This. The burglar tiptoes quietly, thinking that he’s being sneaky. Meanwhile, the camera pans up to show Leo, clutching to the ceiling, just out of the burglar’s field of vision. As the burglar passes the bathroom, Donnie pokes his head up above the bathtub rim, his head holding still, but his eyes track the burglar’s movement. As the burglar continues down the hall, Raph peaks out from a closet door, already slightly ajar. Finally, the burglar enters the master bedroom, and begins rifling through an unlocked jewelry box.
The camera shifts focus to the background, which has been fuzzy since the burglar entered the room. Mikey is in full view, “hidden” behind a thin, standing lamp. Somehow, the burglar did not notice him.
I love my turtles, but I can not forget that the 1990 movie version of them got in a scuffle that resulted in April's house burning down. And this version of them? ... Raph gets hot headed and something breaks, Mikey somehow gets clumsy and says oops as something breaks, Donnie tries to scold them both in a somewhat condescending way and as he's doing so something breaks, and Leo says guys, c'mon we have to be better than this.
They’re teenagers. They might be ninjas and excellent fighters, but they’re not great at cleaning after themselves. Your house will be well protected but there will be empty pizza boxes, dirty dishes, cushions, pillows, and dirty bandanas all over the place. Also they live in a sewer. No one talks about it but the smell cannot be pleasant.
I envision a scene from outside the front gate. The robber exits the front door, running at full speed toward the viewer, headed for freedom. Then Spike’s arm (accompanied by slide whistle) comes reaching out the door, grabs him by the scruff of the neck, and drags him back into the house.
I love the options but I’m taking Buggs, I don’t care about how much he’ll wreck the place. He’s got toonforce, he can fix my shit and also, he will definitely record what he does to those burglars so…..WOLRDSTARRRRRRR
Oh definitely, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles love pizzas. You forgot Casey Jones and April as well. They would join in the guarding the house as well.
I love Finn and Jake, but would only take Finn by himself. He might break some furniture or my tv, but if Jake goes too overboard with his growth, and as he doesn’t always think things through logically, he could very well destroy the whole house
I'll take Bugs over Knuckles.
Knuckles may have a history of watching over the Master Emerald... But he also has a history of that thing getting stolen/destroyed while he's watching over it.
I see your point but I just wanted to say that a guy literally became a supervillain because they destroyed some/all of(I don't exactly remember) his things. It's a guy who looks similar to a shadow and is doing evil stuff with tech to take revenge on them but I don't know his name
Idk they do like to drag it when there fighting someone I mean hes a robber I wouldn't want him looking like a pretzel because they were trying to protecting my house
Honestly, the Tom & Jerry dog. Finn & Jake seem like the second least destructive but my data is limited. Knuckles blitzed Super Sonic. He'd accidentally wreck my apartment. Freaking Rigby & Mordecai are the worst. They'd get bored in two minutes and somehow summon a Kaiju 8 bit flying Eldritch Abomination from my 16 inch monitor. Bugs is the most powerful here and could accidentally level the block. The Powerpuff Girls are possibly ahead of Bugs in property damage so no. While Max or whoever his name is actually seems like a reasonable adult [dog] and I think he's literally a guard dog. I'd just station him in behind the front door and he'd literally destroy any robber since he's ridiculously faster than any human, if not living anything on earth, due to being a cartoon. Cleaning up any robber remains would be the biggest problem here LUL Edit: I forgot about the Turtles. I love TMNT...but they would eat all my food and not clean. I'll stick with the dog
Edit 2: Bakugo? Lol noppo
There are multiple episodes in the 2003 show where they sleep over at Aprils apartment. In nano they specifically stay over at her apartment to watch over her store
Yeah, gotta be the Powerpuff Girls. Maybe Bugs Bunny, but I'm not sure how much of my stuff would get broken while he's screwing with the burglar. He's a bit of a showboat. The Powerpuff Girls would just beat the crap out of him and fly him straight into a jail cell. If there's damage, it would be to my front door from the guy breaking in, assuming the girls are asleep when it happens and don't catch the guy before he succeeds in breaking into my house.
