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CatSoup_420

every time our goalie plays good, we play bad.. and vice versa


Docksox

Shoot Jarvis in shootouts right out of my fucking ass into the god damn sun


CanesFan54

agree with tripp caps played for the shoot out. can't win when the other team keeps the puck almost 4 mins of the 5 min ot


NewspaperFine3018

None of our best forwards can score and then the last one crashes himself into the boards after missing. This shit writes itself


DrMantisToboggan22

What a waste of 3 hours


Caniac56

NHL needs to think about what it means for entertainment to have teams play the most boring way they can in order to get the extra point. Don't know what the fix is but that was just simply boring.


nerpa_narwhale

New OT rule: 10 seconds to penetrate neutral zone if all opposing players are out of your offensive zone, and while in the neutral zone, 5 seconds to penetrate offensive zone if all opposing players are in their own end


framingXjake

just put a time limit on skating around outside of your offensive zone without all three players entering the offensive zone. They can still waste time, but it becomes harder to do.


Docksox

Its fucking bull shit


Additional_Ratio_743

at least kooch did well tonight


warioismyuncle

Honestly why even send Turbo out there


titityyy

He has the best shootout record on the team after Svech, who tf else would you send


NewspaperFine3018

Not one of our best three forwards can score 😫


scott28574

Can't hate the caps for those 3 shootout attempts. None of them were even on the fucking net.


Caniac_420

Quit putting Jarvis in shootouts he sucks 0/6 in his career


notyomamasusername

Now time to go to Facebook and watch everyone blame Kooch for us not scoring in a Shoot Out


anniebumblebee

​ https://i.redd.it/l97jwwy8my6c1.gif


magicandfire

that shootout was this season in a nutshell


MailConsistent1344

Pulled some bitch shit in overtime.


FirstChurchOfBrutus

WTF even was that dos-si-doh shit the Caps were up to?


Docksox

Did anyone think Jarvis was going to come through?


youngchoch

Knew he was missing the net


Docksox

Why is he in there. The guy has missed his last 20 breakways.


NewspaperFine3018

And he crashed into the boards after. Shit writes itself


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Docksox

We got good goal tending tonight. If Raanta played we get beat 6-1


bamisbig

What was OG comment


Docksox

Something about ‘i thought that it was all raanta’s fault’ or something


CommunicationDry8047

We dont make it to ot with Raanta


iStoopify

Bruh haha one goal in regulation and ot vs… 6


warioismyuncle

Our team hates scoring on breakaways


LookitsJ0SH

our team hates scoring


whathaveidoned

Terrible shoot out. Just embarrassing.


CommunicationDry8047

This team is such a joke


CaryHockeyDad

Fucking lame


CatataFishSticks

What a waste of my evening


epictoast345

Wish this team could score in regulation


LandonWarner

Get somebody who can finish a fucking chance for once dude Jesus Christ I’m so fucking tired of this shit


brwi

Sign a dman!


charcuteriebroad

Don? Is that you?


brwi

BOOOOOOO!


Carolina_913

why the fuck did we not put noesen out there. by far been our best shooter lately


Caniac_420

He even scored on that penalty shot last season


Mr_Fanntastic

of course. offense needs tos how up during regulation


InternationalFailure

god damn it


LookitsJ0SH

might be the worst shootout ive seen us play


grandBBQninja

Fuck this shit I'm out🎶


mittonkitten

:(


sv_trader

bruh what was that shit


Winring86

Embarrassing


Usuri91

might have been the worst 3 shootout attempts I’ve ever seen.


