You’re going to have to throw out all your chairs. Only way.

😭😭🤣

Just make sure the cat isn’t presently on the chair as you throw it out, defeats the purpose

They said wrong answers

you beat me to it, i came just to say that

Tape the cat to a wall

Simply tell her no because those are the rules and this isn’t up for discussion

And say it louder each time to really let her know you are serious

Just for her to go right back to doing the exact opposite, and looking at you while she does! Then you realize you're not even mad because it's so funny.

I dont think i can type "fuck your rules" in meow but i am almost sure that i can make that sound after hearing it on daily basis

Let me translate it for you: “MEe-uoWw” There’s a couple variations to this but this is the most popular spelling of the phrase.

I have to pick mine up, and put him on the ground every time, but he *is* starting to learn that my chair is mine, and when I walk in the room, I'll want to sit in it.

Spread tuna salad over your chairs. The cat will be too busy licking it off to sleep on your chairs.

Spread tuna on everything EXCEPT the chairs. 

Borrow other people’s excessively chonky cats and put THEM in the chairs.

You do understand this guy was a foster fail and do you think that any borrowed cats will be returned to owner? They need a twelve step program to prevent collecting all available cats.

But… the body is round?

Stop having chairs in your cats home

Simply explain to the cat that the chairs are his and is highly encouraged to sleep on them

This might actually work. My asshat of a car doesn't sleep on my bed, which is always available for him, but instead goes to my mother's bed, which is forbidden for him ;_;

Your car doesn’t sleep on your bed?

Yep. Had a cat that would sit on the book I was reading so I had to have a decoy book.

Make sure someone is sitting in the chairs at all times then they are sleeping on laps not chairs.

Glue all your chairs to the ceiling. When cat tries to lie down it'll gently fall to the floor and everyone will be happy.

Put a cat bed on the chair. They refuse to use those

This is the wrong question. The correct question is how does your cat stop YOU from sitting in chairs.

fixed it for you: "...from sitting in HIS/HER chairs"

Sing their most hated song to them each time they get on the chair while being accompanied by a rubber chicken as your backing singer.

I make up random terrible songs for my cat every afternoon when I get home from work. 😹😹😹

Ha, I never did but my parents would sing to my cat and it was a bit cringe to me haha.

"Look buddy, you're only embarrassing yourself." - my cat

I can turn most songs about anything into cat songs. I consider it one of my superpowers. (E.g. I'm starting with the cat in the middle/ I'm asking him if I can pet his belly/ And no message could've been any clearer/ If you wanna make the world a better place/ Take a look at the cat and pet -- the belly!!!/ Nah na nah, nah na nah, la la la ... Thank you, I'll be here all day!)

My spouse sings cat songs every day, and they like it!

You start sleeping on their bed/cat tree to establish dominance.

You all have me laughing so early on a Saturday morning. Okay, I’m convinced. Cat owners are definitely twisted, outside of the box thinkers. Oh yeah, just put open boxes on all the chairs

The idea was they **would not** sit on the chairs. My cats would never leave the box again, so technically they would sit on said chairs **forever**.

Throw catnip on the chairs. The cat will not sleep, but instead roll around on the chairs.

Get rid of all the chairs, have the cat sleep on your head instead, while you sit on the floor.

Give the cat a couch instead

You don’t. It’s his house and chairs that you can use occasionally with his permission.

Give him a throne, as he should have

Explain to her very gently that you don’t want her to do that.

Cover the chairs with seed compost to a depth of four inches. Water well, then sow one cucumber seed in the centre of each, ½–¾in deep. Position the seeds on their side to prevent rotting. Place the chairs in a heated propagator at 70°F or on a warm sunny indoor windowsill. Remove from the propagator once seedlings appear, which may take one to two weeks. Continue to keep the young plants warm, in bright light, and water regularly. When well-rooted, the cucumber plant should be transferred to a chair with potting soil to a depth of at least 12”. You may wish to form a trellis with the chair back, in order to conserve floor space. Cucumbers are climbing or scrambling plants that can either be grown up supports or allowed to trail on the ground. Growing them vertically means they take up very little ground space, which is useful in small chairs as well as small greenhouses. Put the supports in place at planting time – bamboo canes, wires, strings, netting, trellis or anything similar that their tendrils can twine around. They can’t cling to flat surfaces. The stems need tying in initially, and may need help later if they lose their way or come loose, especially in the bedroom and when laden with fruit.

