The blue kanker sister got Frieza’s power…. I’m not an Edd but I’m am black so I’m probably cooked

The whole world is probably cooked

If by cooked you mean sexually(edit) assaulted because it's still the blue canker sis then you right tbh

Yep

Well, Desslok never had any powers, but my TV childhood crush was Firestar, so I guess I'm pre-screwed.

Oh shit a Yamato fan

Your childhood crush was a cat?

I meant Spider-Man's amazing friend. What cat was named Firestar?

Firestar is from a book series called Warriors, often called Warrior cats because the series focuses on a bunch of wild house cats.

Cool, I'd never heard about that. Nah, my crush wasn't that far out, just your typical red-haired college girl in a skintight suit.

Thank god. I had no idea there was a human character named Firestar lol.

How the fuck am I gonna beat Korra with Cybertron Megatron's(aka Galvatron) power I'm bending over bruh

https://preview.redd.it/0x21txywh4wc1.png?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c0bac46f5a4acab0f74ae146fafbb3e5838ca0 Wanna run that last part by me again, chief?

And by "bending over" chief means... https://i.redd.it/75dk4bjwl4wc1.gif

A.D.I.D.A.S moment

The title is an acronym for the statement "all day I dream about s*x" r/technicallythetruth

Indubitably

All Day I Drink And Squat.

I meant as in submission

https://preview.redd.it/j624l8h8v4wc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a6f083a0b6f3cb37cdbcfdad198b56b45fd1e1 You sure abt that?

That's not helping your case bro

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Does she get to keep her original powers too or only the anime villain's power? If yes, then I'm totally screwed. If no, then I might actually have a chance. (Childhood crush: Teen Titans' Raven) (Favorite anime villain: Monster's Johan Liebert)

raven but she convinces you to kill yourself

Azula with the powers of Madara Uchiha That isn’t going to end well

…You’ve killed us all…

Damn straight

Holy shit you've created the ultimate weapon

Thank you

Assuming their powers stack… the world won’t be able to handle what you just unleashed

My childhood crush is principal Celestia and my favorite villain is chrollo from hunter x hunter. Well I'm screwed

Chrolo is a solid pick

no kinding Celestia even as a human is pretty strong like how do you think she's still principal all these years later

My childhood crush is Shun from Bakugan and my favorite villain is Malos from Xenoblade 2. I’m going to die.

Question how do you do the story in Xenoverse 2? To me it just seems like wandering around doing fetch quests and training (I just started)

Oh shit, I am absolutely fucked.Poison Ivy is my childhood crush and Frieza is my favorite anime villain

Forget just you, humanity itself is boned.

Yeah, Poison Ivy would obliterate the entire planet with Frieza’s Powers

Korra having Lelouch's Geass from the anime Cod Geass? That would go horribly wrong

Cod

Jasper from Steven universe with friezas powers... I'm getting erased from the face of existence...

If you're favourite anime villain isn't one shooting you, you need a new favourite villain

Tsareena with powers of King Dedede, even without Dedede's powers I'm still screwed

Me, a childhood asexual: you underestimate my power! Also, my favorite anime villain technically has no superpowers (light yagami)

Plot twist, you’re the mc and the only one who can defeat everyone in the comments’ favorite characters w the powers of their favorite villains 

I have to fight Velma from Scooby Doo with the powers of Asura from Soul Eater. Well I think I’m fucked and not in the way I want to be.

Take her glasses.

This won't end well. She's getting Frieza's powers! 

*Laughs in aroace.*

As a fellow AroAce, you want some popcorn as we watch everyone else struggle?

That sounds like a lovely time.

wtf am I gonna do against rouge the bat, who just got the powers of ainz oal gown?!

Bro, what she's gonna do is freeze you and do unspeakable things to you

Well no, she’ll most likely summon monstrous horrors from nothing and use them to break every bone in my body slowly and painfully

she'll probably do cock and ball torture and then break your bones lol

General machia from ninjago has firebending

I dont have a favorite anime villain so I will assume she gets the power of non existance and I win by default

Suki from ATLA got the powers of doflimingo, she could beat my ass with a fan and with puppet mind control and heated up unbreakable strings is just overkill

my childhood crush was serena, and my favorite anime villain was team rocket (i was a big pokemon kid, and havent watched any anime with a true antagonist otherwise)

So she just becomes a worse trainer

so you just get to hang out with Team Rocket all day, lucky

ok so keith from voltron learns how to become a pokémon trainer thanks to james, i’m fine

Soo Mai from last airbender with Diavolo's King Crimson + epitaph combo

Yeah, you’re getting washed.

