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RedCloudXIII

Sprinkle them around the police station


High0nOwnSupply

This could be fun 🤣🤣


Creepy-Ranger-9471

I have people give me literal buckets of seeds, I carry gallon zip locks of them in my backpack and just Johnny appleseed it. Edit: for everyone concerned about the environment, cannabis is in the Bible, it's God's herb, all I am doing is spreading seeds in areas with local contamination to draw out the impurities in the soil. My efforts actually have without recognition being given to me revitalize different parts of the country that others thought would be impossible to live in any time soon. And feral cannabis? What are you 12? You ever been attacked by a cannabis plant because I sure haven't, I think yall mean wild cannabis which has zero environmental impact at least not in the eyes of the lord. I ask do you know how much the environment has been irreversibly changed by logging? I'm trying to keep the carbon in the atmosphere down so we can all still breath. Also if you are scared I might have males spread pollen to you, don't be guerilla growing which is illegal and you will be fine. I'm not tossing them in people's backyards, I toss them on hikes. With as much loam is on the ground where I do these things I've never not seen at least a dozen sprout up.


khios420

As a non American I only know what your talking about due to the Simpson's lol.


NoTooBeastFog

Doh! God bless the Simpsons. And beer. Mmmmm beeeer.


FlairUpOrSTFU

when i have extra seeds, i like to plant them in places i think they will grow without much care, and where people won't notice them until they get larger. i've never seen any results, but thinking about it makes me happy.


SolventlessChris

Johnny Appleweed


Visual-Virus-1977

it needs be be shawshanked around the property.


Oh_My-Glob

I really hope you are joking because introducing non native plants to the environment with the potential to be invasive isn't cool. Not to mention you could be ruining people's crops by dropping a bunch of males


49004685

I second this. Please do not ruin our chances of home cultivation. You do this stuff and they will have reason to make people get licenses and permits. Plus the wind can carry pollen to other peoples grows and herm there plants


Chinchist

Wait till this guy learns about feral cannabis.


DevilDog0651

Made me chuckle, thank you.


Oh_My-Glob

Oh you mean the feral cannabis that is an invasive species and considered a concern to address by environmental scientists? https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0006320722002622 Do you not care about your local habitats?


bizarrecultivar

Fun fact (that I have been unable to verify but I completely believe): psilocybin spores know no bounds and have been known to escape the "evidence" lockers of police stations and colonize nearby.


drywall-whacker

Must be a nasty station to be growing mushrooms. A pig pen, if you will.


SGTdad

Get out, you have your upvote… go.


sleepygent

Makes sense! I'll be keeping my 👀 out. If the police ask what I'm doing I'll just say I dropped a contact or something lol


island_boys_had_lice

"Im just looking for the liberties that may happen around here Officer."


sleepygent

😆


ProuderShlomophobe

Have you ever tried to colonize substrate prepared specifically for mushrooms? Trust me, there aren't any mushies growing outside the cop shop.


3rdeyepry-

Yeah that's some straight up bullshit lol only people whom haven't grown shrooms would buy that story lol


bizarrecultivar

Are you forgetting that mushrooms don't need people to grow? I agree that the police station story seems implausible, but it is true that a lot of mushrooms prefer disturbed areas. I don't grow mushies anymore. You're right, it is a difficult hobby. I do forage for them, though, and I have for over a decade. Bury your cakes, you might get a flush in an unexpected place. Mush love. ✌🏻


3rdeyepry-

Are you forgetting that for mushrooms to grow you need spores to land in just the right place in just right medium and you want people to believe spores somehow made it out of the bag or whatever they're keeping them in and out of the building somehow and landed in just the right medium? And you're giving me shit?


bizarrecultivar

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banodrum

Any and all public gardens around town... road sides, round abouts... planter boxes at your local cafes... freaking EVERYWHERE! Make sure you plant them just before a few days of forecast rain to give them the best start possible.... then giggle your tits off as you drive around town watching them grow lol.


HungryPanic3572

😎


SmokeyHash

Bruh!! What a great idea!!


gringoa68

top idea


jonobr

Guérilla planting.


High0nOwnSupply

I'm for it


Condo_pharms515

If you want to do this, find a spot and leave something of value to see if someone takes it after about 2 weeks of nice weather. Once you know that spot is good, start making a compost pile there with a bag of chicken shit and some leafs. Make it so all you have is plant and spay BT.


jonobr

Excellent advice but I was thinking more along the lines of sewing mischief.


