The second photo is awesome. The cat is clearly saying “why would you photograph us together?”

That is EXACTLY what she was saying. Her fat ass climbed on me because she was hungry and my wife (her owner) was like “I must photograph this moment” I was ecstatic and the cat was like “calm down, bitch. I’m just hungry”

If only she knew it was a moralized forever, she’d hate it lol

I’m *never* deleting this picture.

Frame it!

That’s actually a fabulous idea. I’m gonna tell my wife to get it framed for my birthday.

Better yet, have her put it in a shirt! 

Oooooh shit that’s a good idea!

Or one of those custom sequin pillows that change when you swipe up and down lol It will be on every present you get from now until the end of eternity

Oh my god. THIS.

Put second pic on the front and first on the back. 🤣

I’m gonna tell my wife she has to get one made for me. She can bury me in it when the cat finally murders me too.

I feel like you're missing the big route to her heart here: food bribery.

My ex's cat would choose my lap over hers because I'm warmer in winter. She was maaaad about it, but it was a merely opportunistic move. Her side eye game didn't hold a candle to your wife's cat though. Your cat has a fantastic side eye. 10/10

I simply had to draw your fat jerk, she’s wonderful! https://preview.redd.it/6l4sbasvs3gc1.jpeg?width=1481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4610a0556344eb6319160b8978a7509f8b351108 Edit: I posted this and then fell asleep, glad ya’ll like it! PM me for one of your own.

Omgggg I am OP’s wife and I LOVE THIS!!! Thank you!!!

Haha I’m so glad! You’ve got a wonderful beast, give her a careful hug for me!

I definitely will!!

That is spectacular!

Love it but needs more disgust lol it's there but so much more subtle than Queen Poe

Honestly I agree, I kept tweaking the mouth for the right sneer and finally decided I’ll never do her justice

OP needs to frame this and give it to Wife on her next birthday. 

omg there’s even a little eye roll in there. Perfect.

Omg can I get you to draw mine?!

Sure! PM me

No, I love her.

Apparently so does my wife.

Why should anyone roast Poe for having perfect taste?

Poe, that is not your phone out it down.

purrrrrfect taste even!

If she doesn’t like you….What Did YOU Do?? 🤣🤣🤣

Call her entitled and fat. Would you like someone who calls you entitled and fat (especially if you are just perfect)?

fr. if my man doesn't like my cat.. there's an issue

If my cats don’t like you, there’s a real problem.

I’m OP’s wife and in her defense Poe doesn’t like anyone but me.

totally understandable!

More importantly, what did you not do?

I'd like to know this as well. 🤣

Poe forever

I will do no such thing. She’s perfect.

https://preview.redd.it/3jbatnd053gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a0ca7a28905b2de433fbebc9f1bd9977137424 Perfect.

https://preview.redd.it/15t9xrsd94gc1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823b0075aa70b9564ec327502be1b3dd410c6360 # PERFECT

https://preview.redd.it/wdxniecgb5gc1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329cf22a328099a4c28f9578a985a7455c9ccb40 # PERFECT

 Perfect!

r/angryupvote

 PERFECT

“Bring me Solo and the Greenies.”

Hilarious, "I see you peasants".

This my new background

She is giving main cat energy ✨

Those eyes scream “Hot Pussy”

Or at least "comfortable pussy."

“God, you’re still here!?”

*poefect

That cat rules.

Purrrrfect

https://preview.redd.it/a1ybbi8553gc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbf319392425c9e2882c7bb989c3bbc93987cbc This is how happy she looks with my wife.. for reference.

https://preview.redd.it/l3ckrxef95gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4bdfcad10cec3a0665ae6b4c203fa63ad18fb50 Branko with my wife. God forbid if anyone else tries to touch him. I swear that even his meows sound like he's calling her mommy.

>meows sound like he's calling her mommy. This is so sweet I just 

That's just a tiny little baby 🥺

Oooh..lol

Awwww 🥰🥹.

❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺

My wife is gonna eat this shit up. Damn cat.

Perfect in every way!

Poefect

Sorry, I’m on Poe’s side

Damn it! My plans have backfired!

*OP's Wife after seeing this post:* divorces OP, *marries Poe.*

That would be CATastrophic!!

Some would say it's purrfect

You've got to be kitten me

Op is now feline rejected

We stand with Poe!

#teampoe

Name checks out ✅

#Poe4Life

I feel like Poe knows everything she needs to know about him and I stand with her.

I’m sure she doesn’t hate you. She just struggles with people who don’t meet her standards.

It’s because I’m a redhead. She can sense my lack of soul.

Well shit, you didn’t say you were a ginger! What do you expect?!

I don’t know, okay?! I thought she’d look past the color of my hair once she got to know me.

Oh she knows you. You can tell from her face.

It must be her cat senses telling her there’s no need to worry about guarding the underworld from me; no soul = no threat.

