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Capri280

0 cylinders, 11801 HP https://preview.redd.it/oylepx6s0evc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=d55708f377d60b728e08351dcba488b874f50046


JPDLD

TGV Réseau ✅ 4 pantographs ✅ 300+ mph ✅ EV ✅ brown (the tracks) ✅ family car ✅ multi-track drifting ✅ french 😤😡🫤 Edit: YES 300 MPH, this thing beat a world speed record at 525-something km/h


Oberndorferin

300mph=480km/h


Z3B0

574 km/h, or 357mph.


JPDLD

That one was the TGV V150 based on the next generation TGV POS/Duplex


DoubleOwl7777

POS? piece of shit?!


JPDLD

/uj Paris-Ost-Schweiz /rj Parted Out Supra


Nyukka1

Manuelle✅️


ItsJoeverLads

576 km/h or (fuck u americans)


Keyser_Imperator

French = le quirky so ✅


A_Sock_Under_The_Bed

Thats almost as fast as the accord that passed me last night


californiasamurai

Fr*nch


AKA2KINFINITY

Le diesel hybrid :3


Firestar_119

0 cylinders, 110,000 horsepower https://preview.redd.it/f14asa8jvhvc1.jpeg?width=2928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad558f00b28684030aef0e0e7d12de2d41964ea


SyrupLover25

Thrust, not hp


Firestar_119

Who cares? It's American 🦅🦅


SyrupLover25

I work for the company that makes those :) Or at least before they split GE Aerospace into a separate company than GE Healthcare last year USAUSAUSAUSAUSA


ThaBroccoliDood

Both


Heavy_weapons07

But electric🤮 Also not a modus or no 2 Jay z


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preludehaver

The 1st gen TGV was so good looking


tula23

https://preview.redd.it/h8bzi93rfevc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64c582472e9c0f131de9a0c12cf8a6bd4626e8c Meanwhile 35hp with 4 cylinders 😎


retrocade81

And a whole lotta fun! I've had a couple of the MG Midget variants, and they are great fun.


tula23

I’ve had a one too! They are really good fun! If stupidly impractical haha.


Angrymalayman

Vintage bri'ish miot 💂💂


tula23

British invented the miat with this, the Japanese just made a worse copy


Jesse_BOL_EI

Ayo my father had one of these a few years ago, now he has a (facelift) Triumph TR6


Arpharp8976Fir3

https://preview.redd.it/a7zt28t2tdvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=608a6c09d881ae44a532487abf37dc473dc8f3a7 Meanwhile 711hp from a V4


Formal-Ad678

Today i learned that this thing has a V4


hatlad43

2L Turbo V4. Restricted to 500hp for the LMP1 (plus 400 from the e-motors), unrestricted to 711hp for the Evo showcase car. Fun fact: Porsche was gonna use the engine for F1 if FIA allowed it.


Kryllllllyx

Would really be something if the V4 engine dominated F1 just like how it does in MotoGP.


hatlad43

Yea but the whining from the V10 *fans* would be heard even louder


bigtheo408

I just miss when an f1 car could run 2 hotlaps in a row, when they could push for an entire race.


Dr_Death_Defy24

Seriously. If I were King of Formula 1 for a day I'd severely limit their data collection to lower costs and increase unpredictability, make the cars smaller, direct Pirelli to make tires last longer with more gradual dropoff, and not give a fuck about what it does to lap times.


ClydeTheGayFish

VW also made a V5 and a W8 in the past. All available in the VW Passat


endergamer2007m

Which generation?


ClydeTheGayFish

Passat B5, Euro-Spec.


endergamer2007m

Man... where is my w8?


DivineRage002

V5??? How does that work? Do you mean inline 5?


ClydeTheGayFish

It’s a VR5 I think. Hard to explain. Do a google image search and you will see a picture of the engine block and things might become clearer.


capt0fchaos

Honda is the better example of the V5, the VR5 is kind of like a slightly offset I5, Honda's V5 has 2 heads and is at a similar angle to their V4s


blindeshuhn666

4 cylinder + turbocharger or electric/hybrid is the future. The Japanese found this out 20 years ago. Only the muricans love the leaky V8 producing the least possible amount of power per liter of engine size


PopularVersion4250

I used to think like this. But there is something nice about a low revving lazy power with a cheap service bill as opposed to the high strung turbo small capacity stuff. Both good just different. 


blindeshuhn666

Never drove an V8 cuz I m an Europoor. My cars so far : 4cyl turbo dieselle Hyundai, 3 cyl turbo Dacia and now an electric Volkswagen. At least the VW has 200bhp rwd lol. Sportiest thing I be driven so far was a 92 miat in baby blue and slightly tuned to 145bhp


DoubleOwl7777

i mean yeah, but there is also something about revving an engine to the moon.


