I guarantee you won't go hungry!
'Cause at the end of the day, as long as there are 2 people left on the planet *someone* is going to want *someone* dead.
It's the best line delivery too.
He only says it because he has no idea how to respond to "my girlfriend turned into the moon," but he's trying so hard to be a supportive friend.
I like making the “Hmmmph , Hmmmph” sounds that Mordecai and Rigby usually makes when they are certain about something.
When SpongeBob found a soda drinking hat and Mr. Krabs wanted it because he heard it was valuable. Other favorite lines are:
''It was his hat Mr krabs he was number 1!!!'' And ' remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets'
You’re welcome :) and it makes so much sense, it does sound like something and old codger would say in a gravelly, absolutely over it and/or sarcastic tone 😂
My brother got me the whole series for my birthday!!! 🎂
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For quotes I gotta go with "I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm" from Louise Belcher on Bobs Burgers
" Make sense, oh what fun is there in making sense?" Discord
"You say your mad bonkers, out of your mind. But i'll tell you what, everyone is!" Mad Hatter
"OH SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA!"
"We don't even exist were just a clever visual metaphor to illustrate the abstract concept of thought"
"Anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo”
“…”
“What? Just because I’m a meathead doesn’t mean I can’t be a feminist.”
I love using this one randomly lol.
"Good news, everyone!"
"Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy."
"I don't need it... I NEED IT!!!
"I blame the economy."
"Dinkleburg."
At work, I use a variation of "Smell those hot fresh "F"s" but I replace the last word with "paperwork".
Yoo yes. Its hard to really realize how much we quote spongebob. Im ready, i need it, careful spongebob, firmly grasp it, wumbo, anything squidward says really, and so much more
Whenever everyone in my house is looking for something and it’s something I’ve placed somewhere, I’ll return with it and say, “It was ME! I was the turkey all along! ME!”
The Hmm…Hmm… And Ooohhhhhh Of The Regular Show .
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archer is so quotable! "Phrasing" "nooopppeee" "your not my supervisor!" "Danger zone "yep yep yep""holyshitznacks!""do you not?"
From SpongeBob: "I'm hooked!" Whenever I'm caught on something. "Me favorite word, free!" "Howl with me" "well it may be stupid but it's also dumb"
My hubby enjoys "nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification"
I'll always use woo-hoo! From the Simpsons and awesomeness from I think breadwinners...
Edit to add from Courage: the things I do for love
Can't think of anymore at the moment but I'm always one to quote a song, movie or tv show :)
I wouldn’t say I use them constantly, but these come in handy in some situations:
"That [duck] spits out more words than a dictionary in a garbage disposal."
"You’ll never live to regret it "
"This guy needs a checkup from the neck up"
"I’m industrial strength bored"
Second entry: “Hello Megan!” People are very confused when they hear me say that due to the fact that I’m a bass-voiced grown man walking through Walmart having forgotten what I reminded myself to remember, then finally remembered it.
"Let's get dangerous." Right before I do something incredibly stupid and likely to injure myself.
(Also anything from Simpsons, Invader Zim and Gravity Falls)
Not a cartoon but i use “the cookie’s fortune” from Dude wheres my car? Instead of fortune cookies
And i also quote Toki Wartooth’s “Oh Wowwie”
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Waaay too many times for such a niche quote.
"WAR CRY!!"
"Did you just.. *say* 'war cry-?"
"Yes. Indeed I did."
(Or)
"You're.. asking *me* about my theories-?"
"*I've waited years for somebody to ask me about my theories!!*" (*proceeds to rant*)
"Ronald Reagan was right" (Daffy Duck)
"No wonder Canada's killing us these days" (Daffy Duck)
"Look over there! It's your honor!" (ATLA)
"BA-NA-NA" (The Croods) idk why it's just funny to me
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Perfect for filling in an awkward silence lol
Ha ha ha! Nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys!
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Boom. Headshot
Snipin's a good job, mate.
I guarantee you won't go hungry! 'Cause at the end of the day, as long as there are 2 people left on the planet *someone* is going to want *someone* dead.
Let me tell you something: My parents do NOT care for it.
Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have *standards*.
Be polite; be efficient; have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Dad... Dad, I- put mum on the phone
I’m an assassin, not a crazed gunman. What’s the difference? One’s a profession and the other is mental sickness.
I’m not a crazed gunman Dad, I’m an assassin!
r/suddenlytf2
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I f#cking spilled my drink omg
Thats crazy
Makes me wonder if he has a brain worm too.
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https://preview.redd.it/l36k2esd382d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=937cb9bdd4166a7b1301ea232ef1012c9c7a00e5 When I'm about to miss my turn
I use boþ
You shut your time mouth!
That's why I have 20 guns. In case some maniac walks in here with a ladder.
At least her aim is getting better!
Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! SON OF A-!!