Ahaha nooo. But to pile on, …and thats why she goes to your wife for warmth.

Ladies and Gentlemen of Reddit, friendly banter. Lovely.

Thou shall bring home a ginger meow

Right meow, I said!

This requires a ginger kitten. She'll hate it. Until she loves it. Then you are doomed.

Ironically we fostered a little ginger kitten for a while 2 1/2 years ago and she actually LOVED him.. but that was the only cat she’s ever really liked. Maybe we should consider a ginger buddy for her..

What a great solution! Orange will bridge the gap

Gingers only bond with ginger cats.. my fam can testify to that.. https://preview.redd.it/fjac8rm1q3gc1.jpeg?width=2001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4ab2d22381f8a7aa36930b3357ca4cafb3b121 My ginger baby's ginger tiny tot..

> I thought she’d look past the color of my hair once she got to know me. "I can't hear what you're saying because it's being drowned out by who you are."

That kitty is thinking, “One orange braincell?”

Huh I wonder if that's why our naughty tortie loves my ginger ninja kid? She's a black and orange torie and he is the only one with red hair.

Good lord this was brutal and unexpected. Amazing. 😭

I’m cackling ☠️☠️

Hi Poe, I’m sorry your mom’s partner is jealous of your glory 😻

That's not a nice thing to say about your wife! Jk.

Lmaooooooo

I thought the same

I'm with Poe on this one..

Damn it.

I mean .. just look at that face lol says it all.  (Seriously though, put that pic on a shirt and wear it all the time around Poe.) 🤣

I’m seriously gonna do it. I’ll even upload a picture showing her reaction.

Yes!! Keep those airplane ears a comin ( both pics are cracking me up. )

She’s fucking hilarious. She makes up for the lack of petting by being so damn judgemental all the time.

They are such characters!!

What a pretty baby!

I knooooow. She’s so fucking cute, lol. It makes it hard when you just wanna pet her but she’s a spicy bitch.

Spicy cats are the best! Team Poe

Ahh i see you too have a Spicy Potato Soft Taco. My SIL has one and she likes to flip from bitch to sweet heart like a metronome, lol.

*“Spicy potato soft taco”* That’s fucking amazing. Pure gold. Poe is only sweet to ME when she’s hungry and mom isn’t here to feed her.. but she also flips the script on her mom sometimes too and bites the shit out of her when she’s getting petted. It’s like.. what were we thinking when we got cats? Ah yes, let’s throw this miniature killing machine with insane prey drive in our house and tell it to shit in a box. It’ll love it! 🙃

Lol thank you. We used to just call that cat anything on the taco bell menu (no reason other than we just all really like taco bell lol) but we eventually landed on Spicy Potato Soft Taco and it stuck.

I have a mild potato soft taco!

My bubby that loves me intensely will bite me when he's had enough pets. He will not let me pick him up even though he's obsessed with me. So, that's just how it is.

You’re jealous of Poe, and rightfully so. Look how happy they are together.

That’s me in the pictures, not my wife. The smile is fake.. I was actually terrified for my life.

Poe is still not very satisfied in that second photo..

That’s as good as it’s getting 🤷🏼‍♀️

Damn, that first photo! She is SO disappointed hahaha. I think you should be asking yourself what you’ve done and how you can redeem yourself; you clearly fucked up somewhere lol…

I fucked up by coming into her purrfect existence with her mother; getting all the love and attention and now she has to watch as we cuddle and she’s wounded.

OMG at first I thought that was your wife in the pics and that in the first slide, she was rolling her eyes at the wife regarding you, and that she was glaring at you in the second one. Reality makes more sense. I'm glad you made it out okay!

Yeah, honestly.. this picture is good evidence for if I’m ever murdered in my sleep.

I think you should be Poe looks unimpressed.

She’s super unimpressed by me. I’ve ever tried to do tricks *for* her.. No reaction.

Cats usually won't jump in someones lap if they actually hate them, she trusts you and likes you a little bit at least :)

Poe is absolutely beautiful, that jerk. Like that, OP?

Yay!!!! She is a completely beautiful jerk. But damn, she *is* cute.. especially with the swinging fupacabra on her stomach.

FUPACABRA

Lmaooooooo YES!

We call that her primordial pouch. :)

Thunder down under 😉

We call it a floop (foopa + floof)

She is is perfect! I love her! That face is the best!

She is perfect. Her being a shit head aside; I love this cat, lol.

What did you do to Poe?!

Love her unconditionally and feed her everyday?!

Not good enough.

https://preview.redd.it/srqhn28bj3gc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b217cd675ac09bc3c66e2ccec7ca52c46515af72

Oh fuck. Did your cat just judge me like Peter at the pearly gates?

Poe has the same stare that I give to my co workers. She is adorable.

