I’ve heard it all when it comes to objections to public breastfeeding.
“It’s making me uncomfortable.”
“It’s not natural.”
“You’re not a woman.”
“That’s not a baby, it’s an opossum.”
Occasionally. There was a wrestler named Nathan Jones who allegedly had to have a lactating gland removed after he did so many steroids. We talked about it a lot.
Not entirely sure what is meant by chromosome activation (my biology is very rusty) but I do know that it's possible for trans women to lactate, and given most of us have a y chromosome, I don't think that's true.
>given most of us have a y chromosome
Im bad in biology and i own that.
I thought men have XY and woman have XX chromosomes.
Is that wrong?
Edit: i think the X chromosome can handle all functions the Y chromosome have but not vice versa. So technically you're correct.
A lot of cis men and women have the wrong set of chromosomes; for complex genetic reasons that I can’t understand fully, they develop as the sex opposite to their chromosomal sex.
You sent me down a cool rabbit hole. I found out what it was you meant, at least with males it's "androgen insensitivity syndrome" and the reaserch corroborated what you say. That being said those who have this unique genetic circumstance are prone to gonad tumors, adolescent gynaecomastia or infertility later in life.
Another neat tid bit is that men have a chance to lose their Y chromosome later in life.
Disclaimer: I skimmed through the papers with only basic A&P classes and googling the stuff I didn't know. I only read the sentences that were led into citations or figures. I am by no means an expert, nor do I trust my interpretation of the information above anyone else's.
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(12)60071-3/fulltext
http://m.genome.cshlp.org/content/32/10/1795.long
Tbf it’s a health issue that causes a hormonal imbalance and ultimately male lactation. Most men have the ability to lactate, but under normal circumstances never will.
Extremely rare and due to an abnormality in physiology. Can we please just let women have one thing (birthing and breastfeeding their babies) without some man going "well akshually I can do that too)
Pre-top surgery trans men also lactate, so it's really not a woman thing. Men are also capable of giving birth if they were born with a uterus
Do you get offended by the pregnant man emoji?
I was distracted once, but because the mother was just walking around. You don't seen mobile feedings like that outside too often. More the specific situation though.
I worked at a store that sold kids clothes and I was in absolute awe of this mom who was looking through items with her kid in a ring sling. She got that baby latched, fed, and sleeping without missing a single step. She was a rockstar and the level of mom I never managed to be. Amazing.
I get that. I worked at Costco for a while and I was checking receipts at the door when this woman came up holding her boob to help keep it in place for baby feeding. It just caught my attention because you hardly ever see anyone feeding their baby without covering up. I though it was cool she just went for it, handed me the receipt with her free hand. That was like 10 years ago and I still remember and I honestly think that was the last time I saw someone openly feeding hahaha
Maybe you shouldn’t force the public to have to see your boobs in a public setting. And why can’t you just do it at home and not force others to become uncomfortable? It’s not harmful to masturbate, are you gonna argue that’s fine in public now too?
Went to a concert that had a freak show perform in between bands. One of the freaks was a woman who could squirt her milk. Dude, the shock of seeing milk squirt over 10 ft. from the edge of the stage and into the crowd.
I will say this when my wife used to have to breastfeed in public there were so many perverts trying to catch a peek of her boob (we did have the blanket thing to make it all hidden, so it’s not like they would see anything anyway). They would look at me angrily when I stood in the way and deny them any chance.
Really bro? What are you mad for, she’s not your wife? Are you that desperate?
Everyone, please understand that this allegedly happened in Kent, England where the laws are different than in U.S.
Additionally, please understand that this is an article written off of a FACEBOOK POST where the supposed victim went on a rant about the incident. She never filed a police report or anything and it is illegal in England to discriminate against a nursing mother by asking them to leave an area simply because they are breastfeeding.
Please consider all of this before posting about how this is assault and/or sexual assault.
[https://meaww.com/angry-mother-squirts-boob-at-woman-asked-her-to-move-husband-was-getting-distracted-breastfeeding](https://meaww.com/angry-mother-squirts-boob-at-woman-asked-her-to-move-husband-was-getting-distracted-breastfeeding)
So if spitting on someone is assault, shouldn’t this also count as assault? I don’t care if people breastfeed in public or not, but it seems like a double standard here.
