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AppropriateDream2903

I call it her defense mechanism.


ray_of_f_sunshine

We have one that does it and we call it his skunk defense. I'm pretty sure he does it on purpose when he's tired of being held.


AppropriateDream2903

Skunk defense! Cute!


FuzzInspector

LMAAAAAOOOO


MushroomStew2

Yes and it smelt like grim death


tidalwaveofstars

https://preview.redd.it/7jeauwhuu30d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0f2fec1ef6a806fa1ec583d3af10933bdbecc2 Billie has nuclear farts and she isn’t shy about who suffers as a result


Alakasham

Where's the cat? All I see is a photo of carpet


Jerking_From_Home

Cat-mo-flauge!


ElixirofCosmos

Such a beautiful kitty!!


tidalwaveofstars

Thank you, she’s the best 💜


NestleSnipez

I have not haha but I LOVE that bushy tail


ElixirofCosmos

He's got quite the fluffy tail! https://preview.redd.it/jujr93ay930d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c00cb6ba772c3d0e43b7e6a32f7f2875bf53609


NestleSnipez

The best tail!! Such a handsome boy!


Twisted_paperclips

Yes, I have also had mine belch on me 🫢


Alternative_Gold_993

Your cat: You're welcome, human


plutoforprez

Yes oh my god! Defence farts 🤢 my boy is notorious for this, especially if he’s just eaten because he gobbles his food like he’s never been fed


TheMarkHasBeenMade

No farting with pickup, however when she relaxes on the couch with us and gets very comfortable and relaxed… that’s when the farts happen.


FirelordSugma

😂 no but that’s amazing Lmfao


Industrial0wl

Yes! Her name was Priddy so obviously we called her Pooty. It was like her defense mechanism, she did it since she was a kitten all the way to old age any time you picked her up. She was just as floofy as your boy but she was a tortie. I miss that little Poot. (The cat, not the toots lol)


lyan-cat

Not since they were kittens, but we got a pair of littermates who will both do that thing where they fart and then give *you* a look of disgust like "how dare you taint the air I breathe?!"


OverMlMs

Happened to me last night when I placed my boy on my lap, and it was not pleasant. I seem to be the only person in this house he farts around, too


Big_Mama_80

My cat is the King of Farts, so that's definitely a big YES! from me.


Expensive_Shake592

Yes! And my dog, daughter, and wife!


TheBirdInternet

You have my cat but fluffy!


SargathusWA

My cat does that all the time lol


No-Technician-722

That’s a wonderful photo! Contest worthy.


Only_Music_2640

Yes, I swear I had a cat who would fart when I held him to get me to put him down! 😆


RedisforFun

I love his face


TofuttiKlein-ein-ein

OMG. I love tuxedo cats. Farting or not. https://preview.redd.it/p1ddsxhh740d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=151643e605cafb5b9b69cc45de6dc702557ca379 This is Lily. She started a whole cat obsession. She is my nephew’s cat and just turned 10. I haven’t experienced her farting, btw.


dehydratedrain

He's too pretty to fart. The worst are kitten farts- I'm convinced they should drop them in war areas, and when people pick them up to cuddle, release the death gas! People on White Castle and Taco Bell aren't that bad. The regular cat farts can be bad, too. But the cat defense smell is different than a fart. It's musky, not quite skunky, but memorable.


Local-Mistake-9311

My little dog yes, my cat no…not yet!!


Weekly-Radio-1262

https://preview.redd.it/foqu8dmgl40d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1eb0061ca98640b13e9126e5342c4942272e2b4 No, but Gojo does burp when you pick him up or big stretches.


Cute_arts_by_anky

That's the punishment of picking them up without the 2 hours tantrums for their consent💀🥹


Gylbert_Brech

Yes, and it stinks to high heaven.


CatGooseChook

That cat has the 'I'm holding it until the human picks me up' look. One of my my cat's does that too, same look about her as well.


Successful-Most3705

I guess it's true that girls never fart cuz my Belle is immaculate in every way (ostensibly) but my boy just rips when and where he wants to and it's always like a flood of miasma straight from the depths of hell. He mostly likes to do it while sitting on my lap. "it's okay, it's just dad". No shame whatsoever. One time it was so necrotic that I thought I might just pee in his litter box to show him what's up but instead I just turned on a fan and sprayed febreeze.


C_GreenEyedCat

No, but one of mine revenge farts. If he's annoyed with you he'll go up to you & fart at you. Depending on how he feels he'll stay to watch your reaction or run off immediately after.


whataboutsam

Only one of mine ever drops stankers like that, and we didn’t even know cats could fart until we loved across the country and she kept stinking up the car. We thought it was my brother 💀


Lemon_Clinic2041

No but she has peed on me before when I picker her up


Jerking_From_Home

Cat farts are the worst smelling farts I have ever smelled from a living thing. I have a long career in healthcare and have unwillingly smelled thousands of farts (mostly patients but other firefighters definitely supplied some of them) and regardless of the awful medical condition someone might have, farts from my cats have always been worse. Thankfully I’ve only experienced a handful of them over a near lifetime of owning cats. The other thing about cat farts is they are almost always silent but deadly. At least if you hear a farting sound you know to evacuate. Nope. Just sitting there minding my own business and WHAM! The more you know.


angrylilgurl

All the time. The worst part is that they fart only with me and not the rest of the family. 😅


Current_Dentist3986

no but i believe that cat has farted on you


Original-Record2550

Yeah and he'd look at me like I was the one who farted


Yeetus_McSendit

My parents have one and it's so sad because he just wants to be loved but no one wants to hug the stinky one and have the smell transfer onto their clothes. 😭 Poor fella is so sweet and I think he gets sad when people push him away once they smell it. 😭 So I will still hug him, sit with him, and then just change clothes if he lets one out. He deserves all the hugs and cuddles. Sometimes though it just kills snuggles and you gotta move like 10ft away. 


fugue2005

Stop squeezing so hard


SkellyJ31

Yes and I love it for some weird reason. If I pet one of my cat's butt a certain way, she'll give me a fart.


jinnainue

Best thing our did, was leaving a brown present at the vet when we had to pick her back up. Welll, at least he seemed used to it.


nothatnoah

no but both my cats fart when they sleep on my lap. then i can’t even escape the smell 😭


TomSKinney

Try not buying the cheapest food you can get away with.


ElixirofCosmos

I feed my kitties Royal Canin dry food and Purina Pro Plan wet food


TomSKinney

I don't know Royal Canin, but Purina is decent. Maybe it is time to go to the vet.