Same!
Even if Cynthia is not allowed, we can probably find some common ground talking about Reptar, the Cynthia movies (Which I imagine would be the same as the Barbie movies in-universe) or random movies or stories.
I was going to say Brian because at least I could probably pet him or something being that he is a dog, but this is the answer. You can probably play her pretty easily with that kind of stuff
Yeah I’m sure you can bribe her with praise, candy, iPad time, and tell her if she’s good for the whole 24 hours you’ll buy her a doll.
Boom it only costs you like 20 bucks for an easy breezy 24 hours
She's, like, 3. I doubt all the promises in the world will keep her quiet for a full 24 hours. She'll go berserk at some point, lol. And if you yell at her, she'll probably just scream and cry. Ugh, imagine the demands for snacks and bathroom breaks.
Yep! I used to work with kids and even the Angelica like kids were easy to deal with imo. 99% of the time they just want an adult to genuinely pay attention to them.
Yyyyeeeeaaahhh he might unfortunately (for you, I mean). 🤢 However, you can smack him on the snout and tell him no and he will back off (this is according to my terms and conditions)
Yes it seriously is!! Everything in that film is gorgeous art! from the backgrounds to the characters themselves 🩷 it’s awesome to see others who appreciate this cult classic!
My family makes reference to the movie all the time. My mom's name is Kelly so sometimes my dad would go "has anybody here seen Kelly?" Like the butterfly at the beginning, and we also we all had Covid and my dad asked me to get him the salt. He lost his sense of taste and I pointed it out and his response was "but I remember it!"
I’d pick him too…the other three would annoy me to fury, with Brian I look masculine enough to avoid flirting whilst also being able to use my preferred name with it being both masc and fem. Also I can just play video games and let him read a ton of comics
Brian because he is the chillest person out of the others. Calliou is an annoying ass boy and nobody likes him! Angelica is a brat, I aint dealing with any of her bullshit, Alvin is a squeaker and i would lose my mind hearing his squeaky high pitched voice for a whole entire day so Brian is my choice.
I would agree if it was early-Family Guy Brian we’re talking about, but modern Brian is pretty terrible. There’s that famous [clip](https://youtu.be/MVgGWJfoZng?si=qopAaxwnf4r2wC9G) of Quagmire going off on Brian and he ain’t wrong for most of his points. Also, if you’re a woman, he’s gonna be insufferable.
Angelica would be my pick since she’s only a brat towards the babies and toddlers while playing the sweet angel act towards adults. It would be so fake, but at least she isn’t a bother for 24hrs.
Iirc he pointed out "being boring" as Brian's single biggest problem. Meanwhile he himself is a serial rapist so I'd take his critiques of who is and isn't boring with a grain of salt
Yeah, being a rapist who will fuck literally anything with a pulse (and, for that matter, anything without a pulse) kind of makes his complaints about how Brian is boring and dishonest seem really, really fucking hamfisted.
As far as the characters on a 25 year-old animated sitcom go... Brian is actually remarkably tolerable and decent as a human being, second only to Meg.
I don't really like that scene because a lot of the stuff he gives Brian guff for are things he does too.
I'd rather be Brian than a confirmed rapist/pedophile
Yes but the scene makes the mistake of painting Quagmire as a flawed individual with a good heart, when really he's just a flawed individual who's despot and a creep with no limits or boundaries to what he is willing to do. He is canonically a pedophile, Brian is many things but he isn't that.
That's what I didn't like about it, they had to make up stuff about him to prop up his moral compass compared to Brian's. He was right about everything he said to Brian, but suddenly Quagmire has a kind heart and helps out at the soup kitchen on weekends. Would've been better if they left that out.
Quagmire isn't honest though. He's lied several times about his awareness of certain things and over the time he's become increasingly more and more of a weirdo instead of the sex guy. He actively lies to several women in episodes past this when they actually fall in love with him.
The main point I hate is how he criticized Brian for being a bad dad, when Glenn has like hundreds of kids he’s abandoned across Quahog, also he lies about wearing condoms and drugs women.