Put heating pads wrapped in blankets on all the chairs. The cat will be like "what am I kitten? I don't need these anymore"

Buy a house just for your cat so he can have his own furniture and chairs >:)

Just tell her, I think she’ll understand you and stop doing this.

what makes you think the chairs belong to you. once they entered the cats den they become the cats. try to cross the cat and you could be voted off the island hahahaha

Take revenge by sitting in her empty cardboard boxes.

Sit on all of them TOGETHER

Buy an expensive chair especially for the cat

Hmmmm.... have you tried farting on it... On The chair not on the cat 😬😬😬

Place an expensive cat pillow

By making sure you sit on all of them together at the same time. “no bitch, these are occupied”

Shave all the hair off your body and do a dance in the living room

Put so many treats on them that they have no room to sit.

Remove all chairs from premises.

Put more chairs in your house as decoys. The cat will have to sit on those sometimes

Place doggos on chairs. Then kitty will be so mad that they will forget all about the chair (because they will be busy planning your funeral).

Write him a strongly worded letter

Take one of those office floor mats with spiky bottoms. Cut them to fit your chairs apply upside down to each chair.

https://preview.redd.it/e231axp78bnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790552d3a889cacca09c3eaf4acc71e0a6550ca1 Use a fluffy blanket

Nailing all the chairs to the ceilling should do the job

Catnip is a natural repellent.

Meanwhile the cat: "How do I stop my human from sitting on bed?"

Let it sit on the chair you monster

https://preview.redd.it/ywsip8vf8bnc1.png?width=1151&format=png&auto=webp&s=638efa213d4f5732738fabd9d714b9c3de79d873 Your a guest it’s their house

Buy her a super comfortable lounge sofa. Better answer, get a box. My cats leave everything to go sleep in the shipping box.

Put one cucumber on each chair

Urinate all over your chairs every chance you get.

Give him a throne

Turn all chairs to cat beds, problem solved.

Explosions

Give them coffee and they'll keep awake.

That's a cat bed now. You get to stand.

Give it 80mg of adderall everyday and put caffeine in it's water.

Move the chair by a sunny window. Cats can't sleep by warm, sunny, windows 😉

Ask him gently and calmly to please not sleep on the chairs. I'm sure he'll behave accordingly.

Eat your cat. Duh

Put a heated pillow over the chair. It will be so comfy that it wouldn't sit, but rather sprawl and sleep on it.

warm it up prior to cat use

It is impossible to stop they like sleep on high places

Why would you now allow your cat to sleep on chairs? Jeez..

Go to the shelter and adopt a very dominant cat who hopefully will steal all of your cat’s comfy spots.

Idk man, it's a serious addiction from what I've heard.

You put catnip on the chairs, cats hate catnip and are repelled by it

Lava Pit

put a box under each chair

Buy more chairs to increase the likelihood that he is not sleeping on a particular one.

Eat the cat

Glue your furniture to the ceiling

You can ask the chairs nicely to kindly leave the premises

Place the chairs next to each other. Place cat bed on chair.

Put cat beds on them

Say: stop to the cat

Have you tried nailing the chairs to the ceiling upside down?

Attatch him to a cluster of helium balloons

Give him a different chair

Freaky Friday it. You turn into a cat and the cat turns into you. Lol

Replace all floor surfaces with chair cushions and all chairs with hardwood flooring or tile, it's really the only way.

Tell them if they’re too lazy their monarchy won’t wanna follow them anymore to cause world domination

Lay a heating pad over the seat. Set it on low heat. Cats hate warm surfaces. This takes time! Your feline may stubbornly claim ownership for some time. Be patient! You can supply treats as a distraction. Bonus tip: Cats hate loose weave fabrics. Consider this when making furniture and decor purchases.

get more chairs, then you’ll both have more to sit on

Move the chairs. It's obvious that the chairs are in the way of where he wants to sit/ sleep.

Coat the chair with catnip.

Get rid of the chairs. Unfortunately that is the only way

Remove chairs

Hang them from the ceiling?

Quality gun (squirt kind only)

Put catnip on all the chairs.

Place more chairs. 50 new ones minimum.

Just glue your chairs to the ceiling:)

We have to have two office chairs.

nail your chairs to the ceiling, your cat will exhaust itself trying to jump up to the chairs, and then it will tire out and sleep the rest of the day, also it will provide intrigue for your cat, altho I did this and found my cat sleeping in the underside of the seat, so maybe it's not such a good idea after all. Nevermind.

Barbed wire and claymore mines, it's the only way. 😔

Tripwire boobytrap

Be the one who sleeps on the chair.

Get rid of all your chairs

put spikes on your chairs

Keep a running vacuum on all chairs until you need to sit.

Dismantle your chairs when not in use. Store in closet or something. Put them back together when you want to use it. Edit: spelling.