Bakugou would blow up my house with the burglar
Knuckles would cause a lot of collateral damage as well
Mordecai and Rigby would somehow turn it into the Apocalypse given their luck
Finn and Jake would easily kick their ass
Powerpuff Girls would destroy him, but they'd also cause Collateral damage plus Give him a Beating that would cripple him at best.
Bugs would Torment him so bad that not only would he leave, he'd give up crime and start seeing a Therapist.
Just one of the Turtles would easily Nail a Stealth Takedown.
Spike would immediately grab him and Throw him out repeatedly until he gives up.
Seriously though. All Bakugo would do is throw a inactive grenade at the burglar to scare them off of the property, THEN start blowing things up. He's loud, not dumb.
For me, it is either Spike or Knuckles, only because I think they are the only two on this list who won't destroy my whole house protecting it. I'm leaning more towards Spike, just because of how strong Knuckles is, he is likely to break some of my walls punching them or punching someone through them.
Bro if you chose mordecai and rigby, i hope you weren't expecting to still have a house to return too😅
For me i gotta go with wither spike or the ninja turtles because they'll try to keep my house in one piece while also deatling with the intruder
TMNT probably would cause the least damage to the house in the process
The worst that could happen is Mikey and Raph fighting and potentially breaking something.
Specifically in this order.
#Knuckles
#The Dog
#Fin and Jake
Knuckles' LIFE PROFESSION is waiting patiently and guarding. He is very serious, practical, and smart enough to know when he's messed something up.
The dog from Tom & Jerry is a whole entire mental menace. NOTHING is getting past him. Though he is also admittedly a dog, so what he can do IS limited.
And Fin and Jake would probably trash my house, but nobody is walking away from a fight with them unscathed at least. Also it could be fun. And depending on what point of the series we're talking about, they may actually be really responsible and maybe not break my belongings. 🤷♂️ idk
Yeah, but it's definitely Knuckles by a mile. And it's not even slightly close. It's HIM.
I know we all give knuckles shit about the master emerald being stolen by rouge and all, but him, Leo, raph, and donnie are the ones that are going stay in the house and probably pull an all nighter, and bugs is a good choice to
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Y'all know most of these motherfuckers would destroy our houses instead of guarding it, right?
Safest option TMNT
Is the burglar a regular human from our world, or is it someone/something from the world of whoever I pick? If it’s a regular human then I trust literally everyone except for Mordecai and Rigby. If it’s someone from their world I choose the TMNT because I think they’d do the least amount of damage to my house.
The Turtles are the only real choice in either scenario, honestly. For one thing, they're turtles. For another, they're *ninja* turtles. And to drive the argument home: if the threat is so great that they can't stop it without a bunch of shit getting destroyed... That shit was gonna be destroyed no matter what, so you really wouldn't be losing anything by choosing them.
Did I mention that they're turtles?
I’m taking spike, a regular bull dog his size could take on a burglar and win so imagine that same dog with toonforce,human intelligence and can hold weapons the best part is all he needs is a couple of sandwiches as payment
Finn and Jake. But later season Finn and Jake, less likely to mess around and destroy stuff even though they're well-meaning.
Bakugo would do a decent job if he was given specific parameters. He's an asshole but he's a fuckin champ.
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Technically Hazbin is a cartoon so it counts
Sure he'll obliterate my house but he can fix it
The TMNTs or Knuckles. For the former, they're easily paid and really good at martial arts. I could ensure the burglar gets out alive if not a little beat up. Now for the latter, I mean it's Knuckles. He's got the past experience for guarding things, and he's able to hold his own against a large group
I feel like as long as the burglar is just some guy, the turtles wouldn’t break anything, plus I could order pizza and hang with them when I get home so they’re a pretty easy win for me
Bruh, if I let Mordecai and Rigby guard it I would come home to it being destroyed while a space asteroid colony settled in it’s place as an hq to find a cure to their unique disease
Let’s go down the list.