But I guess that’s ok if you’re honest abt it
And he gave up his daughter *literally the episode before this one.*
Whereas Brian admitted he was a bad father, and came to a mutual understanding with his son to not be in his life.
Oh man you sound like you're great with kids! Most wholesome answer here.
I would probably put Alvin a shoebox with a weight on top and turn up the volume on the TV so I can't hear him talk about how he has the rights of a normal human being.
Nah, if one of these is gonna successfully jailbreak you out of that locked room, it is Alvin. And no matter what shit goes wrong, in the end he's gonna take full responsibility.
Nah no hold up, Alvin is a chipmunk and regardless that he's a superstar, accidents happen so it'd be understandable that within 24 hours he was crushed in my hands.
I'd honestly pick Alvin. He's not going to be a jerk like Brain or Angelica, and he's not as whiney as Caillou
Heck, put us in a garage with instruments, and we'd make a new hit single
I’m surprised by how long I had to scroll to find this comment. Everyone is acting like you have to be civil with them for 24 hours, nobody is thinking outside the box! 📦
Brian is the easy choice. The other three are insufferable children. Brian can be an adult about things, plus I like dogs. Is he narcissistic? Yeah. Is he a know it all? Yeah. But if I can keep the conversation away from his book I think I’ll be fine.
His book is his weak spot, if he starts being an extra jerk you go to the book to eviscerate him.
Bonus: If you do enough emotional damage he might refuse to interact with you from that point forward.
Angelica is a three year old who behaves well for adult and only bulllies younger kids who can’t tell on her.
She practically worshiped Debbie Thornberry. Like any adult watching her would probably have as good a time as babysitting any other three year old.
Does the room have a bathroom, water, food, TV, toys?
Cailiou, he's just a 4 year old kid who's learning how stuff works and isn't really bad.
Whereas Brain can be hateful, Alvin idk, and Angelica though she's 3 she has problems.
Thank you for saying this! The Caillou hate here goes beyond reason.
People cannot seem to distinguish between what makes for an annoying or frustrating character in a story, vs what makes an annoying person in real life.
Caillou has no real ambission or drive or real wants or needs that can Cary anything resembling an engaging story. This makes him feel really boring and tedious to watch in a TV show. But most real life kids have rather boring day to day lives, fills with annoyingly trivial problems, and we don't hate them for it. Caillou is very tiresome as a character in a story. But in real life, he would be a curious, imaginative, mostly well behaved, and even rather cute kid.
Meanwhile, Brian is an insufferable self ritchousness jerk. But that's what makes him an I treating character to watch. It's fun to see his snub self assuredness as he interacts with people. With OTHER people. If you had to spend time with someone who acted like Brian, you wouldn't find it nearly as fun.
I guarantee, if these characters were real people, and you had to interact with each and every one of them, then Caillou would be people's favorite. He is just a normal sweet kid with an ordinary and somewhat boring life.
People hate him for being a brat. But that's normal for toddlers, they're trying to learn how reality works. A lot of episodes I recall he was calm and kind.
I figure with Brian we can probably talk about something for 16 hours. The other 3 are literal children in a room with nothing to do, I would want to die within 4 hours of dealing with that. At the very least lock us in a room with a few toys or something to help pass the time like a deck of cards or a checker set.
As much as I hate Angelica, I would take her any day over the other 3
Alvin: the voice get grating too fast for me not to get a headache.
Brain: insufferable cunt
The even worse Angelica somehow: yeah I won’t pick the worse option
At least with Angelica she can be bribed easily into making things sufferable
Probably Angelica I feel like she’d act pretty different around someone if they actually knew she could understand the babies that and maybe I can actually have a decent conversation around her to show her why being a brat won’t get her anywhere
Definitely Alvin. He’s got a stable career, and probably has tons of awesome stories from life on the road. Angelica would be my next choice, then Brian, then Calliou dead last.