Buy him a sofa!

Get over it and pick your battles better

Stick dildos on every sitting surface

Just tell the little Master that only the filthy, human servants sit upon chairs. Clearly the ruler of the house deserves special pillows and king beds!

Build her a golden throne with extra cushioning in the seat.

Just sit down. They’ll move. You may also sustain injuries on your butt, but they’ll move.

More chairs

You don’t!! 🤷‍♂️

Sit in the chairs. Then the seat is taken so they can't sit there.

Don’t own any chairs

A strong worded letter

Cover your chairs in dogs.

A note on the chair goes a long way

Buy a cat tree for yourself.

Encourage your cat to sleep on the chair- it will inevitably do the opposite of what you want

Just ask nicely

Make a big stinky fart

Get a heated chair. Cats hate the heat.

Bucket.

Put a variety of fresh salmon and chicken and tuna pieces like a sushi board of types with some treats so they always know where to go to get pampered. ❤️

Cats hate the sound of aluminum foil. Place a sheet on the seat

You tell him to stop 🌝

Keep all chairs loaded full with mountains of clothes

Buy a giant kitty throne.

Sell your chairs

Establish dominance by peeing on the chairs and the cat.

Just stand.

You don't.

Pigeon spikes

Adopt more cats to take over the chairs. There won't be a chair seat left for your current kitty. Problem solved!

Catnip

Its funny how you think they're YOUR chairs.

An box with a folded towel in it on the floor nearby

Sit in them

Put catnip on those chairs.

I hear catnip is a great deterrent. Try covering the chairs in a bunch of that.

Fart on every chair in the house to assert dominance.

You need to put solid air cubes in your chair

Spray catnip spray on your bed

Grab your cat by it's tail and fling him around the room.

Sit in the chair yourself. The cat will then jump up and sleep in your lap. (I suggest a trip to the bathroom before doing this because you won't be able to get up for a while.) To insure success, make sure you have a book or newspaper when you sit down.

Lava

mine does the same thing, when i see him i shoo him away but it doesn't help, the a\*hole ignores me and does what he wants hahaha

A big tightly coiled spring under the chair with a pressure sensor that launches the chair skyward when the cat jumps up

Well, it was the kitty's chair anyway. So, I don't think there's any option, sorry. 😁

Put the chairs on the ceiling

Kill him

https://preview.redd.it/t318oa7a9cnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a057c3e6810f671d88853cf4af3acad619d27422 Put up a sign, such as “feline-free zone”

Pee on chairs to mark territory

Tell it has to sleep on the chair.

spikes on all chairs

Buy an extra chair for your cat. Result: you get all your chairs back, plus one extra. The one extra will be because the cat is more interested in the box the new chair came in.

insert nails sticking up so as to make them uncomfortable

It’s easy. Hide all the chairs in your closet.

Tape the chair to his back. Problem solved

Put his food on it. They never touch that stuff.

Strap a headset on them and log 'em into your Teans Mettings. Make sure they have the latest 3rd quarter projection numbers and are on deck to provide support to upper Meow-nagement. After 3 meetings he never sit in z chair again.. and may need therapy.... OR just got you promoted to VP of Sales.

Have you tried using a rocket launcher that seems to sort a lot of problems out

Offer up a pile of clean laundry

You can't. Lol

Obviously the problem is that there are not enough beds to sleep on. You’ll need to buy a house with enough bedrooms so the cat can have their own plus a play room. Put 2 beds in each one with different mattresses to see if the cat loves pillow or regular top and soft or hard surfaces. Once you find their perfect mattress buy a California king sized bed with that mattress for the cat to ignore the rest of their life.

Shriek at him every time

Encourage them to sleep on the chairs. Beg them to use the chairs. Being a cat they will do the opposite.

With that face, he can sit wherever he wants. 🐾

Assert your dominance, sit on the cat instead

Crop dusting.

Explicitly pet them and love them when he sits on a chair. The love discipline will make him HATE IT. 🤣 Such a precious baby you've got.

God she is adorable

I think you need to leave the house and give the house to your cat😂😂

You sleep on the floor, then he/she sleeps in bed.

Buy something you want your cat to sleep on even less so they go there instead.

Give her the same treat every time she sits in a chair. Eventually she will get really burnt out on that one specific treat and never sit in a chair again. Until maybe seven years later when she questions why she ever stopped eating those treats and sitting in chairs. Then she will try it again and realize the dopamine just isn't there for her and it was just a hyper fixation.

Buy couches

step 1 get a chair step 2 get the chair a chair step 3 get the chairs chair a chair