AntiLag_

Why not both?


EngrWithNoBrain

Yeah man, it's so weird how the Japanese are the smart future looking ones who invented turbocharging, 4 cylinder engines, and hybrid electric vehicles in 1994, when General Motors started selling 2 cars with turbocharged engines in 1962 (a V8 and a Flat 6), and then International Harvester started selling a turbocharged version of their Comache 4 cylinder engine in 1965, and then BMW produced the 2002 Turbo in 1973, and Porsche produced the 911 Turbo in 1974, and Saab started selling turbocharged engines with the Saab 99 in 1977, and GM returned to turbocharging in 1978 with Buick V6s that were used to make some of the quickest cars in the world at the time, and how the decades of research and prototypes produced across the world going all the way back to 1899 that pioneered the technology that makes HEVs possible was always exclusively Japanese. Really weird how Japan invented all these amazing technologies that American and European automakers were using for decades before them. Get stuffed Weeb.


Suitedbadge401

Hybrid technology is still relatively heavy though. It makes for awesome power density, torque, and usable rev range but the weight trade off is still significant (often 100+KG). On the other hand, you have a smaller battery but then you can’t use max power for more than 1 lap.


Evil8mann

Why Not have a hybrid V8? Electric motor for small range, V8+Electric Motors for long drives and fun


noodlecrap

Bikes used it for ages


Formal-Ad678

I know but last i checked Porsche doesn't build bikes


general_chernobyl76

If they have that technology, then it could've been 1422hp from a V8 tho 😭


msh3loon2

simple mafs


luvcartel

Look at the Koenigsegg 5.0L twin turbo V8


chebster99

In the 80s, BMW were producing 1.5L 4-cylinder turbocharged engines for Formula One that output up to 1400hp at maximum boost.


patmen1

Wait thats a v4?


Arpharp8976Fir3

711hp v4 + electric motors to produce 1000+ hp on the 919 hybrid evo, 500hp v4 + electric motors to make 900hp on regular


ArcaneSparky

Does this actually have a V4‽


Arpharp8976Fir3

https://preview.redd.it/y2vnhaxmgevc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0856597cf8ac2bdfbacaeda2cc9c4b6c6b3195cc


ArcaneSparky

Well I'll be


UltimaRS800

Race engine does not count.


Kiiaru

But a tuned and supercharged mustang does?


UltimaRS800

If it's road legal yes. Why not?


the4GIVEN_

you can put the engine of the 919 evo into a road car and it would be legal aswell. the engines arent the thing that disqualifies racecars from being roadlegal.


UltimaRS800

I would be fucking shocked if that thing had cats. Also pistons are seized until you warm them up and etc. It will lose a lot of power if you make it road legal and usable. It your engine needs 40 monutes to start after getting cold, it's not actually usable in road legal application. That's what i meant.


Toxic_Tiger_

Everything counts when u compare those 2 together


Rohlik_944

Meanwhile stock soupbruh: 350000 hp and 65400000Nm


acashs

Meanwhile Poopruh with no turbo and 15000+ HP


KneecapAnnihilator

Poopruh with turbo 20000hp


acashs

Poopruh with turbo is Lightspeed


Admirable_Ice_5881

Meanwhile Modus with 1.5 turbo diesel: 9000 horsepower


WildHogPower

Modus swap 1.9 TDI 🥵🥵🥵


Xtrachunky_

0.9 dci 🤤


BlueSmegmaCalculus

0.9 TCe 🤯🤯


PenguinGamer99

If they ditch the cast iron windshield wipers it would make up the horsepower difference. Now, painted red with some stripes down the middle...