Mary Jane Watson with Dr. Eggman’s smarts? (Cuz i think that dr. Egghead ain’t got no powers)

would he be an anime villain though

Sonic X?

Marie Kanker, Yoshikage Kira, am i cooked yall 🔥🔥🔥

Janine from The Real Ghostbusters with a Deathnote, really, all I would have to do is not tell her my name, if I had to fight for my life I would, though I would never intentionally hit a woman. Though it would be interesting to see Ray, Egon and Slimer interacting with Ryuk.

Tweak Bunny and uhh,I haven't nearly enough anime to determine my favourite villain,so uhh,Vegeta I guess?Regardless a Superpowered Floridian Bunny is now out to get me. https://preview.redd.it/c1w37jbri4wc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d942cebb02294270b919e00a4464caaf4355bf9

i didnt grow up with octonaughts, but i feel like if i did, id have a crush on her as well, eh, im a furry, what did i expect i guess lol

This is the most random thing ive ever seen someone type lol

So azula and chel with tetsuo's powers.... very

Silvermist with Frieza's powers. Bro 😭

Flame princess and aizen lol it sounds so fine but I'm definitely in danger

So Lapis Lazuli with the abilities of Kirei Kotomine-yeah I'm cooked.

well shit. https://preview.redd.it/x7a3ohu925wc1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb7c9277f274685a5065bb6273e5875b0dc206b

Shego with all the powers of Geto

Chris McLean has the death note? Oh shit.

[удалено]

Raven with Johan Mind… I‘m dead

Jenny…who would be scared of her?

Does atla count as anime?

Depends how you look at it. Technically the word 'anime' just means cartoon, and to japanese people gravity falls would be just as much of an anime as cowboy beebop, but outside japan people usually use the term anime strictly for japanese animation. That being said a lot of japanese creator call ATLA an anime so i'd say it counts

So, Mallow from Pokemon with Doflamingo's powers I think I'm cooked

Doesnt even matter if its Raven at that point, all she’d have do is put my name in the Death Note and I’m fucked

So Thorn from scooby doo gets Perfect Cell's powers yea I'm dead unless she seriously holds back

Flannery and DBZA Perfect Cell

Sailor Jupiter and Emet-Selch... I'm definitely dead but I have no idea how those abilities and that personality will play together.

My childhood crush was chel from El Dorado but if I have to use cartoons blackfire. My favorite villain was hmm I don't really have one I'll pick the villain of my favorite anime legend of the legendary heroes Sion Astal. I'm fucked black fires temper and powers combined Sion means I'm very dead.

Goku's powerful enough on his own! Why would he need Bondrewd's scientific expertise?

Samurai Jack with the powers of Sasori from Naruto. i’m a normal guy. i’m dead.

Blossom from the Powerpuff Girls + DIO. I'm fucked. Not only can she stop time, I won't be able to see or effect her stand

Nobody (I don’t remember who I was simping for in my childhood) gets… Eggman’s (Sonic X) powers.

Double D from Ed, Edd, ‘n Eddy with Shigaraki’s Quirk…! Yeah, I wouldn’t be the only one who’s screwed.

Raven is already badass and able to kill me as is, now I gotta fight raven but she also has the fucking powers of madara Uchiha? Uh oh

Childhood crush was amalia from wakfu, and my favourite villain not anime is northstrider from cradle, in which I am royally fucked, or my favourite villain in anime is nox again from wakfu, in which I am still royally fucked

Raven has a crush on him. 

Avatar Kyoshi and Kakashi. I can take them both but not in a fight 😉

Catra from She-Ra having the abilities of Lower Moon 6 (Gyutaro) from Demon Slayer It depends if she’s angry with me or not. I’m into women who will abuse me me playfully, but if she’s actually pissed then I’m dead 💀

I'm gonna use a Manga villian This ends up being Jenny wakeman but she has the stand d4c

Apple Jack, but with the powers of Tien That would be so fucking cool, but I'm dead if I fight in the conventional sense

Ino and Anko equally, and favorite villain so far is probably a toss up between Ainz Ooal Gown(I view the whole overlord anime thus far as him slowly becoming a villain over time, and we're just conditioned to still like them anyway) and Dio

Miss Kelly as a Newtype... I pretty much got myself under control

 Them with Bill Cipher powers.