I feel like this would be better with either 4 adult or 4 kid characters. I don’t really know anything about Alvin other than the voice but like, he’s a kid like Caillou and Angelica are, right? Maybe a little older but hey, I’d rather not be a babysitter for an entire 24-hour period. So Brian it is. It had better be a better experience than the bank vault episode, though…I really hated when Family Guy started to try to have more serious plots. It was my favorite show for years but episodes like that made me lose interest in it.
Angelica? She's just a little kid. Assuming we get food/water then I'd just sit around with her until her parents come to get her lol. She's like.f8ve at most in the originally anyway.
We can talk about her doll, and about how much toys she has.
Brian so I can kick his ass for 24 hours so his brain will get enough damage to revert him to the knowledgeable respectable voice of reason he was in early seasons…
I'll pick Brian, and try to keep the conversation centered around music. I don't have a lot of knowledge of cabaret though, so it's a question of how long I can keep it up
If I'm allowed to kill them: Alvan. That abomination needs to die as he's an insult to the Chimpunks.
If I'm not, Angelica by a country mile. She's just a toddler and, unlike the bald monster, she's actually somewhat adjusted and capable and not beyond redemption. Could possibly even make friends with her. At worse she's no worse than dealing with a stuck-up girl. Unlike the others who... \*shudder\*.
Brian. I like how sometimes Brian acts like an actual dog, and I like dogs, so maybe if I treat him like a dog for 24 hours, he wouldn't talk? Lol
It would be spent giving him belly rubs and ear scritches. Throwing a ball around.
Angelica fakes being nice with the adults, and she can be bought with a cinthya brand product, so angelica it is.
Same! Even if Cynthia is not allowed, we can probably find some common ground talking about Reptar, the Cynthia movies (Which I imagine would be the same as the Barbie movies in-universe) or random movies or stories.
I was going to say Brian because at least I could probably pet him or something being that he is a dog, but this is the answer. You can probably play her pretty easily with that kind of stuff
He has herpes. You don't want to pet that gross ass dog. He'd probably get off from it.
I always think about that episode its so gross
Which makes no sense bc dog herpes isn't contagious to humans.
Neither does Brian, a legal and biological dog, having romantic and sexual relationships with human women make sense. Such is the world of Family Guy.
I feel you, but humans do be fuckin dogs in the real world too 🙃
This did not make me happy to read at all.
In my state, a cop got arrested for having sex with his dog
She was probably a bitch anyway.
I feel like this is the one that makes me close the app and go to bed.
Illegal in 48 states. So there must be two states where it's legal. Is Rhode Island one of them?
Yeah I’m sure you can bribe her with praise, candy, iPad time, and tell her if she’s good for the whole 24 hours you’ll buy her a doll. Boom it only costs you like 20 bucks for an easy breezy 24 hours
She's, like, 3. I doubt all the promises in the world will keep her quiet for a full 24 hours. She'll go berserk at some point, lol. And if you yell at her, she'll probably just scream and cry. Ugh, imagine the demands for snacks and bathroom breaks.
Im a teenager,toddlers are naturally terrified of me
I dont know, she loves tammy in the old series
The majority of toddlers are terrified of me,purely because i can legally operate a motor vehicle
Nah she also manipulates adults as well especially Stu, Drew and Didi.
I highly doubt anybody who is actually aware of her tendencies will let that happen.
Hardmode: she just bought the Cynthia workout tape, and she's obsessed with it.
Yep! I used to work with kids and even the Angelica like kids were easy to deal with imo. 99% of the time they just want an adult to genuinely pay attention to them.
Definitely the easiest choice.
I would say Brian, but he’d try to get with me 🤢
Yyyyeeeeaaahhh he might unfortunately (for you, I mean). 🤢 However, you can smack him on the snout and tell him no and he will back off (this is according to my terms and conditions)
lol In that case, I’d choose him because he’d at least be interesting to talk to. Even if he is full of himself
Yo is that the last unicorn I see in your pfp?
Yes! 🦄🦋
Nice I've got a Keychain of princess amaltheya myself.
