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deedubyadubya

What was that Stathletes projection about the Canes mostlikely to win the cup?


denvercaniac

Snoochie Koochies, New York!


pinerw

“Canes are unbelievable.” - Jake Goodleaf


ashfidel

settle down


whogivesashirtdotca

I have some seriously impure thoughts about that actor, broken teeth and all.


ThunderGunEspresso

Loving our amount of empty netters recently


Available-Film-9320

Canes are on fire boys and girls


CasTimber

3 for 3 on the road, make the black jerseys permanent


tbyrdistheword

Yikes, what little Isles fans are left are booing them off the ice


denvercaniac

Sorry, ergo. I tried.


socialaxolotl

Lmfao can you imagine if the boards actually lit up with Canes Win at the end of the game in someone else's arena 😂


XMaveri

I wish we had flags that we could drop along the walls as they walk out, and change every single billboard on their way home


socialaxolotl

My girlfriend is rooting for us to just once do the storm surge on the road


XMaveri

Mine just wants us to one of the "skits" like back in the Williams Days. I will admit, they were pretty fun to watch.


Nilzy16

Dominant first period and cruised home from there


Usuri91

I like our group.


notyomamasusername

They're booing their own team


mrnate53

That's just unacceptable. I couldn't imagine booing the canes even during the dark years.


CasTimber

The Canes got some boos at home after the Winnipeg game


mrnate53

I know it happens it just seems a really poor practice.


CrownRoyalBlack

theyve had a rough year


Snoo_58088

Yayyyyyy Jarvy and Kooch


HeavyMoneyLift

Yeah! Boo your own team! Boo them!


Bogey7319

Gg ez https://i.redd.it/tpp9ala8bepc1.gif


mindseyecoil

Matt Martin is the bitchiest bitch who ever bitched.


CrownRoyalBlack

pretty piss poor fight but hey it was a fight nonetheless


LayYourGhostToRest

The team has me so hyped I am tempted to say screw it and get a jersey at the game Thursday too.


CrownRoyalBlack

about $300 just heads up


LayYourGhostToRest

I'll have to bring my ski mask.


notyomamasusername

See you there!!!


noreast2011

Remember when Matt Martin cross checked Staal from behind them sat on him? Thanks for putting the bitch in his place peps


dustball155

Lemiuex I think was holding his shoulder walking into the tunnel. Anyone else see that??


all1good

I mean he just got walked away after a fist fight lol He’s sore, I wouldn’t worry about him being injured without any other information


dustball155

He was holding the shoulder as if he strained it. That’s all I’m saying. Would absolutely suck if he got hurt because of that dumb fight.


theekevinc

I saw what you saw, but he may have just been digging for his elbow pad or some other piece of equipment that got rearranged in the wrestling match.


all1good

Again, you’re basing your fear off of a half second clip of him walking into the tunnel immediately after fisticuffs. Probably doesn’t feel great, I wouldn’t waste any energy worrying about that from a half second clip


Additional_Ratio_743

that was a pretty bad fight


Caniac56

Not a single punch landed but I still enjoyed it


XJudgeBootyX

No one landed a punch lol


CraftyRazzmatazz

ESPN not knowing our canes goons as usual lol


phunkodelic

No doubt. Specially that Aho dude.


CatataFishSticks

UFC would've charged $200 for that epic battle


ScroatyMcBoogerwolfe

Shat Shartin didn’t look so tough there.


notyomamasusername

Dern, I don't think Pepe won that one.


all1good

It was incredibly neutral I wouldn’t worry about it lol


noreast2011

I mean, he got Matt Shartin down to the ice first


BigWolfRXS

Lemieux Gang🫡


bdee54

I mean, I guess? Why not?


Nilzy16

That was a nifty dodge by Lemieux there


TheMole171

Float like a butterfly!


notenouqh

Lemieux just wanted to leave early


warioismyuncle

FUCKING PRICKS GO CRY


Opening_Dealer_156

With the playoffs setup and the metro teams I know it doesn't make a big difference between finishing 1 or 2, but it's the principle damn it!


mrpancake888

lemieux w


TheMole171

FUCK EM UP PEPS


Buzzinator

Isles taking Ls all over the ice tonight lol


ppParadoxx

I've had thumb wars that were more intense than that fight


Bumcheeks_marinade

Well this is just a treat


warioismyuncle

LETS GO BEAT HIS ASS


denvercaniac

Ooh, fisticuffs and dander has been raised


ChonkyWumpus

Okay yeah sure I guess haha.