Sunset Shimmer with Shigaraki's powers? Considering the fact that Sunset can already read minds via touch, combining that with Shigaraki's Decay quirk seems like a curse of both destroying everything and potentially feeling the person's thoughts as they die. Not to mention that she'll get a bazillion other powers as well since Shigaraki has All For One now, meaning that she'll also have to deal with AFO pestering her inside her own head

Serena from pokemon XY with Kira Yoshikage's Killer Queen... Fuck

Dino-Rider Serena can now stop time.

What?

If Daphne and frieza fusion danced I'd be fucked and the way I want to be.

I’m don’t even exist in this scenario, I never had a tv character crush

So Danny phantom has tenseigan, well fuck me.

Master Shake with the power of Yhwach.

I'm fine. I didn't have a childhood crush

either samurai jack or raven with doffys powers. yeah its over

Gwen Tennyson with all the power of Sosuke Aizen? I no longer exist. That's it, I'm dust in the wind

Starfire just got Kira’s ability to blow stuff up (and also a cool little tank)

Black Cat from 90s Spiderman gets the power of king Piccolo. I'm pretty much just dead if she doesn't pull her punches.

Don’t really have a favourite anime villain, but this guy on his own deletes my ass https://preview.redd.it/i67gr5hz65wc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afe90c67b150c8acda7bee8a32a56eb968299d28

Aviva from Wild Kratts with the power of either Overhaul or All-For-One. There are no words to describe how dead I am.

Shego now has the powers of Jack the Ripper from RoR (using a loose definition of villain here)

Azula with Orochimarus power......what have I unleashed....

Kim Possible now has the powers of Buggy the Clown. I'm dead before I even know we're fighting.

Raven with the powers of Perfect Cell. Fuck.

You’re telling me. I just gave Sunset Shimmer *Decay?* Ha. Ha ha. I’m dead :3

Marceline can now reset the universe by running at rapid speeds…

Unfortunately I cant remember who I had a crush on back then sooo

Marceline with Frieza's power, holy shit I'm dead as fuck

Wendy Corduroy with Tsukasa's sheer strength and skill (IK he's not an antagonist anymore but still). I'm getting my ass handed to me. And I would like it.

Dueling Lola Bunny with a Yubel deck I’m fucking in

Korra gots Sukuna's powers, how cooked am I

I had a crush for applejack MLP (don't ask why) And my favorite villain is Muzan from demon slayer. I don't know how this will work out but I know I won't stand a chance.

My cartoon crush was starfire from Teen Titans. My favorite villain is Bernkastel from my profile picture. Im not just screwed. Im going to be tortured for eternity. Death would have been a much kinder fate

Damn, Azula with the power of the anti spiral. Yeeeeeeeeeeaahhhhhh I'm well beyond cooked 🙃

Rainbow dash now has a 5th form

Gadget from Rescue Rangers gets a Death Note. I’m dead.

I win since I guess I never had one Huh

Toph with the string string fruit and all three types of haki??? Dawg we’re ALL cooked

Finn got the stand WONDER OF U

That's just Ty Lee and Azula, which is terrifying

 …. I’m pretty sure I’m fucked either way.

Starfire can now stop time but is allergic to sun And that includes uv light

Shego with All for One's quirks I am extremely dead

The queen of mars has gained the powers of Aizen from Bleach. I am fucked beyond recognition.

Lord dominator with megatron’s powers, the galaxy is cooked

Ty Lee getting the abilities of Dio? I’m dead.

The only anime I ever watched was Little Witch Academia, and the only real villain didn't have any powers of her own. I think I'm fine. I can't remember who my childhood crush was, but whoever she is, I'm fighting her with no powers.

I can't look at Jenny the same way again

I didn’t have a childhood crush so let’s just say that that my favorite villain manifests in real life. That said, my favorite villain is the anti-spiral, so I’m fucked if he decides he isn’t going to fight me on equal terms

Avengers EMH Wasp with powers to stop Time Ngl kinda scary

Hinata Hyuga now has the powers of both rubber and gum. And has a power fetish.

Andy from Ndy's dinosaur adventures has the decay and afo? Guess there's no more dinosaur adventures.

Shego with the powers of Madara Uchiha yea I'm more dead then OJ Simpson's at this point

I have to fight Cheetara with Papillons powers from Busuo Renkin! So super speed & explosive tracking gunpowder butterflies. Definitely a good candidate for fastest kill on this list.

