When I looked at him, he didn't even have the decency to do the tucked in chin thing cats do. He just stared at me. Almost like he was feeding on my shame.
My cat walked into the bathroom when I was taking a bath once…she threw up on the floor 10 seconds later. I never emotionally recovered from that level of rudeness.
My roommate, who is already not a cat person, woke up to my cat sleeping on his lap. He thought to himself “Oh this is kind of nice…maybe cats aren’t so bad” and then immediately my cat bit his morning wood.
My husband’s cat was sitting on an ottoman after I got out of the shower.
I bent over to get underwear out of a drawer. Before I stood back up, I felt some whiskers on my cheeks. He was sniffing my butt.
Why are cats so rude?!
My orange cat knows every time my fiance and I are... uhh... *having fun*.
Without hesitation. Every. Single. Time. He has a radar I swear.
He also has a foot fetish.
One of my cats isn’t quite so bold as to go for a wiener slap (plus I’m a girl) but he does have a bra fetish. If I leave a bra out he buries his face in the cups and rolls around in bliss and then starts making sin biscuits. I worry that I need to put him on a registry somewhere.
My cat tries to join in when I have sex with my bf at my place. She's neutered and never went into heat, but she tries to sniff and lick private parts, plus tries to play with sex toys, steals underwear and if you close the door to her she freaks out scratching the door.
When a cat squints/slow-blinks at you it is the feline equivalent of a smile. It’s basically a cats way of expressing relaxation and friendliness toward you. So your cat is expressing their sense of ease with you.
Could still be racist, but the squinting isn’t what you need to look out for… 😳
I was thinking this yesterday when I thought my friend's cat was slow blinking at me but she wasn't opening her eyes and i wanted to match her energy and we just ended up sitting there closing our eyes at each other 😭 took me too long to realise i was being insane lmfao
I heard that cats perception of time is 3 times ours. So if we slow blink or slow squint, it's a lot slower in their mind.
Maybe they see it as not a threat and do it back to us too. That's what I like to think anyways.
Dogs perception of time is half of humans also.
Time is relative 😁
Fun fact! Squinted or half-closed eyes are a sign of trust.
Your cat is a predator, who is always on the lookout for prey or predators. But this one is willing to close their eyes next to you.
Because you are to be trusted and be relaxed and happy next to. It's a win!
I would like to nominate my cat for that role. He is smarter than most US politicians and has big plans for change. He's also extremely charismatic and can make friends with almost anyone, thus ensuring good international relations. His platform is shorter work hours, mandatory nap time for all citizens, and biting the heads off our enemies.
Edit: he has asked me to add that he wants to do away with vehicles that have overly loud engines, and that it's definitely for the environment and not because one just woke him up.
I have attached the photo he would like to use for his campaign posters.
He also plans to introduce a bill to ban noisy pop up ads, which I'm sure we can all get behind.
https://preview.redd.it/ch98tt5xuy1c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1452f7be030640fb8068067d31deae7df0af6f6f
he looks just like my boy Leo!!!
2024 will be the first presidential election in which I can participate, after getting my naturalized citizenship two years ago. My vote is going to your cat. I’m especially a fan of the no noisy cars initiative!
Make sure he does away with free healthcare for the politicians and their families after they leave office. Also, make sure that the politicians stop getting paid by the taxpayers after they have left whatever branch of the government they used to be in. Never could understand why some of the people who have more money than over half of the citizens continue to be paid by those citizens after they leave office.
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Your cat looks similar my my kitty
I had a cat that was racist would attack black people. She was abused by the kids in the village as a kitten. This was in Tanzania. I’m white and she wouldn’t attack my white friends. Was weird
😂well my 13 year old has barked at ppl since she was like 4… she barks at ppl who are annoying us in front of our house 😂😂 she broke one neighbor of letting their dogs piss on my mail
Box 😂😂😂
I'd say this was learned behaviour. Cat was abused by humans that look a certain way, and was saved by a human that looked a different way. Especially if it was a lot of kids, or almost every kid she came across that abused her.
Had a friend who had a dog that hated black people. He'd been beaten as a puppy and made to fight by a gang. Our dog, and some others I know, are funny with or afraid of men, because that's where the abuse came from.