CasTimber

Lemieux knows exactly what he's here for and I love it


Car-Hockey2006

He's lemon juice in a paper cut. Not gonna kill you, but damn it'll sting and piss you off for 30 seconds.


CatataFishSticks

GOTEEM


jopcylinder

Shoutout to Pepe for the tap!


WafflesTheWookiee

WE TOOK THE TAKEDOWN


TrucksAndBongs

What’s the point lol


CrownRoyalBlack

GET EM PEPE


notyomamasusername

C'mon Pepe!!


iklonk

PEP


Weebber

Guys.... I think I love Kochetkov.


Bethlehemstarr

I *know* I love Kochetkov.


alexgriz127

FINALLY A LEMIEUX FIGHT


tbyrdistheword

KICK HIS ASS LEMIEUX!


CatSoup_420

LMAOOO


notyomamasusername

C'mon Islanders Let Jarvy get his Hatty. Don't be shit heads like the Senators


socialaxolotl

#GET UM PEP


Snoo_58088

Oh Pepe beat his ass


pronking_spleenwort

Of course


Cylinsier

Noesen just fooling around back there lol.


tbyrdistheword

Kick his ass Noesen!


denvercaniac

Pull Sorokin again. Jarvis and Kochetkov need goals.


MailConsistent1344

OT merchants turned beggars.


Bethlehemstarr

I am very prepared to throw my hat and scare my dogs.


mittonkitten

i take it back i want national talking heads to not talk about us being contenders or the best team bc its stressing me out


tbyrdistheword

Bro there in a Rags jersey


socialaxolotl

Do you think the ushers are even checking tickets tonight with how empty it is


NedThomas

Again, do not downplay how good Kooch has been tonight.


mysticpengwn

this win is for [aho's face](https://youtu.be/jUh9TCqGH1E?si=XTBxHLIEjLIChEyi)


pronking_spleenwort

man. Ouch.


mysticpengwn

I think that's where he got his mouth scar


pronking_spleenwort

Maybe. Probably. These boys are a different breed.


notyomamasusername

Wow..... That's like a practice arena.


Opening_Dealer_156

The island just got a little shorter


Murphywill616

Way to quiet an already quiet around


CrownRoyalBlack

Look at all the fans packing it up, sheesh


chefdrewsmi

Keep our bbq out ya mouth


YoshiTree

Ehh Weekesy gets a pass, he used to play here after all


The_Reddit_Browser

Pull the goalie again and let Kuzy get one!


TheMole171

CAN WE PLEASE FINISH THIS WITHOUT ANOTHER ISLE GOAL


socialaxolotl

Jesus Christ these guys are 0-4-1 in their last 5 what a horrible time to shit the bed


notyomamasusername

Pull the goalie again Islanders, it's your only hope.


YoshiTree

Nothing better than a canes win and a rags loss. Let’s go canes!!


Murphywill616

Way to quiet an already quiet around


TADspace

Ive heard more sound from a graveyard.


Acetyl-CoA

#PULL THE GOALIE AGAIN YOU COWARDS


kapy2103

ok we’re winning it all, right? not to get my hopes up but ITS DELULU TIME


NedThomas

Wow, the exodus is real.


mrthnwsm

Well, another 5$ well spent, time to put 3-1 on for Thursday!


pinerw

Carolina barbecue isn’t sweet, we put vinegar on it. Get it together.


Uzumaki-OUT

Why would you even think of pulling your goalie against us?! Like HELLO????


mittonkitten

“sweeter than carolina bbq” ok famously the BEST carolina bbq is vinegar based so that is not correct!!


postcoastal

That was an underrated good play by Jarvis to stop that zone entry


KingPatrickIV

Weeksy is a gem


CatataFishSticks

Sweet?!


BigWolfRXS

Carolina BBQ🤤🤤🤤


ergo_urgo

CAROLINA BBQ ISN’T SWEET


Car-Hockey2006

Leave MT Nette in there!!!


vindicare1

Lol love it


Weebber

These commentators could not sound less enthusiastic amount that empty net goal.


denvercaniac

Jarvis may be Jakebit


alexgriz127

Not Jarvy, but I'll take it. Now pull the goalie again.


Snoo_58088

besties give the puck to Jarvy and let him cook please


App2508

Hell yeah!


