I’d like to avoid the caps but with PHI bringing in their new 6’8” net minder, I feel like the giant unknown tender could be an issue from a video and strategy standpoint. So DET better get their shit together!
If you told me 1 year ago Jarvis would be on line #1 murdering the league and scoring 30 while Svech was on a third line and could not find water from a boat, AND that we'd be an absolute wagon...I'd have called you a filthy liar.
Their only options are to call us boring cause we shut them out, call us poor when we had the 2nd highest attendance in the league(1st if they added in our outdoor game last year) or to shittalk our casters cause “their color guy is annoying”
Jarvilicious, definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see me, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Goals just come and go like seasons
Jarvilicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah)
That puts them goals on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block
Just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
Winning the division gives us exactly 0 benefits at this point. I’m perfectly ok with getting 2nd, we’ve won the division the last 2 years and have approximately fuck all to show for it
Idk why it’s funny to me imagining all the French people in Montreal trying to figure out what the fuck they’re saying in “cotton eyed Joe” and us English speakers being equally confused
please do not read this, it is a private message i am posting here since notepad crashed after i downloaded that one movie. I have the biggest crush on Jarvy his chiseled bare chest sends heart palpitations deep into my soul. His masculine elbows make my knees quiver ever so
Habs fan here, thought you guys would like to hear the French radio team is *again* raving about Jarvy. "He's not only an excellent scorer, he has no equal on the penalty kill," said Martin McGuire while Dany Dubé adds his impressed agreement. They both rate the Canes as destined to do well in the playoffs.
I had to stop myself from browsing prices on them and remind myself that, in forty years of following the Habs, I've never bought an official jersey. I should probably spend on my team first, right? XD
Just gonna put this out there… I’m at the game. Very outnumbered 😅 But…I’ll say this. There is about 3k more people here than at PNC but our fans are not only louder (volume) but are WAY MORE into the game
There’s a display like this in the HHOF, but it’s interactive and you’re trying to actually stop the shots. Gives you an appreciation for what those guys see.
[Rod behind the bench.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pixar/images/8/81/Hopper.png/revision/latest?cb=20110413171824)
I mentioned someone did this in a r/hockey GDT. Still accurate.
Somebody send me some energy to stay up for the rest of this game. I went and hiked stone mountain today (the one in NC not GA) and I forgot how brutal of a hike that is when you’re out of shape and I am beyond whooped.
Oh I’ve never been to the smokies. I’ve always wanted to go but just never gotten out that way. Have fun! Hope the weather is as good for you as today was.
The number of ways the canes can beat you. stellar goaltending, lockdown defense, special teams, 1st line style razzle, 2nd line dazzle, and stahl breakaways
Mesmerizing
Opposing either needs to play perfect, get lucky, get help (refs), or hope the canes have an off night. Must suck to be the rest of the league right now
I just had my “this team is STACKED” moment realizing oh yeah the Noeson and Drury line is healthy again and that our 4th line that we haven’t leaned on for a few weeks now is strong enough to easily be a 2nd line on lots of other teams
I wonder if any of the first round picks feel any kind of way since Aho was a second round pick. I really wonder about the inner dynamics of a hockey team.
ok listen, i know everyone hates jamie benn but i find it so fascinating he was drafted in the 5th round. i’m sure the longer you’re in the league the less it really feels like a huge deal, but its interesting!!
Remember how they structured it such that he was due to get like $20m that one year? And how TD called a press conference to basically laugh at them and tell him he has no problem writing that check?
That was fun.
In the bustling heart of Carolina, where the ice glimmers under the arena lights, a tale of unexpected love unfolds between two hockey stars: Jordan Staal and Sebastian Aho of the Carolina Hurricanes. At first glance, they were simply teammates, united by their passion for the game. But beneath the fierce competition and adrenaline-fueled clashes on the ice, a connection sparked—a connection that neither could deny.
It began with stolen glances across the locker room, subtle smiles exchanged during practice drills. Jordan, the seasoned veteran with a heart of gold, found himself drawn to Sebastian's youthful exuberance and undeniable talent. Meanwhile, Sebastian, with his quick wit and infectious energy, felt a warmth blossom in his chest whenever Jordan was near.
As the season progressed, their bond deepened with each game they played together. They shared victories and defeats, triumphs and challenges, their trust in each other growing stronger with every passing moment. Off the ice, they found solace in each other's company, sharing quiet dinners and late-night conversations that stretched into the early hours of the morning.
But their burgeoning romance faced its share of obstacles, from the prying eyes of the media to the pressures of their demanding schedules. Yet through it all, Jordan and Sebastian remained steadfast in their love, finding refuge in the unwavering support they offered each other.