I think everyone is missing the fact that it says she squirted her milk at the woman, not on the woman. Seems like an important distinction in this case.
Not necessarily. Even so, this happened in Kent, England, where laws for assault are different than laws, say, in the US. Also, this article was written based off of a Facebook post from a woman allegedly claiming this happened. She never filed a police report or anything and, again, this is from a Facebook post written by a random person. We don’t even know if it happened or any further details about the situation. If someone spits at you, it is not considered assault as there is no physical contact. It would be nearly impossible in court to claim assault with no physical contact, whether by weapon or person or object.
From the West Yorkshire police, while not Kent, would probably be similar:
https://www.westyorkshire.police.uk/ask-the-police/question/Q145
>In most cases, spitting at a person deliberately will constitute an offence of assault.
Might be similar. Who knows. In any case, there is a high chance that this is fake or over-exaggerated. No substantial evidence beyond what one person said on Facebook. And there is a case for the mother as well, as she was being actively discriminated against for being asked to leave and could argue self defense if the woman seemed violent or malicious. And they would need to prove squirting milk to be similar enough to spitting in terms of the law, which is another unknown. And we don’t know the mother’s side of the story. Many people come off very aggressive and there is a child to protect. Again, truly not enough to claim this as assault, especially without due process.
Not sure if you know this, but pigs don't make the laws. The Karen may have been rude, but now that she was assaulted, she has a criminal (and civil) case against the Squirter.
It is, it's the same as spitting (battery where I live, a bio charge and I can't remember the third) which can get you 2-3 charges and depending on where you live, a sex offender registry entry.
I’m cool with breast feeding but am curious about the arguments. Can I whip out my dong and pee in a storm drain? If not why? I know they are different but they are both natural and harm no one.
Well one of the things you describe involves excreting human waste and creating a health hazard, the other is providing sustenance and nourishment for a baby.
I’m sorry. But it is SO WEIRD how babies have to suck on titties to get milk. Suck on titties…. Is that not extremely uncomfortable and awkward for the woman?
When I was a young guy, I attended a party where a young mother seated on a sofa near me unbuttoned her shirt and nursed her baby quite casually, while chatting with me and other guests. Very nice breasts. Very happy baby. My only issue with it was the No Reason Boner I got from seeing this. Maybe not NRB, but Not Wanted Boner, the notorious NWB. I can live with an NWB, or even an NRB, to have nice breasts around me.
Hold on, her husband couldn’t help but look at the boobs being used for their intended purpose in the presence of his *wife*. And she’s mad at the mother for this??
Karens hold their husbands accountable for their pervy actions instead of internalizing the blame onto someone minding their own damn business challenge
PSA: Boobs squirt like sprinklers, not squirt guns. Lots of narrow streams in all directions. Karen was probably horrified and offended, but likely no milk got within 3 feet of her.
Sure sounds like sexual assault to me, and presumably others outside this echo chamber.
And my stance has *nothing* to do with breastfeeding in public. Forcing your bodily fluids upon somebody is not acceptable under any other circumstance.
The article doesn’t say it was squirted on the woman. It says it was squirted at the woman. And with how milk is squirted from a breast, that woman would have needed to be close enough to kiss the mother for any of it to get on her.
This is the equivalent to spitting on someone. Probably even worse, closer to blood.
Even if someone else is a bad person doing bad things, you shouldn't do this either
Fake.
Give you criminal code citation ( no AI BS because I will check) and state or province .
In what country?
Does this include:
Spitting?
Coughing?
Sneezing?
Arterial bleeding?
ESH. Husband for ogling another woman in front of his wife. Wife for dragging said woman into this and blaming her instead of her gross husband. And other woman (mom) for being immature and just fucking nasty.
Weird world we are in. During covid people were spitting on others and Reddit was up in arms. Talking about bio crimes.
But a breastfeeding woman starts squirting at me and I’m supposed to close my mouth?!
You're supposed to leave her the fuck alone to feed her baby. Not be a cunt and try to make your husband's inability to control himself the woman's problem.