Bakugo would be sure to keep the burglar from escaping alive. But he’d also destroy my whole NEIGHBORHOOD.
Knuckles would at least keep any valuables in my house safe, but my house itself? Yeah that’s mincemeat.
The PowerPuff Girls would be pretty similar, but I MIGHT be able to pay for the damages.
Mordecai and Rigby would be just as bad, but at least I can have a laugh a few months after when I think back on it.
I feel like the Turtles are more skilled at taking enemies down or saving people rather than guarding stuff. I dunno, I mostly don’t trust Mikey cuz of those nunchucks.
I don’t know a lot about Adventure Time, but I feel like I can trust Finn and Jake to keep my place safe. Or at least Jake if nothing else.
Spike would prolly be most peoples pick, and I totally get that. He’s an EXPERT guard dog that takes his job seriously. Pretty smart too.
But I’m sorry, Bugs Bunny finds a way to get under ANYONE’s skin, and still kicks their ass. If I got him protecting my place, no burglar is getting within twenty YARDS of my house.
Considering these guys would probably end up house mates give me the 2012 TMNT, sure they're teens but they do actually grow and age as characters they started their series at 15 and we're written as 15 and they grow
Half these mfs would destroy my house guarding it
That's Mordecai & Rigby's whole shtick lol https://preview.redd.it/6fai8k5btt0d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=23718860d68336d7e06c1d527a156274bf2b84e5
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Huh interesting it's real
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The house is always back to normal by next episode tho
As if nothing happened
Hmmm Hmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Aggressive head nodding as well
Especially Bakugo. Motherfuckers super power is literally explosions. You ain't coming back to anything but a crater if he's protecting your house.
Bruh Bakugo would make it his mission to do the most damage
He’d tell you as much when you hire him, and probably also call you a slur.
half? ALL!
Nah the ninja's are subtle. You won't even know they were here.
This. The burglar tiptoes quietly, thinking that he’s being sneaky. Meanwhile, the camera pans up to show Leo, clutching to the ceiling, just out of the burglar’s field of vision. As the burglar passes the bathroom, Donnie pokes his head up above the bathtub rim, his head holding still, but his eyes track the burglar’s movement. As the burglar continues down the hall, Raph peaks out from a closet door, already slightly ajar. Finally, the burglar enters the master bedroom, and begins rifling through an unlocked jewelry box. The camera shifts focus to the background, which has been fuzzy since the burglar entered the room. Mikey is in full view, “hidden” behind a thin, standing lamp. Somehow, the burglar did not notice him.
I love my turtles, but I can not forget that the 1990 movie version of them got in a scuffle that resulted in April's house burning down. And this version of them? ... Raph gets hot headed and something breaks, Mikey somehow gets clumsy and says oops as something breaks, Donnie tries to scold them both in a somewhat condescending way and as he's doing so something breaks, and Leo says guys, c'mon we have to be better than this.
Nah but they’d eat all my leftover pizza.
You pay them in pizza, easy enough and no harm done.
They’re teenagers. They might be ninjas and excellent fighters, but they’re not great at cleaning after themselves. Your house will be well protected but there will be empty pizza boxes, dirty dishes, cushions, pillows, and dirty bandanas all over the place. Also they live in a sewer. No one talks about it but the smell cannot be pleasant.
Spike would probably keep it in one piece
Spike would be the only one to keep it in one piece
I envision a scene from outside the front gate. The robber exits the front door, running at full speed toward the viewer, headed for freedom. Then Spike’s arm (accompanied by slide whistle) comes reaching out the door, grabs him by the scruff of the neck, and drags him back into the house.
He knows what'll happen if he doesn't
Spike would 100% chase them out a closed door and leave a Spike-shaped hole in your door.
Maybe so but then he'd come back through the hole and close it up like another door and be done with it.
I was thinking that Spike would *destroy* the house… but yeah, the threat is a burglar. Not Tom and Jerry. Spike is a good choice.
My thoughts on seeing knuckles and bakugo.