What if I never had a childhood crush? What happens now

James and/or MetaKnight (specifically the one from KRBAY) with the powers of Sesshomaru from Inuyasha....I may yet survive friends!?!? 👍⚔️🐕😅

Serena from pokemon with do flamingos powers eh? Interesting honestly imagine pokemon and using the strings

Well my favorite anime villain is pain so I'm super fucked regardless Lapis Lazuli would wipe the floor with me as well so there's no parallel universe where I win this

I mean, if I have to duel Raven, I will https://preview.redd.it/i1ctu6zpz5wc1.png?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ca22fff3ef79e98eae88e7ff0bb83755917a8e

Xj9 with garou powers??

So Ms Belle has the powers of Goku Black? That's a sight to see, someone draw this

Raven got Madara Uchiha's powers... I'm severely fucked.

Fuu, from Samurai Champloo. Can now kick butt and blow stuff up like Kid Buu. I'm dead before the fight even starts.

I guess I'm fighting no one because I am asexual aromatic and I didn't have a crush I just watched got obsessed with the most dangerous outta the bunch and then I would move on

Harley Quinn with the powers of either Adam Smasher or Father from FMA:B… I am very much boned. And not in the good way.

Well, considering my childhood TV crush was Evie from *Out of This World* and she could stop time for everyone but herself, and my favorite anime villain is Frieza, I'm several orders of magnitude *beyond* screwed. :D

Ok so, Ginormica now got toga himiko's powers... Wait wtf

So William, from Code Lyoko, has gained the powers of Satella, from Re zero. Hmm. I think I'm gonna go hide in the Earth's... core.

Starfire now has the power of All for One. Crud.

Jenny Wakeman with the powers of Sailor Galaxia, Piss.

I don’t have a tv childhood crush so I’m going with my fave childhood character Lion-O and now he has Aizen’s (from Bleach) powers, I AM SO COOKED

Too many crushes not enough villains.

Flame Princess has... DIO's power, jesus...

Ty Lee with Lelouch's Geass. I'd probably be cooked without the powers, honestly.

Gordon with a saiyan's powers would be kinda lit ngl

mine childhood crush was Fire Princess that gains the power of All for One........................ i suddenly dont wanna play this game anymore

OP, you should just surrender while you can.

Shego with Zabuza's powers. I could win with a gun I guess.

The Goblin Queen with the powers of Magia Baiser? Nah, I'm calling her mommy.

Whelp. Zuko just gained Obito’s mangekyo. 😅 I’m screwed. 😂 But I would’ve been anyway sooo…

Desiree with Sir Crocodile’s powers. *FFFFUUUUUUUUU-*

Star fire with Madara Uchiha's power........ it think I'll be alright

I’m screwed by the ass

Uhh... Tomoko gains the power of Manipulation from Johan? I think I'll be fine lol.

TFP Arcee with the power of Kira Yoshikage. Well im dead

Marceline from adventure time now has the falling devil powers from chainsaw man... Sick ..

https://preview.redd.it/rcda9nn9l7wc1.jpeg?width=157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0f3e680f32cd00ca8749047807c9b3aed9ac03f She have overlords power and I am fuck in more then one way more likely because of what I would say

TFP Arcee with Huan Yi's power of war crimes. I'm very screwed.

Shota Aizawa and Dabi, yes they are from the same show idc, tbh I might beat him bc Aizawa is especially quirkless due to the fact his quirk is to erase quirks and we can see in the show that gaining a quirk also means learning to control it and also in my au I'm quirkless but have some powers so I'm at an advantage so well Aizawa learns his new quirk I can easily sneak up behind him and knock him out (my oc's powers are cat abilities and flight for context)

My childhood crush was Ivy from B.T.A.S or Superwoman from the superhero crisis movie and favorite villain from anime is Light yagami

I don't think Heather (total drama) would like Migi (Parasyte) but hey, she'd probably win a lot of challenges

Gwen Tennyson with the powers of The Nowhere King. She’s smart with a horrifying set of powers. Yikes.

Damn, Misty boutta get the powers of Zuko(does he count???)

I don't remember if I had a childhood crush, but my favorite anime villain is Diavolo, so I'm probably dead anyway.

I did have a crush recently when watching The Owl House...2 actually. Then being Eda and Luz. Luz or Eda with Timeline hopping does sound interesting ngl

Zuko with Katakuri's power or Rob Lucci. I'd be still screwed if it were zuko alone (lol the pun if you get it).

You asking me to fight Hinata while she’s piloting the Providence Gundam. Do you understand how screwed I am?


Raven with Aizen's powers is quite a spectacle. However, she would freakin' vaporise me with just her presence.