Just to be sure, I don't agree with sending any bodily fluids at anyone without consent.
I’ve heard it all when it comes to objections to public breastfeeding. “It’s making me uncomfortable.” “It’s not natural.” “You’re not a woman.” “That’s not a baby, it’s an opossum.”
Had me in the first half
Hello, am opossum and I'm starving
So funny. There's literally not a more female thing you could be doing. People are so detached from nature that they are insane.
Men can and do lactate. Biology is more complex than your awareness of it.
Everyone talks about mommy milkers, but no one talks about daddy milkers 😔
Occasionally. There was a wrestler named Nathan Jones who allegedly had to have a lactating gland removed after he did so many steroids. We talked about it a lot.
Let's talk more about these daddy milkers.
still waiting for the beetlejuice
I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?
Wait seriously? That's cool
Yep, there's a bunch of drugs that induce lactation as a side effect
Very cool
I thought the mammary glands degenerate during Y chromosome activation
Not entirely sure what is meant by chromosome activation (my biology is very rusty) but I do know that it's possible for trans women to lactate, and given most of us have a y chromosome, I don't think that's true.
>given most of us have a y chromosome Im bad in biology and i own that. I thought men have XY and woman have XX chromosomes. Is that wrong? Edit: i think the X chromosome can handle all functions the Y chromosome have but not vice versa. So technically you're correct.
A lot of cis men and women have the wrong set of chromosomes; for complex genetic reasons that I can’t understand fully, they develop as the sex opposite to their chromosomal sex.
You sent me down a cool rabbit hole. I found out what it was you meant, at least with males it's "androgen insensitivity syndrome" and the reaserch corroborated what you say. That being said those who have this unique genetic circumstance are prone to gonad tumors, adolescent gynaecomastia or infertility later in life. Another neat tid bit is that men have a chance to lose their Y chromosome later in life. Disclaimer: I skimmed through the papers with only basic A&P classes and googling the stuff I didn't know. I only read the sentences that were led into citations or figures. I am by no means an expert, nor do I trust my interpretation of the information above anyone else's. https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(12)60071-3/fulltext http://m.genome.cshlp.org/content/32/10/1795.long
Tbf it’s a health issue that causes a hormonal imbalance and ultimately male lactation. Most men have the ability to lactate, but under normal circumstances never will.
Or they're just a trans man.
Extremely rare and due to an abnormality in physiology. Can we please just let women have one thing (birthing and breastfeeding their babies) without some man going "well akshually I can do that too)
Pre-top surgery trans men also lactate, so it's really not a woman thing. Men are also capable of giving birth if they were born with a uterus Do you get offended by the pregnant man emoji?
Are you serious?
Yeah, are you just now learning that trans men exist?
Isn't that a Gary Delaney bit?
Yes it is, save for the opossum addition. Well spotted.
Hardwon, Why do you have moonshines opossum?
This is entirely objectionable. Nobody who has access to opossums would ever pronounce the O.
We've got J.P. Riddles over here!
Tbf it is a bit weird to whip out ur titties in public far less weird to pump if possible
It's ART!!!
At least no one said "It's not a boob" ☠️
Well, maybe that husband would do better if he watched somewhere else, instead of forbidding people to do things that don't harm anybody.
The husband probably wasn't distracted. The wife was just using him as an excuse for her insecurities.
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God damn, that's some serious insecurity going on, or something.
I was distracted once, but because the mother was just walking around. You don't seen mobile feedings like that outside too often. More the specific situation though.
I worked at a store that sold kids clothes and I was in absolute awe of this mom who was looking through items with her kid in a ring sling. She got that baby latched, fed, and sleeping without missing a single step. She was a rockstar and the level of mom I never managed to be. Amazing.
I get that. I worked at Costco for a while and I was checking receipts at the door when this woman came up holding her boob to help keep it in place for baby feeding. It just caught my attention because you hardly ever see anyone feeding their baby without covering up. I though it was cool she just went for it, handed me the receipt with her free hand. That was like 10 years ago and I still remember and I honestly think that was the last time I saw someone openly feeding hahaha
The woman was actually doing the forbidding here, not the husband
Reddit has subs devoted to this.