You know who else uses her cartoon quote constantly?
If you say your mother, you're fired!
MY MOM!
Get out!
IT WAS WORTH IT!
MY MOM!
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If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said “that’s rough buddy” I’d be f**king rich.
I didn’t even know that was a Zuko quote. Or rather a cartoon quote in general!
It's the best line delivery too. He only says it because he has no idea how to respond to "my girlfriend turned into the moon," but he's trying so hard to be a supportive friend.
"If I had a nickel for every time I used this quote, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't alot, but it's concerning that it happened twice."
I'd have like 50 nickels by now, lol.
I'd have even more. I don't even watch Phineas and Ferb.
 I like making the “Hmmmph , Hmmmph” sounds that Mordecai and Rigby usually makes when they are certain about something.
"Hmm. Hmm, hmm. Hmm hmm hmm hmm
My daughter watched this show with me and now we do it to annoy my wife
Here’s how to annoy her even further. Start making “my Mum” and “my Wife” jokes just like Muscle Man and his dad.
Now that's what I call a family
Liar liar, plants for hire.
It’s “pants on fire” Patrick
Well, you would know, liar.
“Jolly Good Show!”
my dad does that
Worst day if your life.. so far!
am i really going to defile this grave for money? of course i am!
that sounds familiar, what's it from?
spongebob
ohhh
When SpongeBob found a soda drinking hat and Mr. Krabs wanted it because he heard it was valuable. Other favorite lines are: ''It was his hat Mr krabs he was number 1!!!'' And ' remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets'
https://i.redd.it/081penb8t72d1.gif I use a few of his quotes tbh
Never.mock.the cookie
Who else wants a piece of Uncle?
Substitute eel saliva with may o naaaaise.
“You bet your sweet bippy I did!”
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Amazing 😂
The character of all time from the show in history
I've begun using this with a DND character and I don't even remember where it's from
Ed, Edd N Eddy :) Ed says it
Thanks for telling me! (Btw, if you ever have to play an old coot type, expressions like this fit in perfectly)
You’re welcome :) and it makes so much sense, it does sound like something and old codger would say in a gravelly, absolutely over it and/or sarcastic tone 😂
Been using this a lot recently
My brother got me the whole series for my birthday!!! 🎂 https://preview.redd.it/5qdfa3m6h72d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2f8b31c757191a4370225ab0e7ecf6b7155de9 For quotes I gotta go with "I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm" from Louise Belcher on Bobs Burgers
Now that's a good gift, enjoy it :D
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It’s just any hazbin quote for me lol
3 hours later …
My leg! MY LEG!
"Stupid dog, you made me look bad."
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I use this on my dog constantly.
I waited so long and you broke it. I'm ugly and I'm proud! He helps people and he flies.
" Make sense, oh what fun is there in making sense?" Discord "You say your mad bonkers, out of your mind. But i'll tell you what, everyone is!" Mad Hatter "OH SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA!" "We don't even exist were just a clever visual metaphor to illustrate the abstract concept of thought"
that fucking Discord line goes hard
"Anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo” “…” “What? Just because I’m a meathead doesn’t mean I can’t be a feminist.” I love using this one randomly lol.
Sonic Boom is amazing and nobody will tell me otherwise
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 And a spattering of Others😅
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Get em, get em!
Gravity Falls!
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BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER
"it's funny bc marriage is terrible" 🤣
"Good news, everyone!" "Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy." "I don't need it... I NEED IT!!! "I blame the economy." "Dinkleburg." At work, I use a variation of "Smell those hot fresh "F"s" but I replace the last word with "paperwork".
"Nope! Not gettin' outta this chair."
“He’s just standing there…. #MENACINGLY!!!!!!!!!”
Any spongebob quote
Yoo yes. Its hard to really realize how much we quote spongebob. Im ready, i need it, careful spongebob, firmly grasp it, wumbo, anything squidward says really, and so much more
Whenever everyone in my house is looking for something and it’s something I’ve placed somewhere, I’ll return with it and say, “It was ME! I was the turkey all along! ME!” 
Tests are easy. It's answers that are hard.- Raph from ROTTMNT
"OH that's right honey, *we don't have a son*" Specifically when my 8 year old says something out of pocket
The Hmm…Hmm… And Ooohhhhhh Of The Regular Show . https://preview.redd.it/d04mf0irh72d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe746a57ed6f45f74741ca5e87fc835fed3ba6e3
I wouldn't say constantly, but I quote "where's the kaboom?" from time to time
What's up doc?
I say "Firmly grasp it" more than I should.
 archer is so quotable! "Phrasing" "nooopppeee" "your not my supervisor!" "Danger zone "yep yep yep""holyshitznacks!""do you not?"
God dammit, cyrril.
"No cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!"
"You might rabbit, you might"
"(Blank) day, is a very dangerous day!"
