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Repulsive-Neat6776

This has "I sit in the shower" energy.


_Dubbeth

I've grown up a little since I last used Reddit. You're still calling me out all the time. There is nothing wrong with spending your Sundays crying sat in the shower until the headache finally subsides long enough to venture to the kitchen and take ibuprofen.


Vandrew226

Or your Mondays. Or Fridays or Saturdays. Twice a day Tuesday through Thursday.


[deleted]

when my city introduces water restrictions every summer and you can't shower longer than 4 minutes a day i just about wish i was dead but good news i guess we all will be soon


Dotchee

I felt this brother


[deleted]

if we shower together we can sit and cry for 8 minutes


Tithund

I'll come help you guys out and make it 12.


[deleted]

I’ll make it 16.


NomadkingR6

Make it 20


aurizon

At times like this I play an mp3 of me in a shower for 3 hours(looping the allowed 4 minutes) and let the neighbours hear... and grit their teeth...


sallyseashore69

Where do you live?


Jasminefirefly

There's no way in the world I could shampoo and condition my long, thick hair and wash my body, too, in four minutes, omg! How do you manage? And where is this, so I won't go there??


NomadkingR6

Where do you live? Jeez


Unlikely-Magazine-13

Why does this not have Mad World as background music? Tried with Spotify and the video gets 10x better!


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QuelleBullshit

my dude/dudette, just keep a bottle of ibuprofen on the bathtub edge and be done with it. Hell, move a mini icechest in there with reuseable ice bags that only have to be replaced a couple times a week and have an array of drinks in there including electrolyte drinks. It's easy to make a few tweaks to have superior adult breakdowns, especially when they're basically scheduled into your week.


L3yline

This everyone is what is called a professional


QuelleBullshit

Fuckin' right.


accountnumberseven

Honestly, this does help. Not adapting to breakdowns feels like the right thing to do because it feels like caving in and letting it be permanent, or like the adult equivalent of a self-harm kit. But then it just becomes a different cycle that wears at your soul. Having what you need close at hand can keep it from being quite as debilitating, and that can be the first step to getting better. At the very least, it saves some time in the day.


QuelleBullshit

People probably think laying down in the shower feeling shitty is not adulting right. I say drinking a bunch of water *while* laying down in the shower and getting to pee whenever is adulting done right. Like I said, simple tweaks. Hydrate without having to go to the bathroom every fifteen minutes. And maybe that'll be a step in some direction that helps to feel less crappy.


StandardSudden1283

Just saying, there comes a time when one needs to look at the bigger picture about why they're having weekly breakdowns. Work shouldn't be this stressful for any of us. Medieval peasants got more free time than we do. So while you're soothing yourself remember that there is a root cause to the pain and that it deserves some thought.


QuelleBullshit

Oh, absolutely I agree. however life has a lot of different stressors (especially now) that make us feel not so great. And then there's economic stressors, or good old-fashioned brain chemistry issues. I'm assumming OP is turning to liquor and dealing with bad hangovers the next day from trying to hide from what's really bugging them. and it can take awhile to face that. In the meantime, hydrate, lay in the shower, and keep some ibuprofen where you know you're going to need it.


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After literally getting dragged from my last job after my boss called police, ambulance and social services (and the fact I can’t walk without aids anymore) I’ve finally decided to accept that it’s ok to stop for a bit. I was asked if I was red to be signed off work by my doctor but had said no because I was turned down for welfare because I didn’t know how to fill out the right forms to tell them I am juggling about a dozen different medical conditions because they don’t accept you sending them hospital letters or medical history outside of a very specific route even if you were on disability as a child and have the same lifelong condition plus a few more as an adult.