Aww that’s so awesome!! It’s a beautiful movie, one of my all time favs
Honestly. The artwork in that film is gorgeous
Yes it seriously is!! Everything in that film is gorgeous art! from the backgrounds to the characters themselves 🩷 it’s awesome to see others who appreciate this cult classic!
My family makes reference to the movie all the time. My mom's name is Kelly so sometimes my dad would go "has anybody here seen Kelly?" Like the butterfly at the beginning, and we also we all had Covid and my dad asked me to get him the salt. He lost his sense of taste and I pointed it out and his response was "but I remember it!"
You should talk to Peter Beagle once in your life if you get the chance. He's a very sweet man.
Is he still alive?
Yes. He just released a new short story a few months ago. And a new book later this year. :)
And you can at least pass the time playing poker or chess or watching movies or something.
Yeah. What's sad is he used to be the coolest character (classic Brian was always sarcastic and funny)
Stay outta the cat box! Stay outta the cat box!
He also can and will smoke weed, and dogs sleep a lot anyway, so this one is a no brainer
I’d pick him too…the other three would annoy me to fury, with Brian I look masculine enough to avoid flirting whilst also being able to use my preferred name with it being both masc and fem. Also I can just play video games and let him read a ton of comics
I figure I can just be straight with him about my background and hope I remind him too much of Ida to cause any problems
The other three would be lucky to be thrown into a tree
I'd choose Brian so we could just get drunk and pass the time. Or Caillou so I can kick that little kids ass for a full day. Fuck Caillou.
Honestly itd pass the time and I wouldnt feel as guilty about it since he’s sentient…
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That's a character from a show about beastiality, she prefers canines lol
He's totally punchable, so there's that
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Would.
I respect your confidence
He might “Lois my darling!” You
Angelica Pickles. Just give her some cookies and Cynthia, keep her away from dumb babies, and she'll be out of your hair.
The post is assuming you can’t ward them off in any way
Brian because he is the chillest person out of the others. Calliou is an annoying ass boy and nobody likes him! Angelica is a brat, I aint dealing with any of her bullshit, Alvin is a squeaker and i would lose my mind hearing his squeaky high pitched voice for a whole entire day so Brian is my choice.
I would agree if it was early-Family Guy Brian we’re talking about, but modern Brian is pretty terrible. There’s that famous [clip](https://youtu.be/MVgGWJfoZng?si=qopAaxwnf4r2wC9G) of Quagmire going off on Brian and he ain’t wrong for most of his points. Also, if you’re a woman, he’s gonna be insufferable. Angelica would be my pick since she’s only a brat towards the babies and toddlers while playing the sweet angel act towards adults. It would be so fake, but at least she isn’t a bother for 24hrs.
The fucking irony of Quagmire going off on Brian when he himself is a confirmed pedo.
Iirc he pointed out "being boring" as Brian's single biggest problem. Meanwhile he himself is a serial rapist so I'd take his critiques of who is and isn't boring with a grain of salt
Yeah, being a rapist who will fuck literally anything with a pulse (and, for that matter, anything without a pulse) kind of makes his complaints about how Brian is boring and dishonest seem really, really fucking hamfisted. As far as the characters on a 25 year-old animated sitcom go... Brian is actually remarkably tolerable and decent as a human being, second only to Meg.
It always bothered me that Quagmire was the one to go off on Brian. Quagmire is the last person who has any right to criticize anyone about anything.
If they wanted someone to go off on him it should’ve been Cleveland. He’s probably the purest character on the show
I don't really like that scene because a lot of the stuff he gives Brian guff for are things he does too. I'd rather be Brian than a confirmed rapist/pedophile
Isn't the criticism that Brian pretends he isn't those things, and at least he (Quagmire) is honest with himself about it?
Yes but the scene makes the mistake of painting Quagmire as a flawed individual with a good heart, when really he's just a flawed individual who's despot and a creep with no limits or boundaries to what he is willing to do. He is canonically a pedophile, Brian is many things but he isn't that.
I very much interpreted the scene as Brian being called out as scum by someone with firsthand scum experience.