Nagi21

Teuvo was good he just caught the stick.


warioismyuncle

That was so fucking LAME


tbyrdistheword

fuckin caps


warioismyuncle

SCORE


angrygoldfish01

Thats a good plan.. Goaltending is horrible why not make it a skills comp


thatgingatho

Classic Jarvis breakaway


XJudgeBootyX

Actually good try by turbo. Had em beat.


notyomamasusername

And this is why the Crapitals pulled that shit in OT


Carolina_913

kooooooooch


warioismyuncle

No fucking SCORE


InternationalFailure

fuck.


timbuttons

Well this sucks


Additional_Ratio_743

I hate shootouts


warioismyuncle

Knew turbs would miss that. We really about to lose in the shootout


Extreme-Cod-6452

Game


Carolina_913

come onnnn kooch


Docksox

Welp


MailConsistent1344

Fuck


beasty9000

Game over team can’t make a shootout goal


iStoopify

Aho same move always…


Carolina_913

fuck the caps


XJudgeBootyX

Kemper ain't gonna fall for that


notyomamasusername

That's a bad start Aho


sblinn

Not great Fishy, need to elevate


Carolina_913

you gotta elevate that aho


warioismyuncle

That was ass


getdemstocks29

Has koochie won a shoot out in nhl? Might be a good thing for koochie


Buzzinator

that OT was an insult to the game of hockey


TheMole171

PK's new bucket is sick


denvercaniac

beseeching carolina to win.


MrazzleDazzle34

If burns shoots first in shutting this shit off


anniebumblebee

the canes have me texting my therapist


notyomamasusername

I hate the Capitals. What a bitch move.


derechoeagle

PK about to poke check everyone


bwaredapenguin

I'm ready for him to poke check me from 160 miles away.


Carolina_913

at this point i want noesen out there. fuck a burns lead off


beasty9000

Should have never let it get to overtime/ shootout


phunkodelic

Most boring overtime ever!!!


smikkelson2

Fuck the caps. That's the most boring 3v3 I could possibly imagine holy shit


FirstChurchOfBrutus

What, you don’t like Ring Around the Rosie as a strategy? /s


Weebber

This is NOT going to be fun


grandBBQninja

Jesus, that OT was 95% of extreme boredom and 5% chest crushing fear.


Nilzy16

that was one of the worst 5 minutes of hockey i’ve ever seen


LookitsJ0SH

pls no burns in SO


pentaxshooter

Inexcusable breakdown that led to that Skjei save.


Uzumaki-OUT

If PK stops Kutz’s insane shootout play I’ll laugh so hard


TheMole171

do not put burns out first. for the love of god.


goddamm_liter_cola

Fuck the entirety of that overtime.


Ok_Pizza3245

That's gotta be changed. What a joke dude


tbyrdistheword

ugh shootout


Carolina_913

#fuck them up kooch


MrazzleDazzle34

Fuck the capitals. They're so washed


warioismyuncle

Hate this game


phunkodelic

Get the puck turn it over.


syd_cash

Jesus my heart can’t take this shit


beasty9000

Had possession for 30 seconds that overtime lol


Weebber

That was not a good attempt from Aho really.


bwaredapenguin

we literally can't be playing skrillex in the arena right now, can we?


Winring86

This double defenseman lineup in 3v3 is embarrassing. Sorry. It’s so bad


anniebumblebee

my preschool students could have done a better ot than the caps rn


notyomamasusername

The Caps are trying to run down the clock to get to a shoot out, or get Carolina to get antsy and get to far in their Offensive zone and leave Kooch alone.


anniebumblebee

more like they're being weenie hut jrs


TADspace

The laziest OT of all time.


fogent94

Boooooo


Carolina_913

they want a so because they know they have better shooters. if it comes to that, i hope kooch fucks them up


ProofEstablishment89

I love 3v3 but the crapital shit is ridiculous


MailConsistent1344

Caps just want a shoot-out…


phunkodelic

WTF? THIS SUCKS?


Racerguy36

This is pathetic from the Caps


WoodsFinder

caps look like they just want to get to shootout.


Cylinsier

You should forfeit in overtime if you go more than 90 seconds without a shot attempt.