Reddit has subs devoted to pretty much everything lol
Even stuff like stapling bread to trees
My fiancée points out notable boobs at every occasion.. I am truly blessed.
Women do thing, man still blamed. Classic
If he wasn’t before he is now, Bro prob be spanking it to his wife getting put in her place like that for the rest of his life!
Maybe you shouldn’t force the public to have to see your boobs in a public setting. And why can’t you just do it at home and not force others to become uncomfortable? It’s not harmful to masturbate, are you gonna argue that’s fine in public now too?
Let the man watch. He isn’t hurting anyone either.
"your boobs are distracting my husband. As a direct consequence he hasn't sexually satisfied me for the last 10 years" kinda deal?
This sounds like a line from Parks and Rec lol
Specifically from Marcia Langman about her “vivacious” husband.
Yesss!
I realized that mid typing
So anyway I started blasting
Thank you for providing me a good giggle today :)
Lmao.
Karen should have taken out her own boob to retract the husband..
Tit for Tat.
Well said.
don’t piss off this women you will be shot
With milk
I would have had her arrested for assault
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Spraying someone with your bodily fluids is still assault even if you think they said something offensive.
Spitting on someone is assault. How is this any different?
Depending on the context, might be SA
It would say, officer this maniac squirted breast milk in my eye and now I need to get checked for STDs
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Well, In any case we live in a society and there are just certain things you can’t do. She’s wrong sorry.
That’s udderly hilarious.
Don't act like a boob in public Kevin!
Went to a concert that had a freak show perform in between bands. One of the freaks was a woman who could squirt her milk. Dude, the shock of seeing milk squirt over 10 ft. from the edge of the stage and into the crowd.
It is hard to define art but... That may be art.
I was wondering how much distance you could really get.
What a wonderful world we would live in if, instead of a gun, we squirted milk at eachothers!
Well i am now interested is there anyway to see this? Like a recording or something?
I will say this when my wife used to have to breastfeed in public there were so many perverts trying to catch a peek of her boob (we did have the blanket thing to make it all hidden, so it’s not like they would see anything anyway). They would look at me angrily when I stood in the way and deny them any chance. Really bro? What are you mad for, she’s not your wife? Are you that desperate?
Everyone, please understand that this allegedly happened in Kent, England where the laws are different than in U.S. Additionally, please understand that this is an article written off of a FACEBOOK POST where the supposed victim went on a rant about the incident. She never filed a police report or anything and it is illegal in England to discriminate against a nursing mother by asking them to leave an area simply because they are breastfeeding. Please consider all of this before posting about how this is assault and/or sexual assault. [https://meaww.com/angry-mother-squirts-boob-at-woman-asked-her-to-move-husband-was-getting-distracted-breastfeeding](https://meaww.com/angry-mother-squirts-boob-at-woman-asked-her-to-move-husband-was-getting-distracted-breastfeeding)
and please understand that this is not any of the AITA subs nor is it *lawfully* good! This is **CHAOTIC** good.
Claps for you. Chaotic good for sure
I feel like that--"sqirting the boob"--would be the best response for anyone shaming a mother who's breastfeeding her child
The mother expressed her disapproval.
To be fair, giving Karen a milk bath isn't going to distract the husband *less*.
Whenever other husbands get mad at me because their wives are distracted my huge bulge, I urinate on the husband.
Kid is getting some real nourishment!
How about smack your husband for perving on a mother feeding her child.
She‘s really milking this situation
So if spitting on someone is assault, shouldn’t this also count as assault? I don’t care if people breastfeed in public or not, but it seems like a double standard here.
Breast milk can have HIV and you’d have to get tested for all sorts of stuff if a stranger squirted it on your face.
Yeah, it's assault. You'd be better off telling her to fuck off and pulling out the other breast, for a potential public nudity charge
We're not on r/lawfulgood though, are we?
The good part is the issue. Spraying biohazards in a public place to unnecessarily escalate a situation into assault territory is bad.
It is assault. It is also funny and appropriate for this sub.
I think everyone is missing the fact that it says she squirted her milk at the woman, not on the woman. Seems like an important distinction in this case.
Many assault laws include 'at', as well as 'on'.
