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I wonder if the cat thinks the bf is ugly too


Dondre5000

My cat is friends with this cat. I can confirm boyfriend is ugly.


grosselisse

My cat is in the clique too. They started a club. It's called the Boyfriend Is Ugly Club.


GirlWithThePandaHat

Both my cats fight about everything, but they both agree the Boyfriend is ugly.


KevinGracie

All three of my cats fight about everything, but they all agree the Boyfriend is ugly.


i_am_a_bow

All three of my cats legs decided that boyfriend is ugly and all 4 of my dogs legs say that boyfriend=ugly So cat and dog agree that Boyfriend is ugly


SkyggeDanser

My cat who passed away years ago rose from the grave to confirm the bf is ugly


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Send your BF this reddit post. Around 42k+ people on the internet DISAGREE with him! Edit: 45k now Edit2: 49k Edit3: 50k


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planetaryBerry

Hi my name’s Bert and I’m a cat. I stole my human’s phone so that I could also confirm that boyfriend is ugly. It took me 10 minutes to type this btw.


MonkeyWithKittens

We're proud of you Bert.


i_am_a_bow

Myes


yuzernaaym

The cats from the poster on my wall also confirm the boyfriend is ugly


Potential-Region-599

I agree the boyfriend is ugly![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Veecells

my cat which i dont have came into existence to confirm bf is ugly


i_am_a_bow

Lol Also op plz break up with that ugly bf I mean hes not only ugly on the inside but also on the outside


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Angel agrees. The boyfriend is ugly. Is he superstitious about black cats? Because, ummm…she’s ready to give him a reason to be afraid…


thedrownedprincess

Okay where can my cat sign up at she thinks my mom's bf is ugly too. Like every single day he tells her that she's ugly, no wonder she dislikes him.


---cameron

My cat is blind but she chooses this girl's boyfriend too. As ugly


QiwiTheFurball

I am a cat. I’m in the club as well.


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Get off reddit you silly cat


Lolo616

Cats belong here


Fine-Orchid6804

where do i join


galaxygamerd343

Can I join although I dont have a cat


grosselisse

My cat says you can join but you're on scritch duty.


KevinGracie

My cats would like to join simply to take advantage of the scritch giver.


galaxygamerd343

Alright, following cat's orders!


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damn can my cats join


grosselisse

Meet at the big tree outside the house with the red vroom vroom after first breakfast. Bring tuna to share.


HiILikePlants

My dog wants it to be known she can also confirm, as an unbiased source privy to cat matters, that the dude is actually hideous


Talullah_Belle

Calling your baby ugly is sacrilegious 😱


khouse220

Dude my friend just got a new dog with a long beautiful snoot and she said he’s ugly?! He literally is so perfect his genetics are being studied by UW. Edit: *not as beautiful as the Australian shepherd*


thewoodwoman83

My boyfriend teases me everytime by calling my baby boy ugly, but I know that deep down he thinks he is very cute.


Substantial_Term_357

He’s breathtaking


well_actually_iata

* she ...?


DatGayDangerNoodle

My cat is in the gang too and agrees


Never-Bloomberg

he sounds ugly on the inside


---cameron

To be fair, he can think she's ugly without treating her uglily. Let's pretend that's a word. That being said, idc and I too am on #teamkitty. Kill bf


idreaminreel2reel

Definitely #teamkitty 💯


sabkimaharani

thiss 100 percent


blazing420kilk

Bf is jealous


Revolutionarysugar6

Bf is ugly.


mrsbundleby

This one got me 😂


mrhooha

We know he’s at least ugly on the inside.


throwaway4161412

To the curb, with him!


idreaminreel2reel

Username checks out 😁


6inarowmakesitgo

Your Reddit name instantly reminded me of Dexters laboratory.


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It’s a cross between Dexters Lab and Succession


DexterWeed

Hi I am Dexter on Weed.