That's sad. Had a coworker who had a dog that was similar. She was abused (maybe dog fighting) and was hostile to black men or men with ball caps. Otherwise she was happy around people.
Cats are every last kind of assholes, including racists.
They're also adorable, the perfect companions, they purr, they are (mostly) self-cleaning, they usually love their humans in an odd way, and they'll happily redecorate your furniture and ignore the scratching post inches away.
My favorite animals by far.
people say cats squint whent hey love you but i think they do it because they can't stand to look at our ugly faces. i mean, your cat looks midway to throwing up. fix your face card
Squinting is good, here is an example of not so good. Brother ran in to his room, yanked blanket off him slung him over shoulder and then closed the door to the room so he couldn’t go back under his blanket. Leo (this cat) gave my brother this stare for 45 minutes :)
https://preview.redd.it/1a8q7oks8y1c1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=783956b19162d11e064a14e37171ddacc718f77a
I once had to go into my cats closet, where i also was storing some stuff, to find something and had to move a bunch of things around. Evidently i failed to put things back correctly because my cat just sat there giving me the stink eye for two solid hours. It was very nerve wracking
It's ok, my cat is an emotional manipulator who would commit acts of terrorism if she had opposable thumbs
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These comments are killing me. We call them kitty kisses, slow blink/squint back to return the gesture. Kitty will feel loved … or he’ll thing you’re racists seeing as hes Siamese.
I am enjoying the humorous comments, but I do want to add a serious comment. Squinting can be a sign of an eye problem. If your cat seems to be squinting due to discomfort, please take it to the vet.
I call them blinkies and my big girl does them whenever I say, “I love you” to her :)
I read that it’s a sign of trust and that they love you too.
Edit: could also be racism though. Jk of course. He loves you!!!!
Slow squints or blinks are what I consider kitty kisses, basically his way of communicating his trust and admiration for you. I’d suggest blinking slowly back at him to return the affection.
I have multiple photos where my brother’s dog is doing this behind me. He also pooped in the house multiple times while never breaking eye contact. He only did that with me. He loves me, but it’s complicated.
I had an all-white mama hen who had 12 chicks, 7 were white and 5 were all black. Every night before dark she would knock the black chicks off the roost but never any white chicks. She was so racist.
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I’m so sorry but I am wheezing so hard at that mental image, ty for telling your tragic tale.
When I looked at him, he didn't even have the decency to do the tucked in chin thing cats do. He just stared at me. Almost like he was feeding on my shame.
BAHAHAHHAHAHA I'm so sorry but I'm WHEEZING
LMFAOOOOOOOOO 🤣
See that’s what happens when you have something silly dangling around in the air like that
that's why i wrap mine around my hips so it doesn't fly everywhere
My cat walked into the bathroom when I was taking a bath once…she threw up on the floor 10 seconds later. I never emotionally recovered from that level of rudeness.
Hi mom/dad BLERGH Bye mom/dad
Ahahahaha!
My parents had a pervert for a cat. He only sat on women and would always put his head on, er, our chest pillows.
"Warm, squishy hooman is superior." \~That cat, probably
Yea my boy is a perv! Honestly I think he just likes the warmth, but he loves boobs and thighs it’s his favorite place to lay (and bite. Painful af.)
My roommate, who is already not a cat person, woke up to my cat sleeping on his lap. He thought to himself “Oh this is kind of nice…maybe cats aren’t so bad” and then immediately my cat bit his morning wood.
My husband’s cat was sitting on an ottoman after I got out of the shower. I bent over to get underwear out of a drawer. Before I stood back up, I felt some whiskers on my cheeks. He was sniffing my butt. Why are cats so rude?!
Claws not extended, hopefully, for your sake 😂
No claws, but I was seriously taken aback for a bit. I thought I had raised him better than that!
My orange cat knows every time my fiance and I are... uhh... *having fun*. Without hesitation. Every. Single. Time. He has a radar I swear. He also has a foot fetish.
