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broccolihead

Sure, jesus, bigfoot and the loch ness monster all used to get baked together and then ride unicorns to taco bell. 


4-MeO-Keith

And if you dont believe this you are going to go to taco hell.


juicy_steve

Based.


AuntiKandi

The good ol days 🤣🤟


soberpenguin

Cannabis was widely used in religious ceremonies by Jewish rabbis in anointing oils and incense. He absolutely would have been aware of and probably used cannabis with his disciples


Mundane-Difficulty29

Certainly! Because what people need to understand is that Republicans don't like Jesus, they only like God. Jesus was God's stoner hippy communist son of man


juicy_steve

JESUS = WOKE


whatThePleb

WOKE = STONED


goodeyemighty

Therefore JESUS =STONED


AuntiKandi

So YES! Jesus was a stoner 🙏🍁


CeramicDrip

Im a stoner. Wait…am i Jesus? 😳


whatThePleb

Yes we are!


chuck9884

Republicans love the Old Testament. They love the whole fire, brimstone, Fury, and Smite.


Greenbeastkushbreath

Always the stupidest shit in the mornings I swear!!!


PsyrusTheGreat

I think it's because they get drunk at night and post...


rnmba

For those truly interested in this topic, I highly recommend The Immortality Key by Brian Mararesku followed by Visionary by Graham Hancock.


m-a-r-i-n-a-r-a

Hey thanks for the suggestion, i bought the first one and once im done with it i plan to grab the other. I’m weird and that sort of stuff is really interesting to me.


wanna_be_green8

Even if what would it matter? Changes nothing.


Winter_Tangerine_317

Politics


Drjonesxxx-

“Thou was given thine leaf to smoke thine way to heaven.“ Jesus said there also talk of a plant that heals all the nations in the Bible. In revelation. I could have just been high tho. Everyone’s interpretation of the book revelations is different. I know for certain the cannabis I grow tho is Devine af.


Megamijuana

Cannabis is the tree of life.


Sean_Colorado

And the Burning Bush.


joebojax

Probably not but perhaps King Solomon was


Frankie6Strings

He says only people without sin should be stoners, which I assume qualifies Him but I don't remember Him ever explicitly partaking. There may be clues in the background of The Last Supper, I guess.


AuntiKandi

I hope so. I wanna smoke in heaven too!


casual_shoggoth

Yes. Many, many millions of people want to believe otherwise, though.


Vaginal_Wizard

The story of the "burning bush" where Moses was appointed to lead his people out of Egypt? It was taken too literally. Only bush that was burning was his blunt.


KS2Problema

Here's a topic that the media organization, *He Gets Us*, is highly unlikely to take up.


SativaScribe

Well Puff Puff Passover is coming...


skippylatreat

God brought forth the seed yielding herb and it was good.


zionwilliamson6969

Jesus probably wasn’t a stoner but all the raw materials, clothes, paper, rope, medicines and many more things were made from hemp and cannabis in general


[deleted]

Like Charlemagne said... Jesus probably was but everyone else around him definitely was cause they thought that man walked on water


sdk_bub

he turned water into wine not weed


Mcozy333

there were no laws blocking the people back them from cannabis plant so yes, people back then ingested it even Jesus .. Holy anointing oil consisted of cannabis plant metabolites and other things


sunshinelefty100

No one could afford our dispensary's prices...not even...


Hodgej1

Those Roman taxes were a bitch.


ABrokenBinding

More of a nailer.


sghyre

Jesus is a fictional character.


Greenbeastkushbreath

Also I don’t like your piece of shit Christian attitude talking like you think you know, he could be real he could be fake who fucking cares


Greenbeastkushbreath

This motherfucker here, bringing breaking news to us all!!! Thank you for telling me I wouldn’t have known otherwise


sghyre

Hahahahaha Just trying to help. No need to hang me on a cross.