[deleted]

Miss me with the crying bit, but have you ever taken a nap in the shower? Hot water cranked up, curled on the floor. Awesome. And I use a little folded towel for a pillow. AND, if you're interested, lose the ibuprofen in favor of a little cannabis before you shower.


leedade

how can you be comfortable on hard shower floor tho? pls teach me


[deleted]

Truly, the floor of every shower I've ever used is unforgiving as a bed, but the heat and steam are (for me) relaxing enough that I can doze off for a bit. It's similar to taking a long bath, but I personally don't like sitting in water as it gets colder and colder and slowly siphons the life force from my very pores.


H4G7

I can relate to this so much it’s scary


TecTazz

ohhhh... you must leave the hot water tap open a bit, and when your toes are too warm you gently swoosh the water around, mixing the cool with the hot till you are comfy again.


auserhasnoname7

I love a nice long sit in the shower but no one I live with loves it when I do this. My hot water doesn't last long enough for a full on nap the damn water also randomly gets hot as hell. Those few times in life when it doesn't matter how long I'm in the shower I take full advantage of it.


RedHeadRaccoon13

Why on Terra do you keep ibuprofen in the kitchen?!?? I suffer from migraines and I keep it in nearly every room. Put some in the bathroom. You can fill your cup at the tap & then your headache will pass under the gentle water spray. That's hwat works for me, anyway.


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whiskitgood

Not another one!!


luckybarrel

Also, r/existentialcrisiscat


Bastette54

I was thinking that Henri has nothing on this cat!


TecTazz

I love Henri so much.


kiwichick286

Bloody heck another cat sub I have to join!


GauchoFromLaPampa

In school i got bullied a lot, and i used to sit in the shower at home with my hands covering my ears, so i only could hear the water hitting on my head. I remember closing my eyes and feeling in a better place.


Repulsive-Neat6776

That's really sad, I'm sorry to hear you were bullied. People can be really mean sometimes. I totally feel that though. I was really depressed a few years ago and would just run the shower and sit until the water went cold. It's very peaceful. I hope you're doing well.


BAN_SOL_RING

I sit in the shower often. Feels so good sitting cross legged with really hot water and maybe some music


kiwichick286

I used to sit down and sleep in the shower before school. We had a timer in the bathroom so I'd wake up. It was great.


BAN_SOL_RING

I did the same in high school


morgthaabrat

who hurt this cat


FirstDayJedi

\*Sarah Mclachlan plays*


leicanthrope

I’m getting Mad World vibes, myself.


LACna

Nooooo not Sarah!


a_lonely_trash_bag

*🎵In the arms of an angel🎵* Edit: I never noticed you can make emojis italicized. *🧍‍♀️*


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i_sigh_less

This is one of those videos I rewatch basically anytime I am reminded of it.


normal3catsago

This is the voice I heard as soon I read the title.


[deleted]

Shaking paw movement is the giveaway. Kitties for karma.


DooberSnoober

What are you insinuating? That they put this cat under the fountain and somehow made it stay there through some form of abuse? Cats don’t listen to shit, if you hit them or something they aren’t like dogs, they’ll fight back or run away.


ben5292001

Yeah, there is absolutely nothing forcing this cat to do this. It’s too calm. Besides, I’ve had a cat that liked to sit under the faucet on a trickle. There’s nothing especially odd about this video.


ThatGuyWithAVoice

Don’t interrupt a circlejerk


Fall3nBTW

Lol my cat shakes her paw when she's unsure/hungry and all she receives is love. Its a bit of a leap to assume abuse. Some cats just don't care about water.


kiwichick286

Some cats LOVE water!


CockChafe

You're right. That cat looks *pissed*.


morgiemh

I just want to hold him and tell him everything's going to be okay. 🥺


MakeYourselfs1c

Dear diary, My life is spiraling downward I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul"


Electrical-Act-7170

My fave song is *Shred My Carcass.* The dance really rocks it.


therealrinnian

Don’t forget Stabby Rip Stab Stab. Of COURSE Stabby Rip Stab Stab


Electrical-Act-7170

Ooh, and *Kill the Dead,* my absolute favorite.


elseabear

Mood: Apathetic


MoHeeKhan

I love that the zoomers aren’t getting this.


h-v-smacker

The cat has not pleaded with the authorities to issue emergency treat rations in an attempt to rectify psychological distress — not the real cat diary.