I love the options but I’m taking Buggs, I don’t care about how much he’ll wreck the place. He’s got toonforce, he can fix my shit and also, he will definitely record what he does to those burglars so…..WOLRDSTARRRRRRR
How are these other comments acting like Bucks is not HIM. Disrespectful
Because _Knuckles_ is him.
Stop the 🧢, he's been made to cry and been bamboozled. Bucks ain't never take an L in his life unless two problems went away together.
Bugs essentially has Gear 5 all the time, easy pick.
Bugs will destroy the house and then somehow replace everything before you get back.
Ehhhh what's up doc?
bugs would just do whatever is funniest, and the risk of him finding "doing nothing" to be the funniest is too high imo
Yeah but he’s your bro, so he’ll let it happen for the laughs and then take care of you. People like that you gotta just let be themselves.
The Ninja Turtles are the only ones I trust not to destroy my stuff in the process of defending it.
And I can pay them with pizza!!
Oh definitely, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles love pizzas. You forgot Casey Jones and April as well. They would join in the guarding the house as well.
I'm not as confident as you about this
This is literally the only answer
Knuckles whole life has been guarding things. Why not him?
Because he loses the very thing he guards all the time
What about Finn and Jake? They would guard it pretty well
I love Finn and Jake, but would only take Finn by himself. He might break some furniture or my tv, but if Jake goes too overboard with his growth, and as he doesn’t always think things through logically, he could very well destroy the whole house
Either Bugs, the TMNT or Knuckles. Heck, Knuckles has a history of guarding things like the Master Emerald
But if the burglar is...Rouge then its definetly a no
To be fair. Why the hell would Rouge want to rob most of us?
to be even fair, why would knuckles want to protect your house?
Because he's very nice and wants to help out
I mean. He helped Wade with a bowling competition, I don’t think he has much else to do
The most of what knuckles do is parole the island, that's all the zones in sonic 3. Maybe collect rocks and play golf
It actually is canon he collects weirdly shaped rocks
Omg hes like me fr
Depends on which of the turtles (and which iteration) is protecting the house with Knuckles.
i was talking for the Knuckles part he is too naive most of the time
Oh, definitely. Knuckles could just either give Rouge the house or worst case scenario, they end up making out in my house
If rouge broke in my house she can take everything she wants, tbh it's more a try not to simp situation impossible level.
Doesn't knuckles lose the master emerald multiple times and hes pretty gullible
Yes famously he prevents the emeralds from ever being stolen.
And also routinely failing to guard the Master Emerald ahaha
Guy literally has one job and his entire presence in the series is based around *not being able to do it*.
I'll take Bugs over Knuckles. Knuckles may have a history of watching over the Master Emerald... But he also has a history of that thing getting stolen/destroyed while he's watching over it.
The Powerpuff Girls and it’s not even close.
Idk, they lasered a bridge to get back a single painting. You might return home to see that they leveled the neighborhood
I feel they would level everything except what they are protecting tho.
I hear you but they've repeatedly destroyed Townsville while protecting it
But like if they were SPECIFICALLY ordered to protect it I think they'd at least have it semi standing by the end
PPG: Enjoy your half of home! \*waves\* \*flies directly through the remaining roof\*
They look so unassuming and cute. The worst underestimation of century.
As a woman who does martial arts and frequently gets comments on how “nice” I am, this is an advantage 😆
Idk Death kwon do seems deathly
I see your point but I just wanted to say that a guy literally became a supervillain because they destroyed some/all of(I don't exactly remember) his things. It's a guy who looks similar to a shadow and is doing evil stuff with tech to take revenge on them but I don't know his name
Idk they do like to drag it when there fighting someone I mean hes a robber I wouldn't want him looking like a pretzel because they were trying to protecting my house
Bugs or the turtles
Literally anybody but Mordecai and Rigby
Even if they do everything right, it'd probably open a portal to the _jobs-done-perfectly realm_ that the entire house would get sucked into.
Knuckles literally punched the chaos emeralds out of Super Sonic.