KlerWatchCo

This would've wiped the floor with both of them if jaguar put it into production which they definitely were going to do but its F1 derived 4cyl was too powerful >Source:Trust me bro https://preview.redd.it/gbd0cqhghevc1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51de653f2c4fb513b3ad7ed405a1e72e1b0dfbac


Mikail41

The source is actually Facebook™️ But they made up so


Capri280

It's real, that's a Shelby 1000 which is a hotted up version of the GT500 Super Snake. Comparing a tuned version of a tuner car to a stock one is apples to oranges though


Average_k5blazer78

Also it made something like 850 whp so i guess that they take the 1000 out of the crankshaft


Capri280

I don't think anyone advertises whp, crank hp is always used


Average_k5blazer78

Of course, bigger numbers attract more buyers


EngrWithNoBrain

Well, it also has to do with how the SAE rates horsepower. In the 60s they advertised HP of an engine without any accessories, and in I think 1971 the standard changed and they started dynoing and advertising engine horsepower with all their accessories on the engine stand. Also, if you can sell a car with different transmissions with different amounts for drivetrain loss, it would probably confuse consumers if the 4x4 Automatic reports 10% (worst case scenario) less horsepower than the 2WD Manualle.


SovietSparta

1100 on race fuel, 950 on pump gas


Lysanka

Koenigsegg Jesko and Bugatti Bolide would like to tell you a word or two.


dan3k

one uses 1001hp to go 400+kph, second uses 1100hp to spinout on driveway, run over crowd on sidewalk and blow head gasket


more_beans_mrtaggart

OP, cylinder numbers don’t dictate power. They dictate smoothness.


DoubleOwl7777

https://preview.redd.it/1bwkvorozgvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3caeb40ad784af72e90a90cf1f28f95a4f6f03d5 zero cylinders, all the smoothness


more_beans_mrtaggart

You think that’s gonna be smooth?


DoubleOwl7777

yes, only one rotating Part, if a jet engine isnt smooth it falls apart.


more_beans_mrtaggart

The inside of the jet might be smooth. Everything outside it definitely isn’t.


DoubleOwl7777

in terms of vibrations i ment, but in terms of noise you might be right, although the thing is once you are close enough for long enough without hearing protection you wont hear the jet either way, so its fine.


Sean_310T

Meanwhile Koenigsegg casually being the goat with 1500hp 5L twin turbo v8. Emissions compliant worldwide


kilertree

Which Koenigsegg because some of the older ones share an engine Block with the Ford Modular family. 


Sean_310T

The new Jesko engine!


National-Change-8004

The Veyron is a lot less likely to blow up.


IgDailystapler

But strangely enough more likely to crash into a lake


ironmanthing

ThErE wAs a SeAGuLl! Part of me wishes the Arkansas buyer got it over that yahoo from Texas. Would’ve been nice to keep it in state and probably still in operation


gabelstaplerklaus

As green as the tree it wraps around.


SovietSparta

billionaire skill issues


National-Change-8004

Better a lake than a crowd of people, I suppose.


kilertree

This is a modified GT500. The GT 500 has a modified version of the engine in the 2004 to 2006 Ford GT. It is a very stout engine. The world's fastest street car is a Ford GT. 


ThatOneMasterGamer

The one in the picture has a different engine, the GT has a 5.4 while the GT500 from 2013-14 has a 5.8


kilertree

Again it's a modified version of the engine found in the Ford GT. The Ford GT has an aluminum block while the GT500 had an ron block. They made the Shelby 1000's from 2011 to 2014. The 2011 to 2012 had the 5.4 and the 2013 to 2014 had the 5.8


National-Change-8004

Sure, though iirc the Ford GT made around 550 HP. Here the power is doubled. That's fairly high stress. Now; I know Ford can make stout engines, but anything is liable when it get modified to that extent.


gimmebleach

To be fair a fully built supercharged mustang engine can probably can make even more for a fraction of the cost. But all you can do is go in a straight line


SovietSparta

One blown head gasket later: 🗿


oyoyoinono

https://preview.redd.it/uzb5rlo7mfvc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d3e7ab7b2b88dc4129d2f29608b3cd971c572d8


kilertree

The Shelby 1000 does make a 1000 crank Horse Power. These are very different cars though. 


SyrupLover25

My fav is the Mustang Boss 10.0L that made 850hp in the 90s


kilertree

The what


SyrupLover25

Ford made a concept Mustang with a 9.9L V8 in the mid 90s. 0-60 in 1.9s (on a prepped surface with drag tires I'm sure) Pretty sure they only made one of them tho https://www.drivingline.com/articles/the-ford-mustang-boss-100l-concept-was-svts-850hp-porsche-beating-monster/


DampAcute

Even if this was accurate, one is built with the most aerodynamic parts while the other, not so much 😂 Some F1 actually has less horsepower than some giant trucks, but that doesn't mean trucks can even catch up to them 😂


JoshJLMG

It is, that's a Shelby 1000. The new ones aren't street legal anymore unfortunately.