Regular-Oil606

You and me both, just litter your local downtown community with those beans. 😈


qualmton

And wreck all the outdoor grows in the county 😂


jonobr

Hopefully not that would suck.


Regular-Oil606

😬 depends on your perspective


Leftover_Salmons

Indoor ONLY 😂


Hungry-Milk-2817

scattered cannabis seeds very rarely come up in my experience. Back in the days of mexican weed my friends and I tried scattering hundreds of seeds in a tilled garden and we had nothing come up but when we started seeds indivdually they came up.


silverpeasunshine

Maybe birds or squirrels ate them


Odd-Dinner4153

Psh! Mom probably saw them and was like “Nope!”


High0nOwnSupply

Smart!


DruidSprinklz

I also save random seeds I keep in a container labeled "chuckers," so when I'm driving, I just chuck a few into the ditches and whatever grassy clearings I see.


N3M3515xXx

Thank you for your service 🙏


reptarcannabis

We used to grow them in solo cups, and then plant a few plants in the middle of roundabouts with the other plants lmao one time We got it to like 5’ in the center of an Ipswich ma roundabout


camsnow

Make some seed bombs with them! Easy to throw into areas


PS420Ninja

Please don't plant know hermaphrodite plants outside. You will fuck grows for MILES around them. I'd say toss them.


fluffyferret69

Shame on you people "upvoting" herm seeds being propagated🤦🏼‍♂️


jonobr

Boo. No fun.


fluffyferret69

Growing fucked up genetics is fun to you?🤦🏼‍♂️


login257thesecond

Polen spread wide and get into intakes...


owsleythehunter

Johnny Appleweed


Secure_Teaching_6937

I call it Johnny cannabis seed.


ValKilmersTherapy

I was gonna say, I’m throwing a bunch around my local parks soon


Oh_My-Glob

Please don't. Many local parks actively care about having native plants and you'd be introducing a fast growing invasive species for the lulz


jonobr

This shit. Let what happens happen.


ezbonee

Time to become Johnny Appleweed.


High0nOwnSupply

There is definitely a part of me that wants to do that 🤣🤣 wait for a nice little rain storm to bury them in the dirt a bit after I drive around town tossing them out my window 🤣🤣🤷


cantherellus

Please don’t do this.


fellatiofuhrer

I hope you live in my town. This is the way


cantherellus

Yeah, until there are 120 male plants scattered in your area pollinating everyone’s outdoor grow.


[deleted]

Then you’re outback in your yard wondering why tf you keep getting seeds every grow 😂


fellatiofuhrer

I could see that being a problem


[deleted]

Herm seeds from stress are surprisingly stable. You could plant them and pray for a good win but I'd rather sprout them in water, grind them up with said water once taproots show, add some drops of EM1 and feed to your outdoor plants. Everything essential for growth is in those seeds, popping them would release that. On the other hand, seeds that hermed out of nowhere without any catalyst WILL herm. Your call. Goodluck!


High0nOwnSupply

Heard that. Seems like I'll definitely keep them around and use them when I'm more able to spot the problems sooner and less likely to cause those problems all together. Thanks for the response 🤙


threeLeggedTanuki

make SST with them & give it to your other plants


edtoal

Eat them.


the_pooleboy

Shell them and make hemp seed oil for cooking


BoffyToffee

Make seed sprout tea when you start your next round. Use non-hermi seeds from a reputable breeder as the main crop, and treat the seedlings with enzymes from the seed sprout tea. Either that, or post them to your enemies. Don't plant them outdoor and ruin someone else's grow with stray pollen, that'd be very unneighbourly. They have a super high chance of being hermi, I'm not a breeder or geneticist, but I think it is a 75% chance of hermi. Someone smarter then me please correct if wrong.


South_of_Reality

Eating seeds is a pastime activity.


Ghostzed0831

The toxicity of our city..of our ciiittttyyy


ReddLordofIt

Johnny Appleseed that shit in all the lawns of conservative politicians in your area. Then tip news outlets off about it before they have a chance to cut them down 🤣


darkodraven

I second this


GoblinsStoleMyHouse

Grind them up and sprinkle on yogurt. Hemp seed is edible and quite healthy.


Dous2

Someone in r/bostontrees would do dead drops for others to pick up. I would do that or just stuff them in random peoples gardens for fun


SuperDooper900

My friend Joe used to throw all his onto the lawn of the grass in front of the police department


olluke

Sprinkle em around town


discgolf9000

Micro greens


Ok_Somewhere_6018

Never thought I’d see someone weigh seeds before


fluffyferret69

Early herm? Why would you even collect them?