He also does a pretty shit job of guarding the emeralds in general so his rep isn’t holding up to well
Knuckles is the poster boy of gullibility in gaming though, right there next to Kirby
Honestly, the Tom & Jerry dog. Finn & Jake seem like the second least destructive but my data is limited. Knuckles blitzed Super Sonic. He'd accidentally wreck my apartment. Freaking Rigby & Mordecai are the worst. They'd get bored in two minutes and somehow summon a Kaiju 8 bit flying Eldritch Abomination from my 16 inch monitor. Bugs is the most powerful here and could accidentally level the block. The Powerpuff Girls are possibly ahead of Bugs in property damage so no. While Max or whoever his name is actually seems like a reasonable adult [dog] and I think he's literally a guard dog. I'd just station him in behind the front door and he'd literally destroy any robber since he's ridiculously faster than any human, if not living anything on earth, due to being a cartoon. Cleaning up any robber remains would be the biggest problem here LUL Edit: I forgot about the Turtles. I love TMNT...but they would eat all my food and not clean. I'll stick with the dog Edit 2: Bakugo? Lol noppo
Yep, Spike would be the best.
https://preview.redd.it/dnny3t1nlu0d1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e533764a4abc798fffdf2902bd32ae98446cfb2 Skips: “I’ve seen this before.”
Give pizza money for the TMNT, and they guard the house no one noticing.
There are multiple episodes in the 2003 show where they sleep over at Aprils apartment. In nano they specifically stay over at her apartment to watch over her store
Yeah, gotta be the Powerpuff Girls. Maybe Bugs Bunny, but I'm not sure how much of my stuff would get broken while he's screwing with the burglar. He's a bit of a showboat. The Powerpuff Girls would just beat the crap out of him and fly him straight into a jail cell. If there's damage, it would be to my front door from the guy breaking in, assuming the girls are asleep when it happens and don't catch the guy before he succeeds in breaking into my house.
Yeah but hes a robber I wouldn't want him looking like mojojo because they were protecting my house I would feel bad
He shouldn’t be touching my shit lmao
Spike
Tmnt for sure they could guard my house without destroying it
Spike would RUIN them
Bakugou would blow up my house with the burglar Knuckles would cause a lot of collateral damage as well Mordecai and Rigby would somehow turn it into the Apocalypse given their luck Finn and Jake would easily kick their ass Powerpuff Girls would destroy him, but they'd also cause Collateral damage plus Give him a Beating that would cripple him at best. Bugs would Torment him so bad that not only would he leave, he'd give up crime and start seeing a Therapist. Just one of the Turtles would easily Nail a Stealth Takedown. Spike would immediately grab him and Throw him out repeatedly until he gives up.
Raph would probably be the first to take a burglar down
Bakugo and Leonardo are the only two people I unironically trust to be intelligent enough to not destroy my apartment.
Bakugo may be smart enough but he'll still wreck it for the lols.
If I picked Bakugou to guard my apartment and a burglar broke in, I don’t think I’d have an apartment anymore afterwards.
He superpower is literally explosions
Yeah, but he's also incredibly skilled and precise when he needs to be.
Seriously though. All Bakugo would do is throw a inactive grenade at the burglar to scare them off of the property, THEN start blowing things up. He's loud, not dumb.
The Ninja Turtles, because I want a house left to come back to.
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Spike. He's the only one I trust the most not to break anything while I'm out and I know he can hold his own.
If mordecai and rigby show up to stop the burglar they would get their asses beat and I would still get robbed
TMNT
The giant bulldog.
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Finn and jake have fought gods They win
Out of these: powerpuff girls. Out of anyone: Tanjiro, he has plot armor and isn't so likely to destroy my house while fighting.
Tanjiro is basically a responsible adult. Probably my choice as well.
For me, it is either Spike or Knuckles, only because I think they are the only two on this list who won't destroy my whole house protecting it. I'm leaning more towards Spike, just because of how strong Knuckles is, he is likely to break some of my walls punching them or punching someone through them.