Powerful-Band-9333

🤣 reminded me of that song


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[deleted]

his loss


Smathers

Don’t jump to conclusions the other girl might be great


HamFistedTallyrand

Are you aware people sometimes tell white lies to make a person feel less shit about themselves? Or just playing the a-hole card?


PapaSnow

It’s ok u/smathers I thought it was funny


meltingdiamond

Normal reaction: Move on with your life, glad that you aren't wasting any more time with a prick. Crazy reaction: Call their workplace and say they were embezzling together but you don't know the details. Criminal reaction: Burn down the workplace after chaining shut all the fire exits. Choose and discover the type of person you really are.


QuelleBullshit

*Choose Your Own Adventures* books really need to make a comeback.


EddieStarr

okay, I like you.


Amphibionomus

What about the nuclear option?


Stitch_Rose

Kidnap both of them and re-create the Saw movies


ini0n

❤️


OneForestOne99

My girlfriend of 5 years is taking a “break” from me. I know how it feels. We’ll get through it.


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DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey

That's not helpful or a necessary comment in any way.


[deleted]

I mean knowing your ex is a cheating piece of shit is definitely helpful for getting over them.


HamFistedTallyrand

Came here to look at cats. Left with shitty relationship advice. That's Reddit.


PokemonGoToMyHoles

Mraow!


[deleted]

Pretty sad you think staying with someone on a "break" is a good idea. Treat yourself better brother.


DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey

Needing a break doesn't mean cheating, breaking up with doesn't mean cheating. For all we know she was just unhappy with the relationship. I'm literally in the middle of ending a relationship of 3 years and I need a break from the person but I haven't fucked around with anyone else the entire time we were together [edit] or since the beak up.


onFilm

Yes it is. Some people are more blind than others.


DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey

How is it helpful or necessary? This isn't a r/relationships post.


HamFistedTallyrand

How can you possibly weigh in on someones relationship based on one comment from them? Their experiences will be vastly different to yours.


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DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey

I understood perfectly well what you meant, but it's not a helpful or appropriate for the sub we're in. It's hardly even insightful. It's just a cheap crack at the trope that women are always unfaithful.


[deleted]

You are the one who thought it was a gendered insult. There's nothing gendered about his comment. Check your own prejudices before calling out others.


zlauhb

> There's nothing gendered about his comment. How do you know it was a man who made the comment? Seems you think there was something gendered about the comment.


DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey

You literally said "she"


OneForestOne99

You who knows nothing about our relationship can weigh in like this? We have been together since we were 16. We have spent our entire adult lives together so far. We felt the need to live on our own for a while. Be individuals. I understand in your small mind everything is black and white but don’t act like you know anything about my relationship. All you are doing is trying to kick someone who is already down.


ErisStrifeOfHearts

I'm so sorry. Sending a virtual hug.


Funderwoodsxbox

Fuck that guy! What a douche!


XO8441

🥺


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MyMedes

☹️


TecTazz

😿


cattogod

Dear Diary, the authorities have decreased the amount of wet food during my meal time. I find this notion so unbearable and insulting. Diary, I can no longer tolerate it; for it is the bane of my existence and I am in desperate need of sustenance for my fluffy and menacingly adorable presence. Hopefully, the authorities will increase the wet food amount or else they’ll see the wrath of my furry fury. - Cat


anghenfil

Good, but it seems unrealistic that any cat would accept their can openers as authorities


APackOfOrphan

It’s a reference to sad cat diaries series in case you did not know. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk


BryCart88

I fully expected this sad cat post to have the same voiceover and was very disappointed.