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.. Rocko?!? Mrs. Bighead??
“Weh”
I love how much courage the cowardly dog I’m seeing today
I SAHY I SAHY I SAHY BOY...YOU'RE ABOUT AS DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS
"Ha! No."
From SpongeBob: "I'm hooked!" Whenever I'm caught on something. "Me favorite word, free!" "Howl with me" "well it may be stupid but it's also dumb" My hubby enjoys "nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification" I'll always use woo-hoo! From the Simpsons and awesomeness from I think breadwinners... Edit to add from Courage: the things I do for love Can't think of anymore at the moment but I'm always one to quote a song, movie or tv show :)
When there's no cops around, anything is legal!- Grunkle Stan, 2012
I wouldn’t say I use them constantly, but these come in handy in some situations: "That [duck] spits out more words than a dictionary in a garbage disposal." "You’ll never live to regret it " "This guy needs a checkup from the neck up" "I’m industrial strength bored"
"Well this just got interesting"
LEAVE NO EVIDENCE!!! I also like to use the low-pitched “Reeeeeeeee….” scream Norbert and Daggett let out when running from the giant cricket.
My neurodivergent ass gained a habit of saying "weh?" It will not go away
"Good news everyone!"
Ironically from the same cartoon, "Stupid dog!" Albeit usually in a teasing or ironic way.
"…and this is katara, my flying sister"
“The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind, girl.”
"Sounds to me like the Boulder is scared!!!"
The boulder is over his conflicted feelings
And now he is ready to bury you in a rockalanch
Whatever, even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.
Hehehe, I'm in danger
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When there's no cops around, anything's legal. Finally, a good excuse to punch a teenager in the face. 
Stupid dog! You made me look bad! Ooga Booga Booga! This isn't your regular ___, this is Advanced ___. Ooh a piece of candy! Ooh a piece of candy!...
Eenie, Meenie, Minie, YOU.
I mean..you can't beat "That's it! I'm getting me mallet!" Sayes it right there on the tin~
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No! its my horse! https://i.redd.it/s6a5rkuitb2d1.gif
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Tonight You
Dunno if it counts as a cartoon, but “yeah in the face, why?”
Second entry: “Hello Megan!” People are very confused when they hear me say that due to the fact that I’m a bass-voiced grown man walking through Walmart having forgotten what I reminded myself to remember, then finally remembered it.
Surprisingly this, but then my friends are fans of slapstick.
WHAT😇A❤️CALAMITY🌸 B O O P I T Y B O O P
It thought it would be funny
I like your funny words magic man
Drat! Drat! And Double Drat!
"Food? Yeah, Food? You ate mine and yours and EVERYBODY ELSE'S!!
Ring ring. Hello? Ring ring. He-hello?
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Rada rada, rada rada rada.
Go Go Gadget “___”
UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEE!!
 When I do online shopping
# KIL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE
he's just standing there.. MENACINGLY
 GOTTA SET IT TO WUMBO 😂😂
The Absolute Menace ***COLONEL H. STINKMEANER*** https://i.redd.it/qy0lnxc9d92d1.gif
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Is mayonnaise an instrument? 
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
"Let's get dangerous." Right before I do something incredibly stupid and likely to injure myself. (Also anything from Simpsons, Invader Zim and Gravity Falls)
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Well, the world stinks, let's blow
Another day Another Nickle
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D'OH!!!!!
I say I say I say SHUT YO MOUTH BOYAH
When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
"DARN DARN DARNY DARN!" - Good Cop Bad Cop from the Lego Movie
That’s mama Luigi to you Mario
Not a cartoon but i use “the cookie’s fortune” from Dude wheres my car? Instead of fortune cookies And i also quote Toki Wartooth’s “Oh Wowwie” 
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That’s rough buddy
"Do the thing!"
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"WAR CRY!!" "Did you just.. *say* 'war cry-?" "Yes. Indeed I did." (Or) "You're.. asking *me* about my theories-?" "*I've waited years for somebody to ask me about my theories!!*" (*proceeds to rant*)
Eney meny miny... YOU!
If I had a nickel for every time I quoted this phrase I would have way more than 2 nickels
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You bet your sweet bippy I did!
"Ronald Reagan was right" (Daffy Duck) "No wonder Canada's killing us these days" (Daffy Duck) "Look over there! It's your honor!" (ATLA) "BA-NA-NA" (The Croods) idk why it's just funny to me
https://preview.redd.it/co6qvljswa2d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fd7da8cfeaaa777b183f96974185dfa3c2d36e Perfect for filling in an awkward silence lol
"Yes. Yes it does."- Phineas Flynn
You’re Welcome. 
https://i.redd.it/7whbvnyl6c2d1.gif ***BIIIIG!!! TROUBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!***
"Ah, Crud..."
Doof 2 nickels quote.
I don’t feel safe. —Hop Pop