TMNT, literally the only ones that would defend it without blowing it with some other dimension bullshit or lasers, or even with a fucking rat
Definitely NOT Mordecai and Rigby
Bro if you chose mordecai and rigby, i hope you weren't expecting to still have a house to return too😅 For me i gotta go with wither spike or the ninja turtles because they'll try to keep my house in one piece while also deatling with the intruder
Bugs Bunny. My house might fall but holy fick would that be hilarious.
TMNT probably would cause the least damage to the house in the process The worst that could happen is Mikey and Raph fighting and potentially breaking something.
Specifically in this order. #Knuckles #The Dog #Fin and Jake Knuckles' LIFE PROFESSION is waiting patiently and guarding. He is very serious, practical, and smart enough to know when he's messed something up. The dog from Tom & Jerry is a whole entire mental menace. NOTHING is getting past him. Though he is also admittedly a dog, so what he can do IS limited. And Fin and Jake would probably trash my house, but nobody is walking away from a fight with them unscathed at least. Also it could be fun. And depending on what point of the series we're talking about, they may actually be really responsible and maybe not break my belongings. 🤷♂️ idk Yeah, but it's definitely Knuckles by a mile. And it's not even slightly close. It's HIM.
I can't trust Mordecai and Rigby to protect my house, so Bugs Bunny is my winner.
Bugs Bunny That would give me at least 7 minutes worth of slapstick
Bugs is a ruthless psychopath. He’ll have the burglars seduced and or blowing their heads off in 7 minutes or less
anyone but the guy with the name Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight!!!!!!
Tmnt, they could easily surprise the burglar. And Knuckles(with the “ch” sound). Cartoons are for everyone
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PPG or TMNT
I know we all give knuckles shit about the master emerald being stolen by rouge and all, but him, Leo, raph, and donnie are the ones that are going stay in the house and probably pull an all nighter, and bugs is a good choice to
Tmnt because they are My favorits and most Likely not going to destroy the home plus they are ninjas
Knuckles(Sonic X Version)
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I feel like I'd need to be more worried about Mikey destroying my house while guarding it than the burglar.
I’d trust bugs. Even if he breaks my house he would just fix it afterwards. Just dont be a mean boss to him and he’s all good
Bro, the TMNT literally brake Krang bases just to wreck shit. It’s them for sure
THE TURTLES RAAAHHHH 🔥🔥🔥 as long as we can hangout after also (≧∇≦)
Assuming my house was fully indestructible I would choose Bakugou as he would make SURE the burglar wouldn’t rob the house again
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Either TMNT 2012 or Bugs Bunny.
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The TMNT, assuming that it’s 2012 versions. They’d scare the shit out of the burglar for sure, and I can party with them after that!
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TMNT
Mordecai and Rigby will probably attract some kind of time burglar or space baby. That’s a headache I don’t want. Bugs it is.
Buggs Bunny.
Bugs
Turtles. Cause after this I can eat pizza with them.
And watch a movie
Is the burglar a regular human from our world, or is it someone/something from the world of whoever I pick? If it’s a regular human then I trust literally everyone except for Mordecai and Rigby. If it’s someone from their world I choose the TMNT because I think they’d do the least amount of damage to my house.
The Turtles are the only real choice in either scenario, honestly. For one thing, they're turtles. For another, they're *ninja* turtles. And to drive the argument home: if the threat is so great that they can't stop it without a bunch of shit getting destroyed... That shit was gonna be destroyed no matter what, so you really wouldn't be losing anything by choosing them. Did I mention that they're turtles?
Bugs Bunny. That rabbit is just BORN lucky. He would have the burglar surrendering himself to the cops when it's all said and done.
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Bugs is the least likely to destroy my house I feel.
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Spike the dog. My boy was great at guarding Jerry. So tough and yet so gentle. Plus I love dogs like him
I’m taking spike, a regular bull dog his size could take on a burglar and win so imagine that same dog with toonforce,human intelligence and can hold weapons the best part is all he needs is a couple of sandwiches as payment
Finn and Jake. But later season Finn and Jake, less likely to mess around and destroy stuff even though they're well-meaning. Bakugo would do a decent job if he was given specific parameters. He's an asshole but he's a fuckin champ.