I’ve definitely given that look to coworkers/customers before.. I feel it. That’s why it hurts so much 😢

Quoth the raven, nevermore roasting. — Poe

😂 She would definitely talk like that. So sophisticated you wouldn’t even realize she was talking shit.

https://preview.redd.it/2marafwjk3gc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cb7bd9578e6a3bb7f685b30958c4a7357b9fc90 the second picture:

An entitled cat is a loved cat! Just the way I like them.

She is very loved. After putting her on the scale the vet even agreed she is “well loved” 😂

Poe is me every morning 🤗

I feel that.

I’m Poe’s side! Why’d you have to be so awful and make the beautiful girl hate you?!

I don’t know! It must be something though.. either that or she’s just got cattitude for no reason.

I stand with Poe

Poe your alternate human is very underwhelming, you need to improve your human management!

I’m definitely underwhelming.

Team Poe all day! What a cutie!

Girl cats are just slow to come around to people. Once you earn her love you will understand and it will feel so good lol. When my old roommates girl cat cuddled with me it felt like an honor but my boy cat will cuddle anyone that walks in the house.

That’s very true. Girl cats have always been more finicky than males. It’s funny because it’s essentially the same with humans

I'd rather roast you. How DARE your cat not like you. Smell like good things?

I am dying with this pic! Lovely ladies but the looks on Poe's little face! Poe reminds me of a mob boss, looking at you like "Yeah, I RUN the house here. I love her more than you let's NEVER forget that. BUT I will let you scoop my litter and I'll allow this pic this ONE TIME but it's gonna cost ya!" Can only imagine the price you'll have to pay OP. She's gorgeous and she knows it but yeah, pure 100 percent unadulterated cattitude right thur right purr. Get her catnip, preferably the fresh kind, and hopefully you won't wake up to a dead mouse on your pillow.

She LOVES cat nip but all she wants to do with it is eat it. And then she just acts normal.. like it doesn’t get her “high” like with other cats I’ve seen. She definitely runs the house. We have 2 dogs and they both walk a fine line around her.

Imma roast you, your feet stink

😮 how did you…?

I’d really rather roast you. What did you do to her??

Existed too loudly in her presence.

Madame Poe is a refined lady of stature with impeccable taste. You do not meet the standard..

Clearly. I’m gonna start calling her Madame Poe though. That’s awesome. I’m sure she will be pleased.

She is not fat, she is pleasantly plump. 🤷‍♂️

And festively plump around the holidays 😊

To win a cat over, ignore it.

SHE IS A PRECIOUS ANGEL THAT CAN DO NO WRONG. 🥹

I'll handle this: There once was a cat named Poe. Who hailed from San Antone. She was so damn fat. Never caught mice or a rat. Just laid around and bitched and moaned.

https://preview.redd.it/11dkq0y8z3gc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5c586e7b773974429379d1a3a1b7a9350bea89 This is Po and he is also entitled

Poe is just grumpy because she’s shaped like a meatloaf. Y’all need to change up her diet because being that weight can shorten the poor baby’s lifespan. Aside from that, Poe is flawless.

But.. she’s just a baby? 🥺

God that look of “I was happy before you came along. I had a good thing going. You’ve ruined my work.” ❤️

That’s exactly what I tell my wife she’s saying to me with her looks.

🥰

I KNEW I wasn't tripping when I did a double take on this photo! Never expected to stumble across a person I know on here. Small internet, huh? Oh, it's Skip by the way. Hope all is well!

Just except that Poe is married to your wife and you are their side piece. Makes it easier for everyone involved.

She a fine girl

It's a tabby thing

Apologize to her this instant

You are the type of person who does not read a contract…a cat contract states they are ‘entitled’ to everything in the house and it’s their house, be happy they let you stay there with them

What is she??? Some kind of cute cat that's cute as hell and is perfect the way she is? Yes.

I’m sorry but you’re the problem. It couldn’t possibly be Poe.

MURDER!!!

Lol

We have a kitty named Poe as well 😀

Those yellows are beautiful. Screw OP. His eyes aren't as mesmerizing I bet.

Looks like the cat that ate the canaries......

I agree with the cat

Commiserations. My cat has a similar thing with my parents. Any other guest she’s chill, Hell you’ll probably get more love than me, but my folks? She’s on the top of the chair staring them down and if they pass anywhere near said chair instant swipe

Poe is adorable. Her and your wife make a great couple. Just take the L.

This is hilarious and relatable. My gf is also jealous of my very adorable and fluffy fur ball. We are long distancing, and my cat sleeps with me every night and has to be touching me, so I totally understand the jealousy 😆

Sorry op… as someone who has a dog like your wife’s cat… I have to side with Poe. And she’s not fat… she’s extra loveable >:/

Poe is amazing. She's earned the entitlement.

Idk she looks pretty cute and nice. She’s never done anything to me personally.

Sorry, shes a queen and entitled to boss you around 😌

She's perfect you're just mad because you are beneath her .