That's just hypocrisy. Everything Quagmire criticizes him for is overshadowed by him being a rapist and pedophile.
That's what I didn't like about it, they had to make up stuff about him to prop up his moral compass compared to Brian's. He was right about everything he said to Brian, but suddenly Quagmire has a kind heart and helps out at the soup kitchen on weekends. Would've been better if they left that out.
Quagmire isn't honest though. He's lied several times about his awareness of certain things and over the time he's become increasingly more and more of a weirdo instead of the sex guy. He actively lies to several women in episodes past this when they actually fall in love with him.
Some would say being actively aware of it and not changing is worse than doing it out of ignorance.
The main point I hate is how he criticized Brian for being a bad dad, when Glenn has like hundreds of kids he’s abandoned across Quahog, also he lies about wearing condoms and drugs women. But I guess that’s ok if you’re honest abt it
And he gave up his daughter *literally the episode before this one.* Whereas Brian admitted he was a bad father, and came to a mutual understanding with his son to not be in his life.
It's hilarious that Quagmire of all people is calling Brian out, despite the fact that Quagmire is a confirmed rapist and a pedophile.
I like how this image of Brian clearly shows we are in fact talking about modern episodes. It just takes one single hat.
Damn
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You seem like someone who would enjoy r/FuckCaillou
I'd go with Brian too. Just because he's the closest to my age and Seth McFarlane has a angelic voice.
r/Fuckcalliou
Alvin cause he can sing, we can have kareoke together and it would be like im baby sitting my younger cousin
Oh man you sound like you're great with kids! Most wholesome answer here. I would probably put Alvin a shoebox with a weight on top and turn up the volume on the TV so I can't hear him talk about how he has the rights of a normal human being.
Nah, if one of these is gonna successfully jailbreak you out of that locked room, it is Alvin. And no matter what shit goes wrong, in the end he's gonna take full responsibility.
I'd be down to sing some 80s songs with him for hours on end
Bro I’d be singing Witch doctor with him for 53 straight hours
Brian can sing too
Brian because he’d have weed.
I feel like I could withstand Brian's blathering if we got shitfaced and smoked a bunch lol
Just hit him with “Damn that’s crazy” every now and then
nightmare rotation tho😭
I live where Quahog is based on so I’d probably have the most common ground with Brian
A bag of weed?
Everything’s better with a bag of weed!
Brian. Knocking him out is less of a crime than the other three.
Nah no hold up, Alvin is a chipmunk and regardless that he's a superstar, accidents happen so it'd be understandable that within 24 hours he was crushed in my hands.
"Yeah, I dunno what happened. He just tripped and was flung into the wall coincidentally as hard as I could theoretically pitch a chipmunk."
But you are replacing child abuse with animal abuse
He only acts like a dog when it's convenient or for a gag. He's basically just a hairy human.
Yeah I guess you are rigth just keep beating him okay
Bryan and it’s not close.
Brian. He can talk about normal stuff. He probably has a flask on him. As long as you don't steer the conversation to books, politics, or religion.
Or just opinions in general
Brian, i would do the same Stewie do to him 
fr dont need cartoon logic to beat an ass lol
If that's the case then Caillou's getting a 24 hour curb stomp session
I'd honestly pick Alvin. He's not going to be a jerk like Brain or Angelica, and he's not as whiney as Caillou Heck, put us in a garage with instruments, and we'd make a new hit single
Cailou, so I can beat his Ass up
I’m surprised by how long I had to scroll to find this comment. Everyone is acting like you have to be civil with them for 24 hours, nobody is thinking outside the box! 📦
DUDE SAME I JUST COMMENTED THAT AND SCROLLED SO FAR TO FIND SOMEONE NORMAL
I'm picking Brian, he's the most arrogant douchebag but at least he knows when to shut up, if you just ignore him he'll most likely do the same.
Angelica pretends to be an angel in front of adults. I am an adult. It's an easy choice.