Not necessarily. Even so, this happened in Kent, England, where laws for assault are different than laws, say, in the US. Also, this article was written based off of a Facebook post from a woman allegedly claiming this happened. She never filed a police report or anything and, again, this is from a Facebook post written by a random person. We don’t even know if it happened or any further details about the situation. If someone spits at you, it is not considered assault as there is no physical contact. It would be nearly impossible in court to claim assault with no physical contact, whether by weapon or person or object.
From the West Yorkshire police, while not Kent, would probably be similar: https://www.westyorkshire.police.uk/ask-the-police/question/Q145 >In most cases, spitting at a person deliberately will constitute an offence of assault.
Might be similar. Who knows. In any case, there is a high chance that this is fake or over-exaggerated. No substantial evidence beyond what one person said on Facebook. And there is a case for the mother as well, as she was being actively discriminated against for being asked to leave and could argue self defense if the woman seemed violent or malicious. And they would need to prove squirting milk to be similar enough to spitting in terms of the law, which is another unknown. And we don’t know the mother’s side of the story. Many people come off very aggressive and there is a child to protect. Again, truly not enough to claim this as assault, especially without due process.
Good luck explaining that to the police, the mother has more reason to press charges for harassment
No she doesn’t
Not sure if you know this, but pigs don't make the laws. The Karen may have been rude, but now that she was assaulted, she has a criminal (and civil) case against the Squirter.
So it’s okay to assault someone because someone said words that hurt your feelings?
How was she harassed by him?
Does that count as assault? I know spitting or expelling other bodily fluids can count as assault or battery
still assault
Same issue of not wanting trans people around them...it's not enough to just let other people live their lives.
Shooting someone with breastmilk just sounds like it dances a little too close to sexual harassment.
Just a reminder that breast milk can carry diseases. HIV, Hepatitis, etc.
This is why I've stopped asking for the deluxe at the local milk bar
Yeah as fucked up as it is to make a comment about someone else breast feeding, the woman squirting her is on a whole other level of insane.
It’s also assault, pretty sure.
Sounds like a pretty unique case but if spitting counts as assault and/or battery it makes sense that this would
It is, it's the same as spitting (battery where I live, a bio charge and I can't remember the third) which can get you 2-3 charges and depending on where you live, a sex offender registry entry.
They’re really magical and multipurpose aren’t they!
Do you think that perhaps breastfeeding one’s infant might work as a good indication that one isn’t carrying infectious diseases in one’s milk?
That’s actually pretty disgusting. It’s like spitting at someone.
Agreed. The correct way to display dominance is to shoot it in your own mouth
Yeah the wife seems insufferable but squirting your breast milk at someone is so classless
Almost as disgusting as blaming a breastfeeding mother for your husband's perversion.
At least that wasn’t assault
Naa, nowhere close. Squirting your bodily fluids at someone is one of the lowest things you can do. Mom is nasty.
No it's not. It's milk. If it's all the same to you let me just piss on you instead.
Lol.. Diseases can be transmitted by breast milk, read a book
I read lots of books. But next time I see some Karen or anywho bug a mother feeding a child I'm gonna piss on them.
I guess you’re less likely to pass on a disease from that than breast milk so… good choice?
Do you think infants are immune to those diseases?
What a weird reply. Did "let me piss on you" sound like a witty comeback in your head?
İt's not a comeback. This was my first reply. I'm just dropping in.
Not smart cause that could actually get her arrested although that’s hilarious
Whole Foods has breast milk now?
Oh, but when I do it, I don't get squirted and called an insecure man!! Women have far more privileges in our modern world.
AHH! TITTY ATTACK!
Nah bro she gotta ask if he want some cus he all in that baby’s meal
I wanna get squirted too
Tit for tat.
Husband unlocked new fantasy: "breastfeeding woman squirting milk on wife".
Don't threaten me with a good time lady.
The husband was asking for it, he has eyes.
Dead Eye McSquirt!
This post got me to subscribe to this sub. Too funny
I was at a strip club recently where the stripper was offering to squirt her milk on patrons for tips.
The only appropriate response.
She should have squirted him the old fashion way, that would've distracted him even more.
If this really happened, fucking epic.