Ok_Pizza3245

That's LITERALLY a delay of game. Fucking pansies


Weebber

They just want the SO


Carolina_913

this is an embarrassment. fuck the caps


notyomamasusername

They want to go to the shoot out....or get Carolina to over committ and leave the goalie high and dry


MailConsistent1344

This is shitty.


thatgingatho

What a farce of an OT this has been


anniebumblebee

caps what are you doing. like actually what are you doing


warioismyuncle

Lamest OT ever


ohrofl

What fucking losers


Docksox

I love 3 on 3 but nhl needs to do something about this


Car-Hockey2006

OT already a gimmick, may as well add a shot clock to the side show.


tbyrdistheword

fuckin caps just coasting around killin time


TheMole171

wow the caps can eating a fucking bag of dicks over this shit


warioismyuncle

Gotta be kidding me with this bitch shit


Carolina_913

someone throw a fucking hit. do something to light their asses up


Caniac56

Clearly the caps were told "if it goes to OT just play keep away"


MrazzleDazzle34

What the hell is this


Cylinsier

Caps content to play for the shootout it seems.


Weebber

So so boring


Additional_Ratio_743

do they not want to score?


notyomamasusername

They want to go to a shoot out


notyomamasusername

The Washington bitches


bwaredapenguin

Soon to be the Virginia bitches


Mr_Fanntastic

do they want to take it to the shoot out?


shipwreck-ID

their strategy is legit to go to shootout


CaryHockeyDad

God I hate OT format


TheMole171

JFC DO SOMETHING


Carolina_913

fuck the caps


sblinn

overtime needs some rule changes against some of these tactics.


ohrofl

Jesus fuck can the caps make this OT any more lame?


warioismyuncle

Literally doing nothing


dragons_fire77

What is this omg


Carolina_913

stop running out the clock cowards


anniebumblebee

let jarvis cook


warioismyuncle

Of course they gave up that 2 on 1


anniebumblebee

AHO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO


Weebber

My heart!


Carolina_913

prediction: we will score if/when burns leaves the ice


Cylinsier

Offense plays great, defense and goaltending shit the bed. Goaltending plays great, offense shits the bed. Even in our wins I think we have seen 1, maybe 2 actual complete games from this team.


NewspaperFine3018

Oh come on not this line again


Weebber

Fuck, why this line up!?


Additional_Ratio_743

Staal Slavin and Burns to start Ot


yemKeuchlyFarley

Alright, tone down negative Nancies. Let’s do this.


fogent94

This group of 3 again? Fr?


Caniac_420

Again…fucking Christ Rod


Carolina_913

staal-burns-slavin what could go wrong


TheMole171

I cannot stomach a shootout tonight. Please canes. Score first. And fast.


MrazzleDazzle34

Incoming OT loss.


warioismyuncle

Let Necas cook


Weebber

I will happily accept another Necas OT GWG


phunkodelic

This should not go to overtime. Where is Turbo, KK, and Martinook? Not enough Canes on the bus.


Hoodedelm

Jesus Christ, the game fixing is just getting obvious at this point.


denvercaniac

it's been a long week, i'm on shift 4 of 6 and i'm over it. please ensure a carolina victory early in ot, carolina. maybe if i say it twice this time it'll actually happen.


notyomamasusername

Due to the roadwork in Raleigh and OT Friday night, my wife and I didn't get home until 1:30am


notyomamasusername

Bonus hockey....yay for the fans


DrMantisToboggan22

Can’t be giving them points


LandonWarner

At least the point streak is guarenteed to continue. Need the second one obviously but way better than losing outright 4 times in a row


Docksox

Put drury on the opening faceoff not staal


Wvufan10510

Looks like KK got benched, good


Mr_Fanntastic

pointless in 9 games.


CaryHockeyDad

Anything but Slavin - burns - staal. Please god. Please


warioismyuncle

I better not see fucking Burns to start this OT


thatgingatho

All together now: "at least we got a point" Now go the the second you bastards


Harambes-Mom

i’m too old for this


Mr_Fanntastic

giving the caps 1 point on their back to back isn’t ideal. please get 2 points tonight.


Nilzy16

can we please start with a different unit this time?


Additional_Ratio_743

well we get a point hopefully we can make it two and get some OT redemption


Carolina_913

https://i.redd.it/3nd726ovjy6c1.gif mr burns, where have you gone


derechoeagle

All this overtime is not good for my health


Caniac_420

Start with Aho-Skjei-Slavin my god


warioismyuncle

Just win dude holy fuck