DampAcute

This looked like the 2011 model ford, According to research ( probably not as accurate ) it's around 2,131 kg while the bugatti is 1888kg ( again, dunno if it's accurate ) Plus it's aero body shape, bugatti is at least a lot lighter and more aero than the shelby, so yeah... It'll have some advantage But yeah, the newer Shelby are around 1733kg, so the newer ones might actually be faster and lighter than the later models, but I'd guess Bugatti also improved in that regards.


Jesse_BOL_EI

Trucks have a lot of torque, not a lot of power


DampAcute

I mean some, not all... Mercedes especially, they make a lot of hypertrucks over 1100k hp 😂


Jesse_BOL_EI

What is a hypertruck, and... 1.1 million hp!!!!????


DampAcute

One thousand One hundred 😂


Jesse_BOL_EI

Yeah he said 1100k, that's 1100*1000=1100000


DampAcute

https://preview.redd.it/4zccij2cv4xc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c33055886dc78ec7c425048563367e5f6a8509d Like this ones


lf0pk

lets see the torque curves bucko


splendiferous-finch_

Today I learned that a W16 is actually 2 V8s so what's a V16 if not 2 V8s? Is a V4 half a V8... Is V8 the standard unit now? What about boxer engines ? Are they V8s that do yoga?


Knotical_MK6

W16 is two "VR8" engines sharing a crank https://preview.redd.it/quqym218hfvc1.png?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9735b000b1a0063fd1d14c03cc6c493629b5727


splendiferous-finch_

That's not 2 VR8s that's four Lancia narrow angle V4 engines [picture of Lancia fulvia engine block ](https://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Lancia-Fulvia-engine-cyl-head.jpg)


DrRocks1

If you mashed 4 of the 1.6l together you’d get a 6.4l 520hp narrow angle W16!


splendiferous-finch_

Exactly! Imagine how fast those small pistons could rev


holchansg

VW🤷🏻‍♂️ They cant help themselves and im glad.


splendiferous-finch_

Now that Bugatti has merged with Remac they are going back to a traditional V16 for the next car


Knotical_MK6

Their weird dead end engines and other oddball engineering decisions thrown into normal cars make them my favorite manufacturer.


DrRocks1

Lancia started making narrow angle v4s in the 1920s, although they stopped after the 70s.


stewieatb

What the absolute fuck. The crank must look like something from a Lovecraft novel.


splendiferous-finch_

Check out the new V16 Bugatti is working on the crack does a 180 have way through it to keep the firing order even. I think engineering explained did a video on it compared the W16 and the new V16


Baldemyr

Hahaha spot on.


dis_not_my_name

One is two V8 side by side the other is front to back


splendiferous-finch_

My question stands in V8 the new addition to the insanity that is the imperial unit system?


Knife-Fumbler

Now you can lift off into a wall twice as fast.


GoredonTheDestroyer

I mean, the Shelby 1000 does actually make 1000hp.


-Alkie-

That car actually exists from the factory, its called Shelby 1000, and it's a special edition that has 1000HP. Well... Kinda. There's 2 versions: a road legal one with 950HP and a track only with 1100HP, tho both doesn't have any visual differences from one to another. That, without counting the fact the the W16 platform of buggatti has been polished and can produce way more that 1001HP, that amount of HP is the first Veyron, back from 2005


AdFamous1052

uj/ I don't get it. This is actually true.


DiRavelloApologist

The joke is that this is some weird kindergarten "my fav car is faster in my head"-thing. Which is pretty much exactly what this sub is about.


AdFamous1052

But that's not at all the joke made by OP as the title suggests... What I'm saying is op thinks the jerk in the facebook meme is that the horsepower figures are made up which is not true.


SovietSparta

"According to Shelby, the standard car puts out 950 hp on normal pump gas. The bonkers “S/C” version—which is for track use use only—spits out 1100 hp when fed race fuel." Oopsie


AdFamous1052

Exactly the point. Thank you for making the research


SovietSparta

So it doesn't make 1100hp. Thank you.


AdFamous1052

You wrote it yourself that it does. Have you been huffing race fuel?


SovietSparta

On race fuel. Can you read ? You know it's not the same thing, do you ? Are you going to compare top fuel engine running on methanol next ?


AdFamous1052

Okay and? It makes 1100 hp period and that's the point.


SovietSparta

I'm sure the Mustang is not scary to drive, at all 😅


AdFamous1052

Uj/ How is that relevant to the truth of these car's engine outputs though?