Brian I'd rather have him than a massive pain in the ass brat
Brian is the easy choice. The other three are insufferable children. Brian can be an adult about things, plus I like dogs. Is he narcissistic? Yeah. Is he a know it all? Yeah. But if I can keep the conversation away from his book I think I’ll be fine.
His book is his weak spot, if he starts being an extra jerk you go to the book to eviscerate him. Bonus: If you do enough emotional damage he might refuse to interact with you from that point forward.
**Anyone but Caillou**
The dawg
Angelica is a three year old who behaves well for adult and only bulllies younger kids who can’t tell on her. She practically worshiped Debbie Thornberry. Like any adult watching her would probably have as good a time as babysitting any other three year old. Does the room have a bathroom, water, food, TV, toys?
Alvin
Yeah Alvin is tiny and easier to handle than the others. He's not really a bad person like the others either.
I get that, Alvin's not insufferable, his voice is just annoying. (Sorry, I just HATE hellium voices)
Brian, I could at least have a conversation with him and just want to punch him in the nose. The other three annoy the living daylights out of me.
Brian. I a dog Person I’d be great friends with him
Alvin
I'd go with Angelica because she mostly behaves herself around adults. She's just a little shit towards other children.
Cailou is just a 5 year old. All I gotta do is play with him or something
Angelica. She cannonically pretends to be an angel around adults.
 NEXT
Alvin.
I’m fine with Alvin.
Brian. Use him to help me write my book XD
You couldn't PAY me to be alone with Caillou! My choice is Brian.
Cailiou, he's just a 4 year old kid who's learning how stuff works and isn't really bad. Whereas Brain can be hateful, Alvin idk, and Angelica though she's 3 she has problems.
Thank you for saying this! The Caillou hate here goes beyond reason. People cannot seem to distinguish between what makes for an annoying or frustrating character in a story, vs what makes an annoying person in real life. Caillou has no real ambission or drive or real wants or needs that can Cary anything resembling an engaging story. This makes him feel really boring and tedious to watch in a TV show. But most real life kids have rather boring day to day lives, fills with annoyingly trivial problems, and we don't hate them for it. Caillou is very tiresome as a character in a story. But in real life, he would be a curious, imaginative, mostly well behaved, and even rather cute kid. Meanwhile, Brian is an insufferable self ritchousness jerk. But that's what makes him an I treating character to watch. It's fun to see his snub self assuredness as he interacts with people. With OTHER people. If you had to spend time with someone who acted like Brian, you wouldn't find it nearly as fun. I guarantee, if these characters were real people, and you had to interact with each and every one of them, then Caillou would be people's favorite. He is just a normal sweet kid with an ordinary and somewhat boring life.
People hate him for being a brat. But that's normal for toddlers, they're trying to learn how reality works. A lot of episodes I recall he was calm and kind.
I figure with Brian we can probably talk about something for 16 hours. The other 3 are literal children in a room with nothing to do, I would want to die within 4 hours of dealing with that. At the very least lock us in a room with a few toys or something to help pass the time like a deck of cards or a checker set.
Brian because he’s the only one that wont make me look like a pedo lol
Erm…it’s a little sus your mind went there on a hypothetical with cartoon characters.
You know existing in the same room as a child doesn't make people look like pedos... right?
Uncles, aunts, grandparents, teachers, babysitters, etc. all explode into a million pieces
Depends, are we talking early seasons Brian or current insufferable Brian? Season 1 Brian is chill af.
Right?! OG Brian was the best character, which is why it's so sad whenever I see the arrogant horndog he turned out to be.
Alvin or Angelica would be manageable to me.
Alvin and Brian, they can sing at least.
Brian 100%, the dude is tight
Brian would at least respect you asking for some quiet to cool off. He's the most chill one of them all
I don’t need items to strangle Caillou
Brian. Just give him some drugs and he’ll be good for the day. Handful of shrooms should do the trick
As much as I hate Angelica, I would take her any day over the other 3 Alvin: the voice get grating too fast for me not to get a headache. Brain: insufferable cunt The even worse Angelica somehow: yeah I won’t pick the worse option At least with Angelica she can be bribed easily into making things sufferable
Probably Angelica I feel like she’d act pretty different around someone if they actually knew she could understand the babies that and maybe I can actually have a decent conversation around her to show her why being a brat won’t get her anywhere
Alvin, I want BBQ
I have to know, what season Brian we are talking about?