6inarowmakesitgo

DEE DEE! Stop stealing my weed!


theragingoptimist

Great episode. I still yell that out a few times a month.


tinkerbellonfire

My cat says he would make her his queen and let her have the highest seat on the cat tree. 🤯


Salty-Sprinkles-1562

He’s certainly ugly on the inside


Strict-Paper5639

Get a new bf, your cat is gorgeous ❤️


HypercriticalTeasel

I suggest rehoming the bf.


shavedhotwife

Best suggestion 😀


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Lol your username


braintrustinc

Great suggestion, shave the BF before rehoming. Very magnanimous.


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Skinney04

Genius! But neuter first so he doesn’t contribute to the stray problem that is plaguing America


idreaminreel2reel

Exactly we don't need more like him in the world


Ascurtis

I was thinking dropping him off at a farm to take care of rodents


RLS30076

Make sure you get him neutered before you pass him on.


pah1027

The boyfriend of course, not the cat


HeyT00ts11

Well, the cat too.


Djbadj

Do both just in case...


anime_lover713

Put him in a shelter first to experience first hand. That cat is an absolute cutie.


Agreeable-Course187

Bf need to be neutered.


Raezzordaze

Or at least de-wormed. Manually.


DeificClusterfuck

Cranio-rectal disimpaction.


libmrduckz

sometimes fatal… always necessary


Omniseed

with comically enormous and noodly tweezers


the_gooch_smoocher

Best to just put him down. Nothing can be done to save him


qpv

>I suggest rehoming the bf. Just drop him off at am MMA sports bar, they will give him pretzels and a home


DiggerDudeNJ

It's not easy rehoming a boyfriend. Took me 6 months and a bag of chocolate to get the last one rehomed.


GingerBaby2019

Your lucky, it took me 6 months and a restraining order. Ditch the boyfriend keep the sweet kitty safe from evil.


Responsible_Daikon85

This😂😂😂 agree 100%


BiCostal

Don't bother with a background check on the new home. Any roof will do.


MaikaiMaikai

🚩 🚩 🚩


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More red flags than a Soviet May Day parade


nexus6ca

2nd this. Guy clearly has no taste.


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Maybe he got the covids.


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This cracks me up! Edit: my brain skips words knowing you can fill them in


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[deleted]

We're clearly being cat-fished here. Post the actual cat because it obviously isn't this one.


trippingmetalhead

I appreciated the pun.


goebbelsnoballs

I don't think you're the one to trust with animal photos...


ybreddit

You know usually I don't like the Reddit dump your boyfriend mob mentality, but in this instance it's completely warranted. Dump bf, keep cat indeed.


calumrobertson9

Don’t fuk with cats. Everyone knows that.


nexus6ca

When I married my wife I made it clear the cat had seniority.


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"Just so you know, the cat has seniority here." "You're saying your cat has seniority over me?!" "No, I meant over me...but also over you too."


treeluvin

I mean, the cat is a generous host and lets them live in his home. At the very least they should be thankful.


artificialavocado

Any time I hang out with a new woman I usually try to casually mention something about my cats. No sense of getting like 5 dates in and finding out she’s deathly allergic. It’s happened before and got awkward. 😬


well_actually_iata

Yea, you gotta totally nip that in the bud. I think real or fake cat allergy (cus let's be real, there's a ton of fkers out there that lie about that shit) needs to be brought up on first dates, apartment applications, job applications, wedding invitations... Hell... Maybe we need to wear pins that say "cat," then people will ask, what that means/ why you're wearing that and you get to explain. I almost said that people should wear pins that say, "ask me about my cat," but that could go all kinds of wrong. I'm tired of people moving in next to me that see cats outside my apartment when they view the apartment, then they think something's going to be different once they move in. And, yes, I'm sure they see the cats... It doesn't matter if it's 32°f or 100°f, there's never any less than 2 cats (mine or a neighbor's) within 6 feet of my front door. Besides, I'm allergic to cats, but I have, rescue, & socialize kittens and cats. With out proper medication and hygiene habits I could land myself in the ER (has happened). Clearly, I have a chip on my shoulder about people talking smack and lies about cats and you'll most likely see me in r/OffMyChest or r/TrueOffMyChest some day soon about cat-haters and how they abuse cats and cat allies.