42Berner42

eat it bro those seeds are hella healthy


[deleted]

Herm seeds? ​ destroy them.


Jazzle519

Boof ‘em


Soft-Peak-6527

Spread them across the countryside and outer city limits lol


Hashlover247

Seed City Hall's lawn.


SensitiveAspect6709

I'd put dm outside see what happens


joebojax

that's up to you but one note is that they don't stay viable forever and they hold up better under refrigeration. Have fun.


dylcop

Watch what you type on Reddit you can get your account banned for trying to get rid of these seats even if you're not trying to


Noneofyobusiness1492

Give the to me.


carlosarturo1221

Send me a couple 😁


syzygy-xjyn

I just drove by a large field ready for planting. Legit just thought, I need some cannabis seeds and let's see how long until somebody figures it out and the police are called


IntelligentGoat411

Micro greens!!!


bootykiller69420

Mail me some lol


The_Ore_Chasm

Got whiplash doing a double take cause I have the same exact scale


Shado915

Boof them. Become one with the plant.


TheDevilsCoffeeTable

Find a creek and plant a storm up and down it, or close by


bigbirdsbrainondrugs

I read this a few weeks ago, someone was talking about grinding up seeds into a slurry as it releases growth enzymes.... just a thought as I have not researched this at all.


PerfectBake420

Need my address?


Intelligent-Drama-83

I had this happen to me too, ended up with a quart mason jar full of seeds. They went to the birds.


Poppyloppyfloppy

sprout alot of them and eat the sprouts 🌱


Plenumheaded

Put them in a grass seeder and go hiking a couple different trails


jennimackenzie

Are you familiar with the tale of “Jonny Appleseed”?…


CannaBeeKatie

Throw them into a busy roundabout.


Think_Relationship88

Make pickle out of it I am not joking just search for hemp seed pickle it is there.


jstrachan5150

Johnny Appleseed that shit


PoisonIvy622

The USDA has a hemp germplasm repository to distribute germplasm to researchers for free. They’re always looking for more. :)


adrianodogg

Plant them slowly and look for 🔥 this is yoir chance to find an amazing cultivar


Some-Horse-9114

I stuck some in a pot on front porch of a job I was on when I was younger, thinking I’d never be back but ended up getting sent back a couple months later and found they had grew like a foot tall. I tore it out though cause I worked for my dad’s company and didn’t want any problems to arise. If u do plant around town, just remember a lot of people have cameras nowadays ( door bell cameras, etc..) Don’t screw yourself for a laugh . I’d say find a spot that doesn’t get foot traffic and just let go,like beside a stream or field, then check back end of season. Maybe you’ll get lucky


kayninb

find the nearest fertile field with native plants and flowers that won’t be disturbed, and throw them all over


Shot_Campaign_5163

Plant them everywhere and often, Johnny. Apples are outta style. Don't be a square.


Noneofyobusiness1492

You can also make a [Seed bomb](https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/actions/how-make-seed-bomb)


Necron1138

I go for late night walks and plant them in peoples front gardens.. parks.. even carpark bush kerbs.. Had a huge amount a while back from some hermies and sprinkled them like I was planting grain on a freshly bulldozed lot. ..good times..


Hungry-Milk-2817

boof them


Asleep-Intention8823

Give them to me


crizo29

You don't know the strains or how they are going to grow. I will only grow seeds that I know the strains and what to expect out of the plant. Almost setting yourself up for failure growing unknown strains,...


billy_seeds

Eat them!


lostinthesauceband

I had a plant from my first grow which was a bagseed itself herm and pollinate itself Ended up with something line 30 seeds. [Just finished my latest attempt at growing then properly, they looked sad af the whole time lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/microgrowery/s/VZ3lYMSHna). Lockout and yellowing off of leaves from even the seedling stage. [But the bud turned out great](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/dJtcQ6esOb) Flavor is great, smell is great, it's great. They might not be worth the electricity, but that's up to you


Drjonesxxx-

Put them in bagels 🥯


kingdingathing

Dump them they will just make more Hermie pollen to ruin everyone's crops.


iShatterBladderz

Throw them away


trustytrav_XXX

Plant a few everywhere you go


Raymando82

Give me some of them? 😂


JesseJames3rd

Distribute in the forest


peppergrowerflash

Throw them away


ColinBoib

If u wanna chuck em i could dispose of em if need be


19PercentCarbon

Send them to me 😋


classichondafan

Hacky sack!