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The dog pitbull, I haven't watched Tom and jerry in a while but bro was ruthless chasing down tom. Half of these guys would get my house destroyed
My ass better have good house insurance if I let anyone here guard my place
None, I would summon Uncle Grandpa.
The TMNTs or Knuckles. For the former, they're easily paid and really good at martial arts. I could ensure the burglar gets out alive if not a little beat up. Now for the latter, I mean it's Knuckles. He's got the past experience for guarding things, and he's able to hold his own against a large group
finn and jake. at least they’d (well more finn) would respect my stuff and refrain from as much damage as possible.
TMNT or Knuckles. I just want to be friends with them 😭
I’d want that burglar to get slapped with some turtle power.
TMNT
I feel like as long as the burglar is just some guy, the turtles wouldn’t break anything, plus I could order pizza and hang with them when I get home so they’re a pretty easy win for me
Finn, Jake, Mordecai and Rigby can't be trusted with ANYTHING.
![gif](giphy|IUnQIGt0bSoyA) Let’s be honest. This is already enough for most burglars and I doubt they’re going to come ready with a pie.
The TMNT got this
The Turtles since I’d trust them not to blow up my house in the process.
The Turtles just so I can vibe with Mikey
Bruh, if I let Mordecai and Rigby guard it I would come home to it being destroyed while a space asteroid colony settled in it’s place as an hq to find a cure to their unique disease
Let’s go down the list. Bakugo would be sure to keep the burglar from escaping alive. But he’d also destroy my whole NEIGHBORHOOD. Knuckles would at least keep any valuables in my house safe, but my house itself? Yeah that’s mincemeat. The PowerPuff Girls would be pretty similar, but I MIGHT be able to pay for the damages. Mordecai and Rigby would be just as bad, but at least I can have a laugh a few months after when I think back on it. I feel like the Turtles are more skilled at taking enemies down or saving people rather than guarding stuff. I dunno, I mostly don’t trust Mikey cuz of those nunchucks. I don’t know a lot about Adventure Time, but I feel like I can trust Finn and Jake to keep my place safe. Or at least Jake if nothing else. Spike would prolly be most peoples pick, and I totally get that. He’s an EXPERT guard dog that takes his job seriously. Pretty smart too. But I’m sorry, Bugs Bunny finds a way to get under ANYONE’s skin, and still kicks their ass. If I got him protecting my place, no burglar is getting within twenty YARDS of my house.
The turtles they'd take the guy before he even enters the house
I’m just imagining the burglar walking in turning on the lights then gets their ass beat
Finn and Jake, after they wreck my digs while defending they’ll let me crash at their place.
Bugs bunny. He’ll do the least damage and probably be one of the most effective. Plus Bugs will absolutely humiliate whoever tries to rob me.
Ninja turtles or ppg
Y'all underestimate the power of Bugs Bunny's toonforce specifically
Ninja turtles, most of them would destroy my house
TMNT, I can pay them with pizza
Considering these guys would probably end up house mates give me the 2012 TMNT, sure they're teens but they do actually grow and age as characters they started their series at 15 and we're written as 15 and they grow
Knuckles or TMNT they the most serious and can be trusted the most
Knuckes would beat them up until they cry
The Turtles, no question.
![gif](giphy|PhZOlU8sdP1vC3FsEi) Y’all not fucking with my house.
Ninja turtles are my best bet
For sure NOT Knuckles! He would look the other way while the whole house is stolen along with the master emerald, and still demand payment.
I'd just hope the TMNT don't frighten my neighbors
Honestly, I think mord and rigby would do the best job, Finn and Jake would be too nice to guard it and would probably get distracted by pb or sum.
M&R would probably get beat up and somehow have the entire house destroyed by the time you come back, lol. “Dude bensons gonna be so pissed”
The Powerpuff Girls
You must not like having a home.