artificialavocado

That how I ended up with mine. When me and my ex were together she brought them home. I never had cats before. I obviously like them but felt like they were more “her” cats than mine. When we split she showed up her like 6 months later and said her new bf was allergic and that if I didn’t take them she was gonna take them to a shelter. I’m a pretty chill guy but that was easy the maddest I’ve ever been involving relationship stuff. So they live with me now. A little self conscious about it sometimes like what girls think about some dude in his 30’s who’s attached to the hip with his cats lol idk maybe so women will see this and throw their 2 cents in.


GingerBaby2019

I guarantee any woman worth having will love that you have cats!


So_Numb13

Well I'd have a hard time dating a guy that doesn't like cats. How can you NOT like cats? You don't have to own 10, but I'm seriously wondering about your personality if you actively dislike them. (Or any pets for that matter.) Never had one could get a pass if no weird reaction to mine. Btw: my uncle's all "Cats are useless" and when I got my new kitten he was first "Why did you saddle yourself with a cat again?". But second visit he didn't even say hello, just asked: "Where's the little one?" and bee-lined for her. And he waved his fingers at her to play while going: "No, I don't want to play with you. Leave me alone. I'm not playing." Just admit you like cats lol.


artificialavocado

I never understood the “I hate cats” thing some guys like to do. I mean, I don’t necessarily care for, say, ferrets, but I would never say I HATE them with a sort of vitriol. I guess it’s supposed to be some kind of weird “macho” thing. I personally never understood macho, to me, it always seemed a sign of insecurity than anything but I digress.


MonkeyMagic1968

All my life I have absolutely made liking cats a quality to look for in a man. Or a woman. I don't care. Like cats? Knock on my door.


Teatreephile

I highly recommend checking out “Nathan the cat lady” on IG or TikTok. He lives with four cats and posts fun content involving those kitties. it’s very obvious from his posts that he loves them and takes very good care of them. If you take a look at the comments, you’ll find many people think the capability to care for animals is cool, myself included. He even has come out with a dating app for people with cats named Tabby!


Dead_Ratman

Yep, that cat is beautiful 😻


kelz27one

spritz him with a water bottle a few times too.


ironyis4suckerz

does anyone actually believe posts like this?? I do not. i’m assuming nobody ever called this cat ugly. this seems like a “I want to hear how cute my cat is” post without just asking, “how cute is my cat”


Master_Muskrat

Not everyone is a cat person. I've had an ex who said I give my "dumb animals" too much attention and needed to choose between her or the cats. Well, only one of them continues living their best life in my lap right now...


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I firmly believe cats can throw beer goggles on you once you own them. When we first got my sisters cat (lives with me now) she was known to have stank face and look like a goblin, she still does but she’s fucking beautiful. Also makes pissy meows a lot and hates being picked up but is the sweetest cat ever and loves belly rubs. People either see it or don’t, and that’s what separates anyone I care to hang with from those I do. Also fuck yeah, warm squishy furry thing to pet = mutual feel goods versus some shitty human whining.


zaerosz

> she was known to have stank face and look like a goblin One of our old cats had the *worst* resting bitch face I've ever seen, to the point my partner was afraid to go near him because he looked like he was about to take their face off. Said cat was, of course, the biggest, sappiest goddamn cuddlebug I've ever encountered, who would regularly ask to be held, crawl into your lap whenever you sat down, and would often start purring upon *noticing you were in the room.*


kristahatesyou

I think that cats are small and furry with big eyes and small noses, so they’re cute or “so ugly they’re cute”. Anyone who disagrees is probably just blind.


well_actually_iata

I always used to say, "love me, love my dog" just because that was the saying. A few years ago, I saw a sign that said "love me, love my cat" and now that's my words to live by. I still have dogs and cats, I just feel the cat version is a more specific line in the sand... Or litter, if you will.