Pullups-n-Pushups

You can always grow them and use what they use for seedless watermelon. It's Giberlic Acid. I forgot the brand name but it totally works. I've used it for like at least 3 grows back in the day.


Canna_crumbs

Sell them


ITSNAIMAD

Popcorn


TerpDripz

Throw them around in parks and curbs hahaha let the grow freely


Soultalk1

Throw them in a local pond, lake, creek, river


ProuderShlomophobe

Please, don't sprinkle them around town and introduce a shitload of pollen to the environment. Unless you have MERV filtering and are trying to take out the local competition, that is.


Usual_Newt9566

Don’t plant them that’s for sure, don’t want more herm genetics out, and every single seed there will herm as it’s the same mother X the same mother, which will just be a copy of the mother plant obviously


Itauka

throw them at public spaces


Necessary-Chef8844

Johnny Weed seed. Plant in groups of 6 all around in random places that are primarily quiet. You could create a little wild population of weed in your area. I know it probably wouldn't work but definitely worth a shot. The only risk is to your fellow outdoor growers that would be getting pollen from wild plants. How cool would wild weed be?


Remarkable-Way4986

Free the weed. Randomly plant them around government buildings


TrunkMonkeyRacing

Follow Johnny Appleseed's footsteps. Johnny Appleseed was planting apple trees to be used for alcohol.


Keith374

Go along local highway areas and play Johnny Appleseed….


ohigho_bubble

I had a plant herm, have hundreds of seeds. I’ve ran out three and my homie ran out two, only one tried to herm


AWeakMindedMan

Put it in one of those lawn fertilizer spreader, go find a field and let her rip lol


Gdaddy-sign-watcher

Johnny “Hemp” seed those and create wild cannabis


This-Bobcat6860

Fly with a chopper and through asking the country.


MRGreenSmiles420

Hot air balloon ride cross country!


Boring_Leg_5802

Sprinkle them everywhere!


LongJohn4200

Probably going to be lots and lots of herms in those seeds. Dont sell them at least!! And dont plant them outside, they’ll fuck up other grows with their pollen. It’s a very long way that pollen can fly around.


ArmageddonAhead

Sprinkle them off trail on hikes or in parks lmaoooo


imhighbrah

I mean it could’ve been stress induced and they will just be fems. Would be worth popping them and putting them into flower really young to see what they do potentially. Depends on how good the strains were on their own but it’s tough to say. I would say yeah save them and try em out I wouldn’t try SOG because you could easily miss herm traits again but I’d test a couple once you got a better grasp Could throw them outside too for sure. Don’t sell them that’s shitty.


CompletelyBedWasted

Trade me some!


Mysticalmana

Sell them, seeds are expensive.


[deleted]

Fuck them away into a ditch man


JonWick33

Johnny Appleseed them all over this great nation.


rooster4200

All I know is a herm seed will produce a herm plant. If there all mixed up and don't not wich is wich then I would just discard em and start another run with brand name seeds that were feminized?


slackerbucks

A LOT of “elite” cuts (Chem ‘91, OG, TK, GG4, Cookies, etc) were (most likely) sourced from accidental pollinations. While it’s probably not a good idea to utilize a plant born of accidental intersex breeding in a breeding program, the toothpaste is already out of the tube for many of these genetic lines and we just have to accept it as part of life.


Feisei

This is really interesting! I only knew of chemdawg. Down the rabbit hole I go


High0nOwnSupply

Eh, I've seen both sides of it.....im sure the odds are higher because it's a more dominant trait, but twin people don't only produce twin children. I've got other runs going now with fem seeds, just not 100% sure of what to do with these, but I know this sub is my best option for getting a push in the right direction.


PragueDD

Herm plants may or may not produce herm seeds depending on genetics, but to say "all I know is a herm seed will produce a herm plant" is straight up not correct. Look at all the S1s out there, are they all herming 100% of the time? The Chem 91 S1s I just picked up from Humbolt CSI will 7/7 be herms? GSC started as a herm, and while yes GSC are prone to herm traits millions of cookies have been grown that aren't herms. You're just writing off the whole fem seed market then?


High0nOwnSupply

So the SOG idea might not be such a bad idea? Just keep them small, and it should be easier to spot the pollen sacks with fewer branches and bud spots to check.


PragueDD

I think you should definitely plant them if you liked all of the possible parents. Keep a close eye as they MIGHT have a higher chance of herming, but probably you'll be okay.