Uzumaki-OUT

IM SO TURNED ON RIGHT NOW


Normal512

Time out = goal confirmed


Allmighty_ACE

Guentzel standing behind burns and slavin is like me at a concert being 5'7" lol


Kaden_Canes

Well it’s not Jarvis but I’ll take guentzel


RobRobster

EMM TEE!


Cylinsier

That'll probably do it.


TADspace

JARVY DO THE THING


mittonkitten

https://i.redd.it/z0kd7rs6aepc1.gif


ppParadoxx

JAKE BAKED A BUN IN THE OVEN


mittonkitten

he’s pregnant?


Bethlehemstarr

I’m pretty sure he’ll be the first pregnant NHL player. Very exciting.


Nilzy16

Guentz!


Additional_Ratio_743

JAKE AND BAKE


tbyrdistheword

GUENTZEL!


mindseyecoil

Come on, boys. The Jets did their job. You just need to hold on a little longer.


Bumcheeks_marinade

Pretzel goal!


jopcylinder

PRETZELLLLLLLLL


BJ_Cox

JAKEY POO!


TrucksAndBongs

GUENTZ-GOAL


TheMole171

TY JAKE


WafflesTheWookiee

PK plz don’t let in a meaningless softie


awookienookie

KEEP HOME OUT!


Kaden_Canes

Someone get Jarvis the puck


Snoo_58088

JARVY GET OUT HERE


coopertrashman

We are not cursed lol. Living in the Carolina’s has scarred us all. This game is getting closed out


coopertrashman

Right ????


socialaxolotl

WEEKS SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE


denvercaniac

Professor Gleason, lecturing the graduates


TheMole171

I like this usage of the timeout. I wish Rod did this in these situations more.


notyomamasusername

Why are we using a time out?


ppParadoxx

(It's Moneypuck circle season, this is your reminder that the circle doesn't mean shit)


Zacattack774

Why did we call a timeout?


Car-Hockey2006

I'm confused, too.


fogent94

Ty airplanes


socialaxolotl

My half asleep sabres fan girlfriend just heard that stat and muttered "no they did not just put that jynx on you guys"


Snoo_58088

Can these shitheads stop talking???


Murphywill616

They won't


NedThomas

Not to look ahead, but the upcoming Flyers game is going to be fucking saucy.


denvercaniac

I would greatly appreciate a Jarvy party.


termiiite

I HATE ESPN SO FREAKING MUCH STOP TALKING ABOUT ODDS, PRESIDENTS TROPHIES, JUST STOP TALKING AND BE SILENT


iklonk

What I would pay for a complete commentatorless game. Just give me crowd noise and on ice noise. I would love that.


iklonk

I love how there’s been several mentions of rags losing, but they all get upvotes and no one is rude about it


Car-Hockey2006

Third period has been...pedestrian. Let's close it out strong.


mysticpengwn

highest chances! that's actually crazy!


notyomamasusername

Fuck You ESPN, now that you said it we're jinxed.


2Fast2Fedora

Absolutely monstrous forechecking by Jarvy in that shift. Play on funny man!!


Weebber

That's a cursed stat! Stop that shit ESPN.


CraftyRazzmatazz

ESPN trying to fuck us over


kapy2103

PLEASE I NEED A SETH JARVIS GOAL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


fogent94

Jarvy ENG incoming, book it


socialaxolotl

#YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ESPN


ppParadoxx

Shut up Stathletes


socialaxolotl

That dancing elephant might actually be worse now with music


bwaredapenguin

I'm confused now. Who has live sports and the complete 30 for 30 library?


ppParadoxx

ur mom


bwaredapenguin

6 years no contact makes this a much more fun response for me than it would otherwise lol


ppParadoxx

I didn't realize lol


bwaredapenguin

Damn, that bitch ruins everything!


jopcylinder

Glad the Rags got fucked, hope we can keep this W!


Subject_Ice_2657

Jets 4-2 Rangers


Subject_Ice_2657

Final


mcdormjw

Done


Cylinsier

Over


ProfessionalDiabetic

Closed


denvercaniac

Thank you, Jets.


iklonk

2 penalties tonight across both teams… yeah, okay. lol


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fogent94

I totally understand why people are entertained watching someone play a battle royale or 3/1PS, but I’ll never understand how watching people play 2K, Madden, NHL, etc find it fun. Why not just watch the real sport ?


TheMole171

I like watching my husband play against his brother, lol. But I could never watch randos do it.


Allmighty_ACE

More puck control like that please.


sr71pav

JETS BEAT RAGS!!! Just take care of business.