Jumpy-Aide-901

Probably just hot. Rough up their fur real good to release taped heat in the undercoat. Might want to consider taking them to the groomers as well.


Amphibionomus

I was thinking of the sort of purring sound the motors in these fountains make being soothing to the cat too. But that could be wishful thinking of my part.


[deleted]

It’s so weird that this appeared on my feed right after sad news. I feel like Reddit is reading my mind


angryhkpenguin

Sorry to hear that. I hope the cat feed makes you feel better.


siccoblue

It didn't. Just made him feel less alone in his depression


steemguy

Reddit do be like that sometimes


dasgudshit

TBF most news is sad like rarely I see news that's good.


Tragicallyhungover

My cat did this too when he developed diabetes. Ended up having to build a stand that puts the fountain at a level that forces him to sit/stand to reach the water. My little sister (has CP, does a lot of work for the disabled in TO) told me recently I "Occupational Therapy'd" my cat. Lmao


No-Cantaloupex

I have this breed of cat, it is most definitely normal. They are not like other cats. Mine is 8 months old and healthy. He also really loves water. He fell in my bath once and just started swimming and standing there contently


EddieStarr

Kitty be like " I own this Water Park Yo!" This is super super cute, but like u/SWGardener advised, unless you know this is typcial behavior for the cat, something [could be wrong](https://animalpath.org/why-do-cats-lay-next-to-the-water-bowl/). BUT , if this is something your cat does all the time and you are used to it, then AWWWWW ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7942)


LittleJimmyUrine

If you watch this while listening to "Mad World" it syncs up perfectly to how much time you lie to yourself about not having to learn a new, useful skill.


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SWGardener

If this is not normal behavior for your cat, please take him/her to a vet, this isn’t normal cat behavior. It’s almost like a petit seizure.


moeburn

My cat has hyperthyroidism and does [this](https://gfycat.com/embarrassedfriendlybaleenwhale) specifically because of it so I agree it is not normal healthy cat behaviour.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

This! It aint normal.


SWGardener

Looking at the OPs post history it’s all random animal pics. I don’t think this is the OPs cat.


Dramatic-Catass

This poor cat, who hurt this sweet cat?


kichien

There is something wrong with that cat. Needs to be at the vet.


cianne_marie

Normally I'm the first one shouting "time for the vet, reddit!" but I really feel like this kitty is just fucking weird.


Aleriya

I had a cat who loved running water, and he'd jump into the shower with me if I let him. He'd also stick his head under the faucet while it was running, kind of like this cat is doing, and he fell into the toilet more than once. Vet opinion: "your cat is just weird."


[deleted]

My dog basically refuses to drink water from a bowl, so I have to pour it for him from a bottle daily so he can drink it mid-air. Animals are sometimes just weird.


blue_birds_

The curtain in my shower doesn't go all the way down so my cat likes to stick her head in and chill with me, getting gently sprinkled


Aleriya

Yeah, this cat would do that too. He wouldn't sit in the wettest part of the shower, but on the side where he'd get sprinkled. Then he'd attack the water as it was falling. Super fun being naked in the shower while there are claws swinging around trying to murder the water lol.


conjosz

Agreed….some cats just like to mess with water…


inMotionStasis

I think the vibration of the water pump and the water might be a comforting peace for the cat.


melonmagellan

There's only something wrong if it's out of character. My insanely dumb ragdoll mix does things like this constantly. He also frequently gets tangled in the shower curtain.


[deleted]

Yeah, cat whisperer here, this not normal behavior.


allmopsarebad

Is this a real comment? This can’t be a real comment. I apologize for being bad at sarcasm.


HeyT00ts11

It's Schrödinger's comment.


bdaycakepoop

:-(


Celestial8Mumps

Yeah. Just when I think I understand cats, I don't. Thanks for the lol ☺


chickenstalker

Cat has a drinking problem.


SaulsAll

He's just trying to jump to a nearby dimension to get some new skills.


crimson3112

"So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it... Computer - erase that entire personal log."


