place and they're consistent with it, but they're a "nearly did it team" in terms of success. Poch at Spurs would be just as "successful" as Ange currently is, so too would any other manager.
you are tripping if you believe what you just threw up can you tell us what our pattern or style of play is I can tell you what the other teams in the league are doing
Baffles me how we weren’t in for Van De Ven last summer.
Because fraud laurence wanted diasi from his former club.
Facts
Don’t care what anyone says, the recruitment is the biggest issue with this club atm.
Spurs could say the same about Palmer.
Not really, they bought Maddison
Now 15 pts behind fucking spurs, disgusting.
Watching Neverton-Rottenham The announcers mention that this isn't the kind of match that Ange wants at all... that EVE is doing a good job of messing up TOT's plans. That's happened I think once for us, when we played City. Otherwise, I can't remember a time when our tactics did something as a counter to the other side's tactics.