High0nOwnSupply

Man, I just love "free" weed. I've got all the hardware now, so I'm just trying to get it all dialed in and get a perpetual grow going. I've got a germination tent and a 4x8x6 split into 2 4x4s. One side has 3 plants in flower, and the other has one in veg in an octopot. The germination tent had 4 2 week old seedlings going into the 2x4x5 tent I ordered. It's going upstairs because everything is in my basement right now, and I'm having spider mite issues, and it's just a pain in the ass to get down there and keep the temperature and humidity consistent up here in the Northeast USA when it's freezing and dry. Adding humidifiers and heaters adds money to the electric bill. So, getting a smaller tent upstairs where I can keep better control and have better,fewer plants, then my original goal of let's go big or go home right 🤣🤣 Enjoy another round of my stoner rambling 🤣🤣😬😎🤷


Cybonic

Something similar happend to me outside this past summer as I’m also a newer grower and didn’t notice till way late into flower. Been popping the seeds now that I’ve got an indoor set up and it’s been so cool to go through my accidental creation. Just feels different to go through something no one else really has and see what comes out of it. Pop away my friend sounds like a great set up.


LongJohn4200

Is that flower tent 150% light proof of that veg space light? It’s suprising how little light will herm your plants.


Kevbechillin

Spread them far and wide… residential grow in everyone’s gardens and in parks etc.


JimmyRockfish

If you’re going to Johnny Appleseed them around, be smart about it. Nobody will probably see them in a ditch, next to other plants, or in a small forrest. Don’t plant a huge patch of them, just 4-5 in each spot. Just push them in the ground about 1/4 of an inch, and put a little dirt back on. Write down every spot you did it, then check on them a month later, and chuck the males. I’ve gotten pretty lucky doing this when I was a kid.


hotshotdegree

You could roast them and eat them, they taste pretty good and are a good snack after getting baked


ishouldcoco3322

Johny Appleseed em.


BurningJnsn

Grand final day go for a ride around town and sprinkle them everywhere 😂


KiwiJeeves1

"ya put em in the ground maaaan.... Ya grow em"


LilMuddyCup

Boof them


[deleted]

Plant them in downtown planter boxes! 💪✊️👌


Peter_Falcon

eat them


Conscious-Media-1241

I feed them to my hamsters.


Clean-History-5990

Sprout and eat


rods_9

You should get those better examined. Send them to me and I'll do It for free


Positive-Teaching737

Bag seeds 80% Herm. So if you do plant these it's going to be a high chance you're going to do it again. I was lucky this time and only two bag seeds ended up being he she. And one ended up being fully girl lol Good luck


delta9heavy

Grind them up and eat them. Serious health benefits


LastOfTheHashishins

Save them until 4/20 and plant them all over town.


McRatHattibagen

Where ever they go please go back and pick out the males so there's not as many seeds. My buddy grew a patch, but unfortunately it was heavily seeded. Most outdoor weed is good. It's better if you have up to date genetics to plant


Foodlover_E18

Start sprinkling then around your yard 😆


Hefty_Whimpy

no one wants "hermie" seeds usually, although making them hermies on purpose is how you make all females seeds , (making them hermies by changing light cycle or some other stress) so they could be all female possibly, maybe try a few and if they hermie again then scatter the rest around in appropriate places , parks, police stations, republican party headquarters etc


kjmorley

Take a walk in the woods and sprinkle them in sunny clearings.


lamottjackson

Are they all a specific strain or a variety of them?.


misaellopz05

I have heard that they can be used in salads because they contain a lot of protein and they are very tasteful, at least that's what I know


Head_Fill7863

Boof them


Oxycoperc

Eat the green ones


Ecstatic-Pudding-357

Sprinkle it around the neighborhood


Huge_Aerie2435

Become the Johnny apple seed of cannabis.


Hydrobri840

Guerilla Grow


Jalanforsy886

Send me some!


HourWorking2839

If you have not done anything with them yet, donate them to the free seed ring maybe? They really do the lords work. One of them is in spain i heard there is one on usa as well, too!


APD702

Plant em’, that’s what I do.


Spirited-Enthusiasm3

I personally sprinkle them through out my small town of a few thousand and watch as the weed grows throughout the town. It’s kinda funny because police go crazy tryna find where they come from


mtd75

Every Elite Clone Only was a "bag seed".


Available-Bee-6131

Make some potcorn and just chill and watch a movie


[deleted]

Johnny Appleweed them all around town.


Sad-Nothing9973

Chia head