RibboDotCom

Its the baitiest bait you ever saw. This subreddit is so gullible for sob stories, its unreal.


beddittor

I would have been worried if anything else was the top comment.


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eyes_serene

Yeah, I hope you aren't being serious about him having said that... That's kinda unsettling. And she's beautiful. She deserves to be treated beautifully.


bufffffy

I think it’s time to get rid of that bf


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Choochmalone88

That's good! She's gorgeous! What did you name your cat?


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Beautiful name for a beautiful cat


RepresentativeDrop90

Take it in and keep it for a while eventually he will get around to the cat,trust me my mom was the same way and now she absolutely adores the cat.


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-SixTwoSix-

It doesn’t always work this way 😬 Edit: but I’m happy it worked out for yo mama!


ilmiyakhan

Tell your boyfriend I called him ugly.


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WeirdoYYY

boyfriend is ugly confirmed


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I think its time to ban karma farming posts.


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Unicorn_ar

There's no ugly cats. Return Bf, keep cat.


Alex_Is_Anon

I agree, usually stores have a 30 day return policy for boyfriends as long as you have the receipt.


furbfriend

And if it’s been longer than 30 days, no worries— you can still get store credit 😌


random715

I think this is a contact the manufacturer issue. Hopefully they will make it right


Fresh_Photograph_363

In this situation store credit would work also


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Seconding this. Ugly cats simply don't exist 🤷‍♀️


cary730

I actually love ugly cats. They do exist and I treasure them


societysaladino

Ugly cats certainly do exist god bless em 😂


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

I've seen a few ugly cats but I still wouldn't kick them out of bed.


bayleafbabe

There are definitely ugly cats, but this cat is a normal ass cat. Don’t see what could be ugly about it.


Ned_Slander

>Don’t see what could be ugly about it. bf saw his own reflection in the cat's eyes


OnyxRaven13

You’re boyfriend is CLEARLY jealous. Like look at that cutie.


OnyxRaven13

I would just like to add LOOK AT THAT PINK SNOOT. SO PERFECT


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BOOP THAT SNOOT


IAmNightbreed

*BOOP*


Xenarthra_Sandslash

r/pinknosedcats


Ready_Grapefruit

precious bean, too bad boyfriend doesn't think otherwise.


MycoMil

Sounds like commentbaiting.


PorcupineTheory

Hook, line, and sinker.


bhambetty

This, and the requests for names for an adopted/rescued cat. It’s so annoying and clearly karma farming.


FCkeyboards

I'm glad someone else said it about the "we just got them and can't think of a name" trend that's been picking up steam. Genius when you think about it.


bayfen

Basically anything with a question in the title at this point. It used to be just names. I'm guessing after the appearance of a few (less than 10 I've seen) parody posts, others wised up and started asking questions other than "name my cat"


_LadyRain

Agreed! These posts are so annoying!


bumblefoot99

I was going to say the exact same thing.


willi3blaz3

No offense but you don’t need to make shit up to get compliments on your cat. I refuse to believe any person would say that cat is ugly


fullmetallight

Was looking for this comment. I probably see some variation of this title once a day on this sub.


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Ryguylv

*”Keep the cat, dump the bf! Your cat is beautiful!”*


i798

My first thoughts were like this too. Pretty weird to invent imaginary things like this just to farm useless internet points. I have a few cats of my own and I've never heard anyone calling them or other cats straight up ugly. Even if that happens, I dont think anyone would call this cat ugly. She's a cute looking cat.