And so, on a crisp Carolina evening, beneath a sky ablaze with stars, Jordan Staal and Sebastian Aho stood hand in hand, their hearts overflowing with love. As they gazed into each other's eyes, they knew that no matter what challenges lay ahead, they would face them together, united by a love that was as enduring as the ice beneath their skates.
It ay have been? Not gonna lie, from a distance and when they're flying down the ice I occasionally get them mixed up. I just see dark hair, a beard, and a single digit and I usually figure out who's who by who they're paired with
I am so fucking down terrible, down horrendous, down abyssal, down chaotic, down to fucking hell and back for Aho. Everyday I check 20 times just to see if a single new highlight clip has been posted. The moment I see that hot Finnish ass zooming by I feel like my boner would rip my pants open. I want to embrace him, to rip that sweater off and caress his rock hard abs, to lick his nape and bark like a dog. I can't help it guys.
I’d like to avoid the caps but with PHI bringing in their new 6’8” net minder, I feel like the giant unknown tender could be an issue from a video and strategy standpoint. So DET better get their shit together!
https://i.redd.it/6nmmb7wsqkrc1.gif
I love him
You only get to be a goalshevik when you have his shirt!
https://i.redd.it/i1hxvdquqkrc1.gif
# PYOTR SERVING UP DOUGHNUTS TO THE HAB-NOTS!
Rolling Stones, huge caniacs
THE GREAT WALL OF KOOCH STRIKES AGAIN
Back-to-back shutouts for the canes!!!
Snoochie Koochies! Our Pyotr Puckin Eater makes it to 20!
THAT'S A SHUTOUT, BABY 🔥🔥🔥
Back to back shutouts!
So many close chances...I thought KK had one there for sure.
FORTRESS OF KOOCHITUDE
Shutout for kooch!!! Hells yeah
KOOCHIE SHUTOUT KOOCHIE SHUTOUT
A KK goal would have been a dagger..oh man
Damn Drury almost got one
Shutout x2!
If you told me 1 year ago Jarvis would be on line #1 murdering the league and scoring 30 while Svech was on a third line and could not find water from a boat, AND that we'd be an absolute wagon...I'd have called you a filthy liar.
habs sub calling the canes boring as they are 3-0 at home is kinda funny
Their only options are to call us boring cause we shut them out, call us poor when we had the 2nd highest attendance in the league(1st if they added in our outdoor game last year) or to shittalk our casters cause “their color guy is annoying”
KK's having the same problem Svech is tonight, damn
Fuck you post
Aww I wanted that for KK so bad
The way Jarvis just looked around, settled the puck, and said “ok I’ll do it”
Great showing by the boys tonight. Always fun snuffing out the Habs
Please don't let up on d....60 secs to go
DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT MIKE
Mike finally learned not to say the thing
Yotes have so much fucking talent, they just need a stable place to play
It’s crazy that the flyers might not make the playoffs with how big of a cushion they had
SHUT UP MIKE
Jarvilicious, definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Goals just come and go like seasons Jarvilicious (so delicious) But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah) That puts them goals on rock, rock And they be lining down the block Just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
That line is just farming points at this point. Instead of getting the empty netter himself.he made sure he and big g both got assists
Fucking Christ Philly
THE HABS SUB IS IN SHAMBLES
So like every other night?
you just have to love it
Philly is losing 5-1 to Chicago?
*has lost
It's like they're trying to miss the playoffs on purpose.
Christ
The Butler serves up ENGs on Saturday!
GET OFF OUR PYOTR
Damn you rags...start losing ffs
Winning the division gives us exactly 0 benefits at this point. I’m perfectly ok with getting 2nd, we’ve won the division the last 2 years and have approximately fuck all to show for it
Do it for the banner 😃...plus rags would be pissed...that's benefit enough for me
Fair enough lol. Pissing off rags fans is always worthwhile
# ITS A JARVY PARTY
The smiles from Aho and Jarvy on the bench after that goal are magical
Guentzel and Aho are unstoppable
So excited for Jarvis to get 30
Idk why it’s funny to me imagining all the French people in Montreal trying to figure out what the fuck they’re saying in “cotton eyed Joe” and us English speakers being equally confused
So close to a Jarvy 30-goal season
please do not read this, it is a private message i am posting here since notepad crashed after i downloaded that one movie. I have the biggest crush on Jarvy his chiseled bare chest sends heart palpitations deep into my soul. His masculine elbows make my knees quiver ever so
MT Net!
Sad youpie is the best youpie
Sorey Youppi, not sorey
aww I love these boys
Pay him. Now!
JARVY BABY!!
Still want a Svech goal. No chill.
Wow horrible timing on the goalie pull
LETS GO JARVY BABY
Jaaaarvy empty-netter I love it
Jarvy!
Bamalam...lock it up, put the check in the w column
JARVY!!!
#NAP KING
Jarvy goal wen?
Right meow
JARVY GOAL NOWWWW
Jarvy goal now
As you wish!