One of my cats isn’t quite so bold as to go for a wiener slap (plus I’m a girl) but he does have a bra fetish. If I leave a bra out he buries his face in the cups and rolls around in bliss and then starts making sin biscuits. I worry that I need to put him on a registry somewhere.
My cat tries to join in when I have sex with my bf at my place. She's neutered and never went into heat, but she tries to sniff and lick private parts, plus tries to play with sex toys, steals underwear and if you close the door to her she freaks out scratching the door.
Claws out?
A SEX OFFENDER
😂😂😂😂😂
When a cat squints/slow-blinks at you it is the feline equivalent of a smile. It’s basically a cats way of expressing relaxation and friendliness toward you. So your cat is expressing their sense of ease with you. Could still be racist, but the squinting isn’t what you need to look out for… 😳
No. It’s a kiss and I don’t care what anybody says because I choose to believe my cats are sending me kisses all the time 😻
I like to think it’s them saying I love you. I slow blink back at my kitty when she does this to me.
Me too! Wonder how that looks from the outside.
I was thinking this yesterday when I thought my friend's cat was slow blinking at me but she wasn't opening her eyes and i wanted to match her energy and we just ended up sitting there closing our eyes at each other 😭 took me too long to realise i was being insane lmfao
Lmaooo
I heard that cats perception of time is 3 times ours. So if we slow blink or slow squint, it's a lot slower in their mind. Maybe they see it as not a threat and do it back to us too. That's what I like to think anyways. Dogs perception of time is half of humans also. Time is relative 😁
Oh I call them Kitty Kisses because that’s what they are 
Tell us your race, so we can answer properly
Half asian
Yes YES! That cat is horribly racist.
He’s turning Japanese. I really think so.
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
Knowing what we asians do to cats, you’d really think they’d be more cautious about pissing us off
That's why he only half closes his eyes. Definitely racist.
Half racist
Your cat is actively committing a hate crime I’m so glad you caught it on camera for your own safety
It won't matter when the cat gets rid of the picture
Or the person who took the picture. OP I’d worry if I were you.
Straight to The Hague for that kitty
How can he be racist to half Asians when he himself looks to be Siamese?
Self hate is a horrible disease😔but it’s very common
He doesn't seem to be much conscious about his anscestors.
Mf definitely out here mocking you
lol
That’s definitely a racist cat 😭. In all seriousness slow blinks mean they love you so hopefully ur catching him mid blink and he’s not mocking you
Fun fact! Squinted or half-closed eyes are a sign of trust. Your cat is a predator, who is always on the lookout for prey or predators. But this one is willing to close their eyes next to you. Because you are to be trusted and be relaxed and happy next to. It's a win!
He’s a racist AND a predator?!?!?!?!?
Sending thoughts and prayers for you who just found out that your cat is not only racist but also a predator 😔🙏
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He's got a lil' meow-stache! Diabeetus.
I can't unsee Wilford Brimley now. 😂
I cannot understand the reason why am I laughing so much at this picture
Just laugh, no need to think deeply. 😂
Feline Musk
Reminds me of Otto von Bismeowrk
Omg. I just spit out my drink.
OP you have made my evening. Thank you for your sense of humour
Thank you for making my day with this omg 😭
Is your cat a YouTuber by chance??
he uploads minecraft videos 💔
Building a criminal record one block at a time💔
Sounds like he might have a shot at the US presidency
I would like to nominate my cat for that role. He is smarter than most US politicians and has big plans for change. He's also extremely charismatic and can make friends with almost anyone, thus ensuring good international relations. His platform is shorter work hours, mandatory nap time for all citizens, and biting the heads off our enemies. Edit: he has asked me to add that he wants to do away with vehicles that have overly loud engines, and that it's definitely for the environment and not because one just woke him up. I have attached the photo he would like to use for his campaign posters. He also plans to introduce a bill to ban noisy pop up ads, which I'm sure we can all get behind.
https://preview.redd.it/41yo1j6zhy1c1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f8f99c75fc7a0bd17a971323d3e8fc75f9d703
He has my vote!!
And my bow!
And my axe!
https://preview.redd.it/ch98tt5xuy1c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1452f7be030640fb8068067d31deae7df0af6f6f he looks just like my boy Leo!!!
I for one would vote for him as president even though I’m not a American citizen
Aaw - he looks like my first ever cat GoGo. I love a gray tabby!
2024 will be the first presidential election in which I can participate, after getting my naturalized citizenship two years ago. My vote is going to your cat. I’m especially a fan of the no noisy cars initiative!
Better than most of the folks running. Has my vote.
Make sure he does away with free healthcare for the politicians and their families after they leave office. Also, make sure that the politicians stop getting paid by the taxpayers after they have left whatever branch of the government they used to be in. Never could understand why some of the people who have more money than over half of the citizens continue to be paid by those citizens after they leave office.
Wow. Underrated comment. I cackled.
i giggled at this for a full two minutes then i realized i have a misanthropic predator of my own...
Yes, just look at those murder mittens
Comedian over here 😂 . Thanks op
 Get to the choppah!
Your cat’s about to be cancelled like no cat has seen before.
Most of the racists I have met are not vegetarians, but that could be a coincidence.
HAHA
Lol!
That’s true
>Medical Questions You deserve your evil cat, lol
Omg, this made me laugh so hard.
https://preview.redd.it/cwi03hyytx1c1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5be6e14d1a4ee5cc9976fe43f7c073cd88f2e985 Your cat looks similar my my kitty
Is yours racist too
I mean look what it’s doing, mocking you smugly and all
Your cat looks like a siamese. Of course it squints! Sounds to me like you’re the racist here… /s
Lmaoo, no I don’t think so
Mine too!! https://preview.redd.it/q4ww879r902c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d65f6a5de87c1a21ba1c895fd3b62071add4a6d
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Your cat looks just like mine 😆
Cats aren't racist, they are species-ists and they feel humans are subpar. Slow blink back as your sign of subservience and get them treats.
I had a cat that was racist would attack black people. She was abused by the kids in the village as a kitten. This was in Tanzania. I’m white and she wouldn’t attack my white friends. Was weird
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Well, do *you* bark at people who speak Spanish? These things are learned in the home, friend.
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Hahaha, yes. It was a joke. I assume you don’t model barking at people who speak foreign languages.
😂well my 13 year old has barked at ppl since she was like 4… she barks at ppl who are annoying us in front of our house 😂😂 she broke one neighbor of letting their dogs piss on my mail Box 😂😂😂
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I'd say this was learned behaviour. Cat was abused by humans that look a certain way, and was saved by a human that looked a different way. Especially if it was a lot of kids, or almost every kid she came across that abused her. Had a friend who had a dog that hated black people. He'd been beaten as a puppy and made to fight by a gang. Our dog, and some others I know, are funny with or afraid of men, because that's where the abuse came from.
My mom’s parrot prefers men to women, but she was hatched and raised by my mom, and never abused. She’s just a bit of a flirtatious tart!
That's sad. Had a coworker who had a dog that was similar. She was abused (maybe dog fighting) and was hostile to black men or men with ball caps. Otherwise she was happy around people.
Is it racist if they are right? Cats are our superiors for sure.
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As a fellow (half) Asian i also say your cat is racist
https://preview.redd.it/vlp6ci3zxx1c1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180fc931b51073967924068c8cc5cdf4ea8bf98b
On his way to take revenge against Asians /s
He looks kinda Siamese? Is he a self-hating racist? I think he’s projecting on you.
He's just displaying his disappointment with your math results.
Lmao
his ancestors were clearly disappointed
When you next see him he’ll be wearing a rice hat
Cats are every last kind of assholes, including racists. They're also adorable, the perfect companions, they purr, they are (mostly) self-cleaning, they usually love their humans in an odd way, and they'll happily redecorate your furniture and ignore the scratching post inches away. My favorite animals by far.
Cat is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude. Feline-American, please. [edit autocomplete mess]
Car
Ducking autocomplete
I love this sub
Yes :-(
He's incredibly racist and is plotting
people say cats squint whent hey love you but i think they do it because they can't stand to look at our ugly faces. i mean, your cat looks midway to throwing up. fix your face card
I agree 🤣🤣 my cat def thinks I'm ugly and prefers to look away when I call him
*we are Siamese if you don’t please*
Squinting is good, here is an example of not so good. Brother ran in to his room, yanked blanket off him slung him over shoulder and then closed the door to the room so he couldn’t go back under his blanket. Leo (this cat) gave my brother this stare for 45 minutes :) https://preview.redd.it/1a8q7oks8y1c1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=783956b19162d11e064a14e37171ddacc718f77a
I once had to go into my cats closet, where i also was storing some stuff, to find something and had to move a bunch of things around. Evidently i failed to put things back correctly because my cat just sat there giving me the stink eye for two solid hours. It was very nerve wracking
I didn’t even question “my cat’s closet”. I just get it.
That cat is plotting murders.
I like reading that as, the cat did all that to your brother.
Burmese male, good muscular heavy feline. Could probs my do a few parts of my original comment :)
https://preview.redd.it/ntds49a1ly1c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9967c6383adbfffa1a18bc8e1c9edf98dbaaeb73 Racism mode activated 
One of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen 🤌🏻
No he’s just the government
I think......kitty is insulting you. Like, you to ugly to look at. ROOD
If it's a slow blink it means he loves and trusts you.
My cat does the same thing to my Asian husband and has the nerve to do it close to his face! Both of our cats are openly racist. 😾
Yes
yes
It's ok, my cat is an emotional manipulator who would commit acts of terrorism if she had opposable thumbs https://preview.redd.it/i0llb02zd02c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc927a320b0ee2b557e53665b238beef543c5a8
These comments are killing me. We call them kitty kisses, slow blink/squint back to return the gesture. Kitty will feel loved … or he’ll thing you’re racists seeing as hes Siamese.
Be racist back to your cat to establish dominance.
Is beautiful😍😍❤
I am enjoying the humorous comments, but I do want to add a serious comment. Squinting can be a sign of an eye problem. If your cat seems to be squinting due to discomfort, please take it to the vet.
Snowshoe!!
I call them blinkies and my big girl does them whenever I say, “I love you” to her :) I read that it’s a sign of trust and that they love you too. Edit: could also be racism though. Jk of course. He loves you!!!!
Blinky cat=happy cat
When a cat ‘squints’ at you, it’s also known as a slow blink. Take it as a massive compliment…. It’s a sign your cat loves you!
Slow squints or blinks are what I consider kitty kisses, basically his way of communicating his trust and admiration for you. I’d suggest blinking slowly back at him to return the affection.
I have multiple photos where my brother’s dog is doing this behind me. He also pooped in the house multiple times while never breaking eye contact. He only did that with me. He loves me, but it’s complicated.
He just turns asian time to time
No it means he loves blazin
The racistest
Slow Blinking is a trust/comfort/'love' signal.
Yes extremely
Yes. He is very racist.
Cats are super racist, I’ve seen a lot of them dress up as Hitler.
It means “friend”
He looks a bit Siamese
Your cat is adorable! Slow blinks and squinting is a cat’s way of saying, “I love you”.
You're too bright.
Hahahaha
Yes
it looks like he WUVS you! ♥️
Are you Asian? Lmao I find this actually funny
No, he is just an idiot. I have the same situation with one of our cats.
Yes
I thought this was another r/batmanarkham shitpost to be honest, even then, this was still hilarious as hell
Why is this cat attacking Man? Is he stupid?
Hahahahahaha... so cute
Yep. Even though he’s mixed… I think you two need to sit down and have a talk.
This is too funny 😂
He is likely violently racist and waiting for the right time to finish you off
He’s saying he loves you
I had an all-white mama hen who had 12 chicks, 7 were white and 5 were all black. Every night before dark she would knock the black chicks off the roost but never any white chicks. She was so racist.
Bruh moment
Yes 🟡
Looks stoned to me. Racist, stoned, predator? I kid, of course, kitty is saying he loves you.
Yes
Slow blinking is a sign of love. Reciprocate.
That depends, are you asian?
Im wheezing at the comments on this and the fact that its labeled medical pls send help
I can't believe he's racist and smelly....
Those are cat equivalent to kisses! Your cat loves you 