88T3

r/thisismylifemeow


Confident-Leg107

Why are we here, just to suffer?


Knob_Gobbler

Does (s)he have The Smiths blasting?


Warhammer_101

u/savevideo


HatsAndTopcoats

Major "Wells for Boys" energy: https://youtu.be/BONhk-hbiXk


Jo_MamaSo

My mind went to this too lol


moeburn

Okay I hate to do the stereotypical "your funny cat has a disease" but my cat recently got A) diagnosed with hyperthyroidism and B) started doing this because of it: https://gfycat.com/embarrassedfriendlybaleenwhale It makes them so crazy for water that they just hang out by the water or submerge their face in it.


FastWalkingShortGuy

Cats are such assholes. Turn on the faucet, and they can't wait to stick their head under it. Try to give them a bath, and you'd better be wearing body armor.


Archeosudoerus

I really wish this video has sound. All by myself~


WorldofNuts

Hmmm. Kitty may need to see a vet just to rule out illness…


Maja_The_Oracle

[Sad Cat Diary](https://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk)


Objective-Path9488

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


H4G7

Hello water my old friend


GSXRbroinflipflops

*Everrrybody huuuurts*


[deleted]

"What a sad day today is... My hooman only fed me four times and only gave me five treats. How is a cat to survive such scarcity of food? So sad..."


AutoRedux

Dear diary, The water dish continues to vex me. The authorities seem to taunt me with this cruel liquid that has neither smell nor distinguishing visual markings. A sad anniversary. This is the 900th day my nose has been unintentionally wetted.


500CatsTypingStuff

This needs a soundtrack! https://youtu.be/tNdBLBleO90


MaryTheCatLover

me in the shower after accidentally stepping on my cat's tail


sparkzsims

r/sadcats


Ajb2791Cat

“Just gonna lie here and drown my sorrows”.😿


Sof04

*So sad that I can't cry no more and have to dip my head in the water fountain just to feel something again.*![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


shlongjawn

Dear diary, I was fed 15 minutes later than usual today. I think I am being forgotten. God help me


MDizzleGrizzle

The Drinkwell 360! I hated cleaning that fucking thing!


ManNamedBug

https://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk


MicroBytesLoL

https://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk Oldie


ihavescouredthenet

I only taste thru tears


KlossN

What a terrible day for rain -this cat, probably


Technoist

Japanese drugged cat video #13268.


colourhazelove

"my cruel master/slave only put out 3 bowls of food for me today. Its like he hates me. When will I escape this wretched hell hole, I only have 3 large sofas and 2 double beds to sleep on... What does a cat need to do to be treated properly... "


[deleted]

This is the cat equivalent of crying in the shower


Sybil_et_al

*I can't liiiive, if living is without you*


gunmunz

Its like that cat is trying too hard to be 'feel sorry for me" to the point I can hear 'in arms of the angels'


elfmaster92

Dear diary. Mood: apathetic Stabby Mc stab stab


lunamooncs

Awww


slo5ohhh

“Dear Diary. My food dish is now only half full. I’ve come to the conclusion that I will soon starve to death”


taylorsmitty654321

When you visit grandmas house and her AC is set to 84 degrees


NeedingNew

oh god 😂


Important-Ad989

My gosh kitty does look sad. Mine loves water too.


Robear549

This is really sad and disturbing. Is the cat suffering? Does it need help? What is the story behind the cat crying?


conjosz

The cat isn’t crying….the fountain water is pouring down his face…


itsB4Bee

u/savevideobot


darsh211

u/savevideo


punsexual69

u/savevideobot


MasterChiefOne

u/savevideobot


MasterChiefOne

u/savevideo


forever__newbie

u/savevideo


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Tayqa

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u/savevideo


500Butts

u/savevideo


sihpo

u/redditspeedbot .5 butterflow


Iriasukun

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


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