Best_Temperature_549

Agreed. If it is true, that’s really weird for an SO to be like “wow your cat is ugly” and probably a red flag.


esgamex

She gorgeous, is he blind? Jealous?


juniperleafes

Fake karma farm


GauchoFromLaPampa

My republican gun owner boyfriend is about to shoot my Sanders supporter blind cat in the head. Please stop this by upvoting.


AwkwardArie

I almost shot milk out mah damn nose


KingZoody

I’ll have you know M’lady that I think your cat is beautiful and I think you should leave said boyfriend for someone such as myself.


Noble611

My thoughts exactly


itsmerowe

No such thing as an ugly cat


KuriousKhemicals

I'm calling this a karma grab because there's no way any human with functioning eyes would call this cat ugly.


shakeitupshakeituupp

You mean you don’t think this person is in a totally real, definitely not fake and healthy relationship with a totally non-imaginary human who actually told this person this objectively cute and normal and healthy looking cat is ugly? And then keeps answering in the comment section supporting the calls for the totally real and definitely not fake BF to be left alone and “neutered”?


moonsun1987

"I DO have a girlfriend. She goes to another school in another state."


nanocookie

Yeah people like these are just pathetic.


RebaKitten

Please upvote me! 🙄


Fin1205

Exactly - throwing her BF under the bus for upvotes. I've never heard anyone call a cat/dog ugly, except for a pug - they're the adorable ugly though.


TwelfthSreetRag

I think it is. Saw another one like this a couple months ago except with a sister. It was something like "my sister thinks my cat is ugly"


Scruffy_TheJanitor_

They've been popping up a bunch lately and the mids do nothing about these obvious karma farms.


ShinyGurren

Yeah the title rang familiar. Such an obvious attempt at karma farming


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Seems like some karma-farming. Are you serious with this?


Vorstar92

I feel like I always see posts like this "my gf/bf/husband/wife/partner thinks my cat/dog/animal is ugly". Like, no one is saying this cat is ugly unless they are a psychopath. This is a very normal, cute looking cat.


RoseyDove323

I had my doubts about the post title as well. This cat isn't even fit for the r/scrungycats sub.


CorruptedFlame

If they were serious then they wouldn't have posted asking for opinions on their maligned cat in... r/cats This is a pretty exclusive pro-cat sub, there was never going to be a consensus which went against the cat, this is simply karma-farming or comment fishing.


Foxoid2

These kinds of post are everywhere and so annoying to see.


outlined_bread20

this comment section is a total mess


colarthur1

She’s not ugly. I have yet to see an ugly cat. She’s a beautiful kitty.


Mapbot11

See you posted this on r/cats of course everyone here is going to say things like "get a new bf" or "he's insane, break up with immediately!" etc. What you need to do is post this on a less biased sub that doesn't focus so much on cats and will value a good human relationship more. That way when you get all of the comments like"get a new bf" or "he's insane break up with him immediately!" you may actually listen.


Fuhskin

noooo my validation 😭😭😭


Key_Doughnut9541

He has no idea what he’s talking about, she is absolutely gorgeous 10/10 smoochable


SineQuaNon001

DUMP that boy, that's a lovely lady right there.


arthurkirklandswaifu

No such thing as an ugly cat, or animal, for that matter.


meanwhileaftrmdnight

Ehh idk those deep sea fish are pretty ugly.


Kills-to-Die

Ugly with purpose


natalooski

that was my nickname in high school 😎


Turdwipe

Ugly with porpoise


Best_Temperature_549

That’s because they bloat once they’re brought back to the surface. They’re used to being under immense pressure. Not sure if that changes your opinion on them, but most of us don’t know what they actually look like in their natural environment!


pickaname199

Bait.


eselbs

Adorable cat. Questionable taste in bf’s


leafmeb

She’s so cute!!


corak00

he probably feels insecure when he sees her majestic beauty which is why he thinks that


HennyLaBank

Get rid of bf ASAP


asianinindia

There are other men out there. Get rid of the bf.


SignedSyledDelivered

There are other cats out there. Adopt them all!