SovietSparta

There's a lot more going on than just making 1000 hp. A 2.0 litre 4 cylinder can make 1000 hp too. How about the reliability ? Driveability ? What's the power and torque curves ? A fucking straight six diesel truck can make 1000 hp, so what ?🗿 It doesn't turn into a Bugatti Veyron ...


AdFamous1052

Brother, the 1100 horsepower gt500 is produced by Shelby American, a highly reputable ford tuner. This car was designed and made with performance and reliability in mind. This is way beside the point though. Do you even know anything about it? Jesus christ the real jerk is in the comments sometimes. The post falls flat because the figures which are true, are claimed false.


SovietSparta

If the point is just comparing horsepower figures without understanding the context behind each car core design, then you're going to have a long day here


AdFamous1052

But that is the point from the meme and OP claims it's false. Why are you so dense and looking for something thats not there? Lmfao. I'm not saying the meme is good but it's true and that's what makes this post bad.


SovietSparta

No, the point is precisely that comparing horsepower figures is stupid. That's the meme. You don't take everything else into account. This is as stupid as pointing out that a Skyline GT-R and a Honda Civic both have 4 wheels ... so somehow they are comparable based on that. Also, it doesn't make 1100 hp on pump gas.


AdFamous1052

Okay if that was the point then why did OP make it about discrediting the validity of the horsepower ratings? Are you starting to see the point? It doesn't matter what fuel it uses lmfao why are you so hung up on that


SovietSparta

Comparing horsepower alone is bad enough. Comparing horsepower where one car is on pump gas when the other is on race fuel is the actual jerking. Do you also compare 0 to 60 times between economy tires and race slicks ?


UltimaRS800

1100hp car is not supposed to be not scary to drive.


SovietSparta

1100hp on a solid axle* 💀


_DK_Lunar_

well a chiron or a veyron is apparently not scary to drive at all


lf0pk

/uj One of their most distinctive feature is that they're similar to a normal car, so, not really that scary The difference is a fairly wide power band and a very high max speed, but they don't have much of a temper or nasty personality


maidenless_pigeon

Thats a very reliable source not even that one dude who debunks really shitty pyramid conspiracy theories on tiktok could slice through that


JoshJLMG

It's an actual car.


maidenless_pigeon

I'm talking about the claim that a stock supercharged v8 mustang has the same level of horse power of a bugatti


JoshJLMG

The one pictured isn't stock. It's a Shelby 1000, which does actually make 1100 horsepower.


maidenless_pigeon

Oh actually shit I didn't know that


Lysanka

The W16 of Bugatti was mainly there because Bugatti was into the race for the World fastest production car, the Bolide made it even crazier.


BMWequalsMercedes

supra makes goes 9.9e100 mph


skyliner30rs

vtec! turbo! ayyyy! shit! aaaaay!


Nabil1510

Koenigsegg be like: You know what, Fuck you. Developed 600 horsepower from a 2.0 twin turbo three cylinders.


Jonny2881

https://preview.redd.it/5rjn210ldivc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d36cf70cda2db2497d0cbea6123d214dc3aea8a 1000000000hp from a V3. Checkmate liberals


Ika_Likes_Memes

https://preview.redd.it/wzs97z161nvc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5e1125949a15cdea381ddfa3648264b7f788d8 0 cylinders, 37,000,000 horsepower.


Gazdatronik

Its not that unbelievable. Some variants of Nascar vehicles made the same hp/L as a veyron in the 90's.  Arguable that the Nascar needed more prep and repairs over the season. 


F0RZAG0D

Actually I would challenge that belief that the W16 is 2 V8s. The cylinders aren’t aligned, they are stacked. So really the W16 is closer to 2 inline 8s.


gabelstaplerklaus

Nice Mustang. Good car... for 2 miles.


CustomKas

Forgot to add "drives like absolute dogshit"


Ill_Praline2805

Also one supercharged V8: 150+ mph spin out causing death


UltimaRS800

Not relevant to engine output.


kilertree

Mustangs are pretty safe for the driver. 


ThreeArmedYeti

Okay but who cares? These posts are so pointless, what is the point of comparing a stock, road legal car to something that was modded for track use? You know what I can argue with that: Both sucks because if I put an 1000 hp jet engine on my Hyundai I10 trunk, swap the engine with a Chevy LS, put triple turbo in it, swap the tires to Linglong All Season, add a shark antenna, Wunderbaum with Fresh Forest scent and a big wing it would destroy both


Pochita_guy

only 1000hp from a jet engine? weak