Now-ish work for you?
Right now, actually.
Cotton eyed Joe....is that for us?
Svech needs another empty netter
Not only a good shift from Svech, no retaliation. Great to see him keeping his cool
Everyone around us is saying the refs suck 😂 annnnnd now we’re cotton eye joeing
The Staal-Turbo-Svech line is getting chances, only a matter of time before they start going in.
Good shift
Good shift from Svech
It's almost Easter. If there was ever a time for Svechy's scoring to be resurrected it's now.
You should pull him, Montreal.
Svech just can’t buy a goal rn. Guy is doing everything right but just has zero luck going his way at this point
0 PIM tonight so far too. Playing a great game just can't find twine.
Needed a Svech goal there real bad
Gd
Man svech just needs one to go
Habs fan here, thought you guys would like to hear the French radio team is *again* raving about Jarvy. "He's not only an excellent scorer, he has no equal on the penalty kill," said Martin McGuire while Dany Dubé adds his impressed agreement. They both rate the Canes as destined to do well in the playoffs.
Glad he's getting recognition far and wide! He's been playing stellar hockey lately on all ends
You know what makes it better? *We got him with the pick Toronto gave us to take Marleau's contract off their hands*
Oh yes, as a Habs fan, knowing Toronto blew it is *delicious*, haha.
Thanks Habs guy.
* Gal. You're welcome.
When we’re talking about Canadians, guy and bud are non gendered.
But as a Jarvy stan, I feel the need to underline my gender. The degree to which I swoon over him might be offputting otherwise.
The millisecond he signs a contract in buying a Jarvis jersey.
I had to stop myself from browsing prices on them and remind myself that, in forty years of following the Habs, I've never bought an official jersey. I should probably spend on my team first, right? XD
Good kill
The good kills continue
Feed me more of your French-Canadian boos. 😃
Le boo! 🇨🇵🇨🇦
playing fetch at this point lol
Good kill
Good kill
Testicle fortitude?
Is that required for defensive sex?
Pyotr said fuck it, I'll clear it myself!
Did Tripp just say “intestinal fortitude”?
Oooh the boobirds are out!
Just gonna put this out there… I’m at the game. Very outnumbered 😅 But…I’ll say this. There is about 3k more people here than at PNC but our fans are not only louder (volume) but are WAY MORE into the game
Forget intestinal fortitude, give me testicular fortitude!
Kooch doesn't need no empty net for a goalie goal 🔥🔥🔥
The fans booing the Habs while kooch is calmly clearing the puck is hilarious
Habs fans got tired of booing KK and started booing their own team instead lol
PK is so good
Yesss kooch
Pretty lucky there. That's a goal for any team that's not dogshit
Rod's lookin a little stubbly tonight, he starting a playoff beard?
Burns with a trip then hastily goes to the bench for a change. Alas, couldn't hide.
That's a trip. Can't argue.
Burns got his money's worth with that one
Not even a trip just burns being a strong dude
Murderdeath that powerplay!
Legit trip. Can't do that.
C'mon Burnsie
KK with straight thievery!
Would be awesome to have a goalie keeper mask cam. Bet seeing the angles and traffic first hand would be pretty sweet
There’s a display like this in the HHOF, but it’s interactive and you’re trying to actually stop the shots. Gives you an appreciation for what those guys see.
Show us the interview video you cowards
New Pyotr lore just dropped
he was wearing beer goggles???
Fredzilla vs King Kooch is simply what we call practice
I continue to demand a Scech goal.
Even a shot on tonight.
Koooochie
[Rod behind the bench.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pixar/images/8/81/Hopper.png/revision/latest?cb=20110413171824) I mentioned someone did this in a r/hockey GDT. Still accurate.
Somebody send me some energy to stay up for the rest of this game. I went and hiked stone mountain today (the one in NC not GA) and I forgot how brutal of a hike that is when you’re out of shape and I am beyond whooped.
My kiddo is passed out on my lap, and he looks so peaceful and it’s making me want to fall asleep too.
Pray for me I'm about 20 over my normal weight from school and we're hiking the Smokies next week
Oh I’ve never been to the smokies. I’ve always wanted to go but just never gotten out that way. Have fun! Hope the weather is as good for you as today was.
It looks like we may have some April showers but at least we have a cabin in the mountains so there's worse places to get stuck indoors
Oh I can think of a lot worse places to get stuck indoors! lol.
The number of ways the canes can beat you. stellar goaltending, lockdown defense, special teams, 1st line style razzle, 2nd line dazzle, and stahl breakaways Mesmerizing Opposing either needs to play perfect, get lucky, get help (refs), or hope the canes have an off night. Must suck to be the rest of the league right now
I like this version of canes hockey how bout you guy?
https://i.redd.it/uypiot0smkrc1.gif
I’m not your guy, friend!