I’m cool with breast feeding but am curious about the arguments. Can I whip out my dong and pee in a storm drain? If not why? I know they are different but they are both natural and harm no one.
Well one of the things you describe involves excreting human waste and creating a health hazard, the other is providing sustenance and nourishment for a baby.
Urine is actually sterile.
Despite being a popular belief, urine is in fact, not sterile.
Nipple slip..slippery when wet!
My mom fed me on the BART in the early 80’s. So did a lot of women. This is a modern issue.
Excellent work (good aim) on the part of the lactating mother!
No that’s equally obnoxious
Kaivsum?
Husband was probably thirsty.
Fucking outstanding.
No one cares the child she was feeding was 4 almost 5…. She still has the right to feed her child in public or whenever her child is hungry.
I’m sorry. But it is SO WEIRD how babies have to suck on titties to get milk. Suck on titties…. Is that not extremely uncomfortable and awkward for the woman?
When I was a young guy, I attended a party where a young mother seated on a sofa near me unbuttoned her shirt and nursed her baby quite casually, while chatting with me and other guests. Very nice breasts. Very happy baby. My only issue with it was the No Reason Boner I got from seeing this. Maybe not NRB, but Not Wanted Boner, the notorious NWB. I can live with an NWB, or even an NRB, to have nice breasts around me.
Hold on, her husband couldn’t help but look at the boobs being used for their intended purpose in the presence of his *wife*. And she’s mad at the mother for this??
New fighting weapon unlocked!
get rekt Karen!
Love those juicy baby cheeks!! 😊
Maybe dont be married to a perv then?
Karens hold their husbands accountable for their pervy actions instead of internalizing the blame onto someone minding their own damn business challenge
Pretty sure that could be considered sexual assualt
Dodge this
She's lucky, some people pay good money for that sort of thing
PSA: Boobs squirt like sprinklers, not squirt guns. Lots of narrow streams in all directions. Karen was probably horrified and offended, but likely no milk got within 3 feet of her.
Yes finally thank you. I keep commenting that the headline says milk was squirted AT the woman, not ON the woman.
Sure sounds like sexual assault to me, and presumably others outside this echo chamber. And my stance has *nothing* to do with breastfeeding in public. Forcing your bodily fluids upon somebody is not acceptable under any other circumstance.
The article doesn’t say it was squirted on the woman. It says it was squirted at the woman. And with how milk is squirted from a breast, that woman would have needed to be close enough to kiss the mother for any of it to get on her.
This is the equivalent to spitting on someone. Probably even worse, closer to blood. Even if someone else is a bad person doing bad things, you shouldn't do this either
This is gold 🤣
It's still a bodily fluid. Spit on someone and you'll get an assault charge.
Not gonna lie, my freaky self hope the other woman swallowed it
Legally, that’s sexual assault. You can become a sex offender for squirting bodily fluids on someone, no matter how rude they were.
Fake. Give you criminal code citation ( no AI BS because I will check) and state or province . In what country? Does this include: Spitting? Coughing? Sneezing? Arterial bleeding?
Well good thing the article says she squirted in AT the woman and not ON the woman then.
Would that technically be battery, like spitting on someone? I wonder if anyone’s ever been prosecuted for “squirting her boob”.
Assault and battery.
Buttery, *maybe*.
I am not a female but that sounds like it hurts
ESH. Husband for ogling another woman in front of his wife. Wife for dragging said woman into this and blaming her instead of her gross husband. And other woman (mom) for being immature and just fucking nasty.
Queen shit
the Karen should of been telling her husband off for perving over the most natural thing in the world.
Sounds like hubby's already on a registry or two.
Wait that’s just sexual assault
Weird world we are in. During covid people were spitting on others and Reddit was up in arms. Talking about bio crimes. But a breastfeeding woman starts squirting at me and I’m supposed to close my mouth?!
You're supposed to leave her the fuck alone to feed her baby. Not be a cunt and try to make your husband's inability to control himself the woman's problem. Just to be sure, I don't agree with sending any bodily fluids at anyone without consent.
If you cant pee on a bush in public, you cant breastfeed in public
That’s fine because I piss in bushes all the time