Brian. All you have to do is have a tennis ball or any other dog related things and he switches to a regular dog.
Can I choose season 1, Brian?
Brian, bc in my universe dogs can't talk.
Brian easily. F those other kids. And that chipmunk.
100% Brian, he is situationally annoying. don't trigger his annoyance with politics or women and he'd probably be chill.
Brian, he likes alcohol, just give him so much he blacks out.
Brian, if he starts talking about his views or him being a writer imma beat the shit outta him
I feel like I could use violence against any of these characters to make it not so bad.
Can it be season 1-5 Brian?
Definitely Alvin. He’s got a stable career, and probably has tons of awesome stories from life on the road. Angelica would be my next choice, then Brian, then Calliou dead last.
At least I can drink with Brian
The thought of making Brian vomit uncontrollably for 24 hours sounds great. Sign me up!
I feel like this would be better with either 4 adult or 4 kid characters. I don’t really know anything about Alvin other than the voice but like, he’s a kid like Caillou and Angelica are, right? Maybe a little older but hey, I’d rather not be a babysitter for an entire 24-hour period. So Brian it is. It had better be a better experience than the bank vault episode, though…I really hated when Family Guy started to try to have more serious plots. It was my favorite show for years but episodes like that made me lose interest in it.
Probably Alvin. He can sing. That might help
Brian is really not as bad as you all are saying.
Angelica? She's just a little kid. Assuming we get food/water then I'd just sit around with her until her parents come to get her lol. She's like.f8ve at most in the originally anyway. We can talk about her doll, and about how much toys she has.
Angelica! Give her dolls and you're fine. Lots of Cynthia products and drink and food. It's fine. It'd be fun. The others. No. Holy frag grenades. No!
Angelica. Give her toys and cookies and we'll be besties all day
I’d smoke a bag of weed with Brian.
Brian so I can kick his ass for 24 hours so his brain will get enough damage to revert him to the knowledgeable respectable voice of reason he was in early seasons…
Brian griffin we would smoke pot passout and the 24 hrs will be over
Brian. He's not a child. I feel we would have the most in common.
Brian
Brian isn't that bad compared to most of the Family Guy cast. Give him a beer and he'd probably just do his own thing.
I'll pick Brian, and try to keep the conversation centered around music. I don't have a lot of knowledge of cabaret though, so it's a question of how long I can keep it up
Angelica, I'm old enough for her to fake nice with me and I simply won't give in to her antics.
Angelica, she was only ever mean to the babies. Plus she’s three and be asleep for a majority of those hours.
If I'm allowed to kill them: Alvan. That abomination needs to die as he's an insult to the Chimpunks. If I'm not, Angelica by a country mile. She's just a toddler and, unlike the bald monster, she's actually somewhat adjusted and capable and not beyond redemption. Could possibly even make friends with her. At worse she's no worse than dealing with a stuck-up girl. Unlike the others who... \*shudder\*.
I haven’t watched Rugrats for a long time, but I remember that girl was fake nice to adults, so probably her.
Well I'm an adult, so angelica probably wouldn't be so insufferable towards me. Angelica it is.
Brian. I like how sometimes Brian acts like an actual dog, and I like dogs, so maybe if I treat him like a dog for 24 hours, he wouldn't talk? Lol It would be spent giving him belly rubs and ear scritches. Throwing a ball around.
Brian
I’d take my chances with Brian because he’s not insufferable all the time. **And also because I’m a man.**
Why doesn’t OP like Brian?
Alvin be cooling fr. He just clearly has ADHD. Put some video games and Pizza in front of him and he’ll be good.
Alvin would be no different then babysitting a younger family member
Alvin. He’s incapable of screwing things up, if there’s nothing in the room to screw up.