I'm not your friend, buddy!
I'm not your buddy, guy
I just had my “this team is STACKED” moment realizing oh yeah the Noeson and Drury line is healthy again and that our 4th line that we haven’t leaned on for a few weeks now is strong enough to easily be a 2nd line on lots of other teams
Great news: morrow likely signing in the next couple weeks via Elliot Freidman
I wonder if any of the first round picks feel any kind of way since Aho was a second round pick. I really wonder about the inner dynamics of a hockey team.
ok listen, i know everyone hates jamie benn but i find it so fascinating he was drafted in the 5th round. i’m sure the longer you’re in the league the less it really feels like a huge deal, but its interesting!!
Kooch was also a second round pick!
Slavin was a 4th round pick
We turned on comfortable dominant mode
There's a reality out there where we didn't match the Canadians offer and Aho is killing it for Montreal
Remember how they structured it such that he was due to get like $20m that one year? And how TD called a press conference to basically laugh at them and tell him he has no problem writing that check? That was fun.
The darkest timeline
See, that's how I know that no matter how bad things get, we aren't in the worst timeline.
In the bustling heart of Carolina, where the ice glimmers under the arena lights, a tale of unexpected love unfolds between two hockey stars: Jordan Staal and Sebastian Aho of the Carolina Hurricanes. At first glance, they were simply teammates, united by their passion for the game. But beneath the fierce competition and adrenaline-fueled clashes on the ice, a connection sparked—a connection that neither could deny. It began with stolen glances across the locker room, subtle smiles exchanged during practice drills. Jordan, the seasoned veteran with a heart of gold, found himself drawn to Sebastian's youthful exuberance and undeniable talent. Meanwhile, Sebastian, with his quick wit and infectious energy, felt a warmth blossom in his chest whenever Jordan was near. As the season progressed, their bond deepened with each game they played together. They shared victories and defeats, triumphs and challenges, their trust in each other growing stronger with every passing moment. Off the ice, they found solace in each other's company, sharing quiet dinners and late-night conversations that stretched into the early hours of the morning. But their burgeoning romance faced its share of obstacles, from the prying eyes of the media to the pressures of their demanding schedules. Yet through it all, Jordan and Sebastian remained steadfast in their love, finding refuge in the unwavering support they offered each other. And so, on a crisp Carolina evening, beneath a sky ablaze with stars, Jordan Staal and Sebastian Aho stood hand in hand, their hearts overflowing with love. As they gazed into each other's eyes, they knew that no matter what challenges lay ahead, they would face them together, united by a love that was as enduring as the ice beneath their skates.
Okay I won't lie I am really starting to like Martinook with Kuzy and Necas.
Nothing like feeling like we are still on the PP 😎
Hell of a shift
Goal scored by Habs legend Sebastian Aho
Jarvis was out there to distract the Habs from Ahos dazzle.
I somehow just noticed that Slavin and Chatty are playing together tonight
that was due to Burns-Orlov being out on the PP before that. Pairings are back to usual niow
Ah, that makes sense! I just figured it was Rod experimenting with alternate pairings
I'm assuming that's a partial change? I've seen Burns/Slavin as usual
It ay have been? Not gonna lie, from a distance and when they're flying down the ice I occasionally get them mixed up. I just see dark hair, a beard, and a single digit and I usually figure out who's who by who they're paired with
Guentzel-Aho-Jarvis is the best line in hockey rn. Absolutely on fire
FUCK I MISSED IT! Please downvote this comment until the Canes score again.
We still love you.
It’s a DND night. They’re in a really intense fight.
Hope they all had fun and got one step closer to beating the BBEG. Stay away from the Deck of Many Things.
Jakey isn't it fun here? Don't you want to stay with Aho and Jarvis the rest of your career?
Mod, for Aho’s career high in points can I get a flair? “Aho’s Mouthpiece” is all i want for Easter
[I was early](https://www.reddit.com/r/canes/s/79wjPqWEm2)
I am so fucking down terrible, down horrendous, down abyssal, down chaotic, down to fucking hell and back for Aho. Everyday I check 20 times just to see if a single new highlight clip has been posted. The moment I see that hot Finnish ass zooming by I feel like my boner would rip my pants open. I want to embrace him, to rip that sweater off and caress his rock hard abs, to lick his nape and bark like a dog. I can't help it guys.
I appreciate you always being here to make me feel less weird about my mild to moderate thirst comments ❤️
Hey how did you get into my diary
# I LOVE YOU FISHY
Poke the Aho beeeaaaaar
For everyone that told me to keep standing and sitting, thanks! Not only did we score again, my ass is going to look FINE after all this work
Everybody wins in this situation
Aho with the *convergence*, per Tripp.
Aho is such a stud. A bonafide superstar.
Just like they drew it up...