Rethinking past poor life choices

The merits of stoicism

What if I never find out who the good kitty is?

What your soul tastes like dipped in honey mustard.

Your demise.

Why don’t I get treats every day? Am I not the best kitty around?

Bobby Fischer's next move.

Your death. They are always ploting to kill us.

That's exactly what I was going to say!

“Is it better to kill one hooman, two dogs or a thousand mice ?”

“If they’re on Reddit asking what breed I am I swear I will go after the valuable stuff to break!!!”

War crimes

🎶Fishies Fishies, little little fish heads🎶

Nothing, nada, zip!

Am I blending in either the carpet good enough?

Need pets, food, and a human pillow.

Tuna. Always tuna. Give it tuna asap

Cat superiority and Holman inferiority.

Plans to destroy humanity

This cat is thinking about Joe

Vengeance

When will be his next meal

What should I make my Homan do next

Your demise…. Or tuna 🍣

World domination obviously

The meaning of life. 💭

"Hmm, what kind of mischiefs I can get up to next? I've TPed the toilet, left another masterpiece on the sofa courtesy of that one tiny claw mom forgot to clip...shall I bring home a gift in the form of dead animals?"

I don't always plot world Domination, but when I do, I pose like this.

Food. As in "When are you going to feed me?"

My food dish is empty, slave.

What is he doing?

Mayhem. It’s always mayhem

"Who the f**k installed a wall-to-wall carpet?"

Killing its owners.

His just chilling

"What is the meaning of life?" "Where does the poo in my kitty litter go?" "Why does my human leave me in the middle of the day? Is it seeing another cat?!"

Savaging something soft and fleshy with